The Universe's First Hide and Seek

Song Lin thought it was an animal on the tree trying to attack, but when he cut it off and saw it was just a fruit, he immediately understood that they were just playing.

But he also saw clearly that the group on the tree should be monkey-like creatures.Even if these animals don't intend to attack, they can just play. Have you ever seen how many high-intelligence animals love to die and molested ferocious beasts on the Internet?Fortunately, these monkeys were just passing by, and they just flirted with each other, and they left without He Lang and Song Lin taking care of them.

He Lang helped Song Lin wipe the knife, and winked at Song Lin: "Thank you for saving me."

"It's just a fruit cut. I misjudged it." Song Lin felt that he was going to go back to his old ways again, so he couldn't help saying, "Restrain yourself."

"I'm restrained enough, don't you know what I really want to do?" He Lang put the clean knife back into the scabbard for him, and said with a low smile, "Okay, let's go."

Barrage: [Hey, I saw He Lang go back with a knife and took the opportunity to touch Song Lin's waist!The dog is blind! 】

【What do you really want to do?Do it? 】

[Why don't I continue when I go to He Lang?Do I lack this live streaming traffic?I can watch the live broadcast with the panoramic projection OK! 】

[Then the channel will be blocked, okay, sisters, calm down!Please click into my homepage to see my updated He Song colleagues...]

However, more people were still discussing the process of Song Lin jumping up, drawing his sword, cutting fruit, and then falling back to the ground in a smooth manner.Neither He Lang nor Song Lin took this matter to heart, but the netizens were shocked.Everyone—including Song Lin's original fans—before thought that this expedition was a typical variety show model of "the big guy brings the rookie, and the rookie gets embarrassed".I didn't expect it to be a "big guy dating a big guy, strolling in the courtyard" mode.

Even after reaching the river, Song Lin looked at the sparkling water and commented, "Is this a picnic or an adventure?"

After He Lang confirmed that there was no danger on the river beach, he was picking up branches not far away, and said happily, "It's like a picnic."

"I think so, and I didn't see any danger..." Song Lin walked over and picked up a relatively long branch that was three fingers wide, "Cut it off?"

He Lang was helpless: "I brought a spring steel fork..."

"I know I have brought them, but I think it's too lenient to just not allow the use of electrified things. Folding tents, folding water bottles, folding knives, spring steel forks..." Song Lin sneered, and searched casually with a branch Sitting down on a rock by the river, he took out the knife and began to sharpen it, "I saw you going down the crater anyway, so this time you will take a walk by the river?"

He Lang said helplessly: "Walking up the river, there is a mountain. We will reach there tonight and rest at a higher place."

"Oh, climbing a mountain is more and more like a picnic and camping." Song Lin finished trimming the branches, tied a rope at the end, and walked to the river to have a look, "Why don't you find something to bet on?"

"What are you gambling?"

"Are the ingredients poisonous?" Song Lin said, "Anyway, you brought something for drug testing, so let's see who can find more types of non-toxic ingredients?"

He Lang raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure? You have less experience here than me..." The so-called "here" refers to this world.

"Sure." As soon as Song Lin finished speaking, the branch in his hand suddenly plunged into the water!With a sound of "Shua!", the branch was lifted up again, and a [-]-centimeter-long fish was inserted into the tip.

"I guess this is not poisonous, let's test it."

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A good adventure show, on the first day of its broadcast, it became a "live gambling broadcast".

It's almost the same as "sexy dealer, deal cards online".

Oh, and this gambling show also comes with a dating episode, which is really versatile.Even if it was just that He Lang turned around and reached out to pull Song Lin, and Song Lin climbed up by himself, He Lang smiled helplessly. Netizens who watched the live broadcast with a magnifying glass saw the clues.

[Official forced to die together... I now believe that Lang is dating at public expense. 】

[Actually, there is still danger. Didn’t they come across a snake when they were passing through the bushes? 】

【You mean the snake that was pierced by Song Lin's butterfly knife, and Song Lin said it was "poisonous"? 】

[Actually, it is very dangerous to go behind the waterfall, it is very slippery there, and if you are not careful, you will fall headfirst...]

[Sisters are talking about He Lang going to pick a handful of flowers for Song Lin, and also adding a non-toxic ingredient for himself? 】

[Summary, ordinary people are in danger, big guys go on a date and take a walk! 】

As night fell, He Lang picked a flat and relatively high place to light a fire, while Song Lin poured water beside him.

The young man first poured the drinking water left by the two of them into a jug for later use, and then picked up another filter jug.This is a mountain spring taken from the foot of the mountain. After taking it, He Lang kept carrying it on his back, filtering it while walking.Now that the filtration is over, Song Lin divides some of the wild vegetables picked on the road - non-toxic, He Lang's bonus item - the other part is poured into a pot and boiled, and then poured into the pot for two people to drink water inside.

After the pot was emptied, He Lang put it on the fire again, pulled out the cooking oil, and fried the fish.The fish was forked by the river before, butchered on the spot, and the internal organs were marinated with salt, ginger and wine first, and now it finally came in handy.Heat the pan with cold oil, add some ginger and garlic, and put the fish cut into four pieces into the pan, and the oil will start to sting.

