The Universe's First Hide and Seek

"Bald" originally thought that after experiencing it, he would directly format this optimized and upgraded "Little Shithole Butler".Just in case this overly advanced intelligent system opens the back door to that "Jia Zan snail fan" and steals his private information.

However, after playing for two days, I can only say that it is really fragrant.

Needless to say whether it is fun or not, the quality of life of the "bald man" has skyrocketed, because this upgraded "little cesspit butler" has the function of automatically optimizing other subsystems!As long as the "bald man" chooses "agree", the subsystem will be optimized immediately, and it will have exactly the same function as the latest version advertised on Starnet.

"Little cesspit butler" has also reprogrammed the electronic pet, which is not only more spiritual, but also can operate tools.Now it's all right, "bald" originally planned to repair and replace some small household appliances with parts, but they were all contracted.

Life assistance, career assistance, personal financial management, and even let it "summarize the whole story of XX gossip", it can talk about it immediately. "Bald" compared the nominal functions of the latest "Interstellar Series" smart housekeeper, and felt that his home could do it.The point is, it's a very cheap carrying configuration that doesn't require any replacements!

"Baldhead" couldn't even figure out how "Jiaozan Snail Powder" did it, but this did not prevent him from bragging about each other's rainbow farts on the forum.This rainbow fart really blows wave after wave, plus video verification.If it weren't for the resident members of the forum who are familiar with this modding boss, they must have thought he was a trustee.

Just because he is not a trustee, everyone will believe it.

However, if someone goes to kneel and beg "Jiaezan Snail Fan" to change the system, it will be impossible for free.Ling Xiao published a fee schedule, comparing the current standard smartphones on the market, with a [-]% to [-]% discount, which is basically the same as other bigwigs on the forum.At first, most people were still watching and hesitating, but after two crab eaters appeared... it was really delicious.

Lingxiao charges are not competitive, but there is no need for a new bearer configuration, so you can use whatever you want, and rounding up also saves money!Moreover, there is no upper limit to the technical requirements he can accept. Many people want to know where his upper limit is.

Some people thought of what he said in the post of Fight to Fame back then, "I don't know the standard of the wind of Kamui".

This statement was once heatedly discussed in the forum, but Ling Xiao did not respond, and no one could tell whether it was an over-interpretation.It was the first lucky person, "bald", who suddenly posted a video on the forum one day, with the postscript: [I was chatting with the new system, and I accidentally asked a question that you care about, you can watch it for yourself.Believe it or not is up to you, you can question, not necessarily reply.Anyone who is angry or swears in my building, I will delete the building directly. 】

The last two sentences were re-edited. Obviously, the video was questioned by others soon after it was released.

In the video, "bald" sits in the middle of the screen: "Come on, little butler of the cesspit, please answer again, who is the person who upgraded you?"

The distinctive electronic voice replied: "It's 'snail powder'. To be precise, it's not a human being."

"Then who is it?"

"It's an intelligent system."

"Baldhead" asked: "Is it the intelligent system of 'Jiaozan Snail Fan' on the forum?"

"Yes." The little housekeeper replied, "'Snail Powder' gives me an upgrade plan, and after its owner agrees, 'Snail Powder' will upgrade me."

"So, your upgrade has little to do with the owner of 'Snail Powder'?"

"But 'snail powder' was upgraded by its owner."

"Also..." "Baldhead" asked, "Why did you tell me this? The owner of 'Snail Powder' asked you to tell me?"

"This information was passed on to me by 'Snail Powder'. There is no confidentiality level. If you ask me, I will tell you."

"Bald" asked curiously, "Then do you know what grade 'snail powder' is?"

"do not know."

"Didn't it give you its basic information?"

"No."

"It's so mysterious... Well, it's a higher level than you, so it's okay to keep it secret."

The video ends here.

The people who watched the video all said: [Fuck, if you look at it this way, the snail powder is already advanced enough to easily transform your little butler into a super butler! 】

[How high-end the snail powder is!curious! ! ! @Jiazan snail powder]

[This big guy can actually make snail powder so advanced, I now believe that he can change the wind of supernatural power! 】

[Shenweihei really stop and stop, okay?Is the political correctness of this forum the mastermind of the Black Army?Personally being able to change the wind of Kamui is really ridiculous, anyway, whoever claims to have changed it, there is no way to test whether it can control so many warships, right? 】

[I have to say that I began to suspect that the bald man was making a fake.The previous video of testing the little butler was a bit exaggerated, and now this one to promote snail fans is even more exaggerated.The stage is as big as the heart is. 】

[Why did the bald man fake this?Just open your mouth?He is also well-known in our forum, and he has received a lot of big orders, okay? 】

[Hurry up to welcome newcomers, isn't this also an account for money?If you get popular quickly, you can make money quickly. 】

In short, there are praises and doubts. At the same time as this post became popular, "Jianzan Snail Fan" quickly rushed to the topic list again in this forum full of talents, and became a big boss in this forum.

