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[Guan Guan Jujiu: I'm fine, I'm fine, just rest for a while, thank you for your concern. 】

The picture below this status is a photo of a game console.

This is Guan Ruoyu's special report of safety in order to prevent more and more people from caring.The status comment section and retweet section were bustling with activity, and the most popular retweet comments were posted by Li Jie's official fan account.After it sent a message saying "It's okay, little brother, thank you little brother", it was followed by rows of "嘿嘤嘤", which made Teacher Guan really dumbfounded.

Of course, there are also comments such as "same game console", "little brother, let's go online", "little brother, is it boring, why don't you start a game live broadcast", which can also make people smile.The most frightening thing is that the students of the school come to join in the fun, and from time to time you can see something like "Yue Boss, take a good rest, let's send a few minutes to fall in love", "There is no matchmaker sitting in the school, dare not confess_( :з"∠)_" and other words.

Mr. Guan didn't pay attention to these things at first, but he didn't expect that after leaving it for a day, the painting style under the comments would change.

The reason was that some of Li Jie's fans were curious and asked some of the students why they called Guan Ruoyu "Matchmaker" or "Yuelao".

Then, the terrible thing came, someone actually posted a summary status, but everyone who asked this question was directed to this status!

And it wasn't posted just two days ago, but it was posted as early as the summer vacation!

——[Data briefing of the school's psychological counseling room in the second semester of the XX school year].

If it weren't for these directions, Guan Ruoqu would never have known that there were still people posting such things.And when he saw the title, he immediately realized the main content of this state.

Click to take a closer look, sure enough.

In this so-called briefing, there is a detailed statistics of the couples "facilitated by Mr. Guan from the psychological counseling room" during the last semester.It not only indicates the number of people and grade distribution, but also lists in detail which party is consulted, the classification of the questions asked, and the classification of the suggestions received.He even made market data statistics from "after consultation to successful divorce", and analysis of the breakup of couples who have entered the statistical data before.

Some of them are even written as relatively clear cases, so that people can clearly understand how these couples got together and what role Guan Ruoyu played in it.

Of course, there is another very important part, which is the survey of everyone's impression of Mr. Guan.In addition to the normal-looking "people are very gentle", "patient", "feeling that he understands me", there are also some weird "peach blossom eyes are suffocating", "wearing glasses like a gentle scum! ( Commendation), "I hope the teacher will marry me" comments, so close that Ruo Wu would "suffocate".

"Hahahahaha, Guanguan, I didn't expect you to be quite popular among the students." Suho held a can of highball in one hand and a mouse in the other, and slid down the report with great interest, "Wow, this And your appearance, four and a half stars! Male stars are nothing more than that!"

"Are you here to see me, or to see my jokes?"

Guan Ruoyu sat at the dining table and looked at the woman squatting far away beside the TV cabinet speechlessly: "Do you need to run so far with my laptop in your arms?"

"Hey, if I don't run, don't you have to forcibly shut down the phone? Let me read it first." Su Ho made it clear that the bullying teacher Guan is currently "disabled" with one leg, and walked far away with his computer , Just don't let him catch it.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I've heard Huahua say that the students in your school 'love' you, but I didn't expect it to reach this level. Hey, this 'I can' vote is not the 'I can' I thought, right?" Suho said I read and commented, "Wow, there are boys who also voted for 'I can', Mr. Guan, the beauty is not shallow."

Guan Ruoyu was too lazy to cooperate with her now, so he simply left her to toss about, while he looked at the contents of the few bags she brought.

One is a paper bag, which contains deer head perfume nominated by Mr. Guan; the other is a paper suitcase, which is Mr. Guan’s game console; and there is a non-woven bag, which Su Ho picked out from Mr. Guan’s closet. A few pieces of clothing that are "suitable for the holidays".

For these, no one would think more thoughtfully than Suho.

After Guan Ruoyu finished reading it, he glanced at Su Ho and confirmed that she was still absorbed in the briefing, so he began to look at his mobile phone again.

"Wow, Guan Guan, this photo is beautiful!"

Su Ho suddenly sighed: "How can you hold a gun, you are so handsome!"

"...Ah?" Guan Ruoyu didn't remember which scene it was, "What gun?"

Su Ho put down the drink, returned to Teacher Guan with the notebook in his arms—but still two meters away—and showed him the screen: "This is the one."

I saw a photo inserted in the briefing on the screen. In the photo, Mr. Guan was standing half sideways, with the sleeves of a simple hooded sweatshirt pulled up, exposing the forearm and obvious wrist bones.His left hand was casually half inserted in his trouser pocket, and a small black gun was held in his naturally hanging right hand.Cooperating with those slightly narrowed peach blossom eyes, an invisible aura spread from him.

"...It's just that I went to help out as the starter for the school sports meeting, and I had the starting gun in my hand." Guan Ruoyu explained calmly, "The sun was very bright that day, and I remember that I squinted my eyes about [-]% of the time and sweated a lot. But I didn't know that someone was secretly taking pictures of me, I guess I would be ugly two hours after this picture."

"The shot is very good, and it must be taken by the camera, so it has such a texture." Suho commented, "And your pose is too good, 'When someone comes to take a picture, remember to put the pocket', Um?"

Guan Ruoyu shrugged: "Coincidentally, if I know someone is taking pictures, I can stand up more photogenic, do you believe it?"

"Believe it, why don't I believe it? If you can wear a white coat, wear glasses, and put on this pose, you'll break your leg, okay?" Su Ho carried the notebook back to the TV cabinet, squatted down and shrank Then, "Hey, I have to download this photo and put it on my phone, so that I can show it directly when I use it as a shield next time, at least it can defeat 80.00% of the 'male guests'..."

