acting substitution syndrome

Seeing that Dai Yue was finally moved, Luo Bri was in a good mood. It doesn't matter if Qian Xing, the dead eunuch, hasn't come yet. Distressed.

"So, you agreed to be my assistant?"

"You have a sentence that touched my heart," Dai Yue said, "Everyone can let me down, but I can't let down that stage."

"They say I'm a bully, so I'll show them the bully." Seeing that Luo Buli reached out for a handshake, Dai Yue raised the corners of his mouth, and there was a trace of teasing in his resolute expression: "When the time comes, I will steal your show." , so that you can't catch my lines, don't blame me."

Robbie: "..."

Can the extended right hand be retracted now?

Good guy, this is enough to challenge the leading actor.

Robli felt that he had to let go of his harsh words and persuade the coveted supporting role: "Not necessarily, Mr. Dai, you said I was a vase before, but I am very unconvinced."

"Aren't you an empty vase?" Dai Yue looked him up and down: "Then you are..."

"Flower pots, flower pots filled with fertile cow dung," Robery said with a sad face, "This is what my fans told me. They said that ordinary vases just have water in their stomachs, and I am a pile of shit in my stomach."

"..." Dai Yue: "Is there such a fan in the world?"

"I can tell you to bloom a bright red flower in my flower pot, and this flower pot is not in vain." Robli held his hand: "It's a happy cooperation, Mr. Dai."

Robry has confirmed his assistant role, and he is in a good mood. Looking at the table full of delicacies, he has a great time eating, and if he can't finish, he directly asks the service staff to come and pack it.

The waiter tore up the ticket with a swipe: "Okay sir, what you ordered is our restaurant's newly launched 'Auspicious Ruyi Eight Star Annunciation, Fortune Pledge, Splendid and Happy Banquet', a total of 2888, do you think it is Alipay or WeChat?"

He glanced at the table: "This is usually a set meal for about 15 people...You two have a good appetite."

Robli hesitated for a moment, then said cautiously: "Qian Xing didn't, didn't, didn't pay?"

After getting a negative answer, Robery trembled and called Qian Xing's number over and over again. As expected, there was always a busy signal on the other end of the phone, and finally turned off the phone directly.

"Goujing's money star..."

"Gou Jing?" Dai Yue said.

"The third power of dog days."

Robli put on the most innocent smile: "I think Qian Xing is also a regular customer of yours. We are not outsiders, but friends of Qian Xing. Let's credit him."

"This store does not accept credit." The waiter's tone was unpredictable, and his eyes were clearly dangerous when he looked at Robry.

Robli turned his attention to Dai Yue for help: "Mr. Dai..."

"To be honest, Xiao Luo," Dai Yue showed a look of poverty for a second: "If my brother is not down, let alone 2888, even if there are multiple zeros, I can afford it. But now I really don't have much income. After three or four months, it is considered a good meal."

Worthy of being a powerful actor.

The speed of entering the play is rare in the world.

Talk nonsense without blinking an eye.

Robbie: "...you are not the hot teacher Dai I know."

"Is it okay to work part-time at your place to wash dishes? No, then, let's use Alipay." Lobri said aggrievedly: "It seems that there is still a little amount for this month's Huabei."

The empty rehearsal room in the theater.

The three men crouched on the ground looking at the script.

"To be honest, I read this book last night, but I didn't understand what kind of story it was telling." Dai Yue said solemnly: "...I haven't filmed for a long time, am I out of date?"

"You are not out of date, Mr. Dai, I told you that this is a hospice story," Robery said, "You can call it the little match boy."

Like Aladdin's lamp, it is a work of magical realism.

Perhaps Qian Xing's creative philosophy is that life is a fucking magical work.

"What should I play?" Wang Poke is not particular about it. For an actor like him who is not from the top three, he is usually a supporting role in online dramas. He is already satisfied to be able to appear in a variety show.

"You play my brother." Robbie said.

"What am I playing?" Dai Yue felt wrong.

"You play my son." Robrey said kindly.

"Why can't I play your mother?" Dai Yue pointed to the only female character in the script: "I can try to challenge myself."

"Pay attention to the gender, Mr. Dai," Robery said sternly, "Under the premise that actresses can be invited, I don't consider cross-dressing."

"And where is the actress you invited?"

Robli looked at the time and sighed, "She might have fallen into the pit..."

"...you just fell into the pit," Zhao Xiaofei who pushed open the door folded his arms and said coldly, "I know you can't spit out any elephant or ivory from your dog's mouth."

"Miss Xiaofei?" Wang Poke opened his mouth wide and glanced at Robli, full of wonder that he could invite an actor like Zhao Xiaofei.