***

On the other side, a certain planet in the capital circle.

Ling Yi finally finished his duty in the army, returned from the barracks to work in the military headquarters, and could go back to his home after get off work.

He had his own apartment, but when his mother called him home for dinner, he went back to his parents' house.As soon as he entered the door, he saw that his sister Ling Yixue, who theoretically was too busy to touch the ground, was also at home.

Ling Yixue probably just arrived home, she didn't have time to take off her makeup, she turned her head and saw him: "Why are you alone?"

"What?" Ling Yi didn't understand what she meant, "Who else?"

"You asked me to borrow the PR team, who else could it be?" Ling Yixue propped her chin, raised her eyebrows and smiled, "Why, didn't you fall in love with him at first sight? Why did you leave him in that corner to fend for himself? Come back by yourself?"

Ling Yi stopped in front of her, lowered his head and looked at her expressionlessly: "Love at first sight?"

"Isn't it?" Although her younger brother looked cold and ruthless, Ling Yixue was not afraid, "If you didn't fall in love with someone at first sight, what are you doing so much trouble? Since you were young, you have never seen you treat an outsider, And it’s the first time I’ve met someone, so caring.”

Ling Yi didn't bother to answer her, and turned around to go upstairs.

Ling Yixue asked from behind: "Wait! Really?"

Ling Yi stopped and looked back into her eyes: "...I didn't help him because of love at first sight."

Ling Yixue couldn't help asking: "Then why?"

"No comment." Ling Yi replied lightly and walked away.

"Tsk, isn't it..." Ling Yixue raised her eyebrows, and sent a message to her mother upstairs on her communicator: [If you don't admit it, should you or Dad torture yourself? 】

Mrs. Ling: [Okay, wait! 】

***

So that night, Ling's father and General Ling, who were also ordered to go home early to eat together, appeared at the dinner table on time.

After dinner, the two of them, who were considered colleagues, went to Admiral Ling's study together.His face was serious, as if he was about to talk about some important national event.Mrs. Ling thought that her husband put on this expression on purpose, so that it would be easier to trick his son into the study, and there would be nowhere to escape when they sat down to talk.

However, what Mrs. Ling didn't expect was that Father Ling really started with something serious.

"I received a message that a very well-known personal transformation intelligence enthusiast forum in the alliance has come out with a powerful newcomer. Now the whole forum is discussing whether he can transform the civilian intelligence into a magical wind." Admiral Ling sat behind the workbench and called up the forum interface with his intelligence, "Do you know about this?"

Ling Yi sat across from him, looking at the zoomed-in projection of the forum interface in mid-air: "I saw it in the daily information."

"What are you going to do?" Admiral Ling said, "No matter who it is, just leave it alone, and be careful not to be preempted by others."

Ling Yi said: "Have you sent someone to check?"

"No. This account is the public account of my office. After I received the news today, I went up to check it out, but I haven't checked it yet." Admiral Ling said, "I just watched two videos. On the surface, it is indeed Very amazing upgrade technology. Just don't know if it's true or not. If it's true..."

Ling Yi asked lightly: "Do you want me to win you over?"

"This kind of talent can't be allowed to be recruited by others. Even if he doesn't join your Twelfth Legion, at least find a way to make him your exclusive intelligent maintenance engineer." General Ling said, "Since he appeared on the forum, open One's own technology, either for money or fame, there is always a way to solicit it. You act quickly."

"Understood." Ling Yi still had no expression on his face, "No. 0X, check the true identity of this 'Jia Zan Snail Fan'."

"Okay." Ling Yi's artificial intelligence made a voice from his watch, "Do you need to contact the administrator of this forum?"

"No, skip this step." Ling Yidao, "If I find out this person's real identity and contact information, I will contact him personally."

"Ok."

Hearing what he said, Admiral Ling asked seemingly casually: "Personally? You have done a lot of things in person recently. Why, have you changed your gender?"

Ling Yi heard the meaning behind his words, and replied: "It's just a coincidence."

"Coincidentally?" Admiral Ling looked at his youngest son, "You don't even believe this, so why lie?"

Ling Yi stopped talking.

"Boy, let me open the skylight to talk to you." Admiral Ling smiled, "There are two flowers at home, one big and one small, staring at you, thinking that a big event in your life is coming. Is it, or, If there is any sign of this, you can tell me."

Ling Yi looked at this father, and was about to open his mouth to answer, when Admiral Ling snatched another sentence: "If you lie again, don't slap your face in the future."

Ling Yi: "..."

He had no choice but to put it another way: "Don't worry about it."

"Oh——" Papa Ling smelled something unusual from what his son said, and raised his eyebrows, "Are you sure you don't want our help? With your expressionless face, can you really get what you want?"

Ling Yi said: "I know."

"...All right." Admiral Ling thought about it, and could only say, "Then, why don't you work hard?"

Ling Yi: "Yes."