The Universe's First Hide and Seek
Chapter 183
Ling Xiao went to Ling Yi's house again, and was forced to drink several bowls of broth boiled slowly over a low heat. Mrs. Ling also asked the two children to take away the remaining pots.
It's a good name, it's shocking.
Ling Xiao is very helpless, Xu Xingyan's matter is purely part of the protagonist's storyline, and he is a supporting role with little scene, and the Ling family is too exciting.The trouble is, he still can't tell Ling's parents that he actually controls the other party's spaceship, and there is no danger at all.He had no choice but to accept the kindness of the elders of the Ling family, saying that he must pay attention next time.
Admiral Ling said again, "You can't pay attention to this by yourself", then turned around and told Ling Yi, "Give Ling Xiao more things for self-defense".
Ling Yi agreed.As for whether to give it or not, and what to give it, it is not necessary for the father and two who are from the military department to make a careful decision.
Just after eating, Mrs. Ling was still pushing Ling Xiao to eat fruit, when Ling Yixue's communication suddenly reached Ling Yi.Ling Yi sat down beside Ling Xiao, and clicked on the communication: "What's the matter?"
Interstellar actress Ling Yixue's face was projected in mid-air: "Brother, are you off work? Where's Ling Xiao?"
Ling Yi stretched out his arms to hug Ling Xiao, and let Ling Xiao directly into the camera.Ling Xiao had just stuffed a piece of orange into his mouth, when Ling Yi hugged him so suddenly, his whole body fell on Ling Yi, almost vomited out the fruit.
"Tsk!" Ling Xiao quickly stuffed the fruit back into his mouth, and glared at him, "What are you doing!"
"Ling Shuang is looking for you." Ling Yi wiped his mouth for him, and pointed to the camera, "This way."
Ling Yixue looked at the background and suddenly realized something: "Are you going home for dinner today?"
Ling Yi responded.
"It's rare that you guys actually went home for dinner." Ling Yixue said, "I thought that with your personality, it would be good to come back once every two months."
Ling Yidao: "Something happened to Xiaoxiao today, Dad asked to bring him back to eat some good food."
Ling Xiao was helpless: "Why are you talking about this?"
Ling Yixue was curious: "What happened? Dad already knows? I used to fight at school and he didn't care. What could make him ask to take Ling Xiao home for dinner?"
Ling Yi gave a simple description: "He went out with his friends, and on the way he met someone who attacked his friend, and he was implicated."
"... Huh?" Ling Yixue was shocked, "What kind of stupid thing, I didn't know who Ling Xiao was before the attack? But if the communicator shines on the face, you can find news about Ling Xiao!"
"That group attacked the military adviser, but they didn't know that Ling Xiao's friend was already a military adviser." Ling Yi said, "And they were tracking the spaceship, and they didn't know who the other person on board was."
"...It's rare to see death like this in a millennium." Ling Yixue raised her eyebrows, "Is Ling Xiao okay? Did you get hurt?"
Ling Xiao replied casually: "It's okay, Ling Yi has come to save me."
He couldn't tell what he did, so he could only give Ling Yi the credit.Fortunately, the Ling family liked to hear this story, so Ling Xiao didn't have any pressure to lie.
When Ling Yixue heard it, she really laughed too: "Hey, my little brother has accomplished something."
Ling Yi didn't answer the question, but instead asked, "What was your original purpose for this communication?"
"Oh yes, I was so scared by you guys, I forgot to mention it." Ling Yixue said, "Xiaoxiao, you are so good at making this robot. Today, a little traffic flow came to talk to me. I was so angry. I had to want to swear. As a result, the robot ran to answer the call by itself. At first, Xiaohua thought it was going to chat, and said a few words to it with a smile. Then the robot suddenly started talking, and made up all the black material on Xiaohua's Internet. Spray her, 10 minutes without stop, and BGM, the scene is too exciting hahahaha!"
Ling Xiao said: "Only 10 minutes?"
"Hey, I set the closing statement, and the little flower's face turned blue, so I stopped the robot." Ling Yixue said, "Didn't you see that little flower was about to run away, and the robot followed her and said' Sister, let's chat for a while' while breaking the news, I just died laughing..."
Ling Xiao said: "Will it affect your work? You can lower its attack level."
