After I resigned, I became popular in the whole universe [Quick Transmigration]

Si Qi watched the excitement from the sidelines so happily that he almost had a plate of melon seeds to sit down and eat melons on the spot.Belly laughing and watching the two people's expressions become more and more ugly, the laughter spread far and far, making the audience in the live broadcast room dumbfounded, one by one said that Si Qi looked so happy, although it was hurt, but they heard Si Qi's laughter felt extremely joyful.

Si Qi is not like the other two groups of guests. As adults, it is inconvenient for them to do things that are too rude.He has fans and Chu Feng backing him up, so he can do whatever he wants.

Why should someone who dislikes him be polite?He just wanted to laugh at these two people, just to take revenge for the original owner!

The audience felt very gratified and thanked Si Qi for being so straightforward like never before.Finally someone can help them embarrass these two people at the scene, otherwise I feel that it's not enough to just curse people through the screen, because I don't know if I scolded those two people!

Zheng Shi and Fang Huai exploded with anger when they heard Si Qi's wanton laughter.Fang Huai took into account his personality, so he could only "speak nicely" to tell Si Qi not to go too far, but Zheng Shi provoked Si Qi in a completely shrew-like manner, and it turned out that it had no effect other than making her look ugly .

On the contrary, it made netizens feel even more incredible: "Is this the daughter of the Duke's family? She is completely different from the nobles I know!"

"Because of my work, I have met many ladies from aristocratic families. Everyone is very polite. Even if they are unhappy in their hearts, they will not express it directly. They are very rich, and people dare not underestimate them. The daughter of the Duke in front of me It's definitely a strange thing among the nobles, it's not even as good as the cultural people in ordinary people's families, it's too tasteless."

"Okay, I know how 'strong' the relationship between these two people is, let's ask the next question, I can't wait to see what kind of jokes they can make."

"Puchi, these two will definitely become the next trending topic, they are so funny."

The director has well received the voices of the audience.Therefore, for the next question, he was digging holes for the two couples throughout the whole process. The more he answered, the more exciting it was.

Director: "Please tell me the achievements of the other party and yourself, and write at least five of them."

Fang Huai collected his emotions and forced himself to calm down.There are many questions, these are just two questions, he always has a chance to come back.For Zheng Shi's information, he did his homework early in order to facilitate the strategy of Zheng Shi, and it was completely effortless to answer such questions.It's his own achievement...

Damn it, in front of Zheng Shi's rich and wonderful resume, it seems that there is nothing to show for it!

Zheng Shi also encountered such an embarrassing dilemma.She knew Fang Huai's many achievements in the book very well, but her understanding of herself (the original owner) was dimmed, and she never seriously recalled it. She only knew how this person bullied others.

After thinking about her own affairs for a long time, she couldn't think of too much. After writing the five answers, there was only a little time left. She quickly finished writing Fang Huai's many achievements in the book, and then the time was up.

After opening the whiteboard, the audience became calm when they saw that the answers of the two people were almost identical.

After seeing clearly the specific content of the two people's answers, netizens still couldn't help complaining: "What the hell is this?"

"Fang Huai wrote a lot of Zheng Shi's advantages, as if he was a top talent in the world. What he owns is an excellent employee in the company or a good student in the school. He will not feel strange when he writes this Is it? Especially Fang Huai is still unemployed right now, so he really has no ambition at all."

"Is Zheng Shi serious? It's obviously her own business. It's all messed up. Even the title of the academic report is misspelled. Fang Huai's writing is more reliable than her! Sure enough, all her academic qualifications Did you get it through the back door?"

"Fuck, bragging is not like that! Zheng Shi said that Fang Huai is good at fighting and will become a general in the future, what the fuck!"

"Hehe, she also said that Fang Huai is the boss of a certain organization. Isn't the boss of that organization xxx now? Really fooling everyone into fools."

