After I resigned, I became popular in the whole universe [Quick Transmigration]

Unnaturally rejecting the kind monk's suggestion, the young man approached the "cliff" tremblingly, and slammed the door shut.

He leaned on the wall with his legs weak and walked into the room. This time he saw the flying swords and talisman papers hanging on the wall. He would no longer think that these were the surroundings collected by fanatics. He knew that they were the props of real cultivators QAQ .

Whether it is rebirth after death, or coming to the cultivation world, it should be an extremely happy thing.But when two good things are added together, why is it so depressing?

The youth subconsciously took out his mobile phone and searched the Internet for news about "Duoshe".

He found that the world's explanation for Duoshe was almost exactly the same as what he knew.Moreover, among the few messages hung in the front row, a certain monk surnamed Zhou was repeatedly mentioned, and the story between him and "Master Si".

After hastily reading the brief introduction to history, the young man became more and more frightened, deeply afraid that he would also be imprisoned for hundreds of thousands of years, reading Buddhist scriptures every day until he lost his mind.

Then I feel that the world here is really strange. There is no such natural scenery in ancient times that is full of mountains and rivers. Instead, everyone lives in the steel jungle, and they don't live in fairy houses made of wood and stones. It is a modern society with well-equipped home appliances...

This is too bullshit.

I am really curious about the historical development of this world. Young people can find it by opening the Internet. After being sorted out by countless netizens and fans, they can clearly understand the greatness of Master Si. It is bound to make everyone who clicks in will be instantly fans. fan station.I looked down.

The more I looked at it, the more frightened I became.

Improving the assembly line manufacturing method of the best elixir in a month, and being able to get started in any field of research at the fastest speed; researching many inventions that are still in use for thousands of years, benefiting all human beings and monsters in the world; The loving partner of the strongest immortal in the world, and the pioneer in the field highly praised by countless masters; in the first year of the new fairy and demon calendar, he forcibly changed the history of hatred between humans and demons by himself, and laid the cornerstone of harmonious coexistence today...

What kind of fairy-level boss is this! !It's too strong! !

Looking at the familiar white-clothed fairy and the cute tiger photos from various angles on the webpage, the young man recalled the original screensaver photos on his mobile phone for a moment, and suddenly it turned out to be these two great gods.

I continued to see that in the thousands of years after the New Immortal Demon Calendar, this cute tiger god Lu continued to guide the human race and monster race to set up many public facilities, and proposed hospitals, police stations, courts and other buildings, and the young people were in a trance. , "It turns out to be a senior time traveler" blurted out!

After being shocked, there was incomparable envy. Thinking about the great achievements he had made, and the amazing talent, and thinking about how he was almost scared to death when he went out, the young man shed tears of grief and indignation.

They are also time travelers, so why is there such a big gap between people? !

But he would definitely not be happy to let him change with this senior traveler.

After all, there was no law or order at that time, and the relationship between the monks was far less harmonious than it is now, so they would not come here to ask you if you are not feeling well and need help.

Not to mention that the body worn by this senior traveler is still a monster cub that is said to be particularly bad at fighting, and it is said that it is not good at fighting. Humans will definitely not adapt to being in the body of an animal suddenly, and they are not good at fighting monsters. In this way, the young man felt that he had seen through the truth that no one knew.

Imagine that this senior took the risk to return to the human world, concealed his identity as a monster, became a master and apprentice with the strongest person in the cultivation world, and finally became a partner, and learned all kinds of people in modern society. The young man only felt his scalp tingling for the cultivation techniques and alchemy formulas that he didn't even dare to think about, and his admiration for Si Qi was like a surging river.

Too strong... really too strong!

Seeing later that Si Qi single-handedly made refrigerators and air conditioners, which can be called salvation for mortals, the young man said that he had nothing to say.

After all, not any modern person can have this ability through time travel.Even if they know the existence of refrigerators and air conditioners, they can't bring refrigerators and air conditioners from another world to this world!

If you really want to choose someone to be a time traveler, the young man really hopes that the time traveler is someone like Si Qi. A guy like him doesn't know what he can do other than being a copywriter!

