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Everyone masturbated in the yard for a while, and soon they all moved indoors collectively.

There is no way, this is the twelfth lunar month, and no matter how much charcoal fire is outdoors, it will be blown enough by the north wind.Everyone entered the room, and when the heater blew, they immediately felt alive.

Xiao Dingkun watched Guan Ruoyu take off his coat, Zhuang Mingqi took it and hung it up naturally, with a flash of interest in his eyes.As the head of the house, he really has a lot of topics to talk about, so he walked up to Mr. Guan when he thought of it: "You have to avoid food when you come here today. You didn't eat anything just now, did you? Just eat the things in the house and eat again." Do something? The babysitter isn’t here today, but the fridge is full.”

He could see clearly that although Zhuang Mingqi "condescended" to Mr. Guan's grilled skewers just now, after all, "this will not work and that will not work", and the output is limited.Teacher Guan even thought of saving face, and ate all those bland flavors—God knows why the skewers have a bland taste—the amount is really nothing to a grown man.

"Uh, I'm actually not very hungry." Guan Ruoyu just ate a bowl of noodles before going out, and didn't move much. He was really not hungry at the moment, "You don't have to be so polite, you..."

"Let's get some porridge." Zhuang Mingqi, who had been going back and forth, interrupted the conversation, "Everyone comes back from the outside, drink some porridge to warm your body, and put some ginger to relieve the cold."

Xiao Dingkun: "..."

He looked at a room full of young people who were usually too irritable, and said to himself that if you want to be warm, you might as well just say it, and use other people as a shield.

However, Zhuang Mingqi's proposal was really responded to, at least Yaya "heard the news" and said, "Drink porridge, okay! Let's have some simple raw pork liver porridge!"

Guan Ruoyu: "Pfft..."

Yaya was at a loss: "?"

"It's nothing." Teacher Guan was actually just thinking about the night that President Zhuang Da had a drink, and the two chatted for a long time over making pork liver porridge, but of course he wouldn't say it, and quickly straightened his face and said, "I think it's okay. .”

Zhuang Mingqi's face remained unchanged, and he didn't know if he had any brain waves for Teacher Shangguan.

Xiao Dingkun said: "But I don't have pork liver here."

Yaya clicked her tongue: "How can you not have pork liver!"

"Do you think I'm going to a restaurant?" Xiao Dingkun said, "How often do you come to this place, and I'll let you clean and prepare things only when you come?"

Guan Ruoyu opened his mouth to make a rescue: "If you have mustard greens and pork, just make mustard green lean meat porridge."

Yaya immediately changed her tone: "Okay."

Xiao Dingkun said again: "You have it, you have it, the mustard greens have been washed, and there is still a lean piece of pork that hasn't been cut. But I don't know how to do it."

Guan Ruoyu smiled, "I'll do it."

Zhuang Mingqi finally spoke: "You are standing on one foot now, what are you doing?"

"Just put all the materials in. What's the matter?" Teacher Guan stood up as he spoke, "I also move a little bit, and I'm always sitting down by you. I feel like I've gained three catties this month."

Yaya mouth cheap: "I gain three catties during the festive season!"

Zhuang Mingqi couldn't stop him from getting up to cook, so he had to follow him, pulled the chair behind him, and handed him the crutches.The whole set of movements was smooth and natural, and he asked: "How about I bring you a chair to the kitchen?"

"I really don't need it." Guan Ruoyu paused, then seemed to remember something suddenly, looked at Zhuang Mingqi and said, "But the pork should be chopped up, my legs seem to be hard right now, can you help me?"

Zhuang Mingqi let out a "hmm" and followed Guan Ruoyu into the kitchen.

Yaya watched the two big men go in, and said, "Actually, I can help too, and I will..."

Xiao Dingkun glanced at her: "No, you won't."

***

Guan Ruoyu was standing in the kitchen, unable to do anything.

No way, he was still wearing crutches, so he couldn't spare his hands to do any work.So he felt at ease and ordered Zhuang Mingqi to do it. Zhuang Mingqi did everything by himself, chopping vegetables, chopping meat and washing rice.Mr. Guan is responsible for talking, oh, and is also responsible for finding an apron for President Zhuang to put on.

This is the apron that the nanny usually wears when she comes to cook, and there are small florals on it.To be honest, Zhuang Mingqi, the president in a shirt and trousers, would make the scene as funny as possible.But Guan Ruoyu insisted, holding a cane and holding a floral apron in front of Zhuang Mingqi, and did not move.

"You have to wear it, or the smell of chopped meat will fly onto your clothes and pants later, do you still want your clothes and pants?" Teacher Guan persuaded, "Anyway, there are only two of us in the kitchen, and no one sees you." , what are you afraid of. After stomping the meat, take it off."

Zhuang Mingqi had actually raised his knife and started cutting meat, turned his head and stared at him silently for a few seconds.In the end, it was the CEO who turned his eyes away first, put down the kitchen knife resignedly, and reached out to pick up the apron.

However, Teacher Guan hid his hand and didn't let him pick it up, but said, "Low your head."

Zhuang Mingqi understood what he wanted to do in a second, and squinted his eyes.

"Hey, I've come in, but I can't do anything. You should give me something to do, right?" Teacher Guan opened his mouth in nonsense, "And you've touched the flesh with your hands, and you still touch the apron. I'll help you .”

Zhuang Mingqi was silent for another second, then squatted slightly and lowered his head.

