After being adopted by five nonhumans

Gu Yu didn't realize that his picture was greedy, he sucked the fans soaked in the soup, and then showed a satisfied expression.

After eating, Gu Yu washed his hands, and saw the reply sent by the Taoist priest in the mountain.

A Taoist in the Mountain: Sounds good

Seeing the words sent by the other party, Gu Yu looked weird.

sound?Haven't Taoists in the mountains ever eaten Malatang?He also said just now that priests can eat meat, and Malatang is not considered a meat dish, right?

A taro: Brother Xi, have you ever eaten Malatang?

A Taoist priest in the mountains: I can’t buy it nearby

Gu Yu followed the other party's reply, and then thought of the fact that the courier sent to him by the other party had been on the road for four full days before it arrived in his hands. Malatang is sold, and it takes four days to send it to the neighboring province by express!

Gu Yu sincerely sympathizes.

A taro: If Malatang could be vacuum-packed, I could send some to you.

When Jiang Xi saw the news about a taro, his expression froze slightly. He didn't expect the other party to be so enthusiastic.

For a while I didn't know how to go back.

12-year-old Jiang Xi, looks like a flower of Gaoling, but is also very cold inside. In the eyes of most people, he is a veritable young master born with a golden spoon in his mouth. He can have everything he wants, but in fact, he His mother was in business all the year round, and the number of times he met him was very few. Although his father was usually in a Taoist temple, he had to retreat for a period of time every now and then, so it was rare for both parents to accompany Jiang Xi.

In the Taoist temple, there is nothing to talk to with neighbors, so he is very lonely.

Although those brothers who were a round older than him took good care of Jiang Xi, but in the end there was an age gap. They would take care of him, but they would not speak their minds to him.

But now, a taro, a person who has only known him for a few days, is so soft-hearted that he wants to send him food because of his bad reputation.

With such strong concern, Jiang Xi didn't know how to respond to the other party's kindness. In the end, he could only say awkwardly:

A priest in the mountains: Yes.Do you have any other questions now, let me help you.

A taro: Brother Xi, I don't quite understand here either.

A taro spoke and sent his question.

Jiang Xi glanced at the question, and immediately had an idea, and his fingertips moved nimbly and quickly on the screen of the phone.

This conversation lasted until after [-] o'clock in the evening. Gu Yu felt a little fascinated when he talked with Jiang Xi. It felt like facing an omniscient clicker. No matter how obscure questions he asked, the other party could always accurately answer them. Give concise and clear answers.

There is also often a feeling of sudden enlightenment.

When Gu Yu was immersed in thinking about what the other party had just said to him, Xia Xin'an, who was standing behind him, patted him on the shoulder: "Why are you talking so seriously, it's 08:30, if you don't wash the dormitory, the lights will be turned off."

Gu Yu was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he had talked to the Taoist priest in the mountain for so long.

He planned to explain to the other party, and then went to the toilet to wash up.

A taro: I learned a lot today, thank you Brother Xi, I'm going to take a bath.

A priest in the mountains: Go.

Jiang Xi saw that the other party said that he was going to take a bath, and realized that he was also a little fascinated by the chat, so he got up to wash.

A few minutes later, Jiang Xi returned to the room. His mid-length hair, which was usually tied into a bun, was half dry, hanging down on his collarbone exposed from his pajamas.The boy with deep eyebrows picked up the mobile phone placed by the bed, and sat on the bed while unlocking it.

A Taro: I packed it up and got ready for bed

A taro: good night brother Xi

Jiang Xi tilted his lips unconsciously and typed: Good night.

After replying, he was about to lie down when he saw a message flashing on the screen of his phone again.

This time the other party sent over a dynamic picture of a little fat cat covering the quilt.

I don't know if the other party waited for Jiang Xi to reply after sending good night.

Jiang Xi was caught off guard, and was so cute by this clever emoji. He couldn't help but stretch out his index finger, press and hold the emoji, and save it in his favorites.Then resend this emoticon package to a taro.

