super dangerous novelist

Osamu Dazai cursed in his heart the psychopath who disturbed him from jumping into the water to commit suicide, and raised his hand to wave away the disgusting and choking second-hand smoke in front of him.

The blurred vision caused by coughing finally faded slowly, and the eyes gradually became clear.

Focusing his eyes, he saw a face that was so beautiful that it could be described as bewitching.

His eyes are like peach blossoms, his skin is like creamy fat, and the two well-placed moles add a thousand kinds of charm to him. Even if the beauties in ukiyo-e beauties come out of the painting, it can't be compared...

Just behaving rudely and speaking with a strange accent.

Osamu Dazai hates rude people, but he doesn't hate beautiful women.

A conflicted emotion surged in his heart, he seemed to unintentionally dig out the water in his ears, and then stuck out a section of pink tongue.

"Can't do it..."

"So you're from Osaka?" The accent was weird.

Jiang Ye Yukina heard that he just looked at every inch of Dazai's skin carefully, thinking about the workflow of assembling this guy into a fresh and fat fish.

Then I realized that it was time-consuming and wasteful to do so, and I didn't have any money to get it.

Forget it, making a fish that is dying will not have any ornamental value.

However, when Osamu Dazai was being scrutinized inch by inch by those honey-like mellow golden pupils, he couldn't help but feel a sense of crisis.

He felt like he had turned into a fish on a chopping board, and the eyes of the other party were like cold and sharp scalpels, looking for the perfect cutting line in his smooth and soft fish belly.

what happened?

This trembling feeling that makes people want to escape but cannot resist...

This person's eyes looked like a calm lunatic to him, Dazai couldn't tell whether he was expecting or fearing, this feeling made him feel very novel.

But in the next second, he was released, and his neck lost its restraint.

"?"

"Since you can't become a fish, then go down and catch it." Before he could react, Jiang Ye swung the pole vigorously, throwing the man from the bank into the middle of the river.

Dazai: "!"

After splashing in the river for a few times, he finally floated up. He saw Jiang Ye inserting the fishing rod halfway into the soil, clapped his hands and walked away.

After Dazai drifted with the river for a certain distance, the pull of the bait hook caught Destiny's neck again, like a humanoid fishing machine.

Unexpectedly, the other party would choose to retaliate against him in this way in the end. Osamu Dazai spit out a bunch of bubbles in the water, his eyes stared at Jiang Ye's leaving figure, and his emotions continued to settle...

Jiang Ye lost interest in fishing for a while, and threw his finished cigarette on the ground in boredom, put his hands in his trouser pockets, stamped it out with his feet, and then kicked it away.

"Let's go and play in random steps."

A quarter of an hour later.

"I told you to come to me directly, don't run to Master Luanbu to eat and drink like a wet puppy every time."

Edogawa sat on the chair in a random step, watching Jiang Ye put his chin on his desk, groping here and there with his slender fingers, until the corners of his mouth were covered with biscuit crumbs.

"I can't do your job." Tired of squatting, Jiang Ye simply swept the food on the table aside and sat down on it.

Ranpo knew that he had no other interests besides assembling machinery and writing, so it happened on a whim.

But this does not mean that Jiang Ye really has no specialties other than these two, and Ranpo, who met the other party in the police academy, knows this well.

The main reason is that Jiang Ye's personality is different from this kind of positive business unit, which really makes his stay in the detective agency comparable to any cruel torture.

Ranpo still remembers that Jiang Ye was called into the police academy as an irregular immigrant. One of the reasons was that he had no name, let alone a passport and ID card that could prove his identity. Special talent brought back to Japan.

It is said that as early as a few years ago, there were rumors of non-human "undead warriors" appearing on the European battlefield.

At that time, due to geographical problems, European organizations launched an arrest operation first, but the plane crashed on the way back to the base due to malfunction.

The "Undead Warrior" survived the catastrophe and was found by the Russian border patrol team, and then sent to a surrounding hospital for supervision.

Later, a series of unverifiable incidents happened. The "undead warrior", that is, Jiang Ye Xuezhen escaped from the hospital and was sent back to his country by the spies sent by Japan to take care of him.

In this way, a man with a foreign language but an Asian face appeared in the police academy.

