At the gate of the camp, General Jiang had been waiting anxiously. It was only when the army withdrew to the camp after the earthquake and counted the number of people that he discovered that Jiang Xuguang had disappeared.
This kid insisted on going to the front line, General Jiang couldn't hold him back, even though he was allowed to come, he was only arranged to guard the camp.Unexpectedly, this kid actually disobeyed the military order and sneaked into the team.
Seeing the comatose Jiang Xuguang being carried down, General Jiang's old eyes turned red instantly, and he couldn't speak. Xie Yanrang arranged for a military doctor to treat Jiang Xuguang's broken leg.General Jiang thanked him with a nod, and helped his son's stretcher pass first.
The camp was supposed to be the barracks of the rebel King Xidi, but after it was taken by the Yu army, it was simply cleaned up.Because Xie Yan can still see a lot of Xidi's characteristic decorations in the big tent, such as the royal blue woven flower carpet, and even the bed is carved with hanging curtains.
The Sidi people still carry such heavy and luxurious beds in battle, no wonder they lose.
When he was carried into the tent, Pei Jun was still in a deep sleep.When Xie Yan was about to cut off the gauze and let the military doctor clean the wound thoroughly, Pei Jun seemed to hear the sound of knives and scissors, opened his eyes suddenly, and twisted his arm.
Immediately seeing that the person in front of him was Xie Yan, he breathed a sigh of relief: "...It's you."
"Wake up, so you don't wake up in pain." Xie Yan removed his clothes and gauze, exposed the wound, and brought a folded veil, "Bite this, and the military doctor will cut you off next time." For the bad flesh around the wound, the two nails have to be pulled out."
"I don't want to bite this." Pei Jun raised his eyes and said, "I don't want to bite you."
Xie Yan first frowned and looked at the military doctor, then turned around and silently condemned Pei Jun with his eyes, but the man closed his eyes, with a dejected expression of "I'll let it hurt to death".
"..." The military doctor waiting at the side was stunned, watching his nose, nose, nose and heart, just roasting the knife and scissors on the candle, pretending that he didn't exist.
Xie Yan bit his lip, went out to clean his hands a few times, and wiped off the water with the handkerchief when he came back, then knelt down on the side of the bed again.
There was no movement for a long time, Pei Jun felt guilty, closed his eyes and wondered if he was angry, and was about to find a step for himself, when he opened his mouth, two fingers stretched in against his lips, and there was still a touch of soap on his hand. Horn incense.
Pei Jun was taken aback for a moment, subconsciously held back, and pressed the tip of his tongue against his fingertips.Xie Yan quickly turned his head, tried to maintain a calm mood, and said to the military doctor very gracefully: "I'm sorry Doctor Han, Your Highness... his brain is burnt out, please bear with me. You are well-informed, this is very common... "
The military doctor glanced at the regent, shocked by what he saw, thinking that I had never seen this kind of world before, he immediately looked away, and said dryly: "Yes, it is very common...then it will begin."
Xie Yan nodded, watching the military doctor extend the baked knife and scissors to the wound, find the whitish bad meat, and carefully remove it with arrows.
Pei Jun snorted, and bit Xie Yan's fingertips a little harder, but it didn't hurt very much. Xie Yan was ready for him to bite off a piece of flesh before.
If it weren't for the stretched veins on Pei Jun's forehead and neck, as well as the cold sweat dripping from him, Xie Yan would almost have thought that the military doctor had superb medical skills, and could even cut out flesh. To no pain.
Just listening to the sound of cutting, Xie Yan felt terrified, not to mention the pieces of bloody cloth thrown on the dirty plate, he wiped Pei Jun's cold sweat with a handkerchief, and said in a low voice, "If it hurts, just Bite me hard."
"Okay." Pei Jun's voice was hoarse from the pain, his eyes were bloodshot, "Don't be afraid."
Xie Yan said, "What am I afraid of?"
Pei Jun could still laugh, but the laughter trembled with pain: "Then why are your hands shaking? Could it be that you are massaging Gu's tongue?"
Xie Yan frowned, and abruptly pinched the tip of his tongue with two fingers and pulled it out. Pei Jun bit it and rubbed it without hesitation.
