When I Ditched the Protagonist [Quick Transmigration]

The director dragged his voice to tease the two of them: "You don't think so, maybe the other person thinks so?"

Su Mingxiu: "..."

Su Hui was holding the pen, her blue eyes focused on Su Mingxiu, and she shook her head slightly.So he breathed a sigh of relief and wrote on the whiteboard in front of him: None.

[Director, they agree on the answer, report! ]

[Laughing to death, is this the tacit understanding you said? ]

The director's voice ruthlessly came from the loudspeaker: "Guests are invited to answer the questions individually. Don't try to copy homework. One point will be deducted for each discovery."

"Second question, please write down the other party's nickname for you."

"By the way, we already have a copy of the answers to the questions. So please don't take chances and answer seriously."

Su Mingxiu continued to write the answer on the question board without hesitation.

Su Hui started to get tangled up again...

She first wrote "baby", thought about it and crossed it out. After all, this is the sweet talk that Su Mingxiu only has every time she does it, and in life...

"none"?

Keep crossing out.

There are, for example, every time she does something like shooting her own foot with a rock, Su Mingxiu will call her "stupid fish" in that helpless and funny tone.

Su Hui finally wrote this.

……

After answering the CP ten questions, the pair showed the question board in their hands, and the barrage had already burst into laughter.

The director began to publish the forms that the two had filled out before participating in the show, with their respective answers to these ten questions.

Even for the convenience of the audience to see clearly, the program team specially pushed a small whiteboard with the answers on both sides clearly written on it.

The first question is the favorite drink, back to back:

Susu can do anything;

Su Mingxiu: Boiled water.

The second question is to give the other party a nickname, backtracking:

Su Su;

Su Mingxiu: Baby.

As the answers were revealed one by one, everyone around laughed out loud compared to Su Hui's falsified answer that excluded the correct answer.

[Hahaha what kind of comedy contestant is Suhui]

[Stupid fish? ?Is this nickname real?Didn't expect the two of you to play so much in private? ]

[I am the only one who feels sorry for Su Mingxiu who answered all the answers correctly, but Su Hui was all wrong? ]

[Su Mingxiu: I never thought that her brain circuit belonged to this sub]

When the audience in the live broadcast room laughed, Su Mingxiu also saw the content on the other party's question board, thought for a while, and laughed too.

Only Su Hui was unhappy when the director announced that they scored 0 in the first group.

She stood up with her arms folded, and watched other guests answer the questions beside Su Mingxiu.

Compared with their comedic effect, Zhao Xiaohua and Jacker are full of the sweet atmosphere of you and me. Even if you don’t need ventilation special effects, you can still see pink bubbles floating in the air.

Even after the director didn't ask a question, the two of them were able to chat about some situations at that time based on this question, and there was a tacit understanding between what you said and what I said.

[This is the correct way for couples to open up]

[Woooooh, Xiao Zhao wants to be happy]

[Jacker is good at it!He is so spoiled!I can do this man! ]

In the end, their group scored 6 points. Compared with Su Mingxiu and her two zero eggs, it can be said that they escaped from the self-help tent in advance.

The question for Shuangsu was a little more difficult. The first question turned out to be "What is the most impressive thing you have done for him?"

The two have been married for almost ten years, and their children are five or six years old. There are too many such scenes, and it is a bit difficult to pick them out.

But the netizens in the live broadcast room saw the two of them write the exact same answer on the question board almost at the same time.

In the end they scored 9...

[Worthy of being a love myth in the circle, I'm admiring it]

[I wish you 9999]

The director's voice sounded at the right time: "This is the end of the first round of tacit understanding test, please continue to work hard on the couple with the lowest tacit understanding value, and cultivate more sweetness under difficult and difficult conditions."

Su Yingdi smiled at them: "Our old bones are indeed a bit sorry for being unable to bear the wind and sleep, you guys work hard! We will roast the ingredients for you first, and we will eat together later."

This is to see that Su Mingxiu and the others are too miserable, and they are going to help them with food.

After Su Hui said his thanks, when he turned to face Su Mingxiu, his expression was a bit annoyed.

If Su Mingxiu also got the wrong answer, she could confidently say that the other party didn't know her well enough, but now she is the only one who got the wrong answer...

"Come on, hold this corner for me." Su Mingxiu patted her arm and said to her.

Su Hui obeyed obediently, but when she was about to leave, he whispered to her: "Am I really stupid?"

