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Chapter 20 Boring Things Are Not Boring
The first night and morning when Guan Ruoyu went to live in Zhuang Mingqi's house... nothing happened.
What else?When Zhuang Mingqi returned home, his face was already exhausted, Guan Ruoyu didn't so ignorantly toss about any tricks.Moreover, Guan Ruoyu has to go to work the next day. Mr. Zhuang's home is far away from the university campus and the public transportation is not very convenient. Mr. Guan has to go to bed early and get up early, and he has to get up early in the morning to go to work, and there is no time to toss .
Of course, don't think about the romance of sitting together and having breakfast in the morning, because when Mr. Guan went out, the door of Mr. Zhuang's master bedroom was still quiet.
Therefore, Director Bai sent a message asking about the "battle situation" early in the morning, and Guan Ruoyu only replied with a few words: [Nothing happened. 】
[Huahua: You have a problem there, it's confirmed. 】
[Guan Guan Jujiu: When you were chasing him, you didn't see you taking off your clothes and being seductive. Do you have the nerve to say that about me? 】
【Huahua: Then I can step into his house first! 】
Guan Ruoyu was speechless.To be precise, it's not that he can't find words to refute Bai Li, but he knows that once he continues to refute, Bai Li can find a thousand reasons to come back again.In order to clean himself up early in the morning, he might as well end the conversation.
However, he ended his conversation with Bai Li, but instead sent a message to Mr. Zhuang who didn't know if he got up or not.
[Guan Guan Jujiu: To be honest, the fritters at the steamed stuffed bun shop on the left hand side of the gate of your neighborhood are delicious and clean. I recommend it. 】
[Guan Guan Jujiu: Also, I asked, they fry fried dough sticks until ten o'clock in the morning, if you go out before then, you can buy two and try it. 】
After posting, he didn't care whether Zhuang Mingqi would eat it or say that fried dough sticks were unhealthy. Anyway, he stuffed his phone into his backpack and went to work on the subway with peace of mind.
***
Before ten o'clock in the morning, Guan Ruoyu's psychological counseling room welcomed the first "guest" of the day.
"How's it going, is there any progress?" Guan Ruoyu closed his notebook, stood up to pour a glass of water as usual, and asked in a casual tone, "I remember last time we talked about slowly changing your behavior in front of her. The way of expression makes her feel that your attitude towards her is different from that of others, is it effective?"
"Well... There is actually progress." The one who caught Guan Ruoyu's glass of water was Zhang Xiaohai, a male student who had come to consult before.When he came last time, he said that he fell in love with a girl who played well with him, but because the previous relationship was too much like brothers, the girl kept taking his confession as a joke.
Guan Ruoyu gave him some advice at the time, but he didn't care about it later.After all, for these young people, the restlessness of youth comes and goes quickly. Guan Ruoqu usually gives some suggestions that may be useful but not too much, and he is not very good at following them.
However, probably because Mr. Guan is too famous, there are still quite a few spontaneous "repeat customers".
For example, today, Zhang Xiaohai, who was not going well, came again.
"Although there is progress, the result is not very good." Zhang Xiaohai said distressedly, "...I confessed to her again."
Guan Ruowu paused indistinctly for the movements of his hands, thinking that the use of the word "you" is really expressive.Confessing at every turn, Teacher Guan thinks that Lu is very persistent, and he is much bolder than other students who are troubled and don't know how to express.
But Bold has a lot of troubles, for example: "Now she knows that I really miss her, but she still treats me as a brother, and can't treat me as a partner, what should I do?"
Zhang Xiaohai scratched his head, his accent came out slowly.
Guan Ruoyu asked, "Does she regard you as a brother and others as brothers?"
"I think she seems to treat those who play well as brothers."
"Then have you ever seen her obviously girly side? For example, who will she be more restrained when she sees it?"
"No wow, if there is, then I must know that she has someone she likes. But it's not that there is no, I just worked hard. When she rejected me, she didn't say that she had someone she liked."
Guan Ruoyu said in his heart that with your carelessness, it's strange to see it.But of course he didn't say such hurtful words verbally, he just said: "Since she has clearly rejected you, do you still want to continue chasing her?"