The military doctor removed the bad flesh between the ribs, wiped away the blood, and applied medicine to bandage it.Turning to look at his upturned nails, the old military doctor shook his head, this situation is indeed unstoppable, it is better to pull it out to let it grow back faster, so he picked up a pair of pliers: "Your Highness, I have offended you."
"—Uh!" Pei Jun just stared at Xie Yan, it might as well be that he struck out suddenly, didn't control the strength of his jaw, and bit Xie Yan's hand hard.
The military doctor moved neatly, his hands were steady, and soon he heard two clangs. He threw the medical equipment and broken armor into the dirty tray, applied the medicine and bandaged his hands.
The bite wound on the other hand, he also wrapped it up as an ordinary wound: "Okay, Your Highness. Don't touch the water for ten days, don't use force, this medicine is changed once a day. Avoid alcohol and spicy food on weekdays, rest more, and you can walk carefully Your Highness is in good health, the problem is not serious, the injuries on your body will heal faster, and it will take three to four months for the nails to grow back."
The military doctor left some antipyretic medicine and explained how to use it.
Hearing this, Xie Yan felt relieved, thanked the military doctor, and sent him out of the tent.
There were many generals around outside the tent, waiting to come in to greet the regent, but Xie Yan drove them back, leaving only a young soldier brought by Ji Shuxian to do odd jobs.The young man was clever, and helped bring hot water. After setting up a pot of charcoal fire in the tent, seeing the eyes between the two of them, as if they had something to say, they consciously retreated outside the felt curtain.
In the tent, because the charcoal basin was born in advance, it is not cold in the tent.Xie Yan lifted the blanket off Pei Jun's body, and removed the dirty clothes on his lower body.He was injured and couldn't take a bath, so he twisted the hot water handkerchief and wiped his body carefully, inch by inch.
Pei Jun lay flat, until Xie Yan moved his hand slightly and lifted something, "Wait—" Before he finished speaking, the hot handkerchief had been wiped away meticulously, and then he put the thing down again...Pei Jun With difficulty, she turned her head away, her ears blushing slightly.
When he came out to fight, he wanted to earn a piece of land and go back to show off to Xie Yan, but in the end, he was beaten by the earthquake and rocks, and now he can only lie on the bed and be served by him.
Pei Jun felt a little ashamed, so he had nothing to say: "Does your hand hurt?"
Only then did Xie Yan remember, and raised his hand to look, there was a circle of bright tooth marks on the root of his finger, and the skin was a little broken deep down, but it was okay: "It doesn't hurt."
After wiping his body, he threw down the handkerchief, lay on Pei Jun's bedside and whispered, "Wu Lang blows on it and it doesn't hurt."
Xie Yan said it tenderly, and Pei Jun couldn't help but kissed him on the hand.
"Okay, it's time for you to sleep." Xie Yan curled up his fingers and stroked his hair, "You need to rest more to heal faster." Then he lowered his head and kissed him on the forehead, Xie Yan frowned, "Your hair is rotten, how long has it been since you washed it?"
Pei Jun's face changed slightly, and he wanted to smell it himself, but Xie Yan held down his hand and failed.He sniffed hard, but he didn't smell any bad smell, but the faint fragrance of Xie Yan's body floated into his nose, like an orchid in an empty valley, and he felt more and more ashamed: "It's not a long time, but only six or seven or eight to nine days... The barracks are full of rough men, they don't live that carefully." He explained a few words, "It doesn't smell good? Then you should stay away from loneliness."
Seeing him dodging inside, Xie Yan laughed heartily. He was as dirty as a mouse in the crevice of the mountain and kept rubbing against himself. Now he knew he was ashamed.
He got up and took off his dirty clothes, quickly wiped his body with the remaining hot water, and then knelt down on the bed: "That's just right. I haven't bathed in six, seven, eight or nine days. You who are rotten, you shouldn't dislike one." I stink."
When Pei Jun turned back from the pillow, he had already got into the blanket, and smiled at him face to face: "Do you dislike it?"
Pei Jun smiled, and pressed his forehead against him: "Don't dare to dislike it."
How dare you dislike him, I am afraid that there is no second person in this world who comes here from a thousand miles just because of a nightmare.
Not to mention that Xie Yan just didn't take a bath for a few days, even if he didn't take a bath for the rest of his life, Pei Jun didn't dislike the fact that he could rub dirt balls on his body, and he still got it.