I feel that even if Si Qi is on Earth, he must be a very special person... It's a pity that he came here after death like himself.If he can live on the earth for a few more decades, maybe he can even experience holographic technology and interstellar navigation in his previous life?

The young man was thinking wildly.

wash

The heart that was still terrified and uneasy at first gradually calmed down after discovering that the great man respected and loved by everyone in the world turned out to be his fellow villager.

At worst, after his identity was discovered, if he confessed that he was from Si Qi's hometown, maybe these guys would look at Si Qi's face and spare his life?

Thinking about it this way, the young people saw that 100 years after the two great powers of Li Si and Chu ascended to the ascension, the people and monsters who missed them joined hands to film a high-investment TV series with more than 600 episodes.

It is said that the content in it is extremely rigorous, and to a large extent it restores the stories of the two immortals, Si and Chu. Almost everyone in the world has read it over and over again, and admires it very much.

I thought that looking at Si Qi's life trajectory is equivalent to learning the history of the 2000-year history of the cultivation world from scratch.The young man clicked on this extremely long series and watched it seriously.

Just at the beginning, the overwhelming bullet screens flew out, and the screen was full of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love you", the young man was a little confused.

This passionate painting style is completely different from his imagination in the world of pure heart and asceticism orz.

Slightly adjusting the barrage to the extent that he could at least see the screen, the young man looked at the mighty, domineering, and holy tiger on the screen, and recalled the cute and coquettish tigers in the photos...

I suddenly wondered whether this TV series that was said to be "super restored" was filmed under the auspices of a director with thousands of miles of filters...

Later, when I saw that the TV series seemed to have a glamorous halo, and the whole world was blowing rainbow farts to Si Qi, the young man was even more confused, thinking that such a brainless, silly and sweet TV series would Earth, it will be sprayed by the audience!

How can there be such a popular existence in the world!

Then look up and see the crazy rainbow fart barrage of netizens.

The young man fell silent, unable to support his forehead.

Well, there are!

After staying at home tremblingly for several months, I finished understanding the general knowledge of this world.I also learned how to do divination by watching live broadcasts online.Through fortune-telling, the young man finally figured out that the original body's death was purely an accident, and now that the soul has been reincarnated, it will not be misunderstood as malicious seizure.He also calculated that he would not encounter danger during this trip, and would integrate into the world smoothly.The young man took several deep breaths, and opened the door again after a few months.

Next, is his second life.

Although he can't achieve as great achievements as Senior Si Qi, he believes that his life will not be too boring in such an interesting world.

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"Um……"

"Ah, take it easy..."

Just as Si Qi regained consciousness, he didn't have time to see the surrounding scene clearly, when he heard two extremely lingering and ambiguous voices in his ears.

The instinct left by the owner of the body told him that the guy in the room who was panting heavily was his lover and the most important person in his life.

An indescribable anger surged out in an instant, Si Qi's eyes darkened, his head seemed to have been hit hard with a mallet, and his body staggered back half a step uncontrollably.

Then, with a pale face, he stretched out his hand, far away towards the rough wooden door.

In the next second, he finally came back to his senses, and stared hard at Si Qi, who was in contact with Chu Yan, who had the patience to open the door with fear and timidity like the original owner, withdrew his hand, raised his leg, Gravity kicked directly on the seemingly solid wooden door, as if to kick the damn heartbroken head off.

There was a loud "bang" from the door panel, and it was smashed by Si Qi's kick, and it split into countless pieces that flew into the room, and several pieces hit the two people who were lingering on the carpet.

The person on top let out a low growl of astonishment, and was caught off guard and confessed like this.

The person who was pushed down met Si Qi's death-like eyes and let out a terrified scream.He hurriedly reached out to find something to cover his smooth and white body, a pair of rabbit ears were turned up, and his big round eyes were staring, looking innocent and cute.

Si Qi gave this man a hard look, only thinking that this guy looked hideous.

