acting substitution syndrome

On March 3, Robrie returned home.

In the small courtyard of my hometown in Shandong.

Robbie made big bags and small bags: "Dad, Mom, I'm back!"

Robery: "Your son Jinyi has returned home!"

Father Luo: "That's called returning home."

Luo Ma: "It's not the first day you know he's uneducated."

Robry: "Mom and Dad, it's not easy for your son to come back once, what's the matter?"

Dad Luo: "You finally came back once and let the king bring the dogs all over the village to howl at you, do you think about it?"

Dad Luo adjusted his glasses, but saw another person getting off the car.

At first glance, he looks like a person of a completely different level from his own dog son.

Luo's father immediately looked solemnly: "This is..."

Robrey: "Your daughter-in-law!"

Father Luo: "..."

Luo's mother rushed out excitedly: "Daughter-in-law, I seem to have heard daughter-in-law... Let me see which girl is blind and has taken a fancy to my son..."

……

In the house, the dumplings are fragrant.

Luo's mother babbled: "Robri calls me every day, saying that Mr. Gu is very kind and generous to him, pays him a salary, and buys him a car. Hey, how old is Mr. Gu?"

Mr. Gu: "Just call me Xiao Gu, I'm 33."

Luo's mother thought for a while: "This age is fine, I can be a godfather."

Luo's mother: "Seniority is here."

……

Dad Luo and Mr. Gu exchanged views on the international situation.

"Recently, Sino-US relations seem to be breaking the ice. Trade tariffs have been lowered again, and many orders have been signed..."

"Economic globalization is an unstoppable trend, but it seems that cultural barriers have yet to be broken."

"Well, Mr. Gu said so."

Robbie poked his head out: "It's all due to me! Mine!"

Luo Ma: "Look at the dumplings you made, they are exactly the same as yours."

Robli looked at the crooked dumpling in his hand: "Why are they exactly the same?"

Luo Ma: "Sharp mouth, thick skin, hollow belly."

Robry: "...No, Mom, I really did something big in America this time."

Dad Luo: "I heard it a long time ago. You went to the United States to dance ballet."

Robbie: "Who told you that?"

Dad Luo: "China Central Television, news broadcast."

Robbie: "..."

……

Robbie tried to explain: "That was before."

Robrie: "I made another trip to the United States later."

Luo's mother: "Let's leave your things there, I know you have left everything behind."

Robry: "...emmm, I went to the United States to shoot a movie, a Sino-American co-production."

Mom Luo: "What are you talking about?"

Robry: "Hua Gong."

Mom Luo: "What?"

Robery: "Chinese workers building railroads in America."

Luo's mother suddenly realized: "Our railway guerrillas have all gone to the United States to fight?"

……

Mr. Gu explained the outline of the movie.

Father Luo is serious.

Luo Ma was angry.

Luo's mother: "I knew that the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea captured a few American prisoners, so they came to Zaozhuang to build the railway."

Luo Ma: "Tit for tat."

Robery: "...the older generation is really full of revolutionary enthusiasm."

Father Luo: "That's why it was said in the newspapers before, strictly guard against death, and be alert to the emergence of two devils and traitors in the next generation."

Robry: "Wait a minute, why am I a traitor to the Second Devil?"

Father Luo: "I didn't talk about you, but about the king."

Robery was startled: "Your Majesty?"

Luo's mother: "An oversight was not prevented, and the king gave birth to a litter of cubs with Japan's Akita."

Robrey looked down at the king.

The king frowned, and covered his eyes with his claws.

Robbie: "You're fucking better than me."

……

Robery: "I've said it a long time ago, Gouzi's greatest contribution is dog meat hotpot."

Robbie: "No way, you can neuter it, so as not to harm other bitches."

Luo's mother shook her head: "The people in the neutering center also said that dogs as energetic as Da Wang are rare, and he hopes to retain the right of dogs to reproduce, so as to facilitate research."

Robbury: "Damn it, doesn't that mean that all the dogs in the village will be descended from it?"

Father Luo sighed: "It's almost there now."

Father Luo: "Do you still remember Xiaohua?"

Robry was taken aback: "I remember."

Robli was a little restless, and even took a peek at Mr. Gu.

Robli murmured: "Xiao Hua was my playmate when I was young, Qingmei, it's Xiaoqingmei..."