Xie Yan pinched his nonsense mouth: "You are the mud ball!"
Pei Jun looked at his exposed collarbone, which was very white and hadn't been tanned all summer: "Well, you're not a mud ball, you're a snow ball..." He lowered his head and couldn't move because of the medicine on his hand. If you want to, your mouth will do evil.
Xie Yan was worried about his injury and wanted him to be more honest.
But Pei Jun begged in a low voice: "Don't go anywhere, I'll be by Gu's side tonight...don't leave even a single step, so that Gu can see you when he wakes up, okay?"
Xie Yan's brows trembled, and he slowly lowered his hands, placed them on the back of his neck, and stroked the hair on the back of his head to comfort him: "Don't go, go to sleep."
With Xie Yan's company, Pei Jun had a peaceful night and woke up refreshed in the morning.
At noon, after lunch, Ji Shuxian heard that he was able to get up, so he sorted out some urgent military reports to discuss with him.After all, the rest of the battle was not over, let alone being injured by rocks, the general had to get up and work with his last breath left.
He hurriedly walked to the door of the big tent, stopped suddenly, carefully looked left and right, and then peeped in from the gap in the felt curtain.
The person inside suddenly said: "If you want to go in, come in, what are you looking at like a mouse?"
Ji Shu opened the felt curtain casually and came in, looked around, and asked tentatively, "Isn't Marquis Ping'an here?"
"He went to decoct the medicine." Pei Jun was surprised, "What are you afraid of him doing?"
Ji Shuxian clicked his tongue, put his hands around his mouth, and said in a low voice: "You don't know if you don't leave the gate without leaving the second door! Ask me who in the big camp is not afraid of him, and eats it from the morning. It’s like taking a choking medicine, and before talking to a group of generals, they are almost pointing their noses at their subordinates and scolding trash.”
Pei Jun brushed the black hair on his shoulders, and said in a calm tone, "That's a trash. You hundred and ten people searched for three days but couldn't find anyone. He found him as soon as he came. Isn't he a trash?"
Ji Shuxian: "..."
Yep, these two people are obviously working together and working together.Hiring this is tantamount to messing with that.
Ji Shuxian pursed his lips, watching the regent use the few remaining unbandaged fingers to comb his hair from top to bottom, left to right, and comb it out He would pick up one or two and regret it for a while, feeling weird, he hesitated for a while, and asked: "Your Highness, do you have... the trouble of hair loss?"
"..." Pei Jun glanced at him, turned his body slightly, and mentioned it inadvertently, "I feel that your hair is too frizzy, not smooth and shiny enough, and it's even split at the bottom. Are you Don't you never wash your hair well?"
Ji Shuxian with forked hair: "..."
How do you feel that you have heard of the reason for the split ends of your hair?
Pei Jun continued to say: "This is not good, hair is a man's second face, so don't be sloppy. If you make a big deal, split ends of your hair are a big taboo..."
Ji Shuxian suspected that his brain was really burnt out... No, why did he have a second face, why was he taboo.
Pei Junqing coughed twice: "Would you like to teach you a few simple ways to wash your hair?"
Ji Shuxian hurriedly bowed his head: "Your Highness, please show me."
In the next quarter of an hour, Pei Jun gave a detailed explanation on how to fetch water, how to soak hair, how to use saponins to make bubbles, etc.After Ji Shuxian listened to it, he became more and more confused. It's not that he didn't understand, but it's just... This step is no different from normal hair washing.
Seeing his hesitant expression, Pei Jun sighed and shook his head: "Go back and realize it carefully. After all, not everyone is like an orphan who can wash their hair with this method. No one hurts you, because you don't know how good this method is." ..."
Ji Shuxian wasn't stupid to the extreme, and finally heard the complacency in his words.
This is not to teach people how to wash their hair, this is to show off!
His hands were wrapped like zongzi, he couldn't have washed his hair himself, it must have been washed by Xie Yan - this solved the case.
Ji Shuxian said very politely: "Yes, our rough people, how could His Highness be blessed. The hair of Hou Xi of Ping'an is different from others. It is black and shiny, which especially matches His Highness's complexion!"
Pei Jun secretly pressed the corner of his lower lip, and said in a somewhat complaining manner: "Gudu said that he can come by himself, but he insists on cleaning up for Gu himself. He has a good intention, and Gu can't refuse..."