"No. I said it is my electronic pet. I don't control what it thinks or says. Sometimes it makes fun of me when it complains." Ling Yixue said, "I have climbed to this position and I am still subject to these hype ghosts. Bird-like, I'm so annoying. It's good now, there is someone who scolds me instead, and I don't blame me for scolding anyone who is yin and yang again. Is it possible that adults are still angry with electronic pets?"
Mrs. Ling passed by, and interjected: "No wonder you are on the hot search again today, but it turned out that the robot made by Xiaoxiao took you to the hot search?"
"That's right, those marketing accounts said that I used the mouth of the electronic pet to scold Xiaohua. Just kidding, they were all talking about her black material, which was flying all over the Internet, and some of them were script hype." Ling Yixue sneered, "She won't go The news about the cancellation of the marketing account said that I was swearing, what kind of ability is it? The electronic pet didn’t swear, so I just made up jokes and talked about cross talk, everyone, listen to it, can you still sue me?”
Mrs. Ling said: "Some people guess that Xiaoxiao made it for you. Don't patronize and play, or you will hurt Xiaoxiao."
Ling Yixue said: "Understood, I will post another video later."
After finishing the business, Ling Ying said a few more gossips, and then hung up.That night, Ling Yixue sent a new status: [You all say that my electronic pet is loyal to the owner, let me show you when it rebelled. 】
Attached is a video. In the video, the metal ball followed an actress in a costume, running farther and farther away. Ling Yixue shouted from outside the screen: "Fat Chirp! Come back to me!"
"No! I want to play with my beautiful sister!" The metal ball chased people and lit up the lights, "Sister, I will play BGM for you! Make sure your life is a stage everywhere! What song do you like, sister?"
The actress couldn't be happier, she turned her head and said, "I'm going to film, you should go back to Sister Shuangshuang."
"Oh, sister, come on! I'll come find you later." The metal ball rolled back to Ling Yixue's feet.Ling Yixue kicked it: "Yesterday you praised me for being pretty, but today you ran away with other girls, are you a scumbag?"
"Because of the fairy, you brought me to heaven!" The heart flashed on the metal ball's head, "There are so many beautiful sisters here, is this the place where the fairy lives?"
Ling Yixue said: "Slick tongue, have you downloaded all the teaching materials?"
"No way!" The metal ball circled around, "I'm telling the truth!"
This is the end of the video.
Ling Yixue has great influence, not to mention fans and passers-by, but other artists have followed and reposted and commented a lot.Several of them are beautiful actresses, and they all shared their experience of being chased by this electronic ball: [Hahahaha, I was also chased by this Fat Jiu, if the spaceship had steps, it would have followed the spaceship, rainbow fart It's so much fun! 】
[When Sister Shuang came on stage, this Fat Jiu was chatting with me in the background, making me laugh out loud. 】
【Fat Jiu is really fun!There was a cross talk actor teasing it, and it could pick up the cliché, and it also had its own sound effects. We all said it should be in the comedy competition hahahaha! 】
Even another actress who was present in the video of Fei Jiu swearing at people forwarded it and said: [I just knew that Fei Jiu can also hate people. It seems to be able to perceive people's emotions, the kind that anyone can analyze.A field worker was tired and sat next to him, and he went to chat with him for a few minutes.Anyway, I also want this electronic pet. When I feel that I don’t want to talk, it can speak for me. The gospel of social phobia! 】
As soon as these retweeted comments came out, the voices criticizing Ling Yixue for "smearing people with electronic pets" lessened, and her fans and fans of other artists rushed forward: [Hahahaha, did you slap me in the face?Fei Jiu can perceive people's emotions, people who are yin and yang first, don't blame others for being yin and yang to you! 】
[Fat Jiujiu didn't curse anyone, he just made up a joke about all the information on the Internet, what is this? 】
[By the way, has no one noticed that Fei Jiu doesn't chase all the actresses?What is its good-looking standard? 】
[Ranking of the [-] most beautiful faces in Interstellar? 】
【No.There is a model who has never been ranked on the list of good-looking faces, and she also posted statuses saying that Fei Jiu praised her for her aura, and her charm when she was confident. 】
[Fat Jiu's aesthetic seems to be similar to mine!Looking forward to Feijiu's [-] favorite faces! 】
【Hahaha, it's quite interesting, anyway, people who don't deal with Ling Yixue will definitely not be able to get in, and Fei Jiu is loyal to protect the lord. 】
[Speaking of which, this Fat Jiu is so humane, how intelligent is he?If it is very high, it is only used as an electronic pet, which feels like a waste? 】
[Have you all forgotten, Ling Yixue’s younger brother is Lieutenant General Ling, and Lieutenant General Ling is chasing Ling Xiao...]