"Zheng Shi couldn't be really stupid enough to make it up, right? Maybe Fang Huai tricked her into believing it on purpose. Otherwise, how could the daughter of the dignified duke's family fall in love with such a useless thing?"

Fang Huai looked at the writing on the whiteboard, and said in disbelief, "What you wrote..."

Zheng Shi came back to his senses, and then remembered that Fang Huai's career hadn't had time to start yet, and the things she wrote were things that would happen in the future.

But she was not in a hurry, Fang Huai said, "Why, did I write something wrong?"

Fang Huai: "..." This is not a question of whether the writing is correct, but that there is nothing wrong at all.

Zheng Shi: "Since you are my fiancé, you can always do this little thing, right?"

Fang Huai: "..." The trivial things you are talking about refer to becoming the boss of a famous organization in the empire, kicking out Chu Fen to become the general of the Chu family army, leading the army to wipe out the tide of alien beasts and becoming a national hero...

This is called "this little thing"? ? ?

Seeing that Fang Huai didn't speak, Zheng Shi was unhappy: "Why, I told you that you can do it, but you still don't believe it?"

Or, in the original plot, you can work hard to do these things with Si Qi for the sake of justice.Now that I'm with her, but I can't do it?

Doesn't this mean that she can't even compare to an actor like Si Qi?Zheng Shi couldn't stand this kind of anger!

"I tell you, anyway, you must become such a person in the future!" Zheng Shi demanded with a sense of oppression.

Fang Huai was speechless, and could only bow his head and obey again: "I know, I will definitely become a hero for you."

But except for Zheng Shi, everyone present, including himself, didn't think he could really do these things at all.

Are you kidding me?

The richest man in the empire will change every year, and someone will win the lottery with a very low probability every once in a while, but the general is extremely difficult to change, and no one can be the one at all.

Let him become a more powerful general than Chu Yan, why should he?

He can make people happy because of his eloquent tongue, or because of his thick skin.

He didn't know where Zheng Shi's self-confidence came from, but when Zheng Shi said so, he just agreed, no one knows how to coax others.

The conversation between the two once again aroused ridicule from the audience. Some people have begun to investigate whether Zheng Shi's academic qualifications are fraudulent about Zheng Shi's "self-achievement" that is full of mistakes. Fang Huai's background.

Never underestimate the powerful search capabilities of netizens in the Internet society, although even if they don't do this, Si Qi, who has been prepared for a long time, will be happy to publish the part of the information that these two people can't see on the Internet, so that They were so overwhelmed that they could no longer make trouble for Chu Feng.

As the questions were asked one after another, the unhappy faces of the two people became more and more ugly. The confident smiles that were still on their faces disappeared completely, and some were just irritable and incomprehensible.

Why can't the other party even answer such a simple question!

This level of tacit understanding is not to say that they have a tacit understanding like the previous groups, at least it is better not to try to tear down the other party!

It was agreed to come over to trouble Si Qi and Chu Yan, but they didn't have time to do anything, and they lost all their face first.

When answering the other party's preferences, the answer is wrong.

Answering whether the two of them have a common social circle, the result is almost like two parallel worlds.

When it comes to future plans, Zheng Shi is more like a control freak and insists on making Fang Huai a world-renowned general. The sneering eyes of the guests around him make Fang Huai too embarrassed to step down, let alone Zheng Shi, who comes from a wealthy family with a very high degree of education. Gao's daughter of aristocrats actually planned for her future to be a freelancer (wife from a rich family), isn't that nonsense? !

She herself is only thinking about enjoying herself and not going to work, so why should she demand so much from a boy like him! !He just expected her to open the way for him and lead him into high society, but in the end she asked him to become a general who opened up territories and gave her a lifetime of glory and wealth.

To put it bluntly, if Fang Huai had the ability to become such a powerful person, why would he keep such a lazy woman by his side who couldn't help him?Si Qi would at least introduce him to contacts and jobs. This woman brought him nothing except information, and he is still unemployed until now!