Ji Shuxian even claimed that it was true, after some flattery, Pei Jun finally felt at ease, combed his long hair and asked, "What's the matter with you?"
Finally getting to the point, Ji Shuxian hurriedly sent the general report, telling him about Xidi's movements.
That Tuvolu was fatal, but he didn't die in the earthquake, but smashed an arm and was rescued by his subordinates. Now he retreats to the imperial court to recuperate. There are rumors that he was seriously injured and he will not live long. The morale of the royal army is low.
On the rebel king's side, Tufu Lumin was dead, and the camp was occupied by the Yu army.Seeing that the situation was not good, the remaining tens of thousands of people took the orphan of the prince to the south in a panic, and fled to the south of the Fuxi River.
It probably won't be long before they will send people to contact Dayu, and maybe at that time, they will be able to make this "Nandi" little imperial court bow their heads and proclaim themselves ministers without a single soldier.
Pei Jun nodded after hearing this. Naturally, he didn't want to let go of this good opportunity to attack the Imperial Court of Xidi, but right now the Yu army was also hit by an earthquake and natural disaster, many of them were injured and needed to rest for a few days.
More importantly... Xie Yan finally came here, he hadn't seen Xie Yan for several months, he was really thinking about it, and he was reluctant to part with him for a moment.
Then let Tuvolu Chongdo linger on for a while longer, in short, he can't escape his palm.
Thinking of this, he made some arrangements and asked Ji Shuxian to send someone to keep an eye on the imperial court and the small imperial court, and report to him whenever there was any movement.
Ji Shuxian wrote down one by one.
After Pei Jun ordered everything, he picked up the comb again, and insisted on mentioning the matter of hair again: "Your hair is all frizzy, you should really wash it."
"..." Ji Shuxian went out without a word.
Not long after, other generals came to visit the regent, and as soon as they entered the felt curtain, they saw him combing his hair...
When Xie Yan came back from the medical camp after decocting the medicine, he passed through several tents and saw a group of thick and thick soldiers chattering and whispering together.
Puzzled, he went around behind a tent and surreptitiously listened.
It doesn't matter after hearing this, the expression on Xie Yan's face gradually dried and solidified.
"...Hey, I heard that when Xie Hou washed His Highness's hair, he attracted thousands of butterflies! Those butterflies are fairy butterflies, and whoever falls on them can make them return to youth! Didn't you see that, His Highness was injured like that yesterday, but today he looks radiant! It's because the butterfly flew into His Highness's tent!"
"Where did the butterfly come from, you didn't hear it right!... I heard that, Xie Hou knows a kind of massage technique, and if you press it lightly on the head, His Highness's injury will be healed!"
"...But how did I hear that His Highness is suffering from baldness, and Marquis Ping'an has a secret shampoo recipe, which can not only turn white hair into black, but also cure baldness!"
"You are all wrong. I heard from the deputy general that it was Lord Hou who descended from the celestial being. He blessed His Highness by washing his hair. The washed hair has a fragrance that will last for a thousand days..."
"Xie Houxi's hair is black and thick..."
"Xie Hou's hair never forks..."
"We are out of luck..."
"No luck no luck."
"..." Xie Yan took a deep breath, stroked his chest and leaned against the back of the tent, panting heavily.
It's really unbelievable, and the sea can't be measured.
Pei Jun is really good, he left for less than an hour, and everyone in the camp knew that he washed Pei Jun's hair.
It's just that he can't stand the dust on his hair and washes his hair in a mediocre way, but he can still make up so many versions for publicity.
What, is it worth showing off after washing your hair?
If he washes his hair and everyone knows about it, what face does he have walking in the camp?
Xie Yan was holding the medicine jar, avoiding people, did not take a few steps, looked down at the medicine in the jar, Pei Jun's smug face could be seen floating on the water, his shoulders shook slightly with anger: "How did I wash it?" It's time to pluck your hair out!"
But after thinking about it, even if he really got it all gone, Pei Jun might still make a big deal out of it:
"It's from Ping Anhou, you are so pitiful, you don't have such a blessing."
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The author has something to say:
Pei: Look, this is my wife washing my hair!You have heads... no, do you have wives?
Yan: I don't know if other people have wives, but your head may be gone (smile).