[Hey, Ling Xiao's smart room is really amazing!Moreover, he is really good at intelligent design that accurately scans brain waves, and it is really a professional counterpart for an intelligence like Feijiu...]
The crowd discussed and discussed in this way, and then ran to Ling Xiao's homepage to leave messages, asking if Fei Jiu was his latest work.
There are also some companies that directly message him whether they support mass production and whether they have ideas for cooperation, including the company that organized the competition before.
Ling Xiao thought about it, first changed the background picture on his homepage, and hung the newly designed studio logo on it.
Then... posted a video of a "quarrel" between snail powder and another metal ball.
This metal ball looks a bit like Ling Yixue's Feijiu, but part of it is a transparent shell, and some parts inside can be seen.It rolled around at home, and kept arguing with snail noodles. Wherever it rolled, the sound of snail noodles would sound.
The core of the quarrel was that the metal ball rolled outside, and when it came back, it was covered with dust and stained the floor.The snail powder asked it to wash it, but the metal ball said that he had wiped the blanket at the door and didn't want to get wet.And there is no robot at home to help it bathe, and it is afraid of being soaked in water and short-circuiting.
For a video of more than one minute, the shot should be fixed in the corridor.I just watched the metal ball roll back and forth, and the sound of snail noodles went from far to near and then from near to far.Obviously there is not a single person, but it just feels very lively.
Netizens laughed like crazy, because these two smart bickers are too slippery, and they feel that they can't lose if they go out and quarrel with the aunt.And the master control intelligence at home - netizens don't know that it is a snail powder, they only know that it is a intelligence - chasing a ball and calling it to take a bath, I feel like I was caught by my mother to take a bath when I was a child and didn't like to take a bath/eat / It's almost time to eat.
Many people left messages under the video, asking how Ling Xiao adjusted the struggle in the end.
In the end, Ling Yi reposted Ling Xiao's status, and answered the netizens' questions by the way.
[I bought a robot that can wash balls, once and for all. 】
Netizens were "ohhhhhhh" at first, and then suddenly came back to it.
[Wait, are Lieutenant General Ling and Ling Xiao living together? ! ? ! ? ! 】
It's a good name, it's shocking.
Ling Xiao is very helpless, Xu Xingyan's matter is purely part of the protagonist's storyline, and he is a supporting role with little scene, and the Ling family is too exciting.The trouble is, he still can't tell Ling's parents that he actually controls the other party's spaceship, and there is no danger at all.He had no choice but to accept the kindness of the elders of the Ling family, saying that he must pay attention next time.
Admiral Ling said again, "You can't pay attention to this by yourself", then turned around and told Ling Yi, "Give Ling Xiao more things for self-defense".
Ling Yi agreed.As for whether to give it or not, and what to give it, it is not necessary for the father and two who are from the military department to make a careful decision.
Just after eating, Mrs. Ling was still pushing Ling Xiao to eat fruit, when Ling Yixue's communication suddenly reached Ling Yi.Ling Yi sat down beside Ling Xiao, and clicked on the communication: "What's the matter?"
Interstellar actress Ling Yixue's face was projected in mid-air: "Brother, are you off work? Where's Ling Xiao?"
Ling Yi stretched out his arms to hug Ling Xiao, and let Ling Xiao directly into the camera.Ling Xiao had just stuffed a piece of orange into his mouth, when Ling Yi hugged him so suddenly, his whole body fell on Ling Yi, almost vomited out the fruit.
"Tsk!" Ling Xiao quickly stuffed the fruit back into his mouth, and glared at him, "What are you doing!"
"Ling Shuang is looking for you." Ling Yi wiped his mouth for him, and pointed to the camera, "This way."
Ling Yixue looked at the background and suddenly realized something: "Are you going home for dinner today?"
Ling Yi responded.
"It's rare that you guys actually went home for dinner." Ling Yixue said, "I thought that with your personality, it would be good to come back once every two months."
Ling Yidao: "Something happened to Xiaoxiao today, Dad asked to bring him back to eat some good food."
Ling Xiao was helpless: "Why are you talking about this?"
Ling Yixue was curious: "What happened? Dad already knows? I used to fight at school and he didn't care. What could make him ask to take Ling Xiao home for dinner?"