"Isn't it because she has no other intentions, so you want to try again?" Zhang Xiaohai paused, then leaned over the table and said, "Teacher, don't tell me, I didn't think there was anything before, but now I like her." After that, how do you think she is cute? Just, there is a flower growing there, you think she is very beautiful, it is different from the wild flowers and weeds next to it. And this flower has no owner now, you can’t control it The urge to pick it, you know? So... so I'll try harder."
Zhang Xiaohai seemed to be chatting with a friend, while Teacher Guan was caught off guard and was stuffed with dog food.He was silent for two seconds, and said: "Well, if you want to continue, I suggest you make sure first, even if that girl doesn't like you, at least she hasn't hated you or alienated you because of it..."
***
Guan Ruoyu talked with Zhang Xiaohai, and then used his laptop to read the documents for a while.It wasn't until I was going to eat at noon that I remembered to check my mobile phone.
No one else moved, only Bai Li sent a few messages, and they came just after ten o'clock in the morning.At that time, Guan Ruoyu was chatting with Zhang Xiaohai, so he didn't pay attention.Now when I opened it, there were several rows, and there were photos attached, which showed Bai Li's surprise.
[Huahua: Damn, he gave me a bag of fried dough sticks and asked me to share them with my colleagues who didn't have breakfast! 】
Below this message is a photo of a paper bag containing fried dough sticks.The store is considerate, cut the fritters into pieces and put them in a paper bag with a few bamboo sticks in the bag.Guan Ruoyu didn't even need to look carefully, he knew which one it belonged to at a glance.
Bai Li's message is not over yet.
[Huahua: Is it raining red in the sky? 】
[Huahua: And he actually said the taste is okay!Had he tasted it himself!I!No!letter! 】
Guan Ruoyu was almost dizzy from her pile of exclamation points, and while leaving the hospital and walking towards the cafeteria, she replied with voice input: [He's not Huang Shiren.Doesn't your company have afternoon tea and supper? 】
Bai Li should have started her lunch break, and she replied quickly: [I'm not surprised that he split the food, but he brought a bag of fried dough sticks himself!He's a clean freak. Although it's not serious, how could he put this bag in his car?incredible! 】
Guan Ruoyu laughed while walking, and replied: 【Is the deep-fried dough stick delicious? 】
[Huahua: Delicious. 】
[Huahua: But is that the point! 】
"It's delicious, you don't care where it comes from, and it won't poison you to death." Guan Ruoyu continued to input messages by voice, "By the way, if it's delicious, you can find a chance to ask him where he bought it. Try it too."
Bai Li replied: [Guan Guan, you have changed!Where did the foodies come from? !You can't change yourself for love! 】
Guan Ruoyu continued to input by voice: "Love is a fart."
Bai Li is really idle: [Hey, I didn't say it, it's really not a good idea to fuck this persona, I think he doesn't like it.Do you still remember how he replied when you sent him a midnight snack? 】
Guan Ruoyu was entering the cafeteria. He had just chosen what to eat and started queuing up. When he looked at his phone, Bai Li sent another message.
[Huahua: I think if you do it again, he will definitely ignore you. 】
Guan Ruoyu smiled, ordered the food he wanted to eat, and then chose a table to sit down, looking no different from the students around him.He replied "Guess what?" to Bai Li, then put down his phone and prepared to eat.At this moment, the girls at the next table burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha, this dish is so funny. Stir-fried bell peppers with green peppers, why don't you call it 'pepper meeting' hahahaha!" The girls laughed and took pictures, "Kneeling for fried mooncakes with green peppers, I won't eat them if I don't eat them Buy it, hahahaha!"
Guan Ruoyu turned his head to look, but he didn't expect that these children would spend so much time in arranging the background and tableware in order to take pictures.Someone even took out a small floral notebook with a fresh style of literature and art, and used it as a plate pad to line the bottom, and it was red and green for a while, which really looked like a food blogger.