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This kid insisted on going to the front line, General Jiang couldn't hold him back, even though he was allowed to come, he was only arranged to guard the camp.Unexpectedly, this kid actually disobeyed the military order and sneaked into the team.
Seeing the comatose Jiang Xuguang being carried down, General Jiang's old eyes turned red instantly, and he couldn't speak. Xie Yanrang arranged for a military doctor to treat Jiang Xuguang's broken leg.General Jiang thanked him with a nod, and helped his son's stretcher pass first.
The camp was supposed to be the barracks of the rebel King Xidi, but after it was taken by the Yu army, it was simply cleaned up.Because Xie Yan can still see a lot of Xidi's characteristic decorations in the big tent, such as the royal blue woven flower carpet, and even the bed is carved with hanging curtains.
The Sidi people still carry such heavy and luxurious beds in battle, no wonder they lose.
When he was carried into the tent, Pei Jun was still in a deep sleep.When Xie Yan was about to cut off the gauze and let the military doctor clean the wound thoroughly, Pei Jun seemed to hear the sound of knives and scissors, opened his eyes suddenly, and twisted his arm.
Immediately seeing that the person in front of him was Xie Yan, he breathed a sigh of relief: "...It's you."
"Wake up, so you don't wake up in pain." Xie Yan removed his clothes and gauze, exposed the wound, and brought a folded veil, "Bite this, and the military doctor will cut you off next time." For the bad flesh around the wound, the two nails have to be pulled out."
"I don't want to bite this." Pei Jun raised his eyes and said, "I don't want to bite you."
Xie Yan first frowned and looked at the military doctor, then turned around and silently condemned Pei Jun with his eyes, but the man closed his eyes, with a dejected expression of "I'll let it hurt to death".
"..." The military doctor waiting at the side was stunned, watching his nose, nose, nose and heart, just roasting the knife and scissors on the candle, pretending that he didn't exist.
Xie Yan bit his lip, went out to clean his hands a few times, and wiped off the water with the handkerchief when he came back, then knelt down on the side of the bed again.
There was no movement for a long time, Pei Jun felt guilty, closed his eyes and wondered if he was angry, and was about to find a step for himself, when he opened his mouth, two fingers stretched in against his lips, and there was still a touch of soap on his hand. Horn incense.
Pei Jun was taken aback for a moment, subconsciously held back, and pressed the tip of his tongue against his fingertips.Xie Yan quickly turned his head, tried to maintain a calm mood, and said to the military doctor very gracefully: "I'm sorry Doctor Han, Your Highness... his brain is burnt out, please bear with me. You are well-informed, this is very common... "
The military doctor glanced at the regent, shocked by what he saw, thinking that I had never seen this kind of world before, he immediately looked away, and said dryly: "Yes, it is very common...then it will begin."
Xie Yan nodded, watching the military doctor extend the baked knife and scissors to the wound, find the whitish bad meat, and carefully remove it with arrows.
Pei Jun snorted, and bit Xie Yan's fingertips a little harder, but it didn't hurt very much. Xie Yan was ready for him to bite off a piece of flesh before.
If it weren't for the stretched veins on Pei Jun's forehead and neck, as well as the cold sweat dripping from him, Xie Yan would almost have thought that the military doctor had superb medical skills, and could even cut out flesh. To no pain.
Just listening to the sound of cutting, Xie Yan felt terrified, not to mention the pieces of bloody cloth thrown on the dirty plate, he wiped Pei Jun's cold sweat with a handkerchief, and said in a low voice, "If it hurts, just Bite me hard."
"Okay." Pei Jun's voice was hoarse from the pain, his eyes were bloodshot, "Don't be afraid."
Xie Yan said, "What am I afraid of?"
Pei Jun could still laugh, but the laughter trembled with pain: "Then why are your hands shaking? Could it be that you are massaging Gu's tongue?"
Xie Yan frowned, and abruptly pinched the tip of his tongue with two fingers and pulled it out. Pei Jun bit it and rubbed it without hesitation.
The military doctor removed the bad flesh between the ribs, wiped away the blood, and applied medicine to bandage it.Turning to look at his upturned nails, the old military doctor shook his head, this situation is indeed unstoppable, it is better to pull it out to let it grow back faster, so he picked up a pair of pliers: "Your Highness, I have offended you."