Before the words fell, there was a "beep" from the door, and it bounced open gently.

Su Ho was taken aback for a moment, before Zhuang Mingqi appeared at the door of the house before he had time to make any moves.

Suho: "!!!"

Although this is his home, it's only noon now, how could he appear? !

Zhuang Mingqi was also obviously taken aback by the girl squatting next to the TV cabinet. He was stunned for two seconds before closing the door and looking at the young man sitting by the dining table: "A friend came to see you?"

"Well, she's Su Ho." Teacher Guan raised his chin and said to Su Ho, "Zhuang Mingqi, I'm Fa Xiao, and I'm also Bai Li's boss."

Of course Suho knew who this was.She stood up at once, and her lazy expression disappeared, she raised a smile and stretched out her hand to Zhuang Mingqi: "Mr. Zhuang, I've admired you for a long time."

Zhuang Mingqi originally didn't plan to do this at home, but Su Ho's hand was in front of him, so he shook it out of politeness, and replied: "I've heard you famous for a long time."

Soho laughed: "I hope it's not a bad reputation."

"Just kidding." Zhuang Mingqi asked, "Why squat here and watch the computer? Wouldn't it be better to sit at the table and watch?"

"Haha, Guan Guan and I were joking." Su Ho's posture of huddling in the corner just now was observed, and he didn't feel embarrassed at all at the moment, "Does Zhuang always come back for dinner? I'll just go around, Take a look at Guan Guan, send something by the way, and leave immediately."

"I was passing by nearby, and I just came back to get the documents." Zhuang Mingqi said that he didn't come back to chase people away. "Have you eaten? If you eat at home, I will tell the housekeeper, are you with him?"

"No, no, you're welcome." Su Ho hurriedly refused, "I still have an appointment, so I'll leave later."

"Well, then you can do as you please, excuse me." Zhuang Mingqi nodded, without any further persuasion, he went straight to the study.

It wasn't until he entered the study that Su Ho made an exaggerated panting silently, slipped to Guan Ruoyu's side and whispered: "Mom, it's scary, why did he come back all of a sudden!"

"I don't know either. He usually doesn't come back at noon." Teacher Guan replied, "He doesn't know how to eat people. What are you afraid of?"

"Hey, he looks pretty good, but the aura on his body is scary." Su Ho patted his heart exaggeratedly, "Sure enough, I'm in the same group as Cheng Lei. Even if I've been with Cheng Lei for a while, I still feel that he Maybe whenever I get unhappy, I will sink into the pond."

Guan Ruoyu sneered: "You think too much..."

"Oh shit, the gift is still on the table!" Suho hurriedly picked up the gift paper bag and the clothes bag, "I'll put it in your room first!"

So when President Zhuang Da returned to the living room, he didn't see Su Ho.

"Is this gone?"

"No, put the things in the guest room for me." Guan Ruoyu replied, "Aren't you at home to eat before leaving? The housekeeper will be here in about 10 minutes. She cooks very quickly."

"I know, no need." Zhuang Mingqi originally wanted to leave directly, but glanced at the can of wine on the TV cabinet, and frowned, "You'd better not drink now, bear with it."

"I know." Guan Ruoyu smiled, "That's the highball that Su Ho drank by himself. I'm not so bored as to have a drink at home."

Zhuang Mingqi said, "You didn't tell me that she was coming."

"Ah, I'm sorry." Teacher Guan put his palms together, "I'm actually not sure when she will come, so I just asked you in general before, and didn't say the specific time. I'm sorry."

"That's not the problem." Zhuang Mingqi said lightly, "It turned out that Cheng Lei said that he would come today, but I didn't have time, so I moved it to tomorrow. If this time is not moved..."

"...Okay, I understand." Guan Ruoyu coughed.Although Cheng Lei and Su Ho can be regarded as a "peaceful breakup", but the ex suddenly met by chance, it would be more or less... embarrassing.

Thinking of this scene, Mr. Guan apologized sincerely again: "Then what, I'm sorry, I will definitely check the time with you next time."

"It's not a big deal, so it's okay not to talk about it." Zhuang Mingqi paused, took a few steps towards the notebook on the TV cabinet, and looked down at the photo on the screen, "This is...you? Do you have a gun?"

It's not surprising that Zhuang Mingqi asked this question, after all, in the country where the two of them studied at university... guns are legally allowed.

"No." Teacher Guan said helplessly, "That's the starting gun. The bastards in the school secretly took pictures and put them on the Internet, and Su Ho rushed to see them, so he took the notebook away."

Zhuang Mingqi stood on the spot, fixed his eyes on the photo for two seconds, then turned his head and said: "I'm leaving. Cheng Lei and the others will come tomorrow, if you want Su Ho to play with you, just talk about it another day."

"it is good."

"Remember to change your dressing after lunch."

"it is good."

"The game console will be installed after I come back, so don't mess around."

"Okay, okay, okay, if you don't go, stay and have lunch with me."

"Goodbye." Zhuang Mingqi left without looking back.

With the sound of closing the door, Teacher Guan couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, let me tell you, that's it, you should have already succeeded, right?" Suho, who had been hiding in the guest room to eavesdrop on the scene, slipped out, "According to my experience, the hook has been bitten by iron, you still can't help it?" Pull it up without hesitation, what are you doing?"

"No rush." ​​Teacher Guan looked at his own photo on the laptop screen, then at the game console on the dining table, and smiled lightly.

"Not only let him bite the hook, but also let him jump ashore by himself."