[Quick Transmigration] Disaster for the country

In the teahouse, a storyteller with white beard and hair is passionately telling anecdotes about the world recently, which amazes everyone.

"Do you know the thief who has made a lot of noise recently: Xiao Shishilang?"

"He actually entered the palace three times and played tricks on the Ninth Prince, the first time he stole his pillow when the Ninth Prince was sleeping, the second time he stole the Ninth Prince's luminous cup in broad daylight, and the third time, hehe... "

"Put horse urine in the luminous cup and return it!"

Hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.

The Ninth Prince often invaded the people's fields, and the people hated him very much. This move really gave them a sigh of relief.

In the corner, a young man wearing a bamboo hat was also smiling with a bit of complacency. He was Xiao Shishilang as everyone said.

At this moment, the storyteller said again: "Nowadays the world only knows Xiao Shishilang, but they don't know that 70 years ago, there were also two thieves, but their lightness skills far surpassed Xiao Shishilang."

Everyone was very curious, Xiao Shishilang was somewhat dissatisfied, and asked, "Tell me, how powerful are they?"

The storyteller recalled: "Hey, you young people, let me open your eyes! I think back when I was young, the most famous north and south thieves in the rivers and lakes, one was the ever-changing king of stealing kings, and There is a bandit commander who is on the moon and has a fragrance!"

"Chu Liuxiang, the commander-in-chief of the bandits, would bow down to his master before entering the house. No matter how strict the opponent's defense was, he would always succeed. His lightness kung fu was at its peak, and he could drink water and leave."

"As for Sikong Zhaixing, the King of Stealing Kings, he is not only excellent in lightness kungfu, but also extremely good in disguise. You can't tell the difference between a trafficker and a pawn, or anyone around you in an instant."

The storyteller told a lot about the deeds of the two of them, and everyone was amazed, and Xiao Shishilang felt ashamed.

"But speaking of it, both of them were caught by one person."

Xiao Shishilang was fascinated by what he heard, and quickly asked: "Who is it? Is this person's lightness kung fu so powerful?"

The storyteller smiled mysteriously: "She doesn't know any martial arts."

Xiao Shishilang was puzzled: "Then how did he catch the Bandit Commander and the King of Thieves?"

The storyteller said: "Do you know Mr. Shen Bi?"

Everyone said: "Who doesn't know the most beautiful woman in the world! What does this have to do with Shen Bijun?"

The storyteller laughed: "The person I'm talking about is also the most beautiful woman in the world, but she is hundreds of times more beautiful than Shen Bijun."

Everyone said: "You are too exaggerated!"

The storyteller said: "If you don't believe me, go to Suzhou to inquire about it. Any old man of my age must know about it! The one who stagnated the river back then, empty the streets for thousands of people, supported by eighteen rich men with tens of millions of dollars, wherever she went, Gold and silver are sprinkled everywhere, and even now there are still fishermen who catch jewels in the water and get rich overnight."

"Shen Bijun is nothing, back then all the heroes in the world were willing to be driven by that girl, she wanted to collect the world's famous swords, and the guards under her hand picked various schools for her, even if she wanted to be the leader of the martial arts Down."

Xiao Shishilang stared straightaway, how beautiful that would be!

Mr. Said continued: "The Bandit Commander has only been caught by one person in his life, and that is Miss Shen Yin. Later, every full moon night, the Bandit Commander will come on the moon. As for the King of Thieves, Miss Shen Yin only It was just a smile that exposed his tracks, who in this world can resist that smile?"

"When it comes to the King of Thieves, I have to mention another person. Do you know who is the best swordsman in the world?"

Everyone was chattering, talking about people who were ten or twenty years ago.

"It must be Dugu Xin!" "No! It's Lu Xiaojia!"

The storyteller laughed loudly: "They are far behind! There was once a swordsman named Ximen Chuuxue, who was known as the God of Swords. He practiced the ruthless sword and never failed in his life. In his later years, he could even cut a river with a single sword."

Xiao Shishilang was dumbfounded, and cut the river with a single sword. This can really be called a sword god!

"Miss Shen Yin was once kidnapped by a female devil. It was Ximen Chuuxue who came all the way to rescue her, and then escorted her back to Suzhou."

"He originally practiced ruthless swordsmanship, but he had feelings for her, so he couldn't see through. In order to break up his love, he would not leave the village for ten years. But later, Miss Shen Yin saw through the world and wandered around the world. The sword god followed her. Extinct from the rivers and lakes."

"It is said that the two last appeared in Hengduan Mountain, and no one has seen them since then."

Xiao Shishilang felt infinite emotion in his heart, he only hated himself for being born late, for not being able to see the most beautiful woman in the world and the demeanor of the sword god.

He was very interested in this old story, and kept asking the storyteller to tell him more. He also went to Suzhou to ask the local people about Miss Shen Yin's story.

Xiao Shishilang found Miss Shen Yin's former residence, which was dilapidated and could no longer see its original magnificence, so he paid homage to it, and then left.

Later, Xiao Shishilang and Feng Siniang went around to rob the rich and help the poor, and found a treasure chest in the treasure house of Nan'an Palace.

Feng Siniang was very excited: "It has been placed in the heavily guarded treasure house, and it has to be sealed with a treasure chest with a nine-zi lock. There must be a big treasure in it! Don't grab it with me, it's mine. !"

Xiao Shishilang said with a smile: "All right, all right, it's yours!"

So he took away a large bag of gold, silver and jewels, and Feng Siniang took away the treasure chest, making King Nan'an so angry that the whole world wanted them.

Feng Siniang invited many people who are good at mechanics to open the lock. She was so excited that she smiled and said, "Get rich! Get rich!"

Xiao Shishilang was also curious, what was in the box?

Feng Siniang couldn't wait to open the box, and it turned out that there was a scroll inside, and her face immediately collapsed: "What?! A piece of torn paper? I have spent so much effort to get such a piece of torn paper?"

Feng Siniang was very angry: "Damn King Nan'an, you played me!"

Xiao Shishilang said: "After all this hard work, it's better to see what's on the paper. What if it's a treasure map?"

Feng Siniang cursed and said: "It's better! Otherwise, I will tear it up and burn it to ashes and throw it on the bedside of King Nan'an!"

After finishing speaking, Feng Siniang slowly opened the scroll, and in an instant, she, who was as hot as wine, became quiet.

I saw a peerless beauty painted on the scroll, as bright as the morning glow, as bright as the bright moon, this piece of paper can hardly bear such beauty.

On the paper was the painting time, which was exactly 70 years ago. In an instant, Xiao Shishilang guessed who was in the portrait.

This must be the most beautiful woman in the world: Shen Yin!

Xiao Shishilang said: "Si Niang, since it's not a treasure map, it's useless for you to keep it. Why don't I exchange the jewels with you? All the gold, silver and jewels I brought from Nan'an Palace belong to you. You give me the portraits." !"

Feng Siniang immediately rolled up the portrait, put it into her arms like a baby, and said, "Don't even think about it! I got it and it's mine!"

She suddenly changed her money-hungry temperament, and cherished a worthless scroll extremely.

Xiao Shishilang leaned over to grab it: "Si Niang! Si Niang! Give it to me!"

Feng Siniang ran away with lightness kung fu, and the two chased in the forest.