"—Uh!" Pei Jun just stared at Xie Yan, it might as well be that he struck out suddenly, didn't control the strength of his jaw, and bit Xie Yan's hand hard.
The military doctor moved neatly, his hands were steady, and soon he heard two clangs. He threw the medical equipment and broken armor into the dirty tray, applied the medicine and bandaged his hands.
The bite wound on the other hand, he also wrapped it up as an ordinary wound: "Okay, Your Highness. Don't touch the water for ten days, don't use force, this medicine is changed once a day. Avoid alcohol and spicy food on weekdays, rest more, and you can walk carefully Your Highness is in good health, the problem is not serious, the injuries on your body will heal faster, and it will take three to four months for the nails to grow back."
The military doctor left some antipyretic medicine and explained how to use it.
Hearing this, Xie Yan felt relieved, thanked the military doctor, and sent him out of the tent.
There were many generals around outside the tent, waiting to come in to greet the regent, but Xie Yan drove them back, leaving only a young soldier brought by Ji Shuxian to do odd jobs.The young man was clever, and helped bring hot water. After setting up a pot of charcoal fire in the tent, seeing the eyes between the two of them, as if they had something to say, they consciously retreated outside the felt curtain.
In the tent, because the charcoal basin was born in advance, it is not cold in the tent.Xie Yan lifted the blanket off Pei Jun's body, and removed the dirty clothes on his lower body.He was injured and couldn't take a bath, so he twisted the hot water handkerchief and wiped his body carefully, inch by inch.
Pei Jun lay flat, until Xie Yan moved his hand slightly and lifted something, "Wait—" Before he finished speaking, the hot handkerchief had been wiped away meticulously, and then he put the thing down again...Pei Jun With difficulty, she turned her head away, her ears blushing slightly.
When he came out to fight, he wanted to earn a piece of land and go back to show off to Xie Yan, but in the end, he was beaten by the earthquake and rocks, and now he can only lie on the bed and be served by him.
Pei Jun felt a little ashamed, so he had nothing to say: "Does your hand hurt?"
Only then did Xie Yan remember, and raised his hand to look, there was a circle of bright tooth marks on the root of his finger, and the skin was a little broken deep down, but it was okay: "It doesn't hurt."
After wiping his body, he threw down the handkerchief, lay on Pei Jun's bedside and whispered, "Wu Lang blows on it and it doesn't hurt."
Xie Yan said it tenderly, and Pei Jun couldn't help but kissed him on the hand.
"Okay, it's time for you to sleep." Xie Yan curled up his fingers and stroked his hair, "You need to rest more to heal faster." Then he lowered his head and kissed him on the forehead, Xie Yan frowned, "Your hair is rotten, how long has it been since you washed it?"
Pei Jun's face changed slightly, and he wanted to smell it himself, but Xie Yan held down his hand and failed.He sniffed hard, but he didn't smell any bad smell, but the faint fragrance of Xie Yan's body floated into his nose, like an orchid in an empty valley, and he felt more and more ashamed: "It's not a long time, but only six or seven or eight to nine days... The barracks are full of rough men, they don't live that carefully." He explained a few words, "It doesn't smell good? Then you should stay away from loneliness."
Seeing him dodging inside, Xie Yan laughed heartily. He was as dirty as a mouse in the crevice of the mountain and kept rubbing against himself. Now he knew he was ashamed.
He got up and took off his dirty clothes, quickly wiped his body with the remaining hot water, and then knelt down on the bed: "That's just right. I haven't bathed in six, seven, eight or nine days. You who are rotten, you shouldn't dislike one." I stink."
When Pei Jun turned back from the pillow, he had already got into the blanket, and smiled at him face to face: "Do you dislike it?"
Pei Jun smiled, and pressed his forehead against him: "Don't dare to dislike it."
How dare you dislike him, I am afraid that there is no second person in this world who comes here from a thousand miles just because of a nightmare.
Not to mention that Xie Yan just didn't take a bath for a few days, even if he didn't take a bath for the rest of his life, Pei Jun didn't dislike the fact that he could rub dirt balls on his body, and he still got it.
Xie Yan pinched his nonsense mouth: "You are the mud ball!"
Pei Jun looked at his exposed collarbone, which was very white and hadn't been tanned all summer: "Well, you're not a mud ball, you're a snow ball..." He lowered his head and couldn't move because of the medicine on his hand. If you want to, your mouth will do evil.