But he didn't do what the original partner did when he caught rape. After encountering this kind of thing, he only knew to stare at the mistress, with a dark face and his eyes on his lover, who was facing away from him, gearing up for domestic violence.

When this so-called "lover" turned his head in a panic, and looked at Si Qi with a guilty face...

—Wait, who is this person? ?

Si Qi suddenly stopped in place, looking at the strange man in front of him.

The other party was looking at him with astonishment, guilt and disbelief. This face was definitely not that of Chu Feng.

Si Qi's tense heart relaxed, and he was about to lose heart.The emotion full of grievance and pain from the original owner surged out far faster than just now, causing a trace of anger to appear on his cold face.His thin and slender body trembled uncontrollably, and the corners of a pair of beautiful phoenix eyes were stained with two touches of bright red, which made people feel unbearable.

The man who was kneeling on the ground stood up quickly, his face full of guilt.Looking at the dirty and swaying place made Si Qi feel sick and painful, as if his soul had been split in two.

Seeing that the man was walking towards him step by step, and was about to touch him with those dirty hands, Si Qi couldn't help but lift up one foot, kicked the man with gravity, and kicked the man more than two meters away in the air, hitting him head-on. On the wall made of wood, a big hole was knocked out with a very exaggerated "bang", and the person was thrown on the sunny open space outside.

The huge movement quickly aroused the onlookers of passing villagers.

"What happened?"

"Eleven, why did you fall out of your own home?"

"Why don't you even wear clothes!"

The man named Eleven who fell on the ground got up in embarrassment. Instead of subconsciously covering his key parts with his hands like civilized people in modern society, he lowered his head in disgrace, not knowing how to answer. .

"Ah! Eleven, why do you smell like a beast! Isn't your partner Si Qi?"

There was a lot of noise outside the house, neither Si Qi nor the original owner wanted to be seen with red eyes, as if about to cry.Standing on the spot, I tried my best to restrain my emotions.

He looked sideways at the man who was hiding weakly, wrapped in a blanket and sitting on the ground, looking at his man with a smiling face.

The other party's expression was very proud, his face was full of successful smiles, and he could not see any guilt.

Si Qi stared at the man for a few seconds with a blank expression, then looked away.

There was no hysteria, no quarreling, the indifferent attitude made the proud man's face stiff, he bit his lip with a bit of hatred, wrapped himself in a blanket to touch the scattered animal skin clothes, and gave them to himself one by one. put on.

Si Qi took advantage of this time to sort out the memories in his mind.

Reminder: [Master, the man in front of you is a reborn person]

Si Qi raised his eyebrows: 【So he is the son of the world? 】

Robbing the original owner's lover as soon as he came here is in line with the predatory nature of the children of the world.

Shouting shaking his head: [No, master, the child of the world is the guy who was kicked out by you just now]

Si Qi: [? ? 】

Without waiting for Xu Xiu to explain, Si Qi closed his eyes to accept the memory of the original owner.

He saw that in the original world line where he did not come, the original owner walked into the room trembling, and the scene in front of him shocked him greatly.He was held in the arms of that scumbag and wept silently, and heard a lot of apologies from the other party.

The scumbag said, "We are all orcs, and we can't have children. I was fascinated by ghosts for a while, so I was seduced by this sub-beast. You are also an orc, you should understand."

It was all bullshit, and Si Qi couldn't listen to a single word.He endured his emotions and quickly skipped over this memory, and saw the entanglement between the three people in the back. The scumbag admits his mistakes faster than anyone else, and then refuses to mend his ways. He cheats frequently and hurts the heart of the original owner. He was injured again, and a few months later, he even came over with a child in his arms and asked the original owner to help them raise them.

The original owner was completely disappointed and simply left the house.In the end, he was chased by the scumbag to apologize and entangled, and the rabbit boy pointed his nose and scolded the third party in public. In a fit of anger, he left the tribe and lived alone.

It is very dangerous for an orc to live alone in a perilous forest, but the original owner is strong enough to survive.