The mutual dismantling of the two made all the audience have seen enough jokes, and they called out that the scene where the daughter of the world and the protagonist competed to be pig teammates was more exciting than watching the dog blood at eight o'clock.

A big test of tacit understanding between couples full of mistakes and omissions is over. The two people who had sworn before that they would definitely get the first place are now full of doubts about life.

Fang Huai wondered why none of the information I got from her friends was accurate?

Zheng Shi thought that such a guy was really the protagonist?I'm afraid I have traveled to a parallel world!

In a simple variety show session, the power of the world on the two of them dropped.

Si Qixin said that it's no wonder that such a world is about to be destroyed. It's unlucky to have these two strange creatures with arrears of IQ as the daughter and protagonist of the world.

At the end of the whole session, Professor Bai's pair of bamboo horses took the first place, Si Qi and the others ranked second, the female doctor and male warrior came third, and the daughter of the world and the protagonist came last.

Netizens laughed and watched the whole farce, and the director team presented prizes to each guest.

The first prize winners, Professor Bai and Mr. Lawyer, got a long knife and a gun, Si Qi and Chu Yan got a little less dagger and a long bow, and the bottom two groups only got the most basic consolation prize - energy. A pair of protective covers.

Seeing these things, the guests knew that the next link would not be easy.

Sure enough, the director team said: "The location we were in just now is a safe area that has been cleaned up. Next, we will go to the place near the frontline soldiers stationed to experience the real feeling of survival in the wild at close range-then there will be a lot of trouble." There is a high probability of encountering strange beasts, all guests, please pay attention to safety and act carefully."

Hearing this, most of the guests showed fear and anticipation on their faces.

In this social context where everyone can only live in the city, and if there is no special reason, perhaps they will not be able to leave their hometown to go to other cities for a lifetime, people's curiosity about the wild is unimaginable.

Although knowing that the alien beast is dangerous, it will be very difficult for a group of people to come to the suburbs without any preparations, but no one is willing to miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity—not to mention, Chu Yan is by their side, and there are troops in front to defend them at the forefront , There is a program team behind him who is always ready to support.If such conditions are still shrinking, it is really unreasonable.

The daughter of the world glanced at the expressions of the people around her, feeling depressed, wondering if people in these worlds are all sick, it’s amazing that a love variety show can be played like a survival in the wilderness, but it’s also very suitable for the public’s appetite. !

Over there, Professor Bai and the lawyer looked at the weapons sent by the program group, picked them up and put them down again, really not knowing how to start.

Professor Bai is a person who can only hold a pen by nature, holding a weapon that is almost as long as his arm, and he can't lift his heavy arm, how awkward it feels.

Seeing the samurai standing aside with an automatic shield in his hand, Professor Bai thought for a while and said to him, "How about I change it with you?"

The male samurai was surprised for a moment, then quickly understood, and said with a smile: "Yes, don't worry, I will protect you."

Professor Bai breathed a sigh of relief, smiled embarrassedly, and handed the long knife to the male warrior in exchange for a protective cover.

The lawyer tried the crossbow and arrow, and found that it was easy to use, so he kept it for protection.

Now among the four groups, only the group of the daughter of the world has no weapons. She felt uncomfortable and said to Si Qi, "Give Fang Huai your weapons."

Before Si Qi could speak, the Girl of the World said confidently: "Everyone is together, you don't want to see that the two of us don't have any self-defense weapons? If there are strange beasts attacking us at that time, if we get hurt , then it’s all your responsibility, you didn’t give us weapons to defend ourselves, and caused us to become like that.”

Fang Huai glanced at the bow and arrow behind Si Qi, thinking that Si Qi is usually too spoiled to use a weapon even if he got it, and it was too heavy to carry, so he thought he cared and said to Si Qi: "Yes, Si Qi, you put Give me the weapon, and I'll carry it for you."

