Enemy proton must be pregnant with the cub of the regent

Pei Jun gave him a hard look.

The commander suppressed his laughter, and immediately put on a straight face, but his eyes couldn't help but wander back and forth between Xie Yan, who was counting the hair on his neck, and the regent.

Xie Yan...it's just like the rumors, he looks handsome and romantic, really pretty.

Seeing the regent looking thoughtfully at the scratch on the tiger's mouth, his eyes darkened visibly, he was probably unhappy, and he felt sorry for Xie Yan for a moment.

——Xie Yan was born really well, and his hands are especially beautiful. If they are chopped off after a while, they have to be cut neatly.

Just as he was thinking about it, he listened to Pei Jun's order: "Get ready for the banquet."

"Yes!" Ji Shuxian knew the regent's temperament well, pushed away the Yanling Saber with a "clang", a cold light flashed, and he suddenly realized, "... huh?"

Have a banquet?Didn't he chop off the hand of that young master Xie?

Pei Jun had a half-smile: "The Commander danced well with this saber. Is he not hungry and wants to take care of his loneliness and go outside to guard the gate? Or does the Commander have other ideas?"

It was freezing outside, Ji Shuxian hurriedly lowered his head, and secretly pushed the Yanling saber behind his back: "...I don't have it, I'm very hungry. I'm hungry, and my hands are shaking, and I can't even hold the saber firmly."

"Since you're so hungry, I'll give you a plate of steamed buns later, so you don't have to go back if you can't finish it."

Ji Shuxian said in distress again: "...Thank you, Your Highness, for the reward."

Pei Jun retracted his palms into his sleeves, and without looking at Ji Shuxian's rather embarrassing face, he strode up. The big satin of the regent's python robe fluttered in the wind behind his boots. The tidal pattern is like rolling waves.

"...Emperor, brother!"

The little emperor, who was less than six years old, was thrown down, calling him anxiously, like a porcelain doll with short legs.

Pei Jun stepped up the steps of the throne absently, and when Ji Shuxian coughed to remind him, he suddenly remembered that there was still an emperor, so he folded down again, stretched out his hand, and picked up the young emperor.The child jumped in fright and put his arms around his neck for fear of falling off.

All the ministers were also shocked when they saw that the regent was so disrespectful to the emperor in front of outsiders, he refused to even do superficial kung fu, and they didn't know how to torture the young emperor in the deep palace!

Pei Jun carried the little emperor to the throne and placed him on the big chair. When he turned around, all the officials bowed and bowed, congratulating Sheng'an.

There was only one person, gnawing melons with a sullen head.

Pei Jun's gaze inevitably fell on the melon again.

That melon is a small honeydew melon from Shanshan, with thin skin and thin flesh, sweet and soft. In the past, even the royal family and nobles would be grateful for a bite of it. Now it is placed on the table to show the royal atmosphere. of.When the banquet is over, someone will cut melons and serve them.

Fortunately, he gnawed half of a melon by himself, swallowing even the flesh. His eating appearance was simply... a greedy fox.

How did he split such a strong melon?

Or was it broken when the table was overturned just now?This is too careless, he picks up the broken things that fall on the ground and eats them again.

Dirty or not?

Moreover, a melon seed rubbed against his cheek, which was so sticky that Pei Jun also felt it was an eyesore.

All the officials worshiped until their waists were sore, and Pei Jun didn't see him speak and sat down. The little emperor glanced at him timidly, but he was at a loss.Everyone had no choice but to turn their heads to look at the mild-tempered commander Ji Shuxian as if asking for help, hoping that he could remind him.

Ji Shuxian followed Pei Jun's gaze like a sword's edge, and naturally saw Xie Yan who was eating melons: "..."

Ji Shuxian was in a complicated mood, and took a deep breath: "Your Majesty, Sheng An!"

The sound was like a bell, Pei Jun was called back to his senses, his dissatisfied gaze caught Ji Shuxian, and Ji Shuxian lowered his eyes as if he didn't see it.When he turned his head again, Xie Yan had already been pressed down on the head by Ah Yan, and he bowed pretendingly.

Once the melon-eating fox was honest, the fun was gone, Pei Jun lost interest, and raised his chin at the little emperor.

The little emperor hurriedly said in a glutinous voice: "Everyone, please take your seats... Today is the Lantern Festival, all the ministers are very close to me, I, I..."

Before I came here, I had memorized it all. Now that so many people were staring at me, and the Prince Regent looked serious, he was even more nervous.

