acting substitution syndrome

Robbie: "Hulugua, do you see that?"

Netizen: "I see."

Netizen: "It turns out that the cartoon is real, and the gourd is really seven melons on a vine."

Netizen: "Will there be a gourd baby if you cut it open?"

Robbie & Xu Jiao looked at each other.

Robry: "The goblin let my grandpa go!"

Xu Jiao: "How old are you?"

Robrie: "I'm detaining your baby."

……

Robbie: "It's a carrot."

Netizen: "I didn't see it."

Robery: "This is the tassel, and the turnip is underneath."

Netizen: "Pull one out."

Robry clasped his hands together and muttered to himself.

Netizen: "What does this mean?"

Robery: "The radish is my family."

Robbie set off.

Robrie: "I'll pull it out."

Robrie: "I'll pull it out."

Robbie: "I'm pulling...not moving."

Netizen: "Weak chicken."

Netizen: "He's acting."

Netizen: "Acting skills are advancing rapidly, it is enough to deceive me and other mortals."

Robbie groaned, "Bacon?"

Wang Bagen: "Here we come."

The two set off.

Robry & Wang Bacon: "I can't pull it out."

Xu Jiao: "Shabi, you two are pulling in opposite directions."

……

Netizen: "What is this?"

Robbie: "This is winter melon."

Robry: "Don't you know winter melon?"

Netizen: "We know the winter melon, but we don't know the black creature next to the winter melon."

Robbie and Gouzi looked at each other.

Robry: "...Let me introduce, this is Yun."

Robery: "Yu rolling in the melon field."

……

Wang Bagen was out of breath.

Luo Ma: "What's wrong, can't sell it?"

Father Luo: "I knew that this kid, Robli, can only talk in the air."

Wang Peigen: "No, uncle, all the vegetables in our village are sold out."

Mom Luo: "..."

Father Luo: "It's only been less than an hour."

Luo Ma: "How many vegetables are there in our village?"

Dad Luo: "300 tons."

……

Xu Jiao looked at the number of people in the live broadcast room.

When the live broadcast first started, it was more than 180 million.

An hour later, there was an extra 0.

After all, it is the Spring Festival, and the third day of the new year is the time to visit relatives and friends. The traffic is simply jaw-dropping.

When Xu Jiao usually brings goods, the average number of viewers is about 1500 million.

……

Luo Ma: "Then what are they doing now?"

Wang Peigen: "It seems to be playing a big game."

……

Xu Jiao: "You guys are so awesome, our vegetables are already sold out."

Robbury: "I can't repay you, everyone is watching, I will show you a big transformation."

Robery stared at him, and began to exercise.

"Change!"

He jumped out of the camera.

……

Netizen: "I'm really sick."

Netizen: "I don't visit relatives and friends during the Chinese New Year. I don't play cards and have fun. I lie at home and watch the live broadcast of selling vegetables."

Netizen: "It's nothing more than selling vegetables, and there is another fool who is fooling the audience."

Number of people online in the live broadcast room: 2600.

……

Robbie & Xu Jiao stared at the screen.

Suddenly, Biu's fart sounded.

Xu Jiao: "...Robbie, are you farting?"

Robbie: "I didn't."

Robry: "This is the king's exclusive fart sound."

Robbie: "My dad must have opened a can for it."

Not far away, the king slipped while farting.

Xu Jiao: "Hahahaha."

Robbie: "Don't laugh."

Robbie: "Oops."

Xu Jiao: "Hahaha, why can't you laugh?"

When Gouzi heard the laughter, Dudu ran over and pouted at Xu Jiao's ass.

Emit bad smell.

Xu Jiao:"……"

Robbie pinched his nose: "When you smile, it thinks you like its farts, so it will come to you to fart."

……

When Robrie went offline, he took a look at the number of people, and it seemed that it was more than 4800 million or more than 4900 million. Anyway, it was almost 5000 million.

Xu Jiao: "There have never been so many people during my live broadcast."

Xu Jiao: "It seems that you are really popular, Robrie."

Robli has no concept of her own traffic, but Xu Jiao, an anchor who invites stars to live broadcast all the year round, knows very well that the goods she invited a quasi-first-line star to bring out, and the number of viewers of the live broadcast, are about the same. Just count.

Robbie: "I don't know why."

Robrey: "Maybe people are really busy, and a dog farting can attract so many people."

Robry: "I suggest that next time you broadcast live, simply put a row of dogs."

……

That night Xu Jiao stayed at Robli's house, and she and Robli reminisced about the past, recalling the lush years of college.

Xu Jiao: "Remember when we rehearsed a drama in junior year, the final exam?"

Robrey: "Romeo and Juliet?"

Xu Jiao: "At that time, no one was playing with us, so we were the only ones left in the whole class, first from last and second from last, and then we discussed and arranged this, and it happened that there were only two dialogues."

The penultimate and penultimate have a common language, because the sky is gray.

Luo's father and Luo's mother listened with gusto: "And then?"

Robry: "That's right, the two of us act together in the final exam every year because there are no other classmates to play with us. In the first year we acted in "Titanic" and in the second year we acted in "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai." 》, in the third year, when the classmates and teachers saw that we were on stage, they sat down and laughed."

Wang Peigen: "Then you two can continue acting?"

Xu Jiao: "I can't continue acting, but we both made a bet in advance, whoever laughs first will be the treat."

As a result, the movements and expressions of the two became more and more rigid, and they became more and more nervous, "...we both forgot what we were going to act in the end, and we just made each other laugh."

Turned a good play into a cross talk contest.

Xu Jiao: "Our lives were gloomy at that time, and we often sat on the steps of the playground in a daze, thinking about life."

Robrey: "...really thinking about life."

Xu Jiao: "I'm thinking about what I can do after graduation."

Robrie: "What I'm thinking about is whether I can graduate."

Xu Jiao: "At that time, I wanted to go into business."

Robery: "At that time, my mother advised me to go back to my hometown to play."

Xu Jiao: "Later, I started an e-commerce business by accident."

Robrie: "And I'm still hanging around on set."

Xu Jiao: "I only sold 3 lipsticks in my first transaction."

Robry: "My first film only kept one passer-by shot."

……

Xu Jiao: "I'm miserable."

Robbie: "I'm miserable."

Xu Jiao: "Fart, how can you be as miserable as me?"

Robbury: "If you count the farts that the king gave you, then you are indeed miserable."

……