After I resigned, I became popular in the whole universe [Quick Transmigration]

With a pile of manure and two pots of plants, the powerful wood elves were lured back home. Members of the Public Transmigration Management Bureau who have participated in several battles against time travelers and still have a strong psychological shadow on time travelers have a dazed look on their faces. Looking at the lively elves flying around in the office, I just feel like I am dreaming at the moment.

Seeing the little guy sowing some seeds here, blooming beautiful flowers for the young lady she thinks looks good; over there weaving a beautiful vine headband, carefully trying to give it to Si Qi, everyone gradually let go of her wariness and started I love this cute little elf.

Little elves love nature, and naturally have a good impression of practitioners who are very close to the way of heaven.The spiritual power emanating from Si Qi's body contained vigorous vitality, and just staying by his side made him extremely comfortable. The little guy liked him very much, just like they loved their elf tree.

The two experts circled the little guy the whole time, holding the plants that the little guy gave them in their hands. Their faces were extremely happy, not to mention how pervasive their red faces were, and everyone around them couldn't help but stay away from them. A little bit.

Sitting on the seat, Zhou Song looked at the bird-like sprite that was constantly flying not far away. The green translucent wings reflected sparkling waves in the air, looking as beautiful as gems.

It is hard to imagine that such a petite body contains such a huge amount of energy, which can make the plants of an entire mountain range thrive in just a few days, and the growth rate is more than ten times faster than normal .

If this force were poured on human beings, one can imagine the serious consequences it would cause.Unless human beings are determined to set fire to the mountain, no matter whether it is a bullet or a tank, it will have negligible effect on a plant that has no blood or flesh and does not feel pain at all.

Not to mention that as long as there are seeds and land, the wood elves can continuously attack humans. If this little guy is really angered and she is allowed to hide in the dark and grow up, humans will definitely encounter a huge disaster.

Zhou Song had seen the contents of the letter in the office of the Great Elder before, which described that after the appearance of the traversers, cities in many places in Huaguo were invaded by plants.Many cities have become a paradise for plants, and many crops growing in the ground have suddenly become toxic.After human beings eat them, not only will they not get nutrition, but they will also die of physical exhaustion. It seems that they are harvesting them from the land in order to retaliate against human beings. Now human beings have also obtained the same death method as plants.

Looking at the picture of Si Qi getting along well with the little elf in front of him, Zhou Song felt lucky.

The letter stated that siqi was in the same camp as the plant tyrant and caused great disasters to Huaguo.

Now, Hua Guo and Si Qi maintain a friendly and cooperative relationship, and the wood elves have also become friends of Hua Guo because of Si Qi.As long as Huaguo continues to have good relations with Si Qi, the "Traveler Alliance" mentioned in the letter may become the "Huaguo Alliance" and become a great help for Huaguo.

Just as he was thinking, a group of middle-aged men and women in monochromatic shirts, whose skin color was generally one degree darker than ordinary people, knocked on the door and came to the office.

Pushing open the door and seeing the little guy flying in the office, the group of people stopped in unison, as if they saw something so bizarre that they couldn't recover for a while.

Seeing the outsider who suddenly appeared, the little guy timidly hid behind Si Qi.Two botanical experts holding flowerpots in their hands and smirking on their faces stood behind Si Qi with a stupid look on their faces, immersed in their own world, not realizing that it was time for them to stand up and help them get to know each other.

The group of people who just arrived were the first to wake up, remembering what the leader above told them not long ago, they forcibly calmed down, walked up to the two scholars, looked at the elf lying on Si Qi's shoulders, and asked curiously: " This, this is..."

Seeing the old acquaintances appearing, the two experts came back to their senses and quickly introduced: "This is a newly discovered species in China, the wood elf. She has the ability to manipulate plants, which can promote the rapid growth of plants, allowing plants to grow in just a few dozen years." The process of rooting, sprouting, and fruiting is completed within seconds..."