Ling Yi gave a simple description: "He went out with his friends, and on the way he met someone who attacked his friend, and he was implicated."
"... Huh?" Ling Yixue was shocked, "What kind of stupid thing, I didn't know who Ling Xiao was before the attack? But if the communicator shines on the face, you can find news about Ling Xiao!"
"That group attacked the military adviser, but they didn't know that Ling Xiao's friend was already a military adviser." Ling Yi said, "And they were tracking the spaceship, and they didn't know who the other person on board was."
"...It's rare to see death like this in a millennium." Ling Yixue raised her eyebrows, "Is Ling Xiao okay? Did you get hurt?"
Ling Xiao replied casually: "It's okay, Ling Yi has come to save me."
He couldn't tell what he did, so he could only give Ling Yi the credit.Fortunately, the Ling family liked to hear this story, so Ling Xiao didn't have any pressure to lie.
When Ling Yixue heard it, she really laughed too: "Hey, my little brother has accomplished something."
Ling Yi didn't answer the question, but instead asked, "What was your original purpose for this communication?"
"Oh yes, I was so scared by you guys, I forgot to mention it." Ling Yixue said, "Xiaoxiao, you are so good at making this robot. Today, a little traffic flow came to talk to me. I was so angry. I had to want to swear. As a result, the robot ran to answer the call by itself. At first, Xiaohua thought it was going to chat, and said a few words to it with a smile. Then the robot suddenly started talking, and made up all the black material on Xiaohua's Internet. Spray her, 10 minutes without stop, and BGM, the scene is too exciting hahahaha!"
Ling Xiao said: "Only 10 minutes?"
"Hey, I set the closing statement, and the little flower's face turned blue, so I stopped the robot." Ling Yixue said, "Didn't you see that little flower was about to run away, and the robot followed her and said' Sister, let's chat for a while' while breaking the news, I just died laughing..."
Ling Xiao said: "Will it affect your work? You can lower its attack level."
"No. I said it is my electronic pet. I don't control what it thinks or says. Sometimes it makes fun of me when it complains." Ling Yixue said, "I have climbed to this position and I am still subject to these hype ghosts. Bird-like, I'm so annoying. It's good now, there is someone who scolds me instead, and I don't blame me for scolding anyone who is yin and yang again. Is it possible that adults are still angry with electronic pets?"
Mrs. Ling passed by, and interjected: "No wonder you are on the hot search again today, but it turned out that the robot made by Xiaoxiao took you to the hot search?"
"That's right, those marketing accounts said that I used the mouth of the electronic pet to scold Xiaohua. Just kidding, they were all talking about her black material, which was flying all over the Internet, and some of them were script hype." Ling Yixue sneered, "She won't go The news about the cancellation of the marketing account said that I was swearing, what kind of ability is it? The electronic pet didn’t swear, so I just made up jokes and talked about cross talk, everyone, listen to it, can you still sue me?”
Mrs. Ling said: "Some people guess that Xiaoxiao made it for you. Don't patronize and play, or you will hurt Xiaoxiao."
Ling Yixue said: "Understood, I will post another video later."
After finishing the business, Ling Ying said a few more gossips, and then hung up.That night, Ling Yixue sent a new status: [You all say that my electronic pet is loyal to the owner, let me show you when it rebelled. 】
Attached is a video. In the video, the metal ball followed an actress in a costume, running farther and farther away. Ling Yixue shouted from outside the screen: "Fat Chirp! Come back to me!"
"No! I want to play with my beautiful sister!" The metal ball chased people and lit up the lights, "Sister, I will play BGM for you! Make sure your life is a stage everywhere! What song do you like, sister?"
The actress couldn't be happier, she turned her head and said, "I'm going to film, you should go back to Sister Shuangshuang."
"Oh, sister, come on! I'll come find you later." The metal ball rolled back to Ling Yixue's feet.Ling Yixue kicked it: "Yesterday you praised me for being pretty, but today you ran away with other girls, are you a scumbag?"
"Because of the fairy, you brought me to heaven!" The heart flashed on the metal ball's head, "There are so many beautiful sisters here, is this the place where the fairy lives?"
Ling Yixue said: "Slick tongue, have you downloaded all the teaching materials?"
"No way!" The metal ball circled around, "I'm telling the truth!"
This is the end of the video.
