acting substitution syndrome

What kind of story is "The Shameful Aladdin's Magic Lamp"? Simply put, it is a funny comedy drama covered in a magical drama.

It's also the kind of fucking magic.

By chance, the poor fishing thread Ding Ding wiped out the lamp god from a used glass lamp that Panjiayuan scoured.In order to repay him, the lamp god promised to fulfill his wish, so Tintin, a poor fisherman, started to get rich overnight... The fog is a funny life full of troubles.

For example, the scene in front of you.

The actor Wang Poke, who played the role of the lamp god, said to Ding Ding in a rough voice: "What do you want me to do, just tell me, I am your servant, I will act according to your orders, and I can fulfill all your wishes."

The actor Robli who played Tintin showed an idiotic smile: "Deng Shen, please give me a Beijing account."

Bingo, the Beijing household registration book fell from the sky, and Ding Ding's name is in it.

However, before Ding Ding could cry with joy, the police in Chaoyang District, who were keen-sighted, discovered Ding Ding's "ghost" account and suspected that he used the fake account to participate in a major transnational case of money laundering and bribery.

Ding Ding talked to foreigners in the park, and was identified as a "secret transaction" by the police. After registering online in an Internet cafe, Ding Ding was identified as an "transnational money transfer" by the police, and a series of ironic things happened.

After finally proving his innocence, the disheartened Ding Ding decided to exchange his desire to have a Beijing household registration for 1000 million cash. The 1000 million was obtained through lottery tickets, but the lottery tickets were lost in a daze.

After all kinds of difficulties and dangers, Ding Ding finally got back the lottery ticket, and when he happily went to claim the prize, the headgear he bought online cracked due to quality problems, showing his true face in front of the people of the whole country.

So the gang of robbers with evil intentions, a group of distant relatives who can't get away with it, and the ex-girlfriend who broke up with him because of poverty but wanted to get back together because of these 1000 million people-take turns to perform a hilarious sitcom .

It is hereby noted that many drama points in this play were contributed by Robry for free. This guy is becoming more and more addicted to acting. Why, because before, Robry's dramas were all limited to the frame, but this time, the director Ma Ning himself was a newcomer, so he simply let go of his hand and let Robli act as he wanted, and this wild horse, Robri, completely prolapsed... oh no, it was out of control.

"Prepare - run!"

The two actors, Robli and Wang Poker, looked at each other, screamed and started to run, followed by a few supporting actors played by crew members, and they just crossed a street.

The blower blew sand and rocks as if desperate, the whole effect was indescribably wonderful, it looked like a group of little demons were beaten back into the cave by Monkey King's golden cudgel.

Robli, who returned to the set, was like a king of golden horns surrounded by goblins, spitting out three stones from his mouth.

"Director, I'll hit your mother..."

Director Ma Ning's hands froze and his face turned red.

"Director, I beg you," is actually what Robery said: "Change the blower, I've got dirt in my fucking eyes, mouth, and nostrils."

"The blower was borrowed," Director Ma Ning said, "I have to return it tomorrow."

As he said that, he waved his hands and took out four hair dryers from behind his buttocks: "Fortunately, I saved an extra hand and borrowed a hair dryer from the barber shop."

There will never be such a crew that can be so poor and poor.

Robbie looked around sadly. In order to save money, the crew brought two buses, one filled with all the props, costumes and cameras, and the other took all the actors to the studio outside the Fifth Ring Road every day. , departs at 07:30 every day, and often picks up some old men who buy vegetables on the way, and has the cheek to charge them two dollars.

Half of the props were bought at a special price online. In order to fight for a recording gold cup that can only be bought with a limited number, the props lady swiped eight numbers and took turns to go to battle.

Half of the props were provided by Xianyu, and the bus drove to the downstairs of the seller. It cost less than 4000 yuan, and emptied six sets of old-fashioned furniture.

Ma Ning's old lady is still an honest person. She said that a big pancake is a big pancake, and that two dishes are two dishes, one fried cabbage and one pickled cabbage.

"Look, meat." One day, Wang Poke swiped his chopsticks at Lobri with tears in his eyes.

Robbie also shed tears when he saw the flies in the dish.

The production team is not only poor in the literal sense, where one penny makes two cents, but from head to toe, from spirit to soul, from scale to details, from director to actors, they all reveal a strong breath of poverty.

"Knock on Nima." Robrey complained, so his salary was gone.

The remuneration of 3 yuan was not included in the budget, and Robrie paid another [-] yuan out of his own pocket to support the crew until the end of the filming.

In this way, Robery became the second-ranked investor in "The Shameful Aladdin Magic Lamp", the kind that participated in the share.

"15.00%, 15.00% share," Director Ma Ning drew a big cake: "As long as our show is broadcast and the click-through rate exceeds 500 million, you can get a share of 10 yuan. Are you all back?"

And wait.

Sun Houzi can wait for Tang Seng, and Robli can't wait for the day when he will get cash back with interest.