A group of experts who have been immersed in the field of botany for decades, know more about plants than their family and friends, and think that as long as they grow in the soil, there is nothing they don’t know. At this moment, they suddenly heard this almost The words that shattered their three views almost caused cardiac arrest, and it took a long while before he said awkwardly, "Is there any definite research record for what you said...?"

"Of course there are." The existence of the Transit Management Bureau cannot be exposed. The two experts have to say that the little guy is a newly discovered species on the blue star, but their contact with the elves is recorded on video, and the staff of the Transit Management Bureau directly Take out the computer and replay the whole process of the elf controlling the plants.

The miraculous scene in the picture seemed to be like magic. The group of agricultural tycoons kept exclaiming in disbelief, and the eyes they looked at the little guy soon became exactly the same as those of the two experts.

The little guy who was stared at by countless giants with fiery eyes: "...QAQ"

These giants are really scary.

Experts are indeed experts. The little guy who felt very scared in his heart, within 3 minutes, was used by this group of bosses who deal with plants all day long with various crop products, the latest high-quality seedlings, and The nutrient solution "coaxed" the past, and successfully made a large group of new friends with an average age in their early fifties.

The bosses invited the little guy into the car with a happy smile, and the bright smile seemed to have picked up a hundred million out of thin air.The little guy hugged a flower and smiled so sweetly that he didn't even notice that he had left Si Qi, whom she liked so much.

All the people passing through the management bureau were left looking at each other. After a while, someone suddenly said: "I feel that in the near future, the domestic crop production will not have to worry about it!"

Another person complained: "Where are the crops, many rare medicinal herbs and precious flowers that have been unable to be mass-produced will no longer be in short supply..."

"So, we seem to have discovered a huge treasure..."

"I used to think that the traveler's coming to Blue Star would only bring disaster, but it seems that since the appearance of the Immortal Venerable, all the painting styles have begun to become wrong..."

"It's better to say, it's because of Immortal Venerable that..."

Everyone paused, and suddenly remembered that without Si Qi, they would not have discovered the wood elves.When the wood elves were discovered, it was most likely because the plants grew too aggressively and violated the urban ecological environment. Humans pulled out the vegetation and accidentally offended the wood elves, and then the two sides made their first contact in the worst way...

Thinking of this, everyone looked at Si Qi with indescribable emotions. The little bit of vigilance that was left at first disappeared with Si Qi's help again and again, and they began to have feelings for him from the bottom of their hearts. sense of identity.

Seeing this, Zhou Song didn't want to stop him. The better the members treat Si Qi, the more this simple and kind-hearted cultivator will be able to accept human beings and stand in the same camp as them.

Thinking of this, Zhou Song turned his attention to the other team on the business trip, and asked doubtfully, "How is Zhou Shihuang?"

How come the wood elves from two provinces have been brought back, but the local Zhou Shihuang hasn't arrived yet?

The liaison officer was dumbfounded when he heard this, and showed Zhou Song the real-time live broadcast over there, and briefly recounted the historian's before and after actions.

"More than five hours ago, Professor Mo followed the address given by the immortal to find Zhou Shihuang who was begging on the street..."

Zhou Song couldn't help interrupting: "Wait, what are you talking about? Who is begging?"

The corner of the liaison officer's mouth twitched: "Zhou Shihuang."

The emperor who unified the six kingdoms more than 2000 years ago and established the original territory of Huaguo, came to modern times, and was so destitute that he lived on begging.If it didn't happen in reality, the liaison officer didn't want to believe it.

If it is written as a short article, the title can probably be taken as: "I who unified the six countries begs for food in modern times"

Author: Zhou Shihuang

Zhou Song couldn't believe it, and the liaison officer explained: "Actually, there is a reason..."

When the historian Professor Mo arrived at the scene, he couldn't believe that his male god was so downcast, and approached him with tears in his eyes.

Qiangu Yidi looked at him blankly, and after listening to Professor Mo talking emotionally for a long time, a "foreign language" that everyone present couldn't understand popped out of his mouth.