Dad Luo: "That's Huahua, I'm talking about Xiaohua."

Robbie: "?"

Luo's mother: "Xiao Hua is a dog with two spots on its back."

Robrie: "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Robrie: "Fuck, I'm not kidding myself."

Luo's mother: "Xiao Hua has also been harmed."

Luo's mother: "The little flower was meant to be mated with other people's pure blood, but the king sneaked into the family's house in the middle of the night, sneaked into the family's house and harmed the family, and finally gave birth to a litter of black-backed miscellaneous hairs."

Robrey: "This dog is terrible, and he will fucking cheat."

……

Robli: "Mom and Dad, I was busy last year and didn't come back. This year I have been busy for another year..."

Father Luo: "Okay, it's understandable, you're busy with work, and now you're famous, it's different from before."

Robbie: "No, let me ask my parents where else do you want to travel?"

Luo's mother: "My son is filial. I still remember my mother's travel. Didn't your father and I go to Sanya last time..."

Robbie: "Yeah, where do you want to go this year?"

Robli: "If you don't want to go abroad, my son is rich now, so I'll sign up for a tour for you."

Luo Ma smiled happily: "Going abroad? It's okay to go abroad, go out to have fun and see the world."

Dad Luo narrowed his eyes: "What do you want to do, kid?"

Robry: "It's better to go out for three to five months, so it's almost the same."

Robli said bluntly: "Before going abroad, do a physical examination to ensure that this second child can still be born."

……

Mr. Gu stopped Luo's father with one hand, and protected Luo Bri with the other.

"I can't kill you brat!"

……

Robli said stubbornly: "The king can have a litter!"

Robry: "There must be a genetic!"

……

Robbie wore a bag all over his head: "As for it!"

Robry: "I am also concerned about your later life!"

……

Father Luo: "Go away, as long as you're not here, your mother and I will have a good life."

Robery: "If you don't want to have a second child, do you want to have grandchildren?"

Luo's mother: "I've already killed you by raising you, and you still want me to suffer a second time?"

Only then did Robli regain his seriousness, and pulled Mr. Gu back: "Then I'll be blunt. Come on, let me re-introduce you. This is Mr. Gu, but he's also my boyfriend. Oh, what your elders say, Object, called object."

Luo's father and Luo's mother both hesitated.

Father Luo: "Mr. Gu..."

Mr. Gu stood up sincerely, ready to explain.

I heard Luo's mother say: "Mr. Gu, you are a good-looking talent, why did you fall in love with this little bastard, Luo Bri, it's not worth it!"

Robry: "???"

Luo's mother pulled Mr. Gu over, and started with the story of Luo Buli's three-year-old bedwetting.

Three year old bedwetting.

At the age of five, he robbed the dog for food.

At the age of eight, he sneaked around and pulled out the new seedlings that had been studied for a year in the greenhouse.

At the age of nine, he lit the pencil of the child at the same table as a candle, saying that he was Crayon Shin-chan.

At the age of 12, he returned from a tour in Jinan and Cao County with Cao Jiaban.

Just tell her: "Mom, the world is so big!"

"I won't make you angry anymore, because I, Robrie, am the one who wants to go far away!"

Robbie got up in the middle of the night, holding up his broken shoes.

"Mom, why don't you sew for me?"

"Everyone says, the mother's hands in the middle of the line ... ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, no mother and big stick!"

, went to Beijing.

"Beijing, here I come!"

"I'm here for the draft! I've prepared two songs, Sparkling Red Star and Counting Ducks!"

In a daze, he got into the enrollment crowd of Chinese opera.

"blind?"

"The blind explore the world..."

"Mr. Xia, it's because I'm exploring the world!"

……

Luo Ma's eyes were moist.

"It's just such a thing, Mr. Gu, when you talked to him, you definitely didn't know his virtues."

Mr. Gu: "I know."

Mr. Gu: "A person who always maintains a childlike innocence and goes forward indomitably."

Robrie: "Wow."

Robli: "I've been looking for a word that suits me all my life, Mr. Gu, it's just what you said, as expected of my husband..."

Papa Luo poured out half a bag of dog food with a clatter.

Trembling hands: "My lord, eat more, and experience the feeling of being forced into dog food."