Unfortunately, one day, the rabbit suddenly found him, saying that the scumbag was seriously injured, and he wished to see him again before he died.He who has always been quiet is very entangled by the rabbit, thinking that the other party saved his life after all, even if there was an unpleasant quarrel afterwards, it was the last time after all, and he agreed to follow the rabbit to meet the scumbag.

As a result, as soon as he arrived at that place, the original owner was attacked by the rabbit and the scumbag. When he woke up again, his body was cut open and the blood was fed to the seriously injured scumbag.Finding that his blood really has healing properties, the rabbit cut open the chest of the original owner with his own hands, took out his animal core, and said to the scumbag, "Eat this and you will be completely healed."

The last scene the original owner saw in the agony was the rabbit snuggling in the man's arms, and the two of them holding the bloody beast nucleus in their hands and slowly feeding it into the scumbag's mouth.

Si Qi: 【………】

What evil did the original owner do?

When he was seriously injured and on the verge of death, he was rescued by a scumbag. When he was unconscious, he fell in love with the warm feeling. After waking up, he fell in love with the savior at first sight. For the first time in his life, he fell in love with someone, but he turned out to be a scumbag.

It's okay to be deceived by others for the sake of sex, but in the end, after breaking up, you can't escape being used by others, and your life was wasted.

Si Qi rubbed his painful temples.

The cause of this incident is easy to understand. The original owner was a snake-like orc with a cold personality and didn't like to come into contact with warm objects.Even if he likes someone, he will not take the initiative to make any overly intimate moves, not to mention that he is naturally proud and unwilling to be inferior to others, which is somewhat at odds with the attributes of a scumbag, which makes the scumbag like a stallion see it I can't eat and my heart feels tight.

If the scumbag is willing to wait for a while longer and slowly warm up the original owner, it is not that the original owner's cold-outside and hot-inside temperament cannot succumb to love.However, a few days ago, if the scumbag said intentionally or unintentionally, "We are all orcs, we still need to have a child." His aboveboard cheating remarks angered the original owner.

At that time, the scumbag should have had some contact with the rabbit man in front of him, otherwise he wouldn't say that suddenly.

Today, the original owner went out to pick the fruit, and came back early because he was not feeling well, so he saw this scene with his own eyes.

This obviously wouldn't be the "accident" that the man said, the rabbit man was obviously seducing on purpose, and the scumbag man was definitely not the kind of person who could control himself.

The two men have love and concubine intentions, and the flames are out of control. Even if the original owner doesn't run into each other today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, one day they will.

Si Qi is very irritable when he thinks about it, he doesn't like this kind of messy things, and he doesn't like being entangled with people other than Chu Yan, even if it's just in name.

So I heard that the son of the world will successfully become the messenger of the beast god under the sacrifice of the original owner, so I didn't take care of it carefully, and settled the matter in front of me first.

He lifted his leg and walked out of the house through the hole. Under the curious eyes of a group of villagers outside, he said without hesitation: "I broke up with you!"

The scumbag, with a mournful face as he saw in his memory, pleaded desperately to Si Qi: "I didn't do it on purpose, the person I like is you!"

"So what." Si Qi's tone was cold, with sarcasm hidden in his eyes: "You like one person and sleep with another, I can't bear your liking."

The villagers nearby were very surprised: "Elivin, are you with someone else? But a few days ago, I heard that Si Qi said that he would make a contract with you in front of the Beast God!"

In this primitive world where the tribe is the living unit, contracting means getting married.It does not have legal effect, but it is more solemn than the law, because it involves the belief of every orc.

In this world, the Lord Beast God is great and absolute. No orc dares to disrespect in front of the Lord Beast God, let alone the deceitful deception.This is also the reason why the World Consciousness arranged for the Son of the World to become the messenger of the Beast God in the end, because this status is noble enough and useful enough.

Yi Laiwen shuddered when he heard the words of Ding Qi, and looked at Si Qi more reluctantly, and begged, "I just accidentally made a mistake that even an orc would make, and I promise I will never do it again!"

The rabbit man who followed from the house called out Eleven's name sadly.That voice sounded soft and lingering, extremely wronged, but neither Si Qi nor Yi Laiwen looked at him.

