The Universe's First Hide and Seek

Anyone with a brain will understand that "try and die" when they receive "try it" from the military.

It's a pity that the brain is a good thing, not everyone can have it.

On the forum where "Excellent Snail Fan" became popular, there was a post revealing a shocking melon.

This was posted by a newly registered account, because I didn't do the complicated intelligence knowledge level test, so I can only post in the newcomer area.Even so, the post quickly gained widespread attention.

The person who posted this post claimed to be the college student who was considered "excellent snail powder".

He didn't use the ID of "Zhezan Snail Fan", and the first sentence of the post was: [I am the "Jeezan Snail Fan" you think, but in fact I am not. 】

Next, the young man detailed everything that happened to him in the post.In addition to blurring the military department into "a certain department", he also basically concealed the content of the conversation between the military department and him, and basically said everything else.He described in detail why he was mistaken for "Jiaezan Snail Fan", also talked about his experience at school, and finally talked about his recent difficulties.

To be honest, with this level of rich content, if you change to a marketing account with a little bit of ability, you can create a fascinating 10+ traffic article.And after arrangement and tailoring, it can also arouse people's sympathy for this young man and support him to get out of the current predicament.However, the young man sent it out just like that.

Even though he tried hard to write about his weaknesses, he was facing a group with a relatively high average IQ and EQ.

As soon as this post came out, the comment area immediately exploded.

[What the hell is this?So that college student isn't "Superb Snail Noodles"? ? ?Then his classmate broke the news in this forum for so long, and the co-author is not the god we worship at all? 】

[I don’t know if it’s a snail fan, but I dare to insinuate the military, Keke (this month’s urgent list is available)

[If what this post says is true, then who is Juezan snail powder?Where did you go? 】

[It is reasonable to suspect that the military department is looking for this poster because of Juezan snail fans, because the poster said that the time when the military department was looking for him happened to be the time when Juezan snail fans began to disappear. 】

[But this host is obviously not a fan of snail powder, what a fart he admits? 】

[Vanity chant hahaha! 】

[He also had the nerve to say that his classmates accused him of spending money and caused him to be in debt, but he denied that he was not a master. 】

[Ten thousand steps back, even if he is a great god, he can still refuse other people's fire. 】

[He still dares to post this matter now, what is he trying to figure out? ? ? 】

[Maybe I think everyone will support him, you see he is going to be sued and wronged now. 】

[Look for a lawyer if you feel wronged, why send it out?I'm afraid it's not that I haven't been beaten by society. 】

[Fuck, I have discussed the campus life of the Great God so many times in the forum, it's all fake, I can't swallow this breath without cyberbullying him! 】

"This kid is too bold."

Xu Xingyan flicked his communicator, and asked Ling Xiao who was next to him to watch it together: "I often go to this forum, and I want to ask for advice from 'Jiaezan Snail Fan', after all, he is really good. What about this kid? Can he pretend to be someone else so brazenly? And because of this incident, he has a huge debt, didn't he think about the situation today?"

"If he had thought about it, he wouldn't be where he is today." Ling Xiao said lightly, "And he is already an adult, not a few years younger than you, and he is not considered a child anymore."

"That's younger than me. But you are about his age, but you are much more talented and sincere than him... Tsk, why should I compare him with you, you are not at the same level." Xu Xingyan said, "Choose well." Do you want a gift?"

"...I really don't lack anything." Speaking of this, Ling Xiao was very helpless.Xu Xingyan asked him out yesterday, saying that it would be inconvenient to meet him today if he had nothing to do.Seeing his hesitant expression, Ling Xiao thought he had something to say, so he agreed.As a result, he went out and boarded Xu Xingyan's spaceship, and was taken to the largest physical shopping mall on this planet not long after.

Xu Xingyan said that he would give him a housewarming and a wedding gift.

Ling Xiao felt that Xu Xingyan really put his emotions on him, and wanted to help him, but Ling Yi appeared first again, making him unable to use his strength.After much deliberation, I had to spend money on gifts.

Not allowed to buy cheap ones.Ling Xiao said before that he could buy two ice creams, but Xu Xingyan still disagreed.

As a result, the two walked around the shopping mall, and Ling Xiao said that he was not interested in everything he saw.In the end, Xu Xingyan made the final decision and bought him an exquisite communicator watch case.

This thing is said to be cheap and cheap, and it is really expensive to say that there is no limit.Xu Xingyan didn't ask too much, he bought a watch worth hundreds of thousands and hundreds of thousands, and ordered Ling Xiao a handmade watch worth close to [-] yuan.

The typical back-to-back retro design looks simple and steady, and it doesn't match Ling Xiao's appearance and age at all, but Xu Xingyan thinks it matches Ling Xiao's personality very well.

Ling Xiao had no choice but to let him go.Fortunately, after buying the watch, Xu Xingyan stopped dragging him to the mall, and the two boarded the spaceship and left hand in hand.

Oh, by the way, Xu Xingyan rented this spaceship.Originally, he also said that Ling Xiao would accompany him to see the new spacecraft today, and he was going to officially buy one of his own.But Ling Xiao was afraid that he would buy one for himself when he arrived at the scene, so he didn't say anything, so Xu Xingyan had no choice but to give up.

On the spaceship, the two chatted again about the college student's self-destruction on the forum.

"The post has been deleted now, probably by the administrator." Xu Xingyan turned on the automatic driving, so he can still chat with Ling Xiao leisurely, "However, many people have posted screenshots on Xingwang.com, and some people have found this For the account of a college student, go directly to the account and scold him."