This time the other party didn't reply again, probably fell asleep.

Jiang Xi also turned off the phone screen, lay flat on the bed, and closed his eyes.

The next day, Jiang Xi woke up from the bed, picked up the mobile phone beside the bed to check the time, it was six in the morning.

Subconsciously unlocking the phone, I saw the page saying goodnight to a taro last night.

He hesitated whether to send "good morning" to the other party, as a courtesy.

I had already typed those words on the screen with my fingertips. After thinking about it, I still pressed the delete button and didn't send it.

Then he put his phone beside the bed, changed into his pajamas and went into the toilet. Facing the bathroom mirror, he grabbed his somewhat messy hair, skillfully tied it into a fluffy ball head, and then began to wash.

After washing up and eating in the canteen of the Taoist temple, Jiang Xi put his schoolbag on his back, put in coins and got into the Rolls-Royce Phantom parked outside the Taoist temple, and then leaned on the seat and closed his eyes to rest as usual.

At this moment, the mobile phone he put in his school trousers pocket vibrated, indicating that there was a new message.

A taro: Morning~ I have to take a day of class today, and I can only read at night

A taro haired "Zao" followed by a tilde, like a rippling and lively tail, is very close to Jiang Xi's feeling when chatting with taro.

Jiang Xi was about to reply that it's okay, but the driver suddenly made a sharp turn, which made Jiang Xi couldn't help but look up. At this moment, he saw the scorching red sun slowly rising in front of him, dyeing the surrounding clouds like gold.

The picture was so beautiful that Jiang Xi couldn't help but take another look.

The driver, who knew he was at fault, quickly said, "Young master, I'm sorry."

Jiang Xi: "It's okay, just be careful next time."

He picked up his mobile phone, took a picture of the scenery outside the window through the car window, and sent it to a taro.

A priest in the mountains: morning

A priest in the mountains: It’s okay, you are very smart.

So it’s okay to spend less time reading books.

Jiang Xi euphemistically expressed his optimism for Taro. He felt that the other party was somewhat talented, and it was rare to be able to ask so many effective questions in such a short period of time.

A taro: The picture is so beautiful!

A taro: Thank you Brother Xi (blushing smiling face)

After Gu Yu sent the message, he got up to pack up, then had breakfast with his roommates and arrived at the classroom.

After entering the classroom, Gu Yu, as a study committee member, consciously took responsibility and reminded the class representatives of each subject to collect their homework.

After he finished speaking, the representatives of each class got up one by one, urging everyone to hand in their homework. When the representative of the science class got up, the high talker sitting at the Guyu table staggered on the spot, and then said loudly "I rub".

Gu Yu was wondering why the other party acted like this, when he felt Gao Tan poking his back with the cap of a pen from behind, he turned around and said, "What's wrong?"

Gao Tan: "When was this science assignment assigned? How come I don't know?"

Gu Yu recalled what happened last week, and said: "It was arranged during the break, and it seemed that you were not in the classroom at that time."

Gao Tan cried and said with a sad face: "Don't say anything, borrow me to copy it!"

It's fine if it's another subject, but it's science. The science teacher in their class is a very strict woman. Although she doesn't hit people, she can stare people into autism on the spot with sharp eyes, which is very scary.

Even the good student Gu Yu was terrified by that level of viciousness.

Gu Yu took out the science workbook and handed it over: "Just this time, don't forget next time."

Gao Tan: "Okay, you are really my good brother!"

He lowered his head, quickly flipped through his homework, and said to Gu Yu at the same time, "help me look at the teacher."

Gu Yu responded, paying attention to the movement at the door.

A few minutes later, Gao Tan said, "I'm done!"

Gu Yu looked at the two homework books in response, and quickly saw something wrong: "You copied the wrong question, you should choose A."

Gao Tan said: "I did it on purpose. I learned this trick at the same table as me in elementary school. He basically didn't do homework. He copied mine every day. He also summed up a set of how to copy homework without being discovered. Come out with skills."