For a moment, Professor Mo almost thought that he had found the wrong person. Otherwise, the man in front of him with a local accent and a strange speech that seemed to be slurring his tongue, how could it be the Zhou Shihuang whom he was thinking of?

But although Shihuang looked embarrassed, his mighty demeanor and clear eyes could not be faked. Professor Mo quickly remembered something—even though in historical TV dramas, the actors who played the role of the ancients spoke with the same words Round mandarin, vernacular, but in the real ancient times, a local dialect was the "official language" of that dynasty, and a full-mouthed mandarin was the way of communication between literati and bureaucrats. For details, please refer to "The Analects of Confucius".

Words like "Who are you", "Where is this", "I don't understand what you are talking about" could not have come out of Shi Huang's mouth. Knowing what Shihuang was talking about, many people who had come into contact with Shihuang a few days ago even thought that he couldn't even speak, and was a poor man with some intellectual defects.

In addition, the first emperor suddenly came to this era and saw steel giants (cars) everywhere on the street, as well as exotic people with cool clothes and strange hair colors (in fact, ordinary passers-by). The transparent glass and the people and mountains hidden in the small box (LCD screen), immediately thought that he had come to the kingdom of God, and the surrounding things that ordinary people could not understand were artifacts that had been cast with fairy magic.

At that time, Shihuang still believed in alchemists and magic, and believed that there were really gods in the world.He looked at the gods holding a small cube in their hands, and they could see the scenes of all parts of the world, and he filled his mind with a lot of "I have made great achievements to unify the six kingdoms, and God thought of my meritorious deeds and included me in the kingdom of God." Let me broaden my horizons" and other settings, looking at the passers-by with yearning eyes, never thought of shouting at these gods, reprimanding the fairies for being ill-dressed, and asking the gods to guide him. Browse the huge God Realm.

He has experienced many setbacks since he was a child, and he is more able to endure humiliation than anyone else. After understanding the situation, he did not feel humiliated at all, and began to travel honestly and dutifully by himself.

He lamented that the road here was smooth and flat, and he was amazed that water could flow out of the wall.Exclaiming as he walked, he looked like a country old hat at a real price.

The people around him reacted in this way when they saw him in outlandish clothes, and they didn't even want to strike up a conversation, so they just let him walk and watch until he smelled the alluring aroma of street food, and his stomach was so hungry that he couldn't move.

After observing all the way, Shi Huang knew that gods don't use currency like ordinary people, and the things here seem to be free for them. alright.

But Shihuang knew that he didn't have such a divine weapon, so he might not be able to get it as easily as other gods.After hesitating again and again, he took off the suet jade pendant on his waist, and said a few words to the god who distributed the food in mortal language, gesticulating and expressing through gestures: This thing is for you, can you give me a portion of this food?

Shihuang felt that this was one small step for himself, one giant leap for mortals. This contact symbolized the first establishment of diplomatic relations between mortals and gods, and he was very emotional.

However, in the eyes of the stall owner who set up the stall, he was a countryman with inexplicable clothes and strange speech, trying to use a cheap decoration that he didn't know where to pick up, and danced and wanted to exchange the food on the stall with him.

There is only one thought in my mind: I am afraid that this person is not mentally normal, or has some intellectual disabilities.

Living in a modern city, things are not in short supply, and people are often not stingy about sharing food with strangers in need.

The stall owner ignored the jade pendant that Shi Huang was trying to hand over to him with an eager expression on his face, and found some rice cakes, tofu, and ham sausage that could fill his stomach, fried them, put them in bowls, and handed them over to Zhou Shi Huang.

The first emperor was overwhelmed with surprise, and in his heart he took this small bowl of food as the rumored immortal peach, nectar from poplar branches, an elixir of immortality if one bite was taken.With trembling fingers, I picked up the expensive fairy bowl (disposable paper bowl) with a smooth surface and light as clouds (in fact, the wholesale price is more than one cent), and ate it with tears in my eyes.