He was originally trained as Japan's "secret weapon" in the war of supernatural powers, so Eno's physical fitness tests repeatedly broke through the standards of ordinary people, and his skills were so excellent that they surpassed people's imagination at the time.

But such an outstanding talent is regarded as a laughing stock by most people because of his unfamiliarity with Japanese and his eccentric personality.

After learning these things, Ranpo felt that the world was inexplicable.

One day after class, he approached Eno who was sitting alone in an empty classroom.

There were dense Japanese pseudonyms written on the blackboard, but Jiang Ye never glanced at them, and only focused on studying the thick pile of handwritten manuscripts in his hand.

It is said that he got it in a hospital on the border of Moscow, and Eno didn't know Russian at that time.

"Deconstruct every syllable and character, and reorganize it with the language system in my mind, so that I can understand and learn."

This is the message Jiang Ye conveyed to him when he could not understand the language.

Because the electric waves of the brain were correctly aligned, it was the first time that Ranbu met someone who could give him such a feeling of no obstacles.

As a result, Ranpo and Jiang Ye, who are also weird in the eyes of others, became friends.

After Edogawa Ranpo knew that his name was pronounced Eno, he gave him a homonymous Japanese name-Eno.

And "Xue Zhen" was chosen by Jiang Ye himself. He said that the snow in Moscow is very beautiful.

Later, Changan Island appeared, and Jiang Ye was taken away by a military doctor. Not long after that, Ranpo was expelled from the police academy for exposing the dormitory supervisor's love history. It was not until a year after Japan's defeat that he saw Jiang Ye again in Yokohama.

At that time too, Jiang Ye found him like a gray puppy, and his Japanese became strange, like a hybrid of Osaka and Russia...

Ranbu's thoughts came back, and he tugged at the corner of Jiang Ye's clothes, "Isn't it good to be Lord Ranpo's puppy?"

Ranpo likes to get along with Jiang Ye, and also likes the feeling that the other party actively relies on him.

Jiang Ye was originally sitting on the table with his legs spread apart, but he put his hands between his legs, bowed his back and showed a docile smile like a dog to Luanbu, "Wow~"

Ranbu didn't get an answer, snorted arrogantly, but still stretched out his hand to touch Jiangye's soft and smooth hair.

I've tried rua many times and it still feels so good.

He messed up Jiang Ye's hair and combed it carefully, as if he really had a good dog.

Ranbu was extraordinarily patient in this matter.

"If you stay in the detective agency, you will have snacks every day. If you don't have enough, Xie Ye will buy them. Besides, the benefits are high. You can also exchange a bigger house with your roommate."

Jiang Ye's back was bent very low, making it easier for him to walk around rua him. Instead, he propped his elbows on his knees and supported his chin with his hands, "But I still want to rebel."

It was agreed with Ogai.

"Then you don't come to see Mr. Ranbu again! Hmph!" Ranbu suddenly raised his voice, rubbed his hands indiscriminately, then stood up angrily and turned his back to him.

Jiang Ye's hair became messy again, and he tilted his head to look at Ranbu's back.

After staring at it for a few seconds, the gaze slowly moved out of the window. On the transparent and clean glass window, hoarfrost that does not conform to solar terms is slowly condensing on the four corners.

"Random steps."

"Don't call Ranpo-sama's name!" Edogawa raised his head with his eyes closed, unwavering.

"Walking around!"

"Even if you shout a thousand times, Lord Ranbu won't change his mind!"

"Strolling in disorder..."

"Jiang Ye, what exactly are you going to say?" Ranbu finally turned around, and sneezed inadvertently after speaking.

Are you catching a cold?

Looking up, Jiang Yexue's golden eyes really widened, and she looked behind him in surprise, "Random steps, it's snowing!"

"!"

Luanbu suddenly turned around, only to realize that the coldness just now was not an illusion.

The windows had already been covered with a hazy layer of hoarfrost at some point, and the fine snow falling from the windows gradually turned into heavy snowflakes, covering the buildings and roads with a thin layer of snow within seconds.

It was still May, and when such an extreme phenomenon appeared for the first time, Luanbu's first reaction was to look at Jiang Ye.

However, Jiang Ye's figure was no longer there.

Ranbu narrowed his eyes slightly, it was definitely him who did it.

Eno is still immersed in the joy of snow, Yokohama rarely snows in winter, even if it snows, it is not enough to enjoy.

