acting substitution syndrome

When Robrie opened the fan group, he saw that chats had already begun in full swing.

The group owner 'The hair on Da Luoluo's toe' started the topic first, and seven or eight photos in a row blasted into the group, and it seemed to take a while to load before clicking on it.

The group member 'I can't even eat a fresh bite of melon' responded immediately: "What's so good about Dengxi? Is it the 2G high-definition GV full picture I made a wish yesterday?"

"No, it's the full picture newly collected by the group owner."

"I know I know, I just saw the full set yesterday, with jpgs and videos."

"You said the video and I knew it. It's a collection of all the shit acting skills of that big Luo Luo. Guilu Station B 24××××53."

"After reading it, I seem to have eaten a pack of sauerkraut. Who can understand the feeling of opening the pores?"

"The happiest thing every day is to enter the keyword 'Robbie acting' on major platforms, and then scroll through it over and over again. There will always be new videos that you haven't seen."

"For a while, I really couldn't decide whether it was the video or the barrage that made me laugh out my abs."

"Don't mention this, the barrage has hurt me."

A group of black question mark faces appeared in unison: 'What's going on? '

"I was watching a video of Da Luo Luo that day, and suddenly a barrage popped up, saying that Rob Bri's acting skills are not bad, because he doesn't have that stuff at all... Then I burst out laughing, and just ate the macaroni in my mouth It sprayed out from the nostrils, and after being seen by the people in the company, it became more and more outrageous, and now it has become a big snot that is as thick as a finger thrown by a certain employee!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Large social death scene! Hahaha!"

Amidst the haha, suddenly a different voice came out.

"Da Luoluo is the best! You are not allowed to speak ill of Da Luoluo!"

There was a sudden silence in the group.

"It's not quite right," the group member said vigilantly, "I can't even eat a fresh bite of melon", "There is actually a sycophant among us."

"Find out this sycophant!"

"Wait, didn't you see that this is a new name? Mom, I've lived for 29 years, and it's the first time that Heizi entered our group wearing the cloak of a die-hard fan!"

"Is it extermination, instigating rebellion, or luring the enemy to go deep?!"

Seeing how outrageous the commotion in the group was, Robrie finally stood up: "I was the one who pulled people in."

The avatar named 'To My Beloved Big Luo Luo' suddenly became elated, and crazily sent flowers and gifts.

However, the few flowers hadn't been delivered yet, as if nothing had happened, even the head portrait had disappeared.

"Okay, I kicked her out." The group leader said triumphantly.

Robery gritted his teeth and pulled him back again.

After three rounds of the kick-and-pull game, Robli finally regained the position of group leader, and temporarily muted 'a hair on Big Luo Luo's toe'.

"The arm can't twist the thigh," the group members were disappointed, and then consciously began to swipe the screen: "Welcome to the leader's return! Bring the red envelope!"

"Welcome to the restoration of the leader! Bring the red envelope!"

Satisfied, Robery handed out a circle of royal rations, and announced amidst the voices of false compliments: "Two things."

"First thing," Robry said: "Welcome our new member, to my beloved big Luo Luo!"

There was a lot of booing below, and soon began to consciously refresh the screen again.

"Congratulations, you are blind. The phone number of Beijing Sanlitun Eye Hospital is 0308038."

"I'm afraid it's not an ophthalmology problem, but a neurosurgery problem."

'To my beloved big Luo Luo' doesn't move no matter how you poke it, like a poor little girl besieged by the aunt in the vegetable market.

Finally, there is only one normal fan, who is about to be completely autistic, but Robbie's heart is broken: "Look at other people's fan groups, they are making rankings, supporting, and krypton for idols every day. My As for the fan group, take the lead in reading my collection of ghosts and animals at station B! It’s not enough to show people the way in Chaohua, but you also cut my pictures into mindless emoticons and contribute them to fans of other stars to fight?!”

Robery was spouting and accusing bitterly.

"That's because only in this way can we attract a little bit of traffic, Big Luo Luo."

Robbie was taken aback.

"As long as you are up to date, we won't only have a fan group of 40 people. We want to give you a lot of attention, but we can't even find your name."

"It's been four and a half years since you debuted, with a 360-degree face without dead ends, but you haven't even acted in a supporting role that can survive five episodes. In some online dramas, you obviously showed your face in it. But they didn’t even add their names.”

Robbie coughed twice, "Are you... are you saying that I don't seek to make progress?"

"No," I heard the fans say righteously: "We are pity that our heroes are useless."

This is a story between a powerful fan and a useless idol.

A group of fans who can slaughter three thousand and kill the world, but they have a God who is willing to be a vase and wait to die.

A sad story.

"You can say that I'm not good looking, but you can never say that I'm not good at acting," Robrey was filled with righteous indignation: "This is the second thing I want to tell you. I, Robrie, got an important role today."

The fan group was silent for a while, and said weakly: "No prize guessing, what role did Da Luo Luo get?"

