Messenger of Yin and Yang
Chapter 7 This Is Soap Not Cake
Before going to bed, grandma specially told Zhang Dezhi gently, "Don't let Xiaofan sleep on the floor tonight. If I see Xiaofan sleeping on the floor tomorrow morning, I will beat you to death."
Zhang Dezhi was wronged, "Is it because I don't let him sleep? It's because he doesn't want to sleep."
"I don't care," grandma pointed at Zhang Dezhi, "If I see him sleeping on the floor, I'll settle accounts with you."
Zhang Dezhi was speechless, "No, I..."
"Xiao Fan, sleep on the bed obediently. If your brother bullies you, come to grandma."
"Grandma, brother didn't bully Xiaofan." A sweet voice came.
Zhang Dezhi's scalp felt a little numb when he heard it, but Xiaofan also called out, "Brother!"
"do not……"
Xiaofan watched him writhing innocently, Zhang Dezhi couldn't take it anymore, and said quickly, "Okay, okay, don't stare at me, go to bed!"
Xiaofan looked at the bed, but didn't go to bed immediately, Zhang Dezhi saw that he was standing still, and shouted again, "Go to bed!"
Xiao Fan was terrified by him, but still hurried to bed.
"Lie down!" Zhang Dezhi shouted again.
Xiao Fan immediately lay down obediently.
Zhang Dezhi said again, "Close your eyes!"
Xiaofan quickly closed his eyes again.
Zhang Dezhi watched him close his eyes before he smiled, this kid is quite funny.In order to prevent him from sneaking off again at night, Zhang Dezhi added, "I tell you little brat, if you sneak off to sleep on the floor again, I don't want you anymore, did you hear me?"
"Yeah." The person with his eyes closed still responded to him.
Only then did Zhang Dezhi lie down in peace.
It may be because he has not digested the sudden addition of a younger brother, so Zhang Dezhi couldn't accept the situation of running towards him abnormally at this moment, and calling "brother" sweetly.
"Brother, are you back?" Seeing that the person holding his hand was not happy, Zhang Dezhi pulled his hand out of his hand, "Ah, you're back."
Grandma looked at the two and said with a smile: "How wonderful, there are still a few more children in a family."
"Xiaofan, let your brother play with you, and grandma will cook for you."
Xiaofan was very obedient, and immediately pulled Zhang Dezhi, "Brother, play with me."
Zhang Dezhi, "..." I don't know what grandma taught Xiaofan?Why is this change so big?
Zhang Dezhi was powerless to resist, allowing Xiaofan to hold his hand, and asked hopelessly, "What do you want to play?"
"watch TV."
"Watching TV..." He originally wanted to say, what can you understand while watching TV?But with Xiaofan's clear and smiling eyes, he swallowed back his words, and asked instead, "What do you want to see?"
Xiao Fan said happily, ""Mother-in-law's Spring""
Zhang Dezhi's hand holding the remote control paused, and sure enough, he followed his grandmother astray.
So he shouted towards the kitchen: "Grandma, what kind of messed up TV series did you show Xiaofan?"
After a while, I heard my grandma's voice coming from the kitchen, "What's the mess? This is the biggest drama of the year, so watch it too, it's so well done."
Zhang Dezhi rolled his eyes in his heart, what's so interesting about mother-in-law and mother-in-law?
"Xiao Fan, this is not good-looking, I will find you a good-looking one." Zhang Dezhi whispered to Xiao Fan.
Xiao Fan immediately smiled and said: "Okay, brother help me find a good-looking one."
Zhang Dezhi saw that he was acting foolishly, so he couldn't help but rubbed his crotch, and smiled at him.
Grandma hid in the kitchen and took a look. The two brothers were sitting together watching TV. The picture was really comfortable.
When the two saw Tom Cat chasing Jerry, Xiao Fan suddenly pulled Zhang Dezhi, his face seemed a little red, "Brother, I want to go to the bathroom."
Talk about going to the toilet?
"The bathroom is there, go by yourself." Zhang Dezhi raised his finger and continued watching TV.
Xiaofan looked back and ran away quickly.