However, some single orcs noticed this weak and cute sub-orc man, and couldn't help but say: "Si Qi, Eleven is right, it's nothing, everyone is like this. And you haven't made a contract yet. Is not it!"

The orcs of the primitive tribe are very open about certain things. When they are in a good mood, they see the right way and give the other party a piece of food. If the other party accepts it, it means that the other party also has feelings for him, and they can spend the night together.

After one night, the two parties don't need to be responsible for each other. Sometimes even when the baby is born, the sub-beast is not sure whose child it is, so it roughly calculates who is the biological father based on the baby's race, and gives the child to the other party to raise. Too many will be gone.

On the contrary, some contracted orcs and sub-orcs frowned unhappily. Unlike those single orcs, they were not very accepting of such things.

Even if Si Qi and Yi Laiwen haven't made a contract yet, since the two have already lived together, Si Qi eats the meat that Yi Lai Wen hunts for him every day, and has said in public that he has decided to make an appointment with Yi Lai Wen. There is no difference between those two people and the contract that has already been signed.

Generally, no orc or sub-orc would intentionally find such a person to spend the spring night with. Even if everyone lived in a primitive society and was very ignorant about this aspect, they still knew that it was not good to do so.

But there are always people who think that Si Qi's actions are wrong and shouldn't be so "careful".

Si Qi didn't bother to respond to those orcs' opinions. The sad-looking guy in front of him was a liar, and now he spoke with the utmost sincerity. Looking back, he was still stubborn. He tried to find a way to mix up with other sub-orcs. Together, the original owner was hurt again and again, he didn't want to keep the other party disgusting himself anymore.

Simply said: "It is impossible for me to forgive!"

On the opposite side, Yi Laiwen felt cold. He had known the original owner for so long, and it was the first time he saw Si Qi looking at him with such cold eyes.His body was extremely stiff, and he couldn't tell if it was because he felt uncomfortable, or because Si Qi looked at him like a beast staring at a prey, which made him feel terrified.Swallowing hard, he said in a low voice, "Don't be like this..."

Seeing this, the rabbit man on the side jumped out and shouted angrily: "Si Qi, you are too much! Actually, you don't like Eleven at all, right? It was because Eleven saved you in the first place, and you need someone to come To feed you who are injured and unable to move, that's why I deliberately seduce Eleven! Let Eleven raise you!"

"Otherwise, why do you say that you like Eleven and want to make a contract with Elvin, but never let Elvin touch him! It's not because you can't satisfy him that Eleven will be with me! "

"Now that you are recovering soon, you just want to find an excuse to get rid of Eleven, and even beat him up and said it was Elvin's fault. You are too shameless!"

Surrounded by a group of simple-minded onlookers, except when meeting the wise great witch, they will feel the indescribable intellectual crushing of the great witch, where else have they met such eloquent people?At this moment, he was taken aback by what the rabbit man said, and looked at Si Qi with suspicion and puzzlement.

Si Qi almost didn't laugh at the words that turned black and white.

What's even more outrageous is that the son of the world who stood in front of him and looked at him with an aggrieved expression looked at Si Qi with unbelievable eyes, and said accusingly: "You actually made such an idea! How could you It can be done like this!"

Si Qi was speechless, and said directly: "You also think that I took advantage of you?"

Eleven shouted aggrievedly: "Of course!"

Si Qi nodded and said, "If you want to settle with me, then I will settle with you."

He walked to Eleven's wooden house, opened the door of the house, and motioned for him to come over.

Eleven's footsteps were sudden, and the rabbit man pulled Elvin who was suddenly unwilling to go over for some reason, and followed him with his head held high, as if he was determined to find Si Qichao.

The surrounding villagers also gathered around curiously.

The author has something to say:

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Before kicking the door:

47: How the hell am I green? ?

After kicking the door:

Chu Yan: ...I was cheated too?

Hahahahahaha.

Q: Eleven =?

Thank you Landmines of the Blue Sea~