The girls are very interested in such a busy time.While eating his own food, Guan Ruoyu observed the young people's actions with relish, and finally when they put down their phones and packed up props to eat, they approached and said, "I'm Guan Ruoyu from the psychological consultation room. My badge."
As he spoke, he pulled the badge on his chest to let the children see clearly.But the girls didn't seem to pay close attention. After hearing Guan Ruoyu's self-introduction, they let out a small "ah": "Teacher Guan...?!"
...I am so famous?Guan Ruoyu raised his eyebrows secretly, but these girls knew him, and things were much easier to handle.He smiled: "Then what, I just saw that you were taking photos of this dish, is it convenient for you to send me a copy of the photo? Delete your contact information after sending it, don't worry."
"It's okay, teacher, please be sure to keep my contact information!" The girl who took the photo before quickly added Guan Ruoyu's social software account, and then sent him the photo just taken, "Okay! This is the most beautiful Uh... or the most down-to-earth one that the teacher wants? I took a picture of those iron dishes in the window..."
"No need." Guan Ruoyu shook his phone, "This is the most suitable one. You guys took great pictures, thank you!"
"You're welcome!" The girl put the phone away, "If I want to chase someone someday, I'll have to rely on my teacher to help me out!"
Guan Ruoyu smiled slightly: "You are so cute, there is no need for me."
The girls didn't know that this was a polite remark, but they were still giggled by Guan Ruoyu.Guan Ruoyu took advantage of the time and sent the photo of "Pepper Meeting" received to President Zhuang Da.
[Guan Guan Jujiu: (a photo) The school's famous dish, fried bell peppers with green peppers, is known as "Chili Meeting", Mr. Zhuang please appreciate it. 】
The message of fried dough sticks in the morning is still there alone without any response, and there are several speeches about Ruoqu, which makes the greenery look a bit miserable.And what Guan Ruoyu posted was really boring. According to Bai Li's thinking, it's normal for Zhuang Mingqi not to reply to him.
But don't forget, when Bai Li is on her lunch break, Zhuang Mingqi is likely to be on her lunch break too.
When Guan Ruoyu finished his meal, Mr. Zhuang finally replied to the first message of the day.
[Pseudo Bingshan Zhuang: Boring. 】
What else?When Zhuang Mingqi returned home, his face was already exhausted, Guan Ruoyu didn't so ignorantly toss about any tricks.Moreover, Guan Ruoyu has to go to work the next day. Mr. Zhuang's home is far away from the university campus and the public transportation is not very convenient. Mr. Guan has to go to bed early and get up early, and he has to get up early in the morning to go to work, and there is no time to toss .
Of course, don't think about the romance of sitting together and having breakfast in the morning, because when Mr. Guan went out, the door of Mr. Zhuang's master bedroom was still quiet.
Therefore, Director Bai sent a message asking about the "battle situation" early in the morning, and Guan Ruoyu only replied with a few words: [Nothing happened. 】
[Huahua: You have a problem there, it's confirmed. 】
[Guan Guan Jujiu: When you were chasing him, you didn't see you taking off your clothes and being seductive. Do you have the nerve to say that about me? 】
【Huahua: Then I can step into his house first! 】
Guan Ruoyu was speechless.To be precise, it's not that he can't find words to refute Bai Li, but he knows that once he continues to refute, Bai Li can find a thousand reasons to come back again.In order to clean himself up early in the morning, he might as well end the conversation.
However, he ended his conversation with Bai Li, but instead sent a message to Mr. Zhuang who didn't know if he got up or not.
[Guan Guan Jujiu: To be honest, the fritters at the steamed stuffed bun shop on the left hand side of the gate of your neighborhood are delicious and clean. I recommend it. 】
[Guan Guan Jujiu: Also, I asked, they fry fried dough sticks until ten o'clock in the morning, if you go out before then, you can buy two and try it. 】
After posting, he didn't care whether Zhuang Mingqi would eat it or say that fried dough sticks were unhealthy. Anyway, he stuffed his phone into his backpack and went to work on the subway with peace of mind.
***
Before ten o'clock in the morning, Guan Ruoyu's psychological counseling room welcomed the first "guest" of the day.