Grandma also heard what Xiaofan said, came out of the kitchen, and said to Zhang Dezhi: "You follow Xiaofan, he is not very good at using the toilet."
"Oh, what's wrong with this? Just press and flush?" Zhang Dezhi was a little impatient.
"Tsk, go!"
Zhang Dezhi got up helplessly, "All right, all right, I'll go."
Reluctantly came to the bathroom door and knocked on the door, "Xiaofan, are you alright?"
No one answered him inside, so he knocked on the door again, "Xiaofan?" Still no response.
He lay on the door and listened inside, but there was no movement at all? "Hiss, hey? What is this kid doing in there?"
"Xiaofan, I came in?" As soon as he opened the door, he saw Xiaofan standing in front of the sink holding something and chewing on something, watching him come in and hurriedly hid behind him.
"What do you eat?"
Xiaofan shook his head, Zhang Dezhi said, "Show me."
Xiaofan slowly took his hand out from behind his back, Zhang Dezhi gasped, "Is this soap? Are you eating soap?"
He snatched half a piece of soap from Xiaofan's hand, and quickly squeezed Xiaofan's mouth, "You ate half of it, spit it out quickly, this is not edible." Zhang Dezhi hurriedly put his head into the sink , patted him on the back, "Quick, spit it out."
Xiao Fan still seemed unwilling to vomit, so he didn't get anything out of it after shooting for a long time.
Zhang Dezhi was anxious, and he emphasized his tone, "Hurry up and spit it out, this is poisonous and cannot be eaten."
"Cough, cough..." Xiao Fan coughed twice before spitting out all the soap in his mouth.
Zhang Dezhi quickly took a glass of water for him, "Wash your mouth, don't swallow it, spit it out after a gurgle, you know?"
Xiao Fan gurgled a few times and spit out a mouthful of bubbles.
Zhang Dezhi, "Come here a few more times."
After Xiaofan finished rinsing, he was worried and asked him to brush his teeth again, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the teary-eyed person in front of him, he said angrily: "This is soap, you can't eat it, why do you put everything in your mouth? "
Xiao Fan raised his hand to wipe away his tears, and said aggrievedly, "Cake."
"This is not a cake, whose cake is in the bathroom? This is soap, for washing hands, remember?"
"...Remember." Xiaofan said softly.
Zhang Dezhi slowed down his voice, and asked again: "What is this?"
Xiao Fan, "Soap."
"What is it for?"
Xiao Fan thought for a while before saying, "It's for washing hands."
"remember?"
"remember."
Seeing his pitiful appearance, Zhang Dezhi stretched out his hand and patted his shoulder, "Okay, let's go out and watch TV!"
Xiaofan nodded, "Yeah."
Grandma naturally heard the movement of the two, and seeing the two came out, she quickly greeted them, "Is Xiaofan alright?"
Zhang Dezhi, "It's all right."
Grandma: "That's good, Xiaozhi, take Xiaofan and tell him about the things we use, so that he doesn't eat it by mistake again."
Zhang Dezhi looked at Xiaofan and sighed, "It's really troublesome."
Grandma touched Xiaofan's head and said to him: "Xiaofan, follow your brother to recognize it carefully, and you must remember what you can't eat."
"Well, good." Xiaofan looked at Zhang Dezhi after making the promise to his grandma, and obediently called out, "Brother."
"Oh, you are obedient."
After speaking, he took Xiaofan to identify them one by one in the house. This one cannot be touched, that one cannot be eaten, what are these things used for? Fortunately, Xiaofan is smart and recognizes them quickly. As for being too silly.
Moreover, Zhang Dezhi slowly discovered that this silly boy seemed to be very smart, and his learning ability was particularly strong, especially...
"What are you doing?" Zhang Dezhi touched his face, looked at the saliva on it and shouted in disgust.
Xiao Fan blinked his big innocent eyes, "Are all the people on TV like this?"
Zhang Dezhi took a look at the TV series he just watched, in which the hero just kissed the heroine.
"It's different, you can't kiss me."
"Why?" Xiaofan asked innocently.
"Because, because we are different from them, they are lovers!"
"Then I want to be a couple with my brother."