It was rare to see a heavy snow comparable to what he had seen in Europe, so he ran out without thinking.

Standing on the side of the street, surrounded by pedestrians surprised by the sudden extreme weather.

Jiang Ye's body was soon stained with snow, and his exhaled breath turned into a cloud of white mist under the extremely cold conditions, and his face, which was as white as snow, gradually turned into a light pink.

He left a string of footprints on the snow-covered ground, sometimes writing and drawing with his toes on the flatter surface, having fun.

The snow melted, making his hair wet, sticking to his face in strands, like a fairy living in the water.

Enough playing, passing by the river bank where I was fishing before, I found a group of people discussing something there.

Jiang Ye: "?"

When I got closer, I couldn't see what was in the middle of the crowd even if I stood on tiptoe.

His rod should be inside.

Jiang Ye heard people say "so pitiful" and "how can you treat a child like this", and stretched out his hand to grab the person in front of him.

After breaking through the barriers, he saw the boy who was thrown into the river by him earlier standing there with red eyes, holding his fishing rod and a fish in his hands.

Just as he was about to return the fishing rod, Jiang Ye heard the other party suddenly utter an aggrieved and frightened voice: "Brother, you are finally back! Look, I caught a fish!"

Then the people around immediately turned their eyes on him, pointing at him with blame in their tone.

"How could you throw your younger brother in the river? It's too dereliction of duty as an older brother!"

"And it's snowing suddenly, aren't you afraid that your brother will freeze to death?"

"You just want to kill your brother? You are too cruel!"

"..."

Jiang Ye tilted his head in doubt: "?"

He looked at Dazai, his eyes swept over the other's black hair, kite eyes and delicate face.

Looking at it this way, it seems that they are indeed a little bit like a family.

"younger brother?"

Dazai: "Brother!"

"Forget it, forget it, don't go fishing here, go home quickly, the snow is getting bigger and bigger, it's really evil." The passerby saw that the boy's brother was not as bad as he imagined, probably it was an accident, and then changed the subject .

"Yes, anyway, take your brother home, he looks cold."

Dazai's body was indeed trembling slightly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he took the initiative to hold Jiang Ye's hand, raised his face and said to him: "Brother, let's go home."

Jiang Ye glanced at him calmly, raised his hand to stroke the wet hair on his forehead, then took his own fishing rod, and led Dazai away from the crowd.

Halfway, the snow still didn't stop, and Yokohama seemed to have really become a snow country.

Jiang Ye hadn't led Dazai for a long time, and walked a few steps aimlessly. When he thought about it and turned around, he found that his lips were white with cold and his body was shaking like chaff, but he still followed him step by step.

The fish in the pocket was also frozen stiff.

Looks pathetic, like an abandoned puppy.

But the puppy was willing to accept such torture, instead of finding a warm corner to hide.

He wants to die--

Jiang Ye came to a conclusion in his heart.

"When a person freezes to death, the death looks very ugly." Jiang Ye said to the boy standing a few meters away.

"Then you consider whether you want to save me?" Osamu Dazai grinned a not-so-bright smile, as if he was about to be dragged down into a dark quagmire.

"I won't save people."

Jiang Ye took out the cigarette case in his pocket, but found that the cigarettes inside had been soaked in snow water and could not be used at all.

"Tsk." Throw it away in disgust, and look back at Dazai.

A few seconds later, he decisively looked away to inspect the vehicles parked around him.

Dazai watched this weird person ignore him, strode towards a car with the engine on, raised his hand and knocked on the window.

He fell down like this with a playful heart, unable to make any ripples.

Haven't you already gotten used to it?

In such a world, he will always be alone.

I was just playing just now, I just wanted to test the other party's reaction.

And the test results will come out soon.

Dazai's vision gradually blurred, it was impossible for him to live in such an extreme snowy day.

However, this is the ending he expected.

It just doesn't look good when you die.

He saw what Jiang Ye said to the people in the car again, and he got a cigarette successfully, and the people in the car lit the fire for him.

Jiang Ye took a breath contentedly, raising his smooth jawline.

I have to admit, he looks good smoking too.

Then, Jiang Ye, who was exhaling smoke rings, half-closed his eyes and looked at him, and the corners of his mouth seemed to raise a smile of unknown meaning, which seemed to be mocking and pitying.

This was the last picture Dazai saw before he lost consciousness.