Gao Tan heard the words at the same table, and asked curiously: "Then how is your tablemate doing now?"

Gao Tan: "...the second grader in our school is my former deskmate."

The person who caused the questioner couldn't help cursing "dead student bully" in his heart, and then stopped talking.

Gao Tan saw that he had finished copying the homework anyway, and everything was fine, so he immediately pulled Gu Yu to show his "skills" at the same table.

"Look, it's the easiest way to deliberately copy a wrong one. To upgrade a little bit, it is to use a pen to underline the stem of the question to show that you have given the answer after serious thinking, and then cross out the original answer and replace it with the original answer. Another answer." Gao Tan said, the tip of his pen was demonstrating in the exercise book, he crossed out a multiple-choice question, and wrote a different answer.

Gu Yu: "...awesome."

He praised blankly.

……

The last class before school was science class, Gao Tan relaxed and hummed a ditty while turning his pen, waiting for the class to start.

At this moment, the class representative came back with two stacks of homework, and divided the homework into two on the podium, the one with more was handed out directly, and the one with less was placed on the desk .

Gao Tan saw that he hadn't sent it yet, and felt bad in his heart.

Just when he was worried, the science teacher, whose hair was still combed meticulously, walked into the classroom with a black face and a pointer in his hand.

Her eyebrows were like knives, and she looked down at everyone sharply.

Then he said: "Next, I will call the person whose name is called to stand up."

For a moment, the classroom was as quiet as a cicada, and the original noise of fighting disappeared in an instant, except for the rapid breathing of the students who had not been handed out their homework books.

Soon, the first unlucky guy was called by the science teacher's name, and then the second... Gao Tan was also called, and after the name was called, the rest of the homework books were handed out.

The science teacher said: "Everyone, turn to page No. 15 in your homework book to read the third question. I have emphasized this question several times in class. Why are you still doing it wrong?!"

Her tone was stern, and the coercion made everyone lower their heads and read their textbooks hard.

The same is true of high talk.

He lowered his head, and saw that the third question that the science teacher said was exactly the one that he and Gu Yu had modified while showing off their "homework copying skills".

Gao Tan: "..."

After class, when he talked about it in the dormitory, Gu Yu immediately couldn't stop laughing.

Xia Xin'an and Qi Jiang even laughed that he deserved it.

Qi Jiang patted Gao Tan on the back and giggled, and said while laughing: "Brother, you are doing your own crimes, hahahaha!"

Gao Tan: "..."

Qi Jiang: "It's useless for me to look at it this way. Oh no, it's so funny. I want to send it to my other friends to laugh too!"

When Gu Yu heard Qi Jiang's words, he also had the desire to share for a while.

It's not appropriate to send it to parents. Gu Yu was hesitating who to share this interesting story with, and the sun shared by a Taoist priest in the mountain came to his mind.

Simply click on the chat page with the other party and send this matter over.

So, in a certain luxury car driving towards Qingjingguan, the driver looked through the rearview mirror and saw his usually expressionless young master with a distorted expression on his face, as if he was holding back a smile, or... hemorrhoids ?

Because this expression is very close to when I had hemorrhoids.

In the end, he still felt that the young master had committed hemorrhoids, and then began to wonder whether he should step aside and turn around, and take the young master to the pharmacy to buy a tube of hemorrhoid ointment.

But he was also afraid that the young master would be exposed to his hidden disease by himself, so he would wear little shoes for himself.

But if he didn't buy it, he was afraid that the young master would faint in pain in his car.

He finally couldn't help it anymore, and said tremblingly: "Young master, actually hemorrhoids are not a serious illness. You can buy some ointment and apply it at the beginning, and you'll be fine. I have hemorrhoids, but now it's okay to drive for so long, isn't it?"

Jiang Xi looked confused, and didn't understand why the usually quiet driver suddenly mentioned hemorrhoids to him, but he thought that the other party had been driving for him for several years, and it was not good to ignore him, so he said casually: "Yeah."