The prime minister who wears books is so charming

Are you improving?Hearing that there was something in Lu Yuanzhi's words, Shen Wei rolled his eyes: "You have to be careful, His Majesty called me a few days ago and asked some questions about men's beds, I'm afraid it will be used on you."

Is it true that mutual harm should be reciprocated these days?Lu Yuanzhi suddenly had difficulty breathing: "You can see it too, brother Shen, help me."

Lu Yuanzhi's heart is like Mingjing's now, Jiang Yi treats him with respect that has turned into love, what should I do?Lu Yuanzhi raised his eyes and begged Shen Wei pitifully.

"There's nothing you can do, Prime Minister, take care." Shen Wei looked away, and then neatly raised his arms around Lu Yuanzhi's armpit, as if to drag him and throw him out.

"Shen Wei, if you let go of me and get the truth out, I'll tell your family member about you peeking at me in the shower."

Lu Yuanzhi's butt was next to the seat and refused to get up. Hearing what he said, Shen Wei could only let go of his hands and sit timidly: "What do you want? I can't help you. If His Majesty really has secret thoughts about you, as a subject, What about this general?"

"I don't care, what bed techniques have you taught him? It's really not good. Let's find some good men and women and send them to His Majesty. When the flowers bloom, the willows will be green and the flowers will bloom. Your Majesty may not be interested in me."

Lu Yuanzhi groped his jaw to think carefully, and Shen Wei at the side also thought carefully: "It's not impossible."

"I will trouble you with this matter. You are more familiar with the affairs in Beijing and China, and the truth is that you will start to meet the King of Southern Border, so you really can't get away."

Shen Wei rolled his eyes at Lu Yuanzhi without hesitation, and raised his hand to touch his face: "God really loves you, after so many years, you are still the same as the little boy, not getting old at all, stained Mao, better than a monkey."

Lu Yuanzhi stroked his chin politely, could not help but frowned, and withdrew his hand in disgust: "Jaishou, you should shave your beard."

"I'm not like you, I'm old." Shen Wei said solemnly: "That year, the year you left, I told me that I did it. Now, don't go astray by yourself, you are right , Jiang Yi has the talent of an emperor, but he is young after all, not as old and cunning as the king of Southern Border."

"Thank you for protecting him for so many years."

Lu Yuanzhi's words were sincere, and Shen Wei's dark face, which he always liked, was a little moved: "It's rare to see you begging me, so I must go all out."

"Really?" Lu Yuanzhi pursed his lips and put his arms around his shoulders: "The general really keeps his word. If there is any request in the future, the veteran will do his best."

"It's easy to say, the prime minister should protect himself right now." Shen Wei glanced down at Lu Yuanzhi, and pursed his lips meaningfully.

Lu Yuanzhi let go of him and sat down: "Huh, let's go to your house for lunch today."

"But, it's just that you don't want to drink alcohol. My family doesn't allow it. Last time I was angry and slept in a separate room with me. I haven't touched meat for half a month. I'm suffocating to death." Shen Wei said.

Lu Yuanzhi smiled politely. This is, throwing dog food in disguise?

At noon, Lu Yuanzhi was sitting at the dining table, but he didn't see Shen Zihe for a long time: "Why doesn't the little general come?"

Xiao Yiwen handed him a bowl of soup, and said slowly: "Don't wait for him, Mr. Bai has been unwell for the past two days, and he has been guarding every step of the way, for fear that he might have forgotten his meal."

Shen Wei slapped his chopsticks on the table hard, with a black face as if he wanted to swallow someone: "Hmph, that brat really disgraced his ancestors, housekeeper, bring some soldiers over to invite him, he wants Don’t come, bring it when you’re knocked out.”

"Yes." The butler left in response.

"Chopsticks." Xiao Yiwen glanced over, and Shen Wei timidly picked up the chopsticks, glanced at him cautiously, and buried his head in picking the food in front of him.

Sitting opposite Lu Yuanzhi, he had a panoramic view of the situation, and felt a sense of relief. It really is true that everything falls into nothing. It is really rare for Shen Wei to be so deflated. It seems that he will have to come to eat more in the future. .

"Mr. Lu, this is a fish brought by Shen Wei's subordinates from the south. It is plump and thornless. Try it." Xiao Yiwen pushed the plate towards Lu Yuanzhi.