Netizens almost laughed angrily at these two shameless people: "I'll go, who are these people?"

"It's fine to snatch other people's weapons in the dangerous wilderness. If you say anything, I will help you carry them. Who the hell needs your help! This is not the same as saying that you have too much food on your body, which will cause trouble, and I will help you eat it." Is it?"

"He doesn't really think he's caring, does he? I'm really disgusted by the caring expression on his face, it's too hypocrite."

Si Qi rolled his eyes, and ignored the two people at all. The expression of disdain was vivid, which pleased the netizens, and made the two people angry.

Chu Yan said to Si Qi: "The bow and arrow are too heavy, and it is inconvenient to move with them. You can put them here."

Especially bows and arrows, which are different from crossbows and arrows, require enough arm strength to pull the bowstring, and enough experience to shoot the bow and arrow at the target.

Ordinary people just get started with the longbow, and basically either miss the target by a thousand miles, or they don't even have the strength to draw the bow.Chu Feng felt that if Si Qi really encountered a strange beast, he might not even have time to pick up the bow and arrow from behind, and the strange beast would have already run to him.Si Qi might as well just run away if he has time, the chances of ensuring safety are a little higher.

Si Qi: "Do you want to use a bow and arrow?"

Chu Yan shook his head: "It is enough for me to have a dagger."

Si Qi: "Then why do you still need a bow and arrow? Is it okay to carry it on your back? Don't you plan to protect me?"

Chu Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Even if I bear the weight, I won't hurt you a little bit."

Netizens howled "Si Qi is so caring" and "The general's boyfriend is so powerful", while the daughter of the world and Fang Huai were half dead with anger, thinking that Si Qi would rather carry their own burdens than give up their weapons. To them, it's really selfish.

The director team arranged a campsite for them, and the location was displayed on the locator.A group of several people set off towards that side, all of them were a group of strong and healthy young people. Even if they trekked long distances in the wild, they would not feel too tired while walking and chatting with each other.

Because they share a common language, Professor Bai, Si Qi and the female doctor chatted very enthusiastically about the plants around them. The male samurai and the lawyer at the side didn't expect that the seemingly ordinary grass could be so exquisite. They found it novel and joined in. topic.

Chu Yan looked at Si Qi, who had unknowingly become the focus of the crowd, and his face became more and more gentle, which made many audiences who were paying attention to him all the time feel soft-hearted. They all said that the general must love Si Qi so much, just by looking at him. Come out of his affection.

On the contrary, the daughter of the world and Fang Huai looked very strange. The former thought it was impossible. How could Si Qi, that useless little snack, know so much? The latter is confused, thinking that Si Qi has always been like this in front of others, he is not in love, not self-willed and domineering, he can handle anyone with ease, he is knowledgeable and knowledgeable, he is shrewd and rational No way.

No wonder he refused his request at the beginning and refused to kill Chu Yan, and his attitude changed so quickly after he became cold-hearted.

Si Qi, who is no longer blinded by emotion and reason, is not easy to be fooled at all, he has been thinking wrong all along!

Just thinking about it, a wild boar suddenly popped out of the jungle in front of him.Fang Huai shivered in fright, subconsciously turned around and wanted to run away, but was held back by Zheng Shi, the crazy woman said to him: "Fang Huai, hurry up! It's time to prove your strength!"

Fang Huai: "..." Damn sick!

The male warrior and Chu Yan spontaneously stood in front of everyone, and the two cooperated with each other to easily defeat the wild boar. The lawyer held the gun in his hand, lifted it up and then let it go. He didn't dare to use it at all. Who knows if he will be careless? Accidentally injured the two people who were fighting the wild boar.Si Qi didn't even touch the bow and arrow behind him. He stood upright on the spot, looked very calm, and flaunted triumphantly, "Chu Yan has no strengths, that is, he is 'slightly' stronger." Then a little~"

The female doctor and Professor Bai couldn't help laughing when they heard Si Qi's embarrassing tone, and the girl of the world kicked Fang Huai angrily: "Why are you such a waste, everyone else is going to fuck you, you still stand there stupidly!" Here! Everyone has stolen the limelight!"

