The prime minister who wears books is so charming

Holding on to the vermilion palace wall, Lu Yuanzhi panted heavily. After running so far, no one should be chasing him.

I don't know the purpose of Jiang Yi doing this series of strange things today. The only thing that is certain is that he, Lu Yuanzhi, or Lu Yuan, is still a steel straight man with strong bones.

When it comes to straight men, Lu Yuanzhi's face darkens, Shen Wei is really disrespectful, what are he teaching?All the children of his own family who were young and young were bent by his instigation.

No, Lu Yuanzhi stood up straight, Jiang Yi still had to carry on the family line, so Shen Wei must not be distracted.

I had to talk to him, and Lu Yuanzhi raised his head. At this moment, Shen Wei must be in the training ground, which is not far from the imperial palace.

Lu Yuanzhi walked forward, with the breeze blowing on his face, it was not too hot now, and there was a vague feeling of autumn, and in autumn, it would not be far from the emperor's birthday.

Lu Yuanzhi shook his head and shrugged helplessly, what was he thinking?Originally thinking about the seasons, but later I could think of Jiang Yi. It is really an old father's heart that has no place to rest.

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"Little boy, you don't know where to cut with a knife, you really have dung in your head."

As soon as Lu Yuanzhi walked to the gate of the martial arts training ground, he heard Shen Weizhong's angry voice. He was really middle-aged and very angry.

Lu Yuanzhi shook his head helplessly, and walked towards the formation. Shen Wei didn't see him, but walked slowly into the formation, and kicked a soldier who had prepared a move hard on the ass. After eating shit like a dog, he got up in embarrassment, touched his buttocks and said sadly: "General, the moves of this subordinate are not wrong."

Shen Wei taunted: "The move is correct, but who are you showing this trick to? The general didn't even use his kick and you got down on the ground. On the battlefield, if the enemy attacks you, he will attack you. Now, if your posture is correct, they won’t kill you? You’re going straight ahead, and you’re not allowed to eat at noon.”

When Lu Yuanzhi heard this at close range, he couldn't help laughing out loud. Shen Wei was kicked a lot at their age, and he was caught several times by himself hiding in the corner eating cold steamed buns while wiping his tears. Now it's revenge on the newcomers.

"Yes, General." The young man looked sad, patted the dirt on his body, walked out of the team in desperation, and stood aside and took up his horse gait.

"Why are you here?" When Shen Wei saw Lu Yuanzhi, he was surprised at first, and then disgusted: "I looked for you yesterday, but you just ignored me."

"Oh, it's really not easy to know idioms."

Lu Yuanzhi teased on purpose, Shen Wei hit him with an eye knife, grabbed the big knife on the side and made a gesture to chop it, Lu Yuanzhi stood there and looked at him so calmly: "It's still like this, I see, you can't cut it cut me."

When Shen Wei was a young boy, whenever he was provoked, he would pick up a knife to do it, and he still has this virtue now.

Sure enough, Shen Wei didn't really make a move. He stopped two steps away from Lu Yuanzhi, threw the knife casually, and coughed lightly: "What advice does your lord Prime Minister have?"

"I'll talk about it later. The general won't invite Zhenxiang to drink some tea? There are no rules."

Lu Yuanzhi began to deliberately tease Shen Wei again.

Shen Wei rolled his eyes at him: "Go, drink, big bear, bring two jugs of wine." After finishing speaking, Shen Wei grabbed Lu Yuanzhi's shoulders and dragged him into the house.It was very simple here, with only a table and a few wooden chairs beside the table.

"The truth is about tea, not wine." Lu Yuanzhi frowned. He usually doesn't like to drink, and he doesn't hold a lot of alcohol. The last time he drank was at Shen Zihe's celebration banquet.

"Hawk, haw, there's only a big bowl of wine in the barracks, don't play tricks on people, what's the point of tea?"

While talking, the soldier came up with two jars of wine, one was placed in front of Lu Yuanzhi and the other in front of Shen Wei.

Lu Yuanzhi looked at the wine jar in front of him that was bigger than his own head, and was immediately dumbfounded, swallowing his saliva: "Well, I suddenly don't feel thirsty..."

After all, he looked up and saw Shen Wei holding the wine jar and pouring it into his mouth. Lu Yuanzhi stretched out his index finger and poked the wine jar. flatter?

"Hurry up and drink, you don't know, my family is too strict, I haven't drunk alcohol for a long time, I'm very greedy, today just happened to be your visit, I have a valid reason, drink quickly, if you don't drink, I will open your mouth and pour it in." Shen Wei put down the wine jar, wiped his mouth with his sleeve indiscriminately, and did not forget to persuade you to drink.