Seeing this, the stall owner couldn't help but look at Shi Huang with a little more pity. The stall owner at the next stall pointed at Shi Huang because Shi Huang didn't understand, and said, "It's so pitiful, I don't know." It’s been a long time since I’ve had enough to eat”, “I don’t know where his family is, why did he just let him wander outside like this”.

Owning 72 concubines in the Sangong Sixth Courtyard, at least dozens of children, the "homeless" Shihuang, who was always served by a group of people after every meal, stood in front of the stall and quickly finished his food.He also felt a little embarrassed to see the gods passing by around looking at him with kind eyes.Fearing that the stall owner was not interested, Shi Huang put the most precious suet jade pendant on his body on the stall owner's stall, turned around and trotted away.

The stall owner looked at the jade pendant helplessly, and reached out to pick it up.Finding that this thing is cold to the touch and clean as jade, he thought to himself that it is not made of plastic, so if he casually put this thing in the auction, it could sell at least hundreds of millions of dollars of treasures in his pocket.

When he sees Shi Huang on TV later, knows Shi Huang's real identity, and recalls this memory, he may realize what the jade pendant he casually put in the bedside drawer is, and deeply understand "" What does it mean to be rewarded with good rewards.

But that's all for later.Time goes back to the present, the first emperor, who visited and ate and drank all the way (?), relied on the help of passers-by around him again and again, and lived here in peace and health for more than half a month.

Although the life of eating and sleeping in the open made him much more embarrassed than at the beginning, but every time he could eat delicacies with sufficient seasonings and see countless eye-opening things, Shihuang still liked this world very much.

At this time, Professor Mo led a group of people to find Shi Huang.The two sides had a chicken-to-duck exchange. After understanding the language barrier between the two parties, Professor Mo contacted the department behind him and asked them to arrange linguistic experts to help.

Everyone in the management bureau is full of talents, and there are naturally linguistic experts.

This expert has spent his whole life researching the language field at his desk, and has translated countless ancient books thousands of years ago. He never imagined that he would be a translator for the ancients one day.While listening to Shihuang's narration through the live broadcast equipment, he told Professor Mo with a strange look that Shihuang regarded you as a god.

In fact, Professor Mo, who has been treating the first emperor as a male god: "..."

shock!The male god is actually myself!

Once the language barrier is removed, the rest of the work will be solved easily.

The first emperor was flattered and escorted into the "steel beast" by a group of people, and then brought to the fairy palace (hotel), which is more magnificent and bright than the royal palace.He enjoyed the treatment of washing his body with fairy spring water (faucet) that he had envied for a long time (although he did it himself).Putting on the indescribably soft brocade clothes (bathrobes + cotton shirts and trousers), sitting on the Yunta (sofa) which is more comfortable than the dragon chair, the first emperor enjoyed himself so much that he was ecstatic.

This is true fairy treatment.

Then, the language experts finally drove to the hotel where Shi Huang and others were staying, and provided on-the-spot translation for both parties.

Shihuang was shocked to learn that this place turned out to be the future thousands of years later, and that his huge empire would perish after only a hundred years. The heartbroken expression made Professor Mo unbearable.

Professor Mo told him about the deeds of that year recorded in history, and allusions about that dynasty poured out like a spring.

As big as historical celebrities, as small as bowls, chopsticks and agricultural tools, it covers any field, and it is said that Shi Huang misses it very much.

The first emperor saw that thousands of years had passed, and the world had become extremely strange.There is still someone who can describe the life he is familiar with in such detail, and he can't help but have a good impression of Professor Mo.

Perhaps some modern people, when discussing ancient history, can always talk about serious or even cruel topics for people of that era in a very light tone, and talk about national events as if they were stories.Wanton evaluation of the intrigue between a certain prince is the root cause of the country's ruin and family destruction, making the gossip love history between the emperor and the concubine into a TV series and movie for people's entertainment...

If the first emperor came to this world and slowly learned the language by his own ability, and realized the contemptuous attitude of modern people towards their ancestors, and the rumors that slandered him as a tyrant, he would definitely be furious and unbearable.