Xie Yan was worried about his injury and wanted him to be more honest.
But Pei Jun begged in a low voice: "Don't go anywhere, I'll be by Gu's side tonight...don't leave even a single step, so that Gu can see you when he wakes up, okay?"
Xie Yan's brows trembled, and he slowly lowered his hands, placed them on the back of his neck, and stroked the hair on the back of his head to comfort him: "Don't go, go to sleep."
With Xie Yan's company, Pei Jun had a peaceful night and woke up refreshed in the morning.
At noon, after lunch, Ji Shuxian heard that he was able to get up, so he sorted out some urgent military reports to discuss with him.After all, the rest of the battle was not over, let alone being injured by rocks, the general had to get up and work with his last breath left.
He hurriedly walked to the door of the big tent, stopped suddenly, carefully looked left and right, and then peeped in from the gap in the felt curtain.
The person inside suddenly said: "If you want to go in, come in, what are you looking at like a mouse?"
Ji Shu opened the felt curtain casually and came in, looked around, and asked tentatively, "Isn't Marquis Ping'an here?"
"He went to decoct the medicine." Pei Jun was surprised, "What are you afraid of him doing?"
Ji Shuxian clicked his tongue, put his hands around his mouth, and said in a low voice: "You don't know if you don't leave the gate without leaving the second door! Ask me who in the big camp is not afraid of him, and eats it from the morning. It’s like taking a choking medicine, and before talking to a group of generals, they are almost pointing their noses at their subordinates and scolding trash.”
Pei Jun brushed the black hair on his shoulders, and said in a calm tone, "That's a trash. You hundred and ten people searched for three days but couldn't find anyone. He found him as soon as he came. Isn't he a trash?"
Ji Shuxian: "..."
Yep, these two people are obviously working together and working together.Hiring this is tantamount to messing with that.
Ji Shuxian pursed his lips, watching the regent use the few remaining unbandaged fingers to comb his hair from top to bottom, left to right, and comb it out He would pick up one or two and regret it for a while, feeling weird, he hesitated for a while, and asked: "Your Highness, do you have... the trouble of hair loss?"
"..." Pei Jun glanced at him, turned his body slightly, and mentioned it inadvertently, "I feel that your hair is too frizzy, not smooth and shiny enough, and it's even split at the bottom. Are you Don't you never wash your hair well?"
Ji Shuxian with forked hair: "..."
How do you feel that you have heard of the reason for the split ends of your hair?
Pei Jun continued to say: "This is not good, hair is a man's second face, so don't be sloppy. If you make a big deal, split ends of your hair are a big taboo..."
Ji Shuxian suspected that his brain was really burnt out... No, why did he have a second face, why was he taboo.
Pei Junqing coughed twice: "Would you like to teach you a few simple ways to wash your hair?"
Ji Shuxian hurriedly bowed his head: "Your Highness, please show me."
In the next quarter of an hour, Pei Jun gave a detailed explanation on how to fetch water, how to soak hair, how to use saponins to make bubbles, etc.After Ji Shuxian listened to it, he became more and more confused. It's not that he didn't understand, but it's just... This step is no different from normal hair washing.
Seeing his hesitant expression, Pei Jun sighed and shook his head: "Go back and realize it carefully. After all, not everyone is like an orphan who can wash their hair with this method. No one hurts you, because you don't know how good this method is." ..."
Ji Shuxian wasn't stupid to the extreme, and finally heard the complacency in his words.
This is not to teach people how to wash their hair, this is to show off!
His hands were wrapped like zongzi, he couldn't have washed his hair himself, it must have been washed by Xie Yan - this solved the case.
Ji Shuxian said very politely: "Yes, our rough people, how could His Highness be blessed. The hair of Hou Xi of Ping'an is different from others. It is black and shiny, which especially matches His Highness's complexion!"
Pei Jun secretly pressed the corner of his lower lip, and said in a somewhat complaining manner: "Gudu said that he can come by himself, but he insists on cleaning up for Gu himself. He has a good intention, and Gu can't refuse..."
Ji Shuxian even claimed that it was true, after some flattery, Pei Jun finally felt at ease, combed his long hair and asked, "What's the matter with you?"