Lu Yuanzhi nodded, took a piece of meat from the belly of the fish, and just put it into his mouth, the fish melted in his mouth. Even Lu Yuanzhi, who has never liked fish, tasted a few pieces one after another, and couldn't help but praise: "It's delicious!" ,"

"I want to eat fish too." Shen Wei sniffed, stared at the fish aggrievedly, and carefully looked at his precious wife, waiting for his words.

"Here." Xiao Yiwen put a plate of dry fried small yellow croakers in front of him: "It's all yours."

Shen Wei immediately felt more wronged: "I want to eat..."

"Don't like to eat?"

Seeing Xiao Yiwen frowned, Shen Wei immediately compromised: "I love to eat, this fish tastes better if it has more spines, hehe, it's delicious, it's delicious."

Lu Yuanzhi secretly smiled, this meal was really worth it.

"Although the Prime Minister looks young, he is not young, do you intend to marry?" Xiao Yiwen asked suddenly, and Lu Yuanzhi immediately froze with a smile on his face, waved his hands and said, "Not yet, not yet."

Shen Wei smiled gloatingly with a small yellow croaker in his mouth, Xiao Yiwen tilted his head and said softly to him: "General, be honest, don't get your throat stuck."

Seeing this, Lu Yuanzhi suddenly realized. He had to say that the person in front of him was a real person, and he quietly tested his relationship with Shen Wei. If the relationship is not pure, on the contrary, if he gloats that it has nothing to do with him, it means that the relationship with him is pure and has no other meaning.

The housekeeper hurriedly came to report: "Master, the little general is coming soon."

"En." Shen Wei was still eating the small yellow croaker, and replied vaguely.

Immediately, Shen Zihe came with Bai Shuci in his arms, saw Lu Yuan's hostile face, chose the seat farthest from Lu Yuanzhi to sit down, and put Bai Shuci next to him.

Shen Wei spat out the fishbone in his mouth, and saw that they were not pleasing to the eye: "Stick it together with paste? Hug and hug regardless of the occasion."

"Uncle, speak softly, Shuci is weak, don't scare him." Shen Zihe thoughtfully filled a bowl of soup and placed it in front of Bai Shuci, Bai Shuci resisted pushing forward, silent with a cold face keep silent.

"Scare him?" Shen Wei raised his voice when he heard this, "Is he a rabbit? How can I scare him away?"

Xiao Yiwen gave him a blank look: "Shen Wei, you are eating, what nonsense are you talking about?"

"I go back first."

Bai Shuci made a gesture to get up, but Shen Zihe pushed him back to his seat: "You haven't eaten much these days, if you can't maintain your health well, do you want to suffocate me?"

"Bah, shameless." Shen Wei cursed again, and Lu Yuanzhi, the melon-eater, said that when these two scolded people, their cultural level skyrocketed.

"Since I like it so much, I will marry you, Your Majesty." Lu Yuanzhi said with a smile, after all, it is also allowed to marry male wives now.

Shen Zihe took a sip of the soup and couldn't help laughing out loud: "The prime minister was joking. He and I are just a joke. This general used to raise a dog, and he treated it so well. When it died, I was also sad. It's been a long time, even so, I can't want to marry a dog."

As he said that, Shen Zihe put his hand into Bai Shuci's skirt, and fumbled inside: "This thing is so beautiful. He rolled his eyes at me on the battlefield in the past, and his nostrils were so arrogant. Looking at him now, it's really a shame. Great joy."

"Bitch..."

Shen Wei got up and picked up a spoon and slammed it on him. Shen Zihe stood up and said darkly, "Uncle, aunt, look at him."

Xiao Yiwen heard the sound, glanced at Bai Shuci, then got up and pulled Shen Wei: "Put down the spoon."

Shen Zihe raised his eyebrows at Shen Wei triumphantly, looking like a bully, but he heard Xiao Yiwen continue: "Uncle Nan, the general brought the whip from the martial arts training ground a few days ago and put it in the yard. General."

Xiao Yiwen glared at Shen Zihe, and continued fiercely: "By the way, invite Dr. Li here in advance, and ask him to bring some trauma medicine when he comes, and tell him to prepare more."

Seeing this, Lu Yuanzhi felt at ease. He found a safe place to stand with his bowl in his arms, and said emphatically, "The coffin should be prepared earlier, and good coffins are also scarce."

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