Of course, the more important thing is, in this way, will Su Mingxiu, who saw her answer, feel that he doesn't care at all and will be disappointed in her?

"How come?" Su Mingxiu looked at her with a smile, "What you wrote is also the correct answer for me, who said there can only be one answer?"

Because the tent cloth was held by Su Hui, she was able to give him a hug with her free hand, "You get full marks for this paper, because you remember everything I said."

[Depend on!She is so good! ]

[No wonder Su Hui was eaten to death... My sister can do it too!Avatar screaming chicken]

[I don't know which one to envy for a while!Sure enough, it’s the best when a beautiful woman falls in love with a beautiful woman]

The live broadcast room belonging to them is also satisfied with the harmonious atmosphere where they scored 0 points.

With Su Hui's cooperation, Su Mingxiu quickly set up a tent, and the two couples next to him were a little shocked to see them.

After all, the physical work of setting up a tent, I didn't expect the two girls to finish it so easily and without panting.

Although the tents were not as luxurious as those of the film kings and queens, they were not much worse than those of Zhao Xiaohua and Jacker. At least sleeping two people at night was not a big problem.

In front of the luxury tent over there, there was already a barbecue grill set up. The actor Su's craftsmanship is very good, so the actress only needs to fan the smoke by the side, blowing the fragrant meat all the way to the distance.

Their barbecue has meat, vegetables and rich seasonings, while Zhao Xiaohua's side has simple pork and cabbage, and the seasoning is only salt and soy sauce.

But it is better than Su Mingxiu who has nothing to follow Suhui.

The two walked straight into the woods of the barren mountain, and followed the camera to follow them all the way under the reminder of the other two couples to pay attention to safety.

[It’s really impossible, let’s grab some food at Senior Shuangsu’s place, how can people survive in the wild these days, this barren mountain is terrifying]

[Isn't Su Mingxiu a cook?She should know some dishes, right?As long as you don't pick mushrooms beyond your limits]

[Good guy, here is Shen Nong tasting all kinds of herbs? ]

In the camera, a beautiful girl with silver-blue hair is stuffing the leaf she just discovered into her mouth.

Su Mingxiu's eyelids twitched. Although she can accurately distinguish what can be used as food and what is poisonous plants in the forest thanks to the system's blessing of God of Cooking, she still can't stand such a tiger.

"What are you doing?"

Su Hui looked up at her, and took out the leaf from his mouth: "This one looks like a green onion, I thought it tasted similar."

"Uh..." Perhaps seeing Su Mingxiu's speechlessness, he paused, and said Su Hui, "Don't be afraid, I'm very resistant to poison."

This is true, the blue-ringed octopus, which is recognized as the most poisonous in the ocean, can only paralyze their skin for a few hours with the neurotoxin released in front of the mermaids.

Su Mingxiu did hear her mention this when she was watching Animal World.But this does not mean that backtracking also has the same anti-drug effect on land animals and plants, right?

Anyway, she dare not gamble.

In case you are really recruited, and then you come to participate in a love variety show, but the object is gone, that would be really exciting.

[Shen Nong thought so too back then]

[This is the first time I saw someone saying that I am resistant to drugs. You are really there. How can you prove it? ]

[Suhui: To tell you the truth, I grew up drinking dichlorvos]

Su Mingxiu refused without hesitation: "No."

In order to ensure safety, she even held Su Hui's hand as she walked forward to ensure that she was always within her sight, "You are not allowed to put anything in your mouth without my permission."

...that's great.

Su Hui followed her quietly, watching her pick some wild vegetables and common fungi professionally, and after following her for a while, asked, "Are we going to have no meat today?"

Su Mingxiu looked at the camera behind him: "It's not good to eat wild game here?"

Brother Camera: "..." Don't look at me, I'm just a tool person.

Fortunately, the director was also watching the situation here, and soon announced the extra meal plan for the lagging group.

"There is a water pond 200 meters ahead, just play a game with us, and the winner will get fishing tools, so you can hope to add a fish to your lunch—"

Just as the director finished speaking, Zhao Xiaohua's group in the tent camp got up first and asked, "What game?"

In the woods, Su Hui asked the camera: "Where is the pool?"

Camera: ?

With a dazed expression on his face, he led the two of them to the pool, thinking that they wanted to verify whether there were any fish in it before deciding whether to participate in the game, who knows...

Su Hui squatted down and touched the surface of the water.