Teacher Guan: "...you don't need to squat so much! How short am I in your eyes?"

In any case, the apron was finally put on, and Teacher Guan even tied a four-winged bow on the back of Mr. President, very angry.Just as Zhuang Mingqi picked up the knife again and started cutting meat, Mr. Guan clicked a photo from the side and rear.

As long as you are not deaf, you can hear it. Coincidentally, Zhuang Mingqi is not deaf either.

Mr. President turned around with a knife in his hand, and he was very aggressive. Mr. Guan couldn't run away with a cane, and he smiled with peachy eyes, "hehe."

President Zhuang Da didn't smile with him, and said coldly: "Deleted."

Teacher Guan blinked: "It's late, I sent it to Ling Tang."

"withdraw."

"Come on, let Lingtang appreciate your rare heroism in cooking."

"Do you want to delay it for 2 minutes before you can withdraw it?"

Ding.

The sound of the incoming message suddenly sounded. At this "critical juncture", Mr. Guan picked up his mobile phone to check what he had received.Seeing this, he was delighted, and turned to show Zhuang Mingqi the phone screen: "Look, it's late again."

It turned out that when Mr. Guan posted the picture, he also added a message: [Quick save, shooting at the risk of death, there is a danger of withdrawal! 】

Mr. Zhuang's mother replied with an "OK" expression, and added: [Already saved! 】

Zhuang Mingqi: "..."

He really didn't know what to say for a while. Looking at his watch, it was past one o'clock in the afternoon, and the man's expression turned cold: "What time is it in the middle of the night, and she's still not asleep?"

"Uh...Maybe I packed a TV drama package for my mother a while ago, did they share it? You watch TV dramas, you know..." Teacher Guan explained something insincerely, and then silently took a few steps back , "Then what, I'll go outside and ask how many people want to eat."

While talking, Teacher Guan slipped away with a cane on his back.

Zhuang Mingqi didn't really want to do anything to him, but because he was holding a knife, he wouldn't really get too close to him.The President just silently watched Teacher Guan slip out of the kitchen, squinted his eyes, and turned back to the counter to continue cutting the meat.

After getting out of the kitchen, Guan Ruoyu slowly waved back to the living room: "How many people want porridge?"

The young people raised their hands one after another, and those who were eating snacks and couldn't spare their hands even raised a foot.Teacher Guan looked over, counted slowly, nodded and said, "Okay, everyone."

After counting, he didn't go back to the kitchen either.

Cheng Lifei asked curiously, "Teacher Guan, what are you doing standing here?"

"I just made a joke with Zhuang Mingqi." Teacher Guan replied truthfully, "Now I'm afraid that he will chop me with a meat chopping knife when I go back."

Just as he was talking, the sound of chopping meat really sounded in the kitchen, aggressive. Hearing that sound, he felt that the hand of the knife holder must be very strong.

Cheng Lifei: "..."

He dragged a chair and put it behind Guan Ruoyu: "Teacher Guan, please sit down."

Guan Ruoyu really sat down, Cheng Lifei didn't leave for a while, and chatted with him casually.Seeing this, Yaya ran over to join in the fun: "Mr. Guan, do you really study psychology?"

"Yes." Guan Ruoyu smiled, "University plus graduate student."

Cheng Lifei added: "Teacher Guan's mentor is very famous, and Teacher Guan is a bit out of character when he comes back."

Ya Yaxin said that she came back to squat in a corner with such a good education, there must be something hidden in it.But she wisely didn't ask, and just said casually: "Oh, then I saw on TV that someone can read minds and hypnotize them on the spot. Is this true?"

"There is a reason for this." Guan Ruoyu knew that the girl wanted to confirm her professional level, and she didn't mind, so she slowly replied, "But on the stage, in film and television dramas, it must be artistically packaged, In fact, the actual working process will be more detailed."

"for example?"

"For example, many people actually practice a lot of magic tricks at the same time, which helps to attract the audience's attention and achieve a high level of concentration." Teacher Guan replied, "And magic will also create a more magical atmosphere. This atmosphere can be very helpful during group hypnosis."

"Collective hypnosis? What is the general success rate?" Yaya continued to ask curiously, "I saw in a TV show that children from rich families would receive training to resist hypnosis. Is this true?"

All those present were children from rich families, and they were still curious about this question, which made Guan Ruoyu a little dumbfounded: "It's really true, but it's not a mysterious thing. Hypnosis is not magical in itself, it just takes advantage of you. When the mind is highly concentrated, or when there is only a gap left in the window of external information transmission, an instruction is given to you. For example, when you suddenly hear "falling asleep", your brain will easily accept it and understand it. Execute it—and you fall asleep."

Yaya sighed: "It sounds so complicated."

"It's not complicated." Guan Ruoyu smiled, "Let me demonstrate. Have you ever played the 'Look Here' game?"

"Ok?"

"That is, when I say 'look here', my finger will suddenly point to one of the up, down, left, and right directions." Teacher Guan stretched out his index finger, "You have to look in a different direction from my finger to pass the test."

"Oh, I will do this, come on!"

"Then come on, come on, look at me."

Guan Ruoyu and Yaya looked at each other, then slowly moved the index finger and placed it between them.His sight also gradually zoomed in, focusing on his index finger.

Yaya then looked at his index finger.

Then Mr. Guan swiped his finger to the right: "Look here!"

Yaya's head involuntarily turned to her left.

[The author has something to say]: Teacher Guan: Playing with people, I am a professional!