Fang Huai: "..."

Fang Huai really had nowhere to say, where did this crazy come from? It would be nice if he, an ordinary person, went up to beat the wild boar with his bare hands and didn't cause trouble for the two soldiers. After a while, he fell a dog and ate shit, do he still want this face?

Seeing that Fang Huai had made up his mind and refused to go up after being beaten to death, the daughter of the world was about to cry angrily: "What the hell is going on with you, how can you be a general if you are like this! You don't want to talk about Chu Feng." , you must have it too!"

Fang Huai didn't wrinkle, and lowered his voice, "Slow down, what if someone hears you!"

In front of the camera, the words of the daughter of the world were of course heard by many people.It's just that they feel baffled, and they don't know where Zheng Shi's confidence comes from. It's too ridiculous to be so sure that Fang Huai will be a general like Chu Yan.

So after a few words of ridicule, no one paid any more attention.

There were only a few people with precise intuition, and they were keenly aware of Fang Huai's guilty expression of not daring to look at Chu Feng, and felt that something was wrong.The surnames of Fang Huai and Fang Bozhong suddenly flashed in my mind, they both happened to be surnamed Fang, and I couldn't help muttering, "No way, it won't be so bloody", and followed this clue to search on the Internet...

Here, Chu Fen and the male warrior eliminated the strange beast. In less than a minute, the male warrior was enough to feel Chu Fian's strength. At this moment, Chu Fen's eyes were filled with admiration. Many people love to watch battle videos. The enthusiasts screamed with enthusiasm, and only a small number of senior fans wondered: "Why do you feel that the general has kept his hand this time?"

"Usually the general's actions are straightforward, and it won't take so long. Did you deliberately save face in front of that warrior?"

Then this voice was quickly overwhelmed by the barrage of more netizens crazily touting, and it was never found again.

A group of people looked at the beast that fell down as high as a human waist, and didn't know what to do with it.Chu Yan said that the meat of this kind of exotic beast can be used as food for survival in the wild, and it is still very nutritious. The lawyer complained that the program team would not be so crazy that they would not prepare anything for them. There should be food at the campsite, but the director The gloating voice stopped back: "I didn't expect to be spotted by the general so soon. That's right, there are only tents and cooking utensils in the camp, and you need to bring your own food and water."

The expressions of the lawyer and others were blank, and the expressions of the male warrior and the female doctor were calm, which was obviously expected.

Professor Bai calmed down, and said methodically: "Then let's look for it on the road to see if there is anything that can be used as ingredients or seasonings."

After finishing speaking, I happened to see a bunch of mushrooms at my feet, and happily squatted down to pick them.

"This stuff is great whether it's used to enhance flavor or make soup."

Chu Yan asked the warrior for a long knife, and "puchi" stabbed the wild boar in the neck, and began to bleed and cut the flesh.

The samurai consciously stood aside.

He also greeted Si Qi and the others: "Go and find something to hold the meat. Let's move quickly and leave after we get the meat. The smell of blood is too strong here, and it will easily attract other strange beasts nearby."

Fang Huai finally came in handy: "I saw lotus leaves before..."

Professor Bai was puzzled: "There is no pond here, how can we see lotus leaves?"

Si Qi: "It's butterbur."

Professor Bai was stunned.

Butterbur looks like a lotus leaf, but it is taller than a human being. Cutting off the leaves can indeed be used for meat.

"Then bring some more back, just enough to decorate other things."

Fang Huai glanced at Si Qi, "Can you help?"

Zheng Shi suddenly became vigilant: "Why did you call him?!"