Zhang Dezhi widened his eyes in horror and backed away covering his face, Xiao Fan asked again, "Brother, what is a couple?"
"...For couples, it's delicious."
When he heard about the food, Xiaofan's eyes lit up, "Brother, I want to eat too."
"You can't eat now." Zhang Dezhi said casually, wiping his hands in disgust.
"Why can't you eat it?"
"Hiss~ Why are you a hundred thousand? You can't eat it because you are too young now, and you can eat it when you grow up."
Xiao Fan nodded in confusion, "Oh, then when will I grow up?"
Zhang Dezhi glanced at him and snorted softly, "It will take many years, just wait!"
Xiao Fan tilted his head, "Oh!"
"I'm going to wash my face, don't follow me." After these days, Xiao Fan clings to him tightly.
Xiaofan watched Zhang Dezhi enter the bathroom, then sat back and continued his TV, "I love you." "I love you too..."
……
"Brother, I love you."
Zhang Dezhi didn't have much ups and downs, but closed his eyes tiredly, "Where did you learn it?"
"Brother, if you want to say, I love you too." Xiao Fan corrected.
Zhang Dezhi didn't want to talk to him, so he just closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, but Xiao Fan wouldn't give up so easily, he put his whole body on Zhang Dezhi, "Brother, tell me quickly."
"Uh, you go down, go down first, it's too heavy."
Xiaofan saw that Zhang Dezhi was really out of breath, so he got off him, "Brother, brother, tell me!"
Zhang Dezhi took a few breaths before he said helplessly, "Okay, I love you too, can you sleep?"
Xiao Fan quickly hugged Zhang Dezhi's arm, and was about to go to sleep, when Zhang Dezhi pushed him away, "Sleep by yourself, don't hug my arm."
I don't know from which night, Xiaofan likes to drag him to sleep, the key is that his grandma is behind him to support him, and he doesn't listen to what he says.
Not only did Xiao Fan not let go of his arm, but he put his other arm around his neck, and put his leg on his leg. Zhang Dezhi pulled away, and he hugged him again, pulled him away, hugged him again, and finally He was really sleepy, so he let him go.
In the middle of the night, thick fog suddenly appeared, and a bright light suddenly flashed in the sleeping world. It was short and fast, making people almost think it was an illusion...
Zhang Dezhi was wronged, "Is it because I don't let him sleep? It's because he doesn't want to sleep."
"I don't care," grandma pointed at Zhang Dezhi, "If I see him sleeping on the floor, I'll settle accounts with you."
Zhang Dezhi was speechless, "No, I..."
"Xiao Fan, sleep on the bed obediently. If your brother bullies you, come to grandma."
"Grandma, brother didn't bully Xiaofan." A sweet voice came.
Zhang Dezhi's scalp felt a little numb when he heard it, but Xiaofan also called out, "Brother!"
"do not……"
Xiaofan watched him writhing innocently, Zhang Dezhi couldn't take it anymore, and said quickly, "Okay, okay, don't stare at me, go to bed!"
Xiaofan looked at the bed, but didn't go to bed immediately, Zhang Dezhi saw that he was standing still, and shouted again, "Go to bed!"
Xiao Fan was terrified by him, but still hurried to bed.
"Lie down!" Zhang Dezhi shouted again.
Xiao Fan immediately lay down obediently.
Zhang Dezhi said again, "Close your eyes!"
Xiaofan quickly closed his eyes again.
Zhang Dezhi watched him close his eyes before he smiled, this kid is quite funny.In order to prevent him from sneaking off again at night, Zhang Dezhi added, "I tell you little brat, if you sneak off to sleep on the floor again, I don't want you anymore, did you hear me?"
"Yeah." The person with his eyes closed still responded to him.
Only then did Zhang Dezhi lie down in peace.
It may be because he has not digested the sudden addition of a younger brother, so Zhang Dezhi couldn't accept the situation of running towards him abnormally at this moment, and calling "brother" sweetly.
"Brother, are you back?" Seeing that the person holding his hand was not happy, Zhang Dezhi pulled his hand out of his hand, "Ah, you're back."
Grandma looked at the two and said with a smile: "How wonderful, there are still a few more children in a family."