"How's it going, is there any progress?" Guan Ruoyu closed his notebook, stood up to pour a glass of water as usual, and asked in a casual tone, "I remember last time we talked about slowly changing your behavior in front of her. The way of expression makes her feel that your attitude towards her is different from that of others, is it effective?"
"Well... There is actually progress." The one who caught Guan Ruoyu's glass of water was Zhang Xiaohai, a male student who had come to consult before.When he came last time, he said that he fell in love with a girl who played well with him, but because the previous relationship was too much like brothers, the girl kept taking his confession as a joke.
Guan Ruoyu gave him some advice at the time, but he didn't care about it later.After all, for these young people, the restlessness of youth comes and goes quickly. Guan Ruoqu usually gives some suggestions that may be useful but not too much, and he is not very good at following them.
However, probably because Mr. Guan is too famous, there are still quite a few spontaneous "repeat customers".
For example, today, Zhang Xiaohai, who was not going well, came again.
"Although there is progress, the result is not very good." Zhang Xiaohai said distressedly, "...I confessed to her again."
Guan Ruowu paused indistinctly for the movements of his hands, thinking that the use of the word "you" is really expressive.Confessing at every turn, Teacher Guan thinks that Lu is very persistent, and he is much bolder than other students who are troubled and don't know how to express.
But Bold has a lot of troubles, for example: "Now she knows that I really miss her, but she still treats me as a brother, and can't treat me as a partner, what should I do?"
Zhang Xiaohai scratched his head, his accent came out slowly.
Guan Ruoyu asked, "Does she regard you as a brother and others as brothers?"
"I think she seems to treat those who play well as brothers."
"Then have you ever seen her obviously girly side? For example, who will she be more restrained when she sees it?"
"No wow, if there is, then I must know that she has someone she likes. But it's not that there is no, I just worked hard. When she rejected me, she didn't say that she had someone she liked."
Guan Ruoyu said in his heart that with your carelessness, it's strange to see it.But of course he didn't say such hurtful words verbally, he just said: "Since she has clearly rejected you, do you still want to continue chasing her?"
"Isn't it because she has no other intentions, so you want to try again?" Zhang Xiaohai paused, then leaned over the table and said, "Teacher, don't tell me, I didn't think there was anything before, but now I like her." After that, how do you think she is cute? Just, there is a flower growing there, you think she is very beautiful, it is different from the wild flowers and weeds next to it. And this flower has no owner now, you can’t control it The urge to pick it, you know? So... so I'll try harder."
Zhang Xiaohai seemed to be chatting with a friend, while Teacher Guan was caught off guard and was stuffed with dog food.He was silent for two seconds, and said: "Well, if you want to continue, I suggest you make sure first, even if that girl doesn't like you, at least she hasn't hated you or alienated you because of it..."
***
Guan Ruoyu talked with Zhang Xiaohai, and then used his laptop to read the documents for a while.It wasn't until I was going to eat at noon that I remembered to check my mobile phone.
No one else moved, only Bai Li sent a few messages, and they came just after ten o'clock in the morning.At that time, Guan Ruoyu was chatting with Zhang Xiaohai, so he didn't pay attention.Now when I opened it, there were several rows, and there were photos attached, which showed Bai Li's surprise.
[Huahua: Damn, he gave me a bag of fried dough sticks and asked me to share them with my colleagues who didn't have breakfast! 】
Below this message is a photo of a paper bag containing fried dough sticks.The store is considerate, cut the fritters into pieces and put them in a paper bag with a few bamboo sticks in the bag.Guan Ruoyu didn't even need to look carefully, he knew which one it belonged to at a glance.
Bai Li's message is not over yet.
