The Universe's First Hide and Seek

The women's dress that He Lang's team prepared for him was a typical princess dress.

Needless to say, the super gorgeous kind.At the same time, there are also wigs, crowns, earrings, necklaces, high-heeled shoes... In short, there is nothing that can be made for He Lang.

When He Lang saw the pair of sparkling heels, he was speechless: "This skirt is so long, you can't see the shoes at all, okay?"

"You have to wear that too." The team stylist said, "Can't you afford it?"

He Lang raised his eyebrows: "It's clearly a bet between me and Song Lin, but you guys are really struggling... Are you taking this opportunity to take revenge on me?"

"Don't dare." The stylist said, "Mr. Song Lin entrusted us to deal with it. He also looked at the plan and nodded. Don't say that we acted without authorization."

He Lang then looked at Song Lin.

Song Lin remained calm as usual: "Isn't it good?"

"It's good? It's fine to wear this suit, but also to open a live broadcast and perform in a small theater. The small theater actually has the roles of Lacey and Rabbi. What is this for?" He Lang projected the plan and said, " What surprised me the most was, Song Lin, you want to act too? You actually agreed to such a ridiculous thing?"

On the verge of death, the stylist spread his wings: "Isn't that right? We've been begging for a long time!"

He Lang turned his head: "Sure enough, you guys are behind the scenes!"

The stylist looked up.

"It's done, there's no need to continue to question the rationality here." Song Lin said, "Just do it like this."

He Lang said: "Wait, did Lacey and Rabbi agree to this?"

Song Lin said: "They themselves agreed, and the guardian also agreed."

"...Their guardians are my two bad friends!" He Lang stroked his hair and clicked his tongue a few times, "Well, I see, you all just joined forces to see my excitement, right?"

Song Lin actually nodded: "Yes."

The stylist silently answered "yes!" in her heart, but she dared not say it out loud.

"All right, all right, all of you are ready, what else can I say?" He Lang said, "I can only fiddle with you."

The stylist clapped his hands: "Then let's try makeup!"

"Do you still want to try on makeup?!"

***

Two days later, He Lang Women's Clothing (Small Theater) finally officially started live broadcasting.

"The number of real-time online viewers is actually about the same as my best score. How much this group of people like to watch the excitement..." Before the live broadcast started, He Lang looked at the number of online viewers and was speechless. Does it look good? Aren't you afraid of being so disgusted that you can't eat?"

"Whether you eat or not doesn't matter to you..." The stylist straightened his skirt, "Change your high heels, hurry up!"

"..." He Lang really wanted to hit someone but there was nowhere to hit him.In the final analysis, the bet on "women's clothing" was still made by himself.Lifting a stone to shoot oneself in the foot, where can one go to reason?

He could only ask, "Where is Song Lin?"

The stylist said: "I'm ready to go, I'm not as reluctant as you."

"He doesn't need women's clothes, of course he's happy." He Lang changed his shoes, pulled the hem of his skirt and looked down, "Hey...it's so ugly."

"Have you been allowed to look at it yourself? I didn't even hand you the mirror, and you were still rushing to look at it yourself." The stylist said, "I didn't ask you to shave your hair, I've already forgiven you, you just accept it."

"Tsk..." He Lang's face was full of displeasure, but he still stood still.

"Okay!" The stylist took a final look, and then urged, "Hurry up and take your position!"

He Lang looked at the sky speechlessly.

After three seconds of luck and mental preparation, this tall and big woman in women's clothing finally walked away with her skirt and high heels awkwardly.

***

He Lang's personal channel started a live broadcast.

Tens of billions of viewers watch it online, but when the screen lights up, what they see is not what they imagined.

In everyone's imagination, it should be "frightening when you open the screen", and you can see He Lang's women's clothing scene at a glance.Unexpectedly, the camera shot was an indoor landscaping.It looked like a room in a European castle on ancient Earth a long time ago.

There is a chair in the room with its back to the camera and facing the window.There is a person sitting on the chair. You can see the gorgeous pink skirt and the thick arms with pink long sleeves, but you can't see the upper body and the front.

Next to the chair lay a white lion, lazily licking its paw.There was a girl standing on the other side of the chair. This girl showed her face, facing the camera sideways, wearing clothes that looked like maid skirts from European noble families on ancient Earth.

Barrage: [Ah, that pink skirt is He Lang, right? !Why not engage in holographic photography! ! ! 】

【yes!It's been 9103 years!What about single-lens shooting? 】

[Look at the cast list!So the white lion is Lacey? !So lovely! ! !I understand why Song Lin likes to squeeze big cats! 】

[The little maid's name is Rabbi?The silver-white hair is so cute, I don't know if it is an orc, what kind of animal is it? 】

[The little maid seems to be shaking all the time, is she nervous or is it because there is a big cat and a big dog at the scene?If you are afraid of big cats and dogs, it must be a vegetarian animal! 】

While discussing, the little maid rabbi suddenly held up a handbook and began to read tremblingly: "A long time ago, there was a rich kingdom. In the kingdom, there was a princess who was loved by everyone. The princess's complexion was as healthy as wheat, Lips as gorgeous as blood, hair as bright as the sun, tall, healthy, and agile..."