"Xiaofan, let your brother play with you, and grandma will cook for you."
Xiaofan was very obedient, and immediately pulled Zhang Dezhi, "Brother, play with me."
Zhang Dezhi, "..." I don't know what grandma taught Xiaofan?Why is this change so big?
Zhang Dezhi was powerless to resist, allowing Xiaofan to hold his hand, and asked hopelessly, "What do you want to play?"
"watch TV."
"Watching TV..." He originally wanted to say, what can you understand while watching TV?But with Xiaofan's clear and smiling eyes, he swallowed back his words, and asked instead, "What do you want to see?"
Xiao Fan said happily, ""Mother-in-law's Spring""
Zhang Dezhi's hand holding the remote control paused, and sure enough, he followed his grandmother astray.
So he shouted towards the kitchen: "Grandma, what kind of messed up TV series did you show Xiaofan?"
After a while, I heard my grandma's voice coming from the kitchen, "What's the mess? This is the biggest drama of the year, so watch it too, it's so well done."
Zhang Dezhi rolled his eyes in his heart, what's so interesting about mother-in-law and mother-in-law?
"Xiao Fan, this is not good-looking, I will find you a good-looking one." Zhang Dezhi whispered to Xiao Fan.
Xiao Fan immediately smiled and said: "Okay, brother help me find a good-looking one."
Zhang Dezhi saw that he was acting foolishly, so he couldn't help but rubbed his crotch, and smiled at him.
Grandma hid in the kitchen and took a look. The two brothers were sitting together watching TV. The picture was really comfortable.
When the two saw Tom Cat chasing Jerry, Xiao Fan suddenly pulled Zhang Dezhi, his face seemed a little red, "Brother, I want to go to the bathroom."
Talk about going to the toilet?
"The bathroom is there, go by yourself." Zhang Dezhi raised his finger and continued watching TV.
Xiaofan looked back and ran away quickly.
Grandma also heard what Xiaofan said, came out of the kitchen, and said to Zhang Dezhi: "You follow Xiaofan, he is not very good at using the toilet."
"Oh, what's wrong with this? Just press and flush?" Zhang Dezhi was a little impatient.
"Tsk, go!"
Zhang Dezhi got up helplessly, "All right, all right, I'll go."
Reluctantly came to the bathroom door and knocked on the door, "Xiaofan, are you alright?"
No one answered him inside, so he knocked on the door again, "Xiaofan?" Still no response.
He lay on the door and listened inside, but there was no movement at all? "Hiss, hey? What is this kid doing in there?"
"Xiaofan, I came in?" As soon as he opened the door, he saw Xiaofan standing in front of the sink holding something and chewing on something, watching him come in and hurriedly hid behind him.
"What do you eat?"
Xiaofan shook his head, Zhang Dezhi said, "Show me."
Xiaofan slowly took his hand out from behind his back, Zhang Dezhi gasped, "Is this soap? Are you eating soap?"
He snatched half a piece of soap from Xiaofan's hand, and quickly squeezed Xiaofan's mouth, "You ate half of it, spit it out quickly, this is not edible." Zhang Dezhi hurriedly put his head into the sink , patted him on the back, "Quick, spit it out."
Xiao Fan still seemed unwilling to vomit, so he didn't get anything out of it after shooting for a long time.
Zhang Dezhi was anxious, and he emphasized his tone, "Hurry up and spit it out, this is poisonous and cannot be eaten."
"Cough, cough..." Xiao Fan coughed twice before spitting out all the soap in his mouth.
Zhang Dezhi quickly took a glass of water for him, "Wash your mouth, don't swallow it, spit it out after a gurgle, you know?"
Xiao Fan gurgled a few times and spit out a mouthful of bubbles.
Zhang Dezhi, "Come here a few more times."
After Xiaofan finished rinsing, he was worried and asked him to brush his teeth again, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the teary-eyed person in front of him, he said angrily: "This is soap, you can't eat it, why do you put everything in your mouth? "
Xiao Fan raised his hand to wipe away his tears, and said aggrievedly, "Cake."
"This is not a cake, whose cake is in the bathroom? This is soap, for washing hands, remember?"
"...Remember." Xiaofan said softly.