The director's horn came from outside: "If you want to get fishing tools, you must first come out and answer questions."

Su Hui pretended not to hear.

Su Mingxiu couldn't help laughing, the corners of his lips raised slightly, and couldn't help raising his hand to pat the person squatting in front: "Do you want to try fishing?"

In fact, she didn't want Su Hui to be too high-profile, so as not to expose her identity and attract unnecessary attention.

As a result, the beautiful woman squatting by the pond turned around and looked at her in disbelief, as if asking with her eyes: What are you kidding?I want to eat fish and need to find tools?

Su Mingxiu also squatted down, his eyes were at the same level as the mermaid: "But I want to try."

Obviously there are ready-made fish catchers here, but she wanted to try a stupid way, Su Hui curled her lips, and said: "Then you go and look at the questions outside, if it is still a boring question with only one correct answer, you Just come back and I'll catch fish for you."

"Okay," Su Mingxiu smiled, "If the topic is too difficult, today's lunch meat is entirely up to you."

Su Hui raised his chin: "Of course."

[Did you forget that the director can also hear the chat here? ]

[Director: A boring question?Hell mode on]

[Hahahaha the jacker next door has already gone back crying because he was asked to arm wrestle with the camera brother]

But Su Mingxiu didn't know the difficulty of this assessment after all.So Yoyo walked out of the woods with the ingredients she had collected before, and when she heard the director asked her to randomly pick a staff member to race against the mountain——

Su Mingxiu: "Farewell."

She turned around leisurely like when she came here: "The water pool has been found, we can catch the fish ourselves, thank you."

director:"?"

[Who the hell still remembers that this is a love variety show, it's the first time I see guests can't fix the director in this variety show]

[so happy!So cool!I like Yazi who doesn't follow the flow hhh]

[Su Mingxiu: The killer of variety shows is right here]

[My imaginary wild date: woo woo woo I'm so afraid to hug!Double s wild date: easily carry the audience!Comes with a wilderness survival guide! ]

Not to be outdone, the director picked up the loudspeaker and said to her back: "The fish in the pool are all wild. They are very cunning and fierce. If you don't bring fishing tackle, it may be difficult to get food!"

Su Mingxiu: "Really? I don't believe it." The most ferocious fish are already in her house.

The other two groups of guests: "?"

So wild!

They also followed curiously, wanting to see how the two of them caught fish by the pool.

When Su Mingxiu came back, there was already a string of tails behind her, and Su Hui didn't mind at all. During the time Su Mingxiu was away, she had already recognized the smell of delicious fish that could be eaten in the pool Roughly what.

So she gestured to Su Mingxiu: "Here is the kind you made pickled fish at home two days ago..."

"grass carp?"

"Ok!"

"That's it."

"How big do you want?"

"Five or six catties? It's too big and smells fishy, ​​and the few of us can't finish it. Don't grab too big ones."

[I thought I was at the vegetable market? ]

[Before the fish is caught, and you two haven't even tried it, are you dreaming in vain? ]

[The pool is so deep, I didn't see anything, Su Hui, are you cheating on me? ]

The barrage was full of voices of doubt.

As a result, in the next second, the woman who was squatting by the pool suddenly knelt down on one knee, stretched out a hand into the water, and in less than a second, grabbed a long black scale from the pool. body grass carp.

Just by looking at the strength of the fish's tail flick and the splash of water, you can tell how powerful it is, but Su Hui just held it easily, and then handed it to Su Mingxiu: "Is this one okay?"

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[Is catching fish so simple?Learned, go to the vegetable market to try today]

[No bragging, no blackmail, my cat catches goldfish not as fast as her]

[The program team doubled the speed? ]

[Grass carp: very suddenly]

The two pairs of guests who came next to me were also dumbfounded, and Jacker even wandered over to the other side: "I... I will also try to get it like this?"

Then Su Mingxiu turned his head and explained to them: "Stunt moves, please don't imitate, she grew up by the sea, so she is better at catching fish."

Other guests: "Wow! Awesome!"

Barrage: [I believe you are evil]

When Su Mingxiu and Su Hui returned home with a full load, the expressions of the director team:? ?

What hardships and hardships create a beautiful love and cultivate a tacit understanding, laughing to death, there is no hardship at all, the fish that Su Mingxiu grilled is simply today's mvp.

Even after they finished eating, Su Mingxiu went to the nearby woods to pick some wild flowers to decorate the tent.In this way, the tent of the two of them will not have a certain warmth.