The little girl stumbled while reading, and she could tell she was nervous.But the audience didn't care, and laughed like crazy just listening to the words: [Hahahahahaha, this series of adjectives makes me laugh to death just thinking about it! 】

[The tall black-skinned princess is too real hahahahaha...]

The rabbi continued to read: "In a blink of an eye, the princess reached the age of marriage. She made three conditions to the king. The first is that her husband must be brave and good at fighting and can defeat her white lion; the second is that her husband must The kind-hearted one can hug her little white rabbit; the third one is that her husband must really love her and let her learn to love too.

"After the princess's conditions were announced, at the beginning, there was an endless stream of young people who came to challenge every day. Some were defeated by her white lion, and some were too vicious to get close to the little white rabbit. No one could pass the princess's condition." Trial. Day by day, the challengers failed repeatedly, and fewer and fewer people came to propose marriage, or even none at all.

"The king advised the princess whether to reconsider the conditions, or she might never get married. But the princess disagreed, she said—"

A deep magnetic voice sounded: "I know he will come, I will wait for him."

Barrage: [Hahahahahahahahaha the princess's voice is so rough! 】

[But He Lang's voice is quite pleasant, ignore the words that he is a princess now hahahahaha! 】

The rabbi continued to read with trembling voice: "Finally one day, a little prince from a distant country came to the castle. He told the guards in front of the castle that he also came to marry the princess."

The screen of the live broadcast suddenly disappeared.

I saw that it was a little prince wearing gold silk soft armor, gold-plated riding boots, and a red cloak on the back, with a long sword pinned to his waist, and his expression was calm and indifferent.It was none other than Song Lin.

The rabbi turned into a voiceover: "The guard looked at the little prince and said, 'You go, you are shorter than the princess, and the white lion can swallow three of you in one bite.'

"The little prince said 'Please let me try!'

"But the guards still wouldn't let him in and wanted to persuade him to leave. They thought the little prince was so good-looking, so it would be a pity not to be injured or killed by the white lion."

Everything in the picture, the camera returned to the princess' room again.

This time it's not the back of the chair, but the side of the "princess".There are skirts, corsages, embroidered long sleeves, and long blonde hair.However, the camera panned up and stopped at the part stuck in the neck.

Barrage: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

[It's too sinister to stop at the chest!But the upper body design of this skirt is quite nice, the flowers are so beautifully embroidered. 】

[By the way, why does He Lang have breasts... stuffed into it?Not too young hahahaha! 】

The rabbi read: "The princess saw the little prince at the gate of the castle from the window of the room, and said—"

Deep male voice: "Let him in."

Then the "princess" touched the white lion's head: "Go and test his courage."

The white lion turned around and walked out of the camera.

The scene turned again, and the little prince Song Lin was standing in a place similar to the living room, and the white lion walked in slowly from the door next to it.Song Lin drew his sword and made a few gestures with the white lion.Then the white lion lay down beside him, looking lazily at Song Lin.

Barrage: [Can Lacey be more serious hahahaha! 】

[This acting skill is tenth level tenth level! 】

Another small...uh, long-haired white ball with a diameter of more than one meter jumped in from the door.

Barrage: [Little, little white rabbit...? 】

[Understood, the people in front couldn't hold the little white rabbit because it was too heavy hahahaha! 】

The fur ball bounced and bounced, and when it reached Song Lin's feet, it took the initiative to rub against his feet.Song Lin put away his sword and sat down on the ground.

The fur ball took the initiative to lie on his lap, and Song Lin rubbed it; the white lion stood up, approached Song Lin, and rubbed it too, Song Lin also rubbed it.

The big white ball stayed on Song Lin's lap for a while, then came down, and then said, "The little prince passed the test of the white lion and the white rabbit, and finally got the qualification to meet the princess face to face."

Song Lin walked towards the door where the two animals came out.

The camera goes to the princess's room again, but this time it's the back of the chair.Song Lin's figure soon appeared in the camera, standing two meters behind the chair, also a back view.

"Princess" said: "You are here."

Song Lin said, "I'm here."

"Princess" stood up, looking at her back, she was indeed taller than Song Lin.And although the princess dress has worked hard to trim the figure, but the waist, the back, the arms... it looks very good.

"Princess" turned around again, and the scene that tens of billions of viewers were looking forward to watching finally came.

Silver and white crown, long golden hair, pink fluffy princess dress.The hem of the princess dress is exquisite, it is all made of real yarn, no panniers are used, it is comfortable when standing and sitting, and the workmanship is extremely exquisite.But the crowd didn't pay attention to this for a while, because the face of the "princess" was... so wonderful.

The powder is applied evenly, the eyebrows are drawn and the eyes are painted, and the most eye-catching thing is the pair of red lips.

The screen was clean for a while, and then a barrage slowly drifted across.

[No. 1 lipstick!Definitely number 1! 】