Ling Xiao spoke up: "Internet violence?"

"Probably." Xu Xingyan said, "But this is much easier than when you were scolded by Lieutenant General Ling's fanatical fans before. He should be punished for making such a big mistake."

Ling Xiao said: "He hinted at the actions of the military department, and he may receive more unknown punishments."

"It will definitely." Xu Xingyan said, "If he didn't post this post, what he lost might be his parents' house. Now that he posted these, it will all be exposed... He will pay for what he did."

Ling Xiao said: "It cannot be said that this move is definitely wrong, but his level is not enough to play this move well."

Xu Xingyan sneered: "What IQ does a person pretending to be a great god have?"

"It sounds like you're complaining about this 'excellent snail powder'." Ling Xiao said, "Do you like him so much?"

Xu Xingyan looked at him in surprise: "Don't you know who 'Jiaozan Snail Powder' is?"

Ling Xiao didn't ask if he knew, but asked instead: "You know?"

"I don't know who he is, but I know that the military department has indeed contacted him." Xu Xingyan said, "One of the comments just now may be right--'Jianzan snail powder' does not speak on the forum, maybe It's because of the military."

Ling Xiao asked again: "How do you know?"

Xu Xingyan thought for a while, and said: "Anyway, you are already the technical advisor of the No.12 Corps, and you are also Ling Yi's partner and General Ling's son-in-law. Maybe I can tell you a little bit. However, you must keep it secret. , don’t tell what I told you.”

Ling Xiao said: "It involves the secrets of the military department? Then I won't ask."

"Okay, then I won't go into details, just give you a hint." Xu Xingyan said, "Actually... I've seen 'snail powder'."

"...Huh?" Ling Xiao blinked, "'Snail noodles'?"

Fortunately, his intelligence level is high enough, otherwise he would have been called out at once.

"Haven't you been on this forum?" Xu Xingyan said, "The intelligence of 'Jiaozan snail powder' is called 'snail powder'. I mentioned it in the bald brother's live broadcast."

"Oh... so?" Ling Xiao said, "You met, then?"

Xu Xingyan said: "Then, just guess where I met you."

"..." Ling Xiao was silent for a few seconds, and asked, "Have you come into contact with so many military secrets now? I thought your consultant level was about the same as mine."

"I just signed the contract with the military department, not a certain legion." Xu Xingyan said, "If it weren't for Ling Yi, maybe you could be like me."

"Forget it." Ling Xiao said, "I don't want to know so many secrets yet."

Xu Xingyan smiled when he heard the words: "You're right. You know too much, just in case..."

"Warning, the spaceship behind is too close!"

A voice suddenly sounded in the cabin. This is the alarm sound from the spacecraft's intelligence: "A warning signal has been sent to the rear spacecraft. Please sit down and fasten your seat belts to avoid accidents."

"What's going on?" Xu Xingyan frowned, and used his communicator to turn on the external monitoring connected to the spacecraft.In an instant, the real-time images of six cameras, front, back, left, right, up, down, appeared in front of the two of them.

"No, it's not one." Ling Xiao is quite keen on this kind of thing, and he saw the clues at once, "There is a spaceship on the left, right and above that looks very similar to the one following behind, and it should be of the same style. "

"Being followed...!" Xu Xingyan squinted his eyes, "Tsk, did the news about my access to military secrets leak out so quickly? Maybe I should change my destination to the military and see if they still dare to follow."

Ling Xiao carefully looked at the appearance of the four spaceships, and raised his eyebrows: "A good news, a bad news, which one to talk about first?"

"What time is it and you're still in the mood to joke around!" Xu Xingyan paused, and then said, "Then let's tell the good news first."

"The good news is, they're probably not here to follow."

"Huh? What about the bad news?"

"The bad news is that they may do something." Ling Xiao pointed to the projection, "Look, they are all approaching, and the ship behind has broken into the safe distance for more than 1 minute. If I guess correctly, this may be a kind of warning."

Xu Xingyan was taken aback: "What warning?"

"If you are asked to do something, you'd better do it, or you will be attacked." Ling Xiao narrowed his eyes, "The visitor is not kind."

"Do you want to tell me?" Xu Xingyan replied angrily, and then said, "I have already reported to the military department, and the video of these spaceships has also been sent, you..."

"Call Ling Yi."

Ling Xiao asked Zhizhi to dial Ling Yi, and Ling Yi answered quickly: "What's the matter?"

"There are four spaceships following me and Xu Xingyan, and they may attack." Ling Xiao said the content was scary, but his tone was calm, "We are on the main road, and if we move, it will affect other spaceships, so we have to get away. You Bring someone to meet me."

Ling Yi's eyes sharpened: "I'll be right there, you pay attention to safety!"

"Don't worry. I saw their spaceship, and it won't turn over the sky." Ling Xiao smiled reassuringly, "And let the traffic police team be careful, don't rush into the combat circle recklessly."

Ling Yi felt helpless: "Don't be playful! You..."

"I'll talk nonsense until we meet, bye." Ling Xiao turned off the communication, then stood up.

"What are you going to do?" Xu Xingyan frowned, "This spaceship is the intelligence of the leasing company, and it will not be allowed to leave the main road at this time. Moreover, there are many spaceships on the main road, maybe these people will be more scruples and will not rush to do it."

"Once you do it, there will be a series of car accidents here." Ling Xiao said, "Snail noodles."

A gentle female voice suddenly sounded: "I am here."

Xu Xingyan: "...Wait, snail noodles?!"

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