Ling Yixue has great influence, not to mention fans and passers-by, but other artists have followed and reposted and commented a lot.Several of them are beautiful actresses, and they all shared their experience of being chased by this electronic ball: [Hahahaha, I was also chased by this Fat Jiu, if the spaceship had steps, it would have followed the spaceship, rainbow fart It's so much fun! 】
[When Sister Shuang came on stage, this Fat Jiu was chatting with me in the background, making me laugh out loud. 】
【Fat Jiu is really fun!There was a cross talk actor teasing it, and it could pick up the cliché, and it also had its own sound effects. We all said it should be in the comedy competition hahahaha! 】
Even another actress who was present in the video of Fei Jiu swearing at people forwarded it and said: [I just knew that Fei Jiu can also hate people. It seems to be able to perceive people's emotions, the kind that anyone can analyze.A field worker was tired and sat next to him, and he went to chat with him for a few minutes.Anyway, I also want this electronic pet. When I feel that I don’t want to talk, it can speak for me. The gospel of social phobia! 】
As soon as these retweeted comments came out, the voices criticizing Ling Yixue for "smearing people with electronic pets" lessened, and her fans and fans of other artists rushed forward: [Hahahaha, did you slap me in the face?Fei Jiu can perceive people's emotions, people who are yin and yang first, don't blame others for being yin and yang to you! 】
[Fat Jiujiu didn't curse anyone, he just made up a joke about all the information on the Internet, what is this? 】
[By the way, has no one noticed that Fei Jiu doesn't chase all the actresses?What is its good-looking standard? 】
[Ranking of the [-] most beautiful faces in Interstellar? 】
【No.There is a model who has never been ranked on the list of good-looking faces, and she also posted statuses saying that Fei Jiu praised her for her aura, and her charm when she was confident. 】
[Fat Jiu's aesthetic seems to be similar to mine!Looking forward to Feijiu's [-] favorite faces! 】
【Hahaha, it's quite interesting, anyway, people who don't deal with Ling Yixue will definitely not be able to get in, and Fei Jiu is loyal to protect the lord. 】
[Speaking of which, this Fat Jiu is so humane, how intelligent is he?If it is very high, it is only used as an electronic pet, which feels like a waste? 】
[Have you all forgotten, Ling Yixue’s younger brother is Lieutenant General Ling, and Lieutenant General Ling is chasing Ling Xiao...]
[Hey, Ling Xiao's smart room is really amazing!Moreover, he is really good at intelligent design that accurately scans brain waves, and it is really a professional counterpart for an intelligence like Feijiu...]
The crowd discussed and discussed in this way, and then ran to Ling Xiao's homepage to leave messages, asking if Fei Jiu was his latest work.
There are also some companies that directly message him whether they support mass production and whether they have ideas for cooperation, including the company that organized the competition before.
Ling Xiao thought about it, first changed the background picture on his homepage, and hung the newly designed studio logo on it.
Then... posted a video of a "quarrel" between snail powder and another metal ball.
This metal ball looks a bit like Ling Yixue's Feijiu, but part of it is a transparent shell, and some parts inside can be seen.It rolled around at home, and kept arguing with snail noodles. Wherever it rolled, the sound of snail noodles would sound.
The core of the quarrel was that the metal ball rolled outside, and when it came back, it was covered with dust and stained the floor.The snail powder asked it to wash it, but the metal ball said that he had wiped the blanket at the door and didn't want to get wet.And there is no robot at home to help it bathe, and it is afraid of being soaked in water and short-circuiting.
For a video of more than one minute, the shot should be fixed in the corridor.I just watched the metal ball roll back and forth, and the sound of snail noodles went from far to near and then from near to far.Obviously there is not a single person, but it just feels very lively.
Netizens laughed like crazy, because these two smart bickers are too slippery, and they feel that they can't lose if they go out and quarrel with the aunt.And the master control intelligence at home - netizens don't know that it is a snail powder, they only know that it is a intelligence - chasing a ball and calling it to take a bath, I feel like I was caught by my mother to take a bath when I was a child and didn't like to take a bath/eat / It's almost time to eat.
Many people left messages under the video, asking how Ling Xiao adjusted the struggle in the end.
In the end, Ling Yi reposted Ling Xiao's status, and answered the netizens' questions by the way.
[I bought a robot that can wash balls, once and for all. 】
Netizens were "ohhhhhhh" at first, and then suddenly came back to it.
[Wait, are Lieutenant General Ling and Ling Xiao living together? ! ? ! ? ! 】
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