Hearing his urging, Lu Yuan's heart broke, and he will accompany him today, and opened the wine jar: "The wine glass..."

"What kind of cup? There is no cup, drink it, the elders are talking about it." Shen Wei took a few more sips while holding the wine jar, and shouted at the door at the top of his voice: "Big bear, there is not enough wine, hold a few more jars Come drink."

Lu Yuanzhi raised his head to drink, and poured the clear wine into his mouth along the mouth of the altar, which tasted hearty.

The two of them drank five or six jars before they calmed down. Shen Wei held the empty wine jar in his arms, his cheeks were blushing, and he looked at Lu Yuanzhi with blurred eyes, hiccupped heavily, and stretched out his index finger to land on Lu Yuanzhi's face: " Your face is red!"

Lu Yuanzhi rubbed his temples, barely opened his eyes, and retorted unwillingly to show weakness: "Cut, your face is even redder, like a monkey's butt."

"You fucking fart, you're the one with monkey ass, your whole family... all like... monkey ass..."

Shen Wei stood up holding the jar unsteadily, and yelled at Lu Yuanzhi, who lay on the table, pouted aggrievedly: "I'm the only one in my family, and I'm the only one who looks like a monkey's butt..."

"You're drunk." Shen Wei giggled a few times, put down the wine jar, walked in front of Lu Yuanzhi, and took his arm: "I'm not even drunk, you can't drink enough."

"Just kidding, I'm the one who won't pour a thousand cups. You're the only one who's drunk. Your whole family is drunk." Lu Yuanzhi shook off his hand and stood up, walking towards the door with staggering steps, almost using it several times. His left foot tripped his right foot.

He staggered to the center of the training ground, and shouted to Shen Wei who was in the room: "Big head Shen, come out quickly."

Shen Wei, who was in a daze in the room, immediately became furious when he heard him call his name, threw the wine jar in his arms to the ground, rolled up his sleeves and rushed out: "You fucking court death, Lu Yuanzhi."

Lu Yuanzhi was not panicked at all. Seeing Shen Wei coming out, he turned his head to the soldiers in the martial arts training ground and said, "Fathers and elders, stop your work and stand up. I will show you walking in a straight line."

The soldiers covered their mouths one by one and held back their laughter. Some of the brave ones clapped their hands and shouted, "Okay, come one."

This undoubtedly encouraged Lu Yuanzhi, who became even more excited, with one hand on his hip, and walked on a catwalk in a rather international style. It was just the alcohol that caused him to walk more and more sideways, but he still didn't notice it, and he felt very good about himself.

He walked up to Shen Wei and patted him on the shoulder arrogantly: "It's... hiccup... it's your turn."

"Haha, okay, one more."

There were more and more soldiers cheering, and Shen Wei still had a little bit of cognition. He felt that this behavior was not good. He pulled Lu Yuanzhi, and put his mouth close to his ear: "Calm down for a while."

"What are you afraid of? If you don't dare to walk in a straight line, you're just drunk." Lu Yuanzhi laughed a few times, then turned his head and shouted again to the soldiers in the martial arts training ground: "Fathers, folks, don't panic, I have other talents to show everyone .”

As he said that, Lu Yuanzhi jumped up and felt that his body was as light as a swallow. He immediately soared into the air and stepped on the eaves.

He stood on the eaves in a daze for a moment, shook his head, and frowned before reacting. He couldn't help but panicked, and looked down without daring to move, his voice trembling: "It's so high!"

"My lord is really amazing, jump down quickly." Most of the soldiers were teenagers. Seeing his lightness, they couldn't help being stunned and applauding enviously.

Lu Yuanzhi swallowed nervously, looking at the height below, his legs were trembling like a sieve, in his hazy consciousness, he didn't accept the fact that he jumped up just now: "I can fly? Okay High!"

"My lord is really powerful, come down quickly, my lord!" The soldiers shouted one after another: "One more, my lord!"

"The truth is scary!" Lu Yuanzhi shouted towards the bottom: "Come and save me, Shen Wei, save me quickly."

He shifted his gaze to Shen Wei, and the guy had already fallen on the ground and fell asleep, and two guards were pulling his arm and pulling him into the room.

"My lord, we are all recruits, we can't fly!" A soldier replied, and then many people covered their mouths and laughed.

So what to do?Lu Yuanzhi squatted tremblingly, hugged his knees, stretched his neck and probed down, glanced at the bottom and quickly retracted, closed his eyes and whispered: "It's really tall!"