Fang Huai: "...I can't ask girls to come over to get things, not to mention that we are going to leave the team, maybe we will be in danger."

Zheng Shi gave Si Qi a hard look: "No, I won't let you two be alone, I'll go wherever you go."

Si Qi sneered: "It sounds like I'd like to go with you."

He stayed away from these two people, and ran to help Professor Bai pick mushrooms, but Fang Huai, who were talking vigorously, was ashamed.

Fang Huai said with some embarrassment: "Then let's go there."

Zheng Shi: "..." Suddenly, I don't want to go there again.

In the past, not only did he have to work, but he also had to leave the main force. What if the real crow's mouth encountered a strange beast?It is written in the book that Fang Huai, the main character, is destined to encounter various dangers every time he is unfortunately exiled to the wild.This will be an effective assist for Fang Huai's growth, and an indispensable part of his training on the way to becoming a general, but it will not be so pleasant for the people around Fang Huai.

In the original plot, Si Qi got involved a lot because of Fang Huai, and cursed at Fang Huai. Zheng Shi felt that it was not Fang Huai's fault, and mocked Si Qi for not knowing how to be considerate of Fang Huai.Now that I am standing in Si Qi's position, I understand how deceitful this matter is.

But what I said just now was so clear, she will go wherever Fang Huai goes, it is not easy to let Fang Huai leave the army alone to get so many things at this time, Zheng Shi had to follow with a calm face, thinking of her silently It is the daughter of destiny who is a time traveler, so it is impossible to be so unlucky.

But sometimes, Murphy's Law is like this. The more you don't want bad things to happen, the more bad things will happen.

It didn't take long for the few people to stay in place and do their work, when a female scream suddenly came from afar.

Everyone immediately stood up and looked over there, and saw Zheng Shi running away desperately towards this side. Behind her, there was an extremely fast strange beast Gale Rabbit with sharp and cold teeth shining.

"Fang Huai, you bastard!!" Zheng Shi turned pale with fright, and cried while crying, "Help! Help!"

The rabbit jumped behind Zheng Shi in the blink of an eye, as if it could bite her calf with a little force.Standing there, the lawyer looked dumbfounded. It was easy to remember that he still had a crossbow. Arrow in his hand, but when he raised the crossbow. Dare to pull the trigger—what if you accidentally injure someone? !

"Don't worry, Zheng Shi has a protective device in his hand, which can withstand a burst of attacks from strange beasts." Professor Bai said so, and Zheng Shi began to yell heart-piercingly: "Chu Yan!! Help!! You are not General, aren’t you obliged to protect our safety!! If something happens to me, my family will not let you go!! Chu Yan!!! I have you in my hand!!”

Standing aside, Si Qi couldn't help but rolled his eyes, raised the bow and arrow in his hand, and pointed towards the daughter of the world.

"Ahhh!!!" Seeing Si Qi raise her bow and arrow towards her, the girl of the world burst into tears in fright: "Si Qi, please remember!! I won't make you feel better, I will let you You are ruined!!"

A group of onlookers were stunned, and quickly persuaded: "Si Qi, don't act recklessly, it would be bad if you accidentally hurt someone."

Netizens are also more anxious than each other: "77, don't be impulsive, don't save people and get relied on instead!"

"General Chu has already rushed over, Si Qi, just watch from behind!"

People around were in a hurry, but Si Qi didn't feel it at all.Standing with both legs apart, the bow was fully drawn, and with a sound of "whoosh", the bow and arrow brushed past the hem of the girl's clothes and pierced behind her. Want to kill me?! Si Qi, you will not end well, you will die!!"

The few people standing beside Si Qi were stunned, watching the daughter of the world go crazy, there was no room for them to intervene.

Netizens who overlooked all this on the Internet saw the arrow flying past, piercing the brow of the Gale Rabbit with incomparable precision.His eyes widened in surprise, and the barrage was full of exclamation points.