Zhang Dezhi slowed down his voice, and asked again: "What is this?"
Xiao Fan, "Soap."
"What is it for?"
Xiao Fan thought for a while before saying, "It's for washing hands."
"remember?"
"remember."
Seeing his pitiful appearance, Zhang Dezhi stretched out his hand and patted his shoulder, "Okay, let's go out and watch TV!"
Xiaofan nodded, "Yeah."
Grandma naturally heard the movement of the two, and seeing the two came out, she quickly greeted them, "Is Xiaofan alright?"
Zhang Dezhi, "It's all right."
Grandma: "That's good, Xiaozhi, take Xiaofan and tell him about the things we use, so that he doesn't eat it by mistake again."
Zhang Dezhi looked at Xiaofan and sighed, "It's really troublesome."
Grandma touched Xiaofan's head and said to him: "Xiaofan, follow your brother to recognize it carefully, and you must remember what you can't eat."
"Well, good." Xiaofan looked at Zhang Dezhi after making the promise to his grandma, and obediently called out, "Brother."
"Oh, you are obedient."
After speaking, he took Xiaofan to identify them one by one in the house. This one cannot be touched, that one cannot be eaten, what are these things used for? Fortunately, Xiaofan is smart and recognizes them quickly. As for being too silly.
Moreover, Zhang Dezhi slowly discovered that this silly boy seemed to be very smart, and his learning ability was particularly strong, especially...
"What are you doing?" Zhang Dezhi touched his face, looked at the saliva on it and shouted in disgust.
Xiao Fan blinked his big innocent eyes, "Are all the people on TV like this?"
Zhang Dezhi took a look at the TV series he just watched, in which the hero just kissed the heroine.
"It's different, you can't kiss me."
"Why?" Xiaofan asked innocently.
"Because, because we are different from them, they are lovers!"
"Then I want to be a couple with my brother."
Zhang Dezhi widened his eyes in horror and backed away covering his face, Xiao Fan asked again, "Brother, what is a couple?"
"...For couples, it's delicious."
When he heard about the food, Xiaofan's eyes lit up, "Brother, I want to eat too."
"You can't eat now." Zhang Dezhi said casually, wiping his hands in disgust.
"Why can't you eat it?"
"Hiss~ Why are you a hundred thousand? You can't eat it because you are too young now, and you can eat it when you grow up."
Xiao Fan nodded in confusion, "Oh, then when will I grow up?"
Zhang Dezhi glanced at him and snorted softly, "It will take many years, just wait!"
Xiao Fan tilted his head, "Oh!"
"I'm going to wash my face, don't follow me." After these days, Xiao Fan clings to him tightly.
Xiaofan watched Zhang Dezhi enter the bathroom, then sat back and continued his TV, "I love you." "I love you too..."
……
"Brother, I love you."
Zhang Dezhi didn't have much ups and downs, but closed his eyes tiredly, "Where did you learn it?"
"Brother, if you want to say, I love you too." Xiao Fan corrected.
Zhang Dezhi didn't want to talk to him, so he just closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, but Xiao Fan wouldn't give up so easily, he put his whole body on Zhang Dezhi, "Brother, tell me quickly."
"Uh, you go down, go down first, it's too heavy."
Xiaofan saw that Zhang Dezhi was really out of breath, so he got off him, "Brother, brother, tell me!"
Zhang Dezhi took a few breaths before he said helplessly, "Okay, I love you too, can you sleep?"
Xiao Fan quickly hugged Zhang Dezhi's arm, and was about to go to sleep, when Zhang Dezhi pushed him away, "Sleep by yourself, don't hug my arm."
I don't know from which night, Xiaofan likes to drag him to sleep, the key is that his grandma is behind him to support him, and he doesn't listen to what he says.
Not only did Xiao Fan not let go of his arm, but he put his other arm around his neck, and put his leg on his leg. Zhang Dezhi pulled away, and he hugged him again, pulled him away, hugged him again, and finally He was really sleepy, so he let him go.
In the middle of the night, thick fog suddenly appeared, and a bright light suddenly flashed in the sleeping world. It was short and fast, making people almost think it was an illusion...
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