Rebirth of Raising Baby Chewing Guy

Lu Yang looked at his dead body twisted and hung between the rocks and weeds, being eaten by various birds, beasts and microorganisms, his expression was neither happy nor sad, until he saw that strange man took his body Only when the unrecognizable body was hugged into his arms did his numb face move.

Lu Yang didn't remember any intersection between him and Chen Zonghui, and the only meeting he remembered was just a glimpse at the reception held by the Beijing Chamber of Commerce.

Just when Lu Yang was trying to recall why Chen Zonghui collected his body, his frail soul was suddenly pulled by a strong force, and the world spun in an instant. Lu Yang knew that his life was completely over, and he felt helpless, regretful, and hated. And thus disappeared from his life.

Lu Yang closed his eyes. Since he was powerless, he accepted the demise of his soul and body. He only hoped that if there was a next life, he wouldn't have to live such a tiring, humble life, and even die without dignity.

……

"What's the noise!? Are you letting people sleep at night?"

"That idiot downstairs, get out of here, howling ghosts? If you don't get out, I'll call the police!"

"What are you talking about with him? Little Bao'er was woken up by him, call the police, call the police!"

Lu Yang looked at himself crying and laughing and rolling under a landscape tree, confused and puzzled, shouldn't he have returned to the underworld?

The whistle of the siren was getting closer and closer, and the security guards in the community also swarmed in. Lu Yang knew about this scene, but he didn't have much memory, because he had been deprived of consciousness by hallucinogens and lost his mind. He only remembered , The next day he woke up in the hotel bed.

If you are taken away by the police, the consequences of abusing hallucinogens can only be detained, and there is no possibility of waking up in a hotel bed, then...

Lu Yang saw Chen Zonghui again, he watched with blank eyes as Chen Zonghui hugged himself and stuffed himself into a black Maybach, and took him away from the scene before the police arrived. Chen Zonghui took a bite on his arm, but for this, Chen Zonghui did not show any boredom or anger.

Looking at the dazzling taillights of the Maybach, Lu Yang's frail soul was pulled forcefully again. After the familiar world spun, Lu Yang suddenly opened his eyes, and what he saw was the yellowish and monotonous white ceiling.

The familiar yet unfamiliar wake-up bell rang in my ears, the old bunk beds creaked, the smell of soap and shampoo mixed in the morning, and the chemical reaction produced a wonderful fragrance. For a moment, Lu Yang felt as if he had passed away. .

Lu Yang has an impression of this wake-up bell adapted from light music. It was the wake-up bell he used when he was still training in an adult self-examination training school ten years ago.

Lu Yang didn't want to go to this self-examination training school that was aimed at defrauding money at first, just because Lu Yang, who didn't pass the college entrance examination, had been courting cats and dogs in the society for two years, and his one never looked down on him. The father couldn't bear the intrusion of the police uncles every day, so he forcibly threw Lu Yang into this closed adult self-examination training school, hoping that Lu Yang could pass the university entrance examination and get a university diploma, so that he would have the ability to earn a living. Always thinking about his old father's family property.

In an ordinary morning, there is a sense of urgency in the laziness.

Lu Yang lived in the dormitory on the upper bunk near the window. He sat up and looked at the former classmates who were washing and playing around below, feeling very unreal.

Isn't he dead?Died in a remote mountain.

Lu Yang unconsciously pinched his leg under the quilt, it hurt very much, and pinched again, Lu Yang couldn't help hissing in pain.

So, he is... reborn! ?

"Lu Yang, it's ten past six, and the dormitory teacher will come to check the dormitory after a while. Our dormitory has already deducted two points because of you this month. We will be reported and criticized after ten minutes of a semester."

"Director, let him deduct the points. It's a broken training school. We all paid for it. What can the points be deducted for us?" Wu Chengrui, the youngest in the dormitory, complained with a smile.

"It can't be done, but it will be written into your file, and the punishment of reporting and criticizing will follow you for the rest of your life!"

Lu Yang lowered his head and looked at the small boy who was speaking very seriously and frowning. Lu Yang vaguely remembered that this boy was called Yu Yize, who was the head of the dormitory when he was training in the adult self-examination training school, because he liked to use He speaks in the tone of a leader, so everyone calls him the head of the office, which is homonymous with the mayor.

"Sorry, I'll get up right now." Lu Yang dominated his body, which was still a little numb due to rebirth, and began to make the bed.

Yu Yize looked at Lu Yang who was making the bed unexpectedly. You know, when he asked Lu Yang to get up before, Lu Yang would definitely not give him a good face. It would be good if he didn't scold him. How could he apologize to him? !

In his last life, Lu Yang had always regarded himself as a down-and-out young master, and his survival skills were all focused on complaining about others, so he just talked casually about making the bed.

Yu Yize frowned and looked at the messy pile of quilts and pillows on Lu Yang's bed, annoyed and funny, but since the down-and-out young master finally cheered up and had the momentum to change his mind, as the head of the dormitory and the monitor of the third training class, he must not hit , so reluctantly said encouragement against his will:

"not bad."

When the other people in the dormitory heard what their head of the dormitory said, they all stopped and looked at Yu Yize accusingly: "Director, touch your conscience, won't your heart hurt if you say such things against your will!" ?

The seven people in the dormitory with Lu Yang, except for Yu Yize, are all junior college students who want to upgrade to a higher education. They are young and have a more detached temper.

Lin Yumin, who was in the clinic with Lu Yang, was upright and also a man of action. He stepped directly from his own bed to Lu Yang's bed: "This is not bad? Director, did you stare at your tablemate Cheng Fei for too long?" Already?" As he spoke, he dragged Lu Yang aside, shook off the quilt on Lu Yang's bed, and within a minute, he folded a square tofu block.

Lu Yang stared at the piece of white tofu on his bed in disbelief, sighed at Lin Yumin, and involuntarily gave Lin Yumin a thumbs up: "Brother, it's amazing, my bed has never been so tidy."

Lin Yumin smiled complacently: "I don't even look at how many times I was scolded by the instructor during the military training. If you also participated in the military training of this crappy school when you entered school, the instructor will punish you for [-] push-ups if you fold the quilt like this. Plus eighty laps around the playground."

Two hundred push-ups... eighty laps... Are you sure these people will still be alive after doing this?

Lu Yang, who lacked exercise, was out of breath even after doing ten push-ups, so two hundred push-ups plus [-] rounds was an amount of exercise he couldn't imagine.

Lu Yang was glad that his father missed the military training when he was sent to this training school.

With the help of his dormmates, Lu Yanger finished washing in 10 minutes. Even so, he was still laughed at by the other seven people for being too boring.