The live broadcast is with the smell simulation turned on, and the netizens are about to die: [It smells so good!This is already delicious! 】

[The smell of oily smoke is too strong, I'm going to turn off the smell simulation function, it smells unhealthy...]

[Donkey friends who claim to be adventurous but bring electric stoves and boast primitive cooking methods shut up, are you as good as taking a chef robot on an outing? 】

[That’s right, the combination of fire and oil is the most exciting! ! ! 】

[The oil in the wok is burning!It's dangerous! 】

"What skills are you showing off?" Song Lin came over and covered the pot, and the fire in the pot went out.The young man poured the cold water he had spared into the pot again, splashed it, covered the fish pieces, and then closed the lid again.

"Check the time." The young man handed the unused water to He Lang, "Drink some water."

He Lang drank the water and said, "The temperature has dropped, put on your thick coat."

"Not yet by the fire, later." Song Lin asked, "Is the water cold? Can I warm it up for you?"

He Lang smiled and said, "Are you asking me to drink more hot water?"

Song Lin glanced at him, got up and said, "I'll make it easier."

He Lang: "Go early and return early."

Song Lin came back after solving the problem, and He Lang set up the dew collector again.Even if it is non-electric, dew collectors these days are already very light. When opened, it is a whole piece of multi-layer net made of extremely fine metal wires. Not to mention forests, they can easily collect water by virtue of temperature differences.It has a built-in filter function at the bottom, just buckle the water bottle at the end, and you can just put it away when you wake up tomorrow morning.

Song Lin stood and observed for a while, and said, "It really is a picnic..."

He Lang knew what he meant, and remembered his thoughts when he saw the equipment when he first came to this world, and then sighed: "Isn't that true? In the past, it was just a piece of plastic sheet that collected dew..."

The barrage was at a loss: [Plastic? ? ?What the hell? 】

[A synthetic material that has been eliminated, it was not allowed to be produced hundreds of years ago because of too much pollution. It should still be found in the ancient earth now, and it is difficult to degrade. 】

[How can I talk about such an ancient thing? It feels like it was worn by an ancient person, laughing to death! 】

[Fucking fish soup is boiling!It smells so good! ! ! 】

"It smells so good, it's done." He Lang watched 10 minutes pass, opened the lid, and saw the milky white fish soup.Sprinkle some more salt, taste it, and think it's okay, so I put two bowls out, and add a piece of fish for each person.

Song Lin threw the wild vegetables into the pot and cooked them together, then picked up the bowl and drank the soup and tasted the fish.

Then the young man commented: "This fish is still a bit fishy."

"Well, we should add some wine when frying. But we brought a bottle of edible wine, let's save a little at first." He Lang replied, skewered the remaining two fish, and directed Song Lin Lower the pot and start grilling the fish yourself.

There are also a lot of seasonings for the grilled fish, one kind will be sprinkled every now and then, and if you have time, you will drink fish soup and eat fish meat, and Song Lin will feed it when you don't have time.He Lang divided the audience into several groups, one group shouted "Oh, so delicious, has this become a gourmet show!" Another group started to leave a message on the live channel and beg for recipes.

Of course, some people think that this is not an adventure, and commented and criticized: [I ordered this season of the program to watch adventures, not to watch two people date!Is this too watery?Is He Lang a love brain? 】

[I want to get a refund +1, I'm here to watch the thrills, not to watch two people cook.If you want to watch couples cook, is there any other show you can watch? 】

[I also applied for a refund, I am so disappointed, I have lost fans of He Lang...]

There are a lot of people clamoring for a refund, and the official has not responded to it no matter whether they actually refund it or not.Some fans replied: [Hey, haven't you noticed, the title of this season is "Planet Traveler", and the introduction didn't mention the word "dangerous", it feels like the style has changed...]

[I checked the official account of the country that governs this planet. Recently, it is vigorously developing tourism, so it should be tourism cooperation? 】

[For outdoor travel and dating, this level is just right.And I think it's quite beautiful, the scenery is good, He Lang was speechless by Song Lin all day long, laughing to death! 】

[No, what makes you feel that this place is not dangerous at all?Is it Song Lin's fruit ninja skills, or He Lang's super rock climbing ability? 】

[Finally someone got to the point. It's not that they're not dangerous, it's that Song Lin didn't hold back at all and also helped a lot, so they seem to be very leisurely.If it were someone else, they would be stunned just by being smashed by a monkey...]

There are a lot of noisy people, and there are also a lot of people clamoring for a refund.But the number of online viewers is steadily increasing. Obviously, there are many more people who come in than quit.

[Ah, ah, it is said that I am in a relationship!Can't wait for the post-cut version, I'm going to watch the live! 】

[Move the fire!Moved the tent to the geothermal heat!Wait there's only one tent?sleep together?Is it what I think it is? ? ? 】

【Song Lin has entered the tent!Ahhhh, the camera quickly follows in!Hurry up! 】

However, He Lang stood in front of his camera and smiled at the camera: "Good night everyone, see you tomorrow."

As soon as the screen went black, today's live broadcast was over.