The hem of the dragon robe on his knees was crumpled by him. The little emperor was anxious, but he couldn't utter a word, so he said dryly: "I will celebrate the festival with everyone!"

"..." Bai Xia taught him to recite so many times.

Pei Jun glanced at the panic-stricken little emperor, and for some reason, suddenly thought of that melon-eating thing just now, when Xie Yan came to Beijing, it seemed to be the same size.

It is said that people in Nanye are fond of reading but are ashamed of vulgarity, they are quiet and honest if they sound good, and they are timid and timid if they sound bad. All the princes agreed that this eldest grandson of Nanye must also be a little old-fashioned, and they must be crying right now.

But before entering the hall, I heard bursts of laughter inside.

The first emperor was not a loving father, he was equally cold and solemn towards his sons and daughters and courtiers, yet he made him laugh frequently.

After saluting each other, everyone couldn't help but look up, and saw a boy who was more beautiful than the snow rabbit raised in the Queen's Palace, and smiled sweetly: "My name is Xie Yan, Yan of Haiqingheyan, the small characters are safe."

At that time, all the princes were blind, so they thought he was cute and docile.

Only Pei Jun has seen Xie Yan in private. He has a perverted nature and has nothing to do with the word "meekness"...

Pei Jun rubbed the center of his brows, not being too lazy to embarrass the little emperor, he waved his hand casually: "Have a banquet."

After Pei Jun had spoken, everyone heaved a sigh of relief and sat down sparsely. In an instant, maidservants and eunuchs filed into the hall, serving food and wine.

The atmosphere finally became lively.

The Lantern Festival banquet has always been rich, with [-] hot and cold dishes each, as well as other soups, side dishes, cakes and noodles, not to mention dancing and singing during the banquet, toasting and flattering each other, the officials congratulated and offered gifts, and the emperor rewarded them. It would take at least two hours to eat such a meal.

All the high-ranking officials and nobles in the hall, and the imperial court, all ate extremely cautiously, and they had to beware of sudden questions from the regent, or people sitting next to them coming over to toast. I can't wait to tear a piece of meat into eight pieces and put it in my mouth.

Originally, this kind of palace banquet, everyone came here for entertainment and contact, who would really eat?

Xie Yan didn't care about that, when he served a dish, his eyes lit up.

Gua, who was very satisfied before, was thrown aside by him because he liked the new and disliked the old.

Because Xie Yan doesn't eat onions, ginger and garlic, Ah Yan picks them out for him bit by bit.Xie Yan couldn't wait, so he went up to smell it, and dipped his finger in some sauce to taste.

Every time Ah Yan finishes picking the food with great hard work, he will eat it up in two or three strokes once he puts it in front of him, and then sits and looks forward to the next dish.

It's honest.

In the past when the late emperor was still there, Xie Yan often attended palace banquets. He could talk and laugh with everyone. He actually knew who was who from so many aristocratic families, and he was related to any other family by marriage. Even with a big belly and a big tongue, you can speak without leaking, and you can advance and retreat with a certain degree.

The first emperor and empress liked him very much, and they always liked to ask him to accompany them at palace banquets.

After all, who doesn't like a beautiful, sensible and sweet-mouthed child.

But compared to the Xie Yan at that time, Ah Yan likes the Xie Yan now. He doesn't have to maintain a smile for several hours in a row, and he doesn't have to think about the loopholes in his words. He can just eat big.

Ah Yan was quite worried at first, seeing that he was eating so happily, he didn't worry about Suilu for a while, anyway, it's already reached this point, if he doesn't come back, he won't come back, it's really not possible, the garden There are so many flower gardens and forests in the village, they were all hoed in spring, and they were planted with vegetables that were easy to feed, and some chickens and ducklings were raised.

They can't really starve their masters and servants to death.

Then came the Dao chicken, a small and tender chicken, I don’t know how it is made, the color looks dull and simple, but it smells full of fragrance, faintly mixed with the smell of matsutake, and it can flow out when you poke it The thick juice came, and the flesh on the body fell off the bone with a slight stroke of the tip of the chopsticks.

The joy in Xie Yan's eyes almost overflowed.

It's a pity that it's too small. The palace banquet imperial dishes seem to have many tricks, but in fact, each dish is small and delicate.

Xie Yan finished eating the whole chicken, and even licked his fingers.

Pei Jun looked at the same dish of chicken before his table, with a little breast meat in it, and felt greasy, which was not a good dish at the imperial banquet.Xie Yan used to eat pearls and drink jade when he was in glory. He couldn't even look at this kind of oily chicken.