Finally getting to the point, Ji Shuxian hurriedly sent the general report, telling him about Xidi's movements.
That Tuvolu was fatal, but he didn't die in the earthquake, but smashed an arm and was rescued by his subordinates. Now he retreats to the imperial court to recuperate. There are rumors that he was seriously injured and he will not live long. The morale of the royal army is low.
On the rebel king's side, Tufu Lumin was dead, and the camp was occupied by the Yu army.Seeing that the situation was not good, the remaining tens of thousands of people took the orphan of the prince to the south in a panic, and fled to the south of the Fuxi River.
It probably won't be long before they will send people to contact Dayu, and maybe at that time, they will be able to make this "Nandi" little imperial court bow their heads and proclaim themselves ministers without a single soldier.
Pei Jun nodded after hearing this. Naturally, he didn't want to let go of this good opportunity to attack the Imperial Court of Xidi, but right now the Yu army was also hit by an earthquake and natural disaster, many of them were injured and needed to rest for a few days.
More importantly... Xie Yan finally came here, he hadn't seen Xie Yan for several months, he was really thinking about it, and he was reluctant to part with him for a moment.
Then let Tuvolu Chongdo linger on for a while longer, in short, he can't escape his palm.
Thinking of this, he made some arrangements and asked Ji Shuxian to send someone to keep an eye on the imperial court and the small imperial court, and report to him whenever there was any movement.
Ji Shuxian wrote down one by one.
After Pei Jun ordered everything, he picked up the comb again, and insisted on mentioning the matter of hair again: "Your hair is all frizzy, you should really wash it."
"..." Ji Shuxian went out without a word.
Not long after, other generals came to visit the regent, and as soon as they entered the felt curtain, they saw him combing his hair...
When Xie Yan came back from the medical camp after decocting the medicine, he passed through several tents and saw a group of thick and thick soldiers chattering and whispering together.
Puzzled, he went around behind a tent and surreptitiously listened.
It doesn't matter after hearing this, the expression on Xie Yan's face gradually dried and solidified.
"...Hey, I heard that when Xie Hou washed His Highness's hair, he attracted thousands of butterflies! Those butterflies are fairy butterflies, and whoever falls on them can make them return to youth! Didn't you see that, His Highness was injured like that yesterday, but today he looks radiant! It's because the butterfly flew into His Highness's tent!"
"Where did the butterfly come from, you didn't hear it right!... I heard that, Xie Hou knows a kind of massage technique, and if you press it lightly on the head, His Highness's injury will be healed!"
"...But how did I hear that His Highness is suffering from baldness, and Marquis Ping'an has a secret shampoo recipe, which can not only turn white hair into black, but also cure baldness!"
"You are all wrong. I heard from the deputy general that it was Lord Hou who descended from the celestial being. He blessed His Highness by washing his hair. The washed hair has a fragrance that will last for a thousand days..."
"Xie Houxi's hair is black and thick..."
"Xie Hou's hair never forks..."
"We are out of luck..."
"No luck no luck."
"..." Xie Yan took a deep breath, stroked his chest and leaned against the back of the tent, panting heavily.
It's really unbelievable, and the sea can't be measured.
Pei Jun is really good, he left for less than an hour, and everyone in the camp knew that he washed Pei Jun's hair.
It's just that he can't stand the dust on his hair and washes his hair in a mediocre way, but he can still make up so many versions for publicity.
What, is it worth showing off after washing your hair?
If he washes his hair and everyone knows about it, what face does he have walking in the camp?
Xie Yan was holding the medicine jar, avoiding people, did not take a few steps, looked down at the medicine in the jar, Pei Jun's smug face could be seen floating on the water, his shoulders shook slightly with anger: "How did I wash it?" It's time to pluck your hair out!"
But after thinking about it, even if he really got it all gone, Pei Jun might still make a big deal out of it:
"It's from Ping Anhou, you are so pitiful, you don't have such a blessing."
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The author has something to say:
Pei: Look, this is my wife washing my hair!You have heads... no, do you have wives?
Yan: I don't know if other people have wives, but your head may be gone (smile).
感谢在2022-04-2001:45:26~2022-04-2202:02:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:鬼鬼爱看书、江眠总是睡不饱10瓶;123.、244660815瓶;发财2瓶;月下花、唉唉唉呀1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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