On the day when work was over, Ma Ning expressed his reluctance with tears, especially for Robbie, and repeatedly stated that he would be cast in the next play...

For the truth that was spoken carelessly, Robry would just grit his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

Who told him that he was really taken advantage of.

After working hard for more than 20 days, not to mention a dime was not recorded in the account, and 5 yuan was added.

The point is that when he returns home after a busy day, when he turns on the phone, it is full of group ridicule at him.

'I can't even eat a fresh bite of melon': "Sisters, look at what I photographed today."

Swish a few pictures were sent up.

Robli opened it casually, and saw that the photo was not someone else, but Robli himself.

In the first one, with a Shandong pancake in his mouth, Lobri squatted under the concrete wall in disgrace, smiling like a fool who just entered the city.

In the second picture, under the action of the faintly visible blower, Robery's wig danced wildly like a golden snake, and his face was twisted ferociously.

In the third picture, Robli has a small waistcoat on his upper body, knickerbockers on his lower body, a round cap on his head, and his hands clasped together, giving him a strong exotic atmosphere.

"Vomited."

"Spit out +1."

"Robbie, can you order something from the underworld?"

"I should be glad that he has been cooped up for more than three months, and finally got another play."

"Guess what drama he received? I think it's New Journey to the West."

"I agree, a spicy stick bets that he will take the role of the Golden Retriever Lion King."

"Upstairs, the Golden Retriever Lion King is a character in Yitian Tulong."

"Look carefully. The costumes in the third picture seem to be clothes from the Middle East. I boldly guess that the plot of this drama is that a scumbag and a prodigal boy have a sadomasochistic relationship in a foreign country and give birth to a child 18 years later. I'm back home to find my mother."

"Yes, Robrie, it's you, you're the one who turned from a tadpole to a big toad."

"I can't even eat a fresh bite of melon" After mocking, he said: "Do you know how I took these pictures?"

She paused and said: "My grandpa has been complaining to me these days, saying that the bus price in Beijing has increased, and one piece has become two yuan. Now he is considering taking out the Aston Martin that was eliminated at home and driving it again." Give it a shot, or you will spend that extra dollar every day, which will make the old man sore. I was surprised when I heard it, and got into the car with him the next day."

"It turned out that it wasn't the 720 bus at all, but the car of the Robli crew," she said, "A crew was so insane that they cheated the elderly of their food money..."

"Shut up," Robery said angrily, "Don't you know that the cost of online dramas is low? Taking individual passengers in the car is to generate income for the crew. If you come to the crew to secretly film, you won't bring me something to eat and drink. I'm on the crew I lost six catties of meat in the past twenty days, and I can fucking kneel down for a mouthful of old godmother."

'I can't even get a fresh bite of melon', and he didn't hit a single point of anger, cursing on the spot: "Robri, your conscience is lost in the crematorium, my old lady booked three tables at Emei Restaurant and sent it to you, a shabby crew, you guys When the director sees me, it’s like seeing his own mother, after you pull out the food you ate, it’s like you’ve never eaten it, right?”

Rob Li was taken aback. The crew had a good meal on the last day, and Ma Ning swore that he paid for the meal out of his own pocket.

"I don't know what to do," Robery raised his middle finger to the sky, "...butts, eyes, eyes."

The secretary put the coffee on the table, but was surprised to see his boss staring at the screen of the mobile phone, a smile seemed to flicker from the corner of his mouth.

Even if Donghuang's movie won a gold award internationally, Mr. Gu has never seen such a smile.

In the group, Robli was still complaining endlessly: "...the poor crew didn't even have a plastic lunch box, and each person gave out a begging bowl, which was the kind with a broken edge. As soon as the meal time came, they started knocking on the bowl to beg for food. On the seventh or eighth day, a reporter came and said that he had received a report that a group of homeless people from an unknown gang were squatting at Jinxi Bridge and preparing to enter Beijing."

"Is it easy for me to shoot a scene? Do you know where the second picture came from?" Robery said angrily: "The director of the dog day promised not to shoot night scenes, all fucking farts... Poor crews can't do enough group performances, old man I was pulled up at three o'clock in the middle of the night, put on a wig and rushed to the street for a show, and showed my thighs. It was not enough. I didn't have a dime for this scene, and I paid tens of thousands of dollars, if it wasn't for the company , I can still get a little living expenses every month, I have already become the first actor in history to starve to death, you can go to the crematorium and drag me!"

Gu Huanzhong's sharp eyebrows raised, thoughtfully: "Secret Liu, what is the basic salary of the company's artists?"

Secretary Liu thought for a while: "Other companies are 1800, but our company is 3200."

In fact, the basic salary is more a reflection of the company's management of artists. How can any actor live with a basic salary of 1800 per month?

Little-known actors randomly appear in the crew, and the daily income is about several hundred.

But Robrie is a notable exception.

"I mentioned 5000." Mr. Gu wrote lightly, showing a rather interesting smile: "Otherwise, I'm afraid some artists will really starve to death."

The author has something to say:

Begging for a duck~~~