Pei Jun frowned and said, "Is it so delicious?"

Commander Ji held a plate of steamed buns and said bitterly, "Return to Your Highness, it's okay, but I'm a little choked..."

"Who asked you? Keep eating."

Ji Shuxian: "..."

Pei Jun rubbed his wine glass, thought of something, and his eyes flashed narrowly: "Go, I will serve Ping Anhou another ten matsutake chicken."

Ji Shuxian raised his head, his expression cold: "Ten chickens, one of them will be poisoned, let Ping An choose one?"

Pei Jun laughed angrily: "... Is the Commander full? I only see that there is a lack of guards on the city gate. Since the Commander is so determined, why not go there to shine."

"...No, I think I can eat some more."

Ji Shuxian figured out the wrong intention again, and went down with a plate of newly rewarded steamed buns to make arrangements.

Not long after, ten identical plates of matsutake chicken were placed on Xie Yan's table.The one who served the dishes was Yan Lingwei, tall and mighty with silver armor and cold noodles, and the chicken looked even thinner and petite in their hands.

Ah Yan was peeling shrimps for Xie Yan at this time, seeing this posture, he was terrified.

Not only Ah Yan, but other guests around also had slightly different expressions. Everyone's thoughts coincided with Commander Ji's: the chicken must be poisonous!

Everyone stared at Yan Lingwei, observing his words and expressions, but Yan Lingwei didn't have any other orders, so he didn't dare to look at Ah Yan, put down the chicken and remained silent for a moment, then hurriedly retreated without saying a word.

Xie Yan lowered his head and smelled it, then took a bite.

Ah Yan was shocked: "My lord, you can't eat it!"

"Huh?" Xie Yan was holding a small chicken drumstick in his mouth, the brittle bones were crackling between his teeth, his lips were shiny and shiny, he was really a greedy fox.

Seeing that he was fine, Ah Yan gritted his teeth, thinking that I would not be able to kill you if I died, so I tore a little of each of the ten chickens and stuffed them into my mouth, swallowed them whole, waited for a while, and then died suddenly without poison , and did not foam at the mouth.

He was even more confused for a moment, there was no poison in the chicken, so where did the poison go?

Could it be that the Prince Regent felt that beheading and handcuffing would not be enough to vent his anger, and wanted to keep his young master alive?

"..." I'm afraid the Regent himself would die of laughter when he said this.

No matter how greedy Xie Yan was, he couldn't finish eating ten chickens. By the time he ate the third chicken, his eyes were already full, and when Ah Yan picked him again, he shook his head and refused to eat anything.

There are more than a dozen good dishes in the back, each one is more delicious than the last one, he can only watch it, he can't eat a mouthful.

Another crab-flavored clear soup was served, which was extremely delicious. Xie Yan looked at it, sniffled his nose, and the corners of his eyes turned red, and a string of tears fell down.

You can't see the top clearly from the bottom of the main hall, but you can see the bottom from the imperial platform.

Pei Jun saw that he was so wronged that he was lying on Ah Yan's shoulder, and Ah Yan patted him on the back. After coaxing him for a long time, he couldn't coax him well, so he couldn't help but sneered, "I'm crying now? Tell him to eat? He deserves it, it's him." I am not greedy enough.”

Ji Shuxian was about to choke to death on the steamed buns, and he didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, so he could only follow suit.

"Yes, yes, they are all safe and greedy."

"Yes, yes, it is safe to wait for your own bad."

Accomplished with hypocrisy, Pei Jun said perfunctorily: "Okay, let's eat your steamed buns."

He himself was drinking while watching Ah Yan wipe away Xie Yan's tears, and he felt that the wine was a bit fragrant.

Ji Shuxian stepped back, hiccupped, and couldn't help muttering in his heart: Since Mr. Xie Xiaohou is so good-looking, wouldn't it be good to see him in front of him? Is it childish to make people cry?

Pei Jun was watching, when a burly and mighty body blocked his view, he leaned to the side, and his majestic chest also turned around.

The crying red-eyed fox was completely invisible.

Pei Jun raised his eyes impatiently, and saw that it was General Yangwu.

My brain hurts instantly.

General Yang Wu only took office in the southeast coastal defense two years ago, and spent most of his time living on sea ships. His ability and loyalty are self-evident. I heard that the fishermen along the coast call him the "Sea Dragon King". Great credit.