Dai Yue was also a little at a loss. In fact, he and Zhao Xiaofei had actually played together. When he was popular, he was the well-deserved male lead of the crew. At that time, Zhao Xiaofei was still gritted his teeth to compete in the role of the third female.

Good fortune fools people.

"Ms. Dai, Mr. Wang," Zhao Xiaofei ignored the smirking Luo Bri and walked over, "Hello."

"No, Miss Xiaofei, just call me Poker," Wang Poker waved his hand and said, "I didn't expect Brother Luo to invite you here. He told us before that he wanted to invite someone with good acting skills and good looks. He's talking big."

Zhao Xiaofei glanced at Luo Buli and snorted.

In fact, she just received an invitation from Robrie last night, and an invitation message made her stunned that a mask was applied in a mess.

In the crew of "Fourteen States", Robrie was the last actor she made up her mind to add to WeChat. No one knew how much psychological construction she had done. It was because of that scene that the heroine Linger and Robrie played After the rivalry scene between her male partner Zong Zhou who retired from the engagement, Zhao Xiaofei had unspeakable emotions towards the actor Rob Brie.

In the crew, for some reason, she didn't want to see Robrie, and the most she wanted to see was to sit behind the camera and watch Robrie's performance.

Zhao Xiaofei knew what was going on. From an actor's point of view, it was Robry who brought her into the role. When she played this role, she became one with this character, so she didn't want to see Robrie, yes Because Ling'er didn't want to see Zong Zhou, it was difficult to break away from this feeling for the time being, commonly known as "entering the drama".

However, after the role of Robrie was finished, the strange emotion was still there, and Zhao Xiaofei knew that this was not only the feeling brought to her by the role, but...

She had an emotion that she couldn't explain herself, and of course, it was by no means ridiculous love between men and women.

She was jealous of Robrie.

Jealous of his face, jealous of his acting skills, jealous of the eternal shot he left on the screen - she has seen that shot, and she knows that that shot will definitely become an existence that no one can erase, shining brightly.

Why?

Do you, Robbie, have any acting skills?

If you don't have acting skills, how could you play Zong Zhou alive; if you have acting skills, why did you wallow in online dramas and bad movies before?

The characters created are more and more brain-dead, which makes people laugh?

Robli, who sent a text message, quickly put down his phone and went to sleep, and Zhao Xiaofei tossed and turned with his phone in his arms, and finally got up at two o'clock in the morning.

Yes, why not?

Isn't it just a variety show sitcom?

She'd like to see what the hell Robbie could do!

……

"What kind of script is this?" After reading the script, Zhao Xiaofei felt her face was as stiff as if she had just been hit with hyaluronic acid. "Can you make it to the finals with this bad script?"

"Who said I'm going to the finals?" Robry retorted: "Is it possible for a vase like me to enter the finals?"

Zhao Xiaofei, Wang Poke and Dai Yue: "..."

"I just want to make a light-hearted and funny scene that won't make the audience worry about it, and won't waste the emotions of our actors," Robery said earnestly: "Everyone laughs, and I, Robrie, can end the curtain with a perfect posture." gone."

"I knew you, Robbie, didn't want to make progress," Zhao Xiaofei said angrily, "You've blinded us good actors for nothing."

If it were her, she would have already made it to the semi-finals, and would try her best to compete for the championship no matter what, unlike Robbie, who just lay flat.

"Brother, let's set a flag." Wang Poke still had good intentions: "What if it is done?"

"You just stand," Robery agreed, "If I do it, I'll lose."

……

Just as several people stepped up their rehearsals, the second episode of "This Is the Actor" also arrived as scheduled.

Because the program group has secretly stir-fried the popularity for four or five days, and there are a few fans of the actors who have given them a helping hand, causing the majority of netizens to have a lot of expectations for the second episode of the program.

The main thing is to look forward to what kind of moths these actors can make. In the first episode, the impromptu performance in the emergency department was included in Weibo and station B's funny topic list, which attracted many up masters' alternative processing, which was very lively. Bundle.

But what the audience didn't expect was that the following actors had obviously learned their lesson, and their performance was not as full of laughter as in the first episode, which disappointed the up owner.

However, there are always outliers.

A fan of the actor Robry contributed a highly processed ghost video.

Clicking on the video, I saw that the ghostly movement of Robli's buttocks on the bus was repeated eighteen times, and then it became the action of Robli grabbing a ticket and smearing his mouth to run away, which was also repeated eighteen times.

Accompanied by the music of 'Wow Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka', which is the background sound of the skiing game, as soon as it appeared, it quickly rushed to the topic, and it suddenly rushed to Weibo hot searches at around 11 o'clock in the evening...

Tail.