[Huahua: Is it raining red in the sky? 】
[Huahua: And he actually said the taste is okay!Had he tasted it himself!I!No!letter! 】
Guan Ruoyu was almost dizzy from her pile of exclamation points, and while leaving the hospital and walking towards the cafeteria, she replied with voice input: [He's not Huang Shiren.Doesn't your company have afternoon tea and supper? 】
Bai Li should have started her lunch break, and she replied quickly: [I'm not surprised that he split the food, but he brought a bag of fried dough sticks himself!He's a clean freak. Although it's not serious, how could he put this bag in his car?incredible! 】
Guan Ruoyu laughed while walking, and replied: 【Is the deep-fried dough stick delicious? 】
[Huahua: Delicious. 】
[Huahua: But is that the point! 】
"It's delicious, you don't care where it comes from, and it won't poison you to death." Guan Ruoyu continued to input messages by voice, "By the way, if it's delicious, you can find a chance to ask him where he bought it. Try it too."
Bai Li replied: [Guan Guan, you have changed!Where did the foodies come from? !You can't change yourself for love! 】
Guan Ruoyu continued to input by voice: "Love is a fart."
Bai Li is really idle: [Hey, I didn't say it, it's really not a good idea to fuck this persona, I think he doesn't like it.Do you still remember how he replied when you sent him a midnight snack? 】
Guan Ruoyu was entering the cafeteria. He had just chosen what to eat and started queuing up. When he looked at his phone, Bai Li sent another message.
[Huahua: I think if you do it again, he will definitely ignore you. 】
Guan Ruoyu smiled, ordered the food he wanted to eat, and then chose a table to sit down, looking no different from the students around him.He replied "Guess what?" to Bai Li, then put down his phone and prepared to eat.At this moment, the girls at the next table burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha, this dish is so funny. Stir-fried bell peppers with green peppers, why don't you call it 'pepper meeting' hahahaha!" The girls laughed and took pictures, "Kneeling for fried mooncakes with green peppers, I won't eat them if I don't eat them Buy it, hahahaha!"
Guan Ruoyu turned his head to look, but he didn't expect that these children would spend so much time in arranging the background and tableware in order to take pictures.Someone even took out a small floral notebook with a fresh style of literature and art, and used it as a plate pad to line the bottom, and it was red and green for a while, which really looked like a food blogger.
The girls are very interested in such a busy time.While eating his own food, Guan Ruoyu observed the young people's actions with relish, and finally when they put down their phones and packed up props to eat, they approached and said, "I'm Guan Ruoyu from the psychological consultation room. My badge."
As he spoke, he pulled the badge on his chest to let the children see clearly.But the girls didn't seem to pay close attention. After hearing Guan Ruoyu's self-introduction, they let out a small "ah": "Teacher Guan...?!"
...I am so famous?Guan Ruoyu raised his eyebrows secretly, but these girls knew him, and things were much easier to handle.He smiled: "Then what, I just saw that you were taking photos of this dish, is it convenient for you to send me a copy of the photo? Delete your contact information after sending it, don't worry."
"It's okay, teacher, please be sure to keep my contact information!" The girl who took the photo before quickly added Guan Ruoyu's social software account, and then sent him the photo just taken, "Okay! This is the most beautiful Uh... or the most down-to-earth one that the teacher wants? I took a picture of those iron dishes in the window..."
"No need." Guan Ruoyu shook his phone, "This is the most suitable one. You guys took great pictures, thank you!"
"You're welcome!" The girl put the phone away, "If I want to chase someone someday, I'll have to rely on my teacher to help me out!"
Guan Ruoyu smiled slightly: "You are so cute, there is no need for me."
The girls didn't know that this was a polite remark, but they were still giggled by Guan Ruoyu.Guan Ruoyu took advantage of the time and sent the photo of "Pepper Meeting" received to President Zhuang Da.
[Guan Guan Jujiu: (a photo) The school's famous dish, fried bell peppers with green peppers, is known as "Chili Meeting", Mr. Zhuang please appreciate it. 】
The message of fried dough sticks in the morning is still there alone without any response, and there are several speeches about Ruoqu, which makes the greenery look a bit miserable.And what Guan Ruoyu posted was really boring. According to Bai Li's thinking, it's normal for Zhuang Mingqi not to reply to him.
But don't forget, when Bai Li is on her lunch break, Zhuang Mingqi is likely to be on her lunch break too.
When Guan Ruoyu finished his meal, Mr. Zhuang finally replied to the first message of the day.
[Pseudo Bingshan Zhuang: Boring. 】
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