The only pity is that he is a chatterbox.

When he went to Beijing to report on his work in the past year, he never stopped talking, and every sentence was inseparable from how the city of Yujing is prosperous and how his wife and children admire it.A lot of affectation, noisy and annoying, it makes people feel cold when they hear it.

How could Pei Jun fail to understand what he meant, Haiphong had been quiet for the past two years, and it was not too late for him to leave his post for a few days, so he was allowed to take his wife and children to Beijing for a reunion, and then go back after having fun.

Speaking of which, General Yangwu was also born in Nanye, but he was nine feet tall and tanned.

It can be seen that Nanye people are also different from Nanye people.

Xie Yan was not tanned, no matter how hard he tanned, his skin was only crimson, and when the sunburn faded, his shoulders were white and tender again.

It was rare for Pei Jun to be patient, and looked at General Yangwu.

The general was as angry as mountains and rivers, and he first made a long speech about how his wife and children loved Yu Jing, and how he was loyal, and he slapped Pei Jun dizzily for a while, until he couldn't take it anymore, and wanted to throw him into the sea to fend for himself When off.

Only then did he stop smiling and express his intentions: "On New Year's Eve, a coastal defense team under my command captured a group of foreign pirates and seized a lot of gadgets from Heluodan."

"Among them, there was a pair of mandarin ducks in the Luodan. The coastal defense team sent a letter to the minister, saying that the birds had never been seen before, they were extremely beautiful, and they had already been rushed to Beijing, and they were told to show them to His Majesty and His Highness. The minister just laughed at them! I have never seen the world. Your Majesty has never seen such a thing, and you still care about their broken bird? Two days ago, this bird was finally delivered. I saw it, hey—"

"..." The corners of Pei Jun's mouth twitched slightly, and he hurriedly told him to shut up, "General Yangwu, I heard what you said, but you brought this bird? Since you brought it, let the big guys have a look."

General Yangwu chuckled, and hurriedly sent someone to bring up a cage.

The cage was covered with a blanket to keep out the cold, and crisp chirping sounds could be heard from afar.

As soon as the flannelette was lifted, a pair of colorful birds nestled in the golden silk bird cage. Their wings were covered with emerald green, but their small heads were peony-colored, and there was a gold border around their necks.A pair of bean eyes are like amber, clear and clear.

Everyone's eyes were attracted by the colorful bird, and General Yangwu was overjoyed: "Your Majesty, Your Highness, are you pretty? Pretty! Is it really as pretty as I said?"

"..."

"Your Highness, this bird is not only strange because of its coat color, but also because it has to be a pair to live! The male is separated from the female, and the female is separated from the male. They all die of lovesickness within two days. What do you say? , is it unusual?"

Pei Jun didn't like raising birds, he just thought it was as noisy as General Yangwu, and he didn't think it was unusual for these two exotic mandarin ducks.Moreover, the birds have traveled across the ocean and come from Heluodan, so they might not be able to adapt to the climate in the north, and they will die after a short period of time.

A little emperor in the palace already irritated him, and with the chattering birds, he might as well not live.

It is impossible to ask General Yangwu to take it back intact. Pei Jun is too lazy to argue with the chatterbox because of a bird, so he can only find a bad guy and take it outside to raise it. Don't let him see it.

Pei Jun lightly tapped on the table, thinking about it, when he turned his gaze, he saw a pair of slightly red but radiant eyes over the golden silk birdcage.

——Xie Yan stopped crying, and was staring at the two exotic mandarin ducks with his chin resting on his hands.

General Yang Wu grabbed a handful of millet from his servants, and said again: "Your Highness, this mandarin duck hasn't eaten all day, would you like to feed it yourself?"

Pei Jun gave a "tsk" and said slowly: "Gu is very interested in watching Ping An Hou, so ask Ping An Hou to feed Gu."

"..." Ji Shuxian's whole body trembled when he heard the word "Ping An Hou". He looked up and saw the exotic mandarin duck with taut wings and sharp beak, and it was dangling all the way again. Still stressed, whoever touches whoever.

General Yangwu is a rough man who doesn't understand birds; the regent is well-read and must understand.

How can he be so kind, considerate and interested in safety, I'm afraid he just wants to wait to see Xie Xiaohou stretch out his hand, and then be pecked and cried by a bird.

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The author has something to say:

Prince Regent: Marquis Ping An likes to feed birds?There is one bird alone, why don't you feed it together, Ping'an Hou?

Happy New Year's Day everyone!

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