But now standing in front of him is none other than the professor of history who regards history as his lifelong belief and spends all his time chasing the truth.

He will not underestimate the wisdom of the ancients, and he has absolute understanding and respect for the ancestors who laid the cultural foundation of Huaguo for 5000 years, and there is love from the heart in his words.

The first emperor claimed to be a widow for decades, and went through countless ups and downs in order to unify the six kingdoms. Whether it was his wife, subordinates or children, no one could really understand him and understand him.

Until he was in this fairyland, across thousands of years of time and space, and met someone who was very familiar with him, who affirmed his every move, and said to him in an extremely sincere tone, you are great, and your actions are correct. Yes, time proves your efforts and history witnesses your success.

What would Shi Huang think.

That is definitely the meeting of a bosom friend in the mountains and rivers, and the heart is extremely moved.

Shihuang could feel the sincerity of the person opposite, so even if Professor Mo later took out the photos taken during the archaeology and told Shihuang that this is your mausoleum, Shihuang did not get angry, but gave it patiently. Time for Professor Mo to explain.

In Shihuang's time, people regarded death as important as life.They believe that they will be reborn in another world after death, and they will carefully prepare the tomb after death while they are still alive.

Even modern people would explode with anger when someone dug their ancestral graves, let alone the superstitious ancients of that era.

But in the end, Shihuang was restrained because of the outstanding performance of the man on the other side, and gave the other party a chance to explain.

Professor Mo also explained the reason sincerely: "In the process of modern cultural construction, there are always cultural relics scattered all over the place by accident. We are not maliciously robbing tombs, but want to maintain the traces you left and tell more People, the glorious civilization of that era, let everyone remember the history and don't forget the past..."

Standing off the screen, Zhou Song heaved a sigh of relief watching Professor Mo having a happy conversation with Shi Huang.

My professor is awesome, if it wasn't for the help of experts, Shihuang probably wouldn't let it go.

At that time, everyone will not be able to beat and scold their ancestors, but they can only bow their heads and be scolded. After the news spreads, the officials, as well as hard-working archaeologists, may be caught by the group of gossip media who watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal. ridicule.

To be able to persuade the uncompromising emperor in an afternoon, it must have a good understanding of Shihuang and let Shihuang trust him enough to do it smoothly.

It is not casual to say that there is a specialization in the art industry.

I believe that the information that the professor will get from the first emperor will become the treasured bible of historians across the country in the days to come, affecting countless related industries throughout the country.

Just as he was thinking about it, Zhou Song heard Chu Feng not far away turn his head and say to his subordinates: "Let the doctor go over and give Shihuang a physical examination to see if he has any physical diseases, and then give all the vaccinations that should be given." gone."

Hearing the words, the subordinates quickly reacted, with lingering fears in their hearts: "I hope Shihuang's luck will be better..."

Modern people will be taken by their parents to get various vaccines as soon as they are born, and they are immune to some common infectious diseases, so there is no need to worry at all.

However, Shihuang, who traveled from ancient times and had no antibodies in his body, if he accidentally used the water cup drunk by a hepatitis B patient in the past few days and came into close contact with a leprosy patient, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Seeing this, Zhou Song had to sigh with emotion that Chu Feng was meticulous and thoughtful.

Then he thought of Si Qi, who was also a time traveler. As a legendary cultivator, he was free from disease and calamity, and lived as long as the heavens. He should not be afraid of the diseases of ordinary people, and there is no need for vaccinations.

It's just that I don't know what kind of physique a cultivator is, and whether ordinary people can emulate him.

If I can get Si Qi's detailed physical data...

Thinking of this, Zhou Song looked at Si Qi subconsciously, and couldn't help thinking about it.

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Chu Yan (suddenly vigilant): Do you want to know the physical data of my little cutie? !

Zhou Song: No, I regard him as the only rare species in the world, the giant panda among giant pandas... I don't want to know his measurements. (Why should I explain this kind of thing!)