"A crazy pervert in a criminal investigation drama, the bottom character who reveals his true nature in just a few words, and is killed by the protagonist on the spot."

"A villain male third in a costume drama is the kind of Gao Yanei who molested the heroine in public in a restaurant and was knocked out by KO."

"Neither of them," but saw the new member 'To my beloved Da Luoluo' say: "Da Luoluo got the male supporting role of "Fourteen States" today, Zong Zhou."

"Someone is talking nonsense in broad daylight, come here, fork it down."

No one believed it at all.

Robli snorted: "That's right, I'm going to play Zong Zhou tomorrow."

"That's right, tomorrow I can get an annual salary of 100 million."

"That's right, tomorrow I can marry the boss of the company and take a sauna on the 88th floor of a skyscraper."

Unable to bear it, Robrey threw out two photos of the contract. The words 'Fourteen States' were clearly in ordinary boldface, but at this moment, they seemed like thin gold, scratching everyone's heart with a golden hook.

"Which one has the best P-picture technology, Big Luo Luo will bring his own light."

……

Amidst the crowds of ridicules, Robli quickly went offline.

Before going offline, he took a look at the balance of the red envelope. Damn, his wallets, big and small, are all empty.

It is said that actors are well-paid in this industry, but it is true. The [-]th-tier actors can be smooth and smooth. Even if Beijing can’t afford a house, the second-tier cities can easily fight for a few sets of industries, but this does not include Rob inside.

In the first year of his debut, with this amazing face, Robli did take on some big production roles, but unfortunately he was returned halfway because of his poor acting skills, and the money he earned paid liquidated damages twice——

Later, he was completely convinced of the title of "King of Vases". At the same price, the producer was more willing to find someone with good acting skills.

As a result, his income plummeted, and he couldn't even touch the script for more than two months.Fortunately, the Donghuang company that signed him back then was the leading company in the entertainment industry, with good benefits, basic salary and free housing, so Robli could still survive.

But starting today, he, Robbie, is different!

Seriously, it has advanced by leaps and bounds from the [-]th line!

The script in hand is the proof!

The first male supporting role in the movie "Fourteen States"!

It was like a daydream, stroking the hot script just out of the oven intoxicatedly, and Robery suddenly remembered his puzzling experience in the audition room in the morning.

At that time, he seemed to hear a ding-dong prompt in his ear, and then a voice suddenly appeared, telling him that he had found a 'scene that can replace acting skills'.

constipation.

Robbie's face turned green.

That sudden feeling... was so realistic that he seemed to be squatting in an inch of the bathroom, mobilizing all his mind and anus for the final struggle.

What exactly is going on?

Robery re-imitated the actions in the audition room in the morning, sat on the edge of the bed, and whispered: "I want to play a villain!"

After a while, there was no response.

"Crazy batch!"

"Charming bitch!"

Robrie breathed a sigh of relief, "Let me just say, it's definitely an illusion."

Robbie, who thought everything was a sequela of drunkenness, finally felt relieved, and slumped onto the big bed.

Donghuang Building, 15th Floor, President's Office.

"Mr. Gu, the big IP of "Fourteen States" has already started. I also heard that there is a lack of an important male supporting role." Just then there was laughter from the other end of the phone: "I pulled my hand There are a few artists, there are really a few images that are particularly suitable, do you want to give a chance to let the children come to audition..."

Gu Huanzhong rested his arms on the backrest casually, "The role of Zong Zhou has just been confirmed today."

"Have you decided on someone?" The laughter on the other end of the phone stopped abruptly, and then he sighed a little: "Yes, Mr. Gu has a lot of talents under his command, so it's not difficult to find a suitable one. I guess, as expected, it should be Fan Yiming ? This little student has grown up very quickly in the past few years..."

He also won this year's prestigious Best Supporting Actor Award.

"It's not him." Mr. Gu denied it.

"Could it be Chu Xinghe?" The other party was stunned: "This actor is not bad, but his appearance may be a little lacking, but his appearance is not enough, his acting skills can make up for it. As long as Jin Lao nods, he can fully support him."

Who knows Mr. Gu said: "It's not him either."

The person on the phone was really surprised: "Don't be a fool, Mr. Gu, it must be someone from your Donghuang, who is it?"

"He's from my Eastern Emperor," Gu Huanzhong's little finger flicked over the information submitted by the secretary just now, and stopped on a 1-inch photo: "My name is Luo Bri."

"...Robri?" Wang Kai, executive director of Extraordinary Media, said incredulously, "I heard that right, the king of vases?"

Gu Huanzhong frowned inexplicably, and he didn't know the reason, maybe the light coming in through the glass window was too dazzling, or the exclamation from the phone line was too strong.

"You're not kidding me, Mr. Gu," Director Wang Kai couldn't help laughing, "It's impossible to choose anyone if you choose him. Who in the industry doesn't know that this is a decoration, and his face is blinded for nothing. Li Ming The director mentioned this person to me, and sighed that he would never meet such a blind actor again. He has never seen it before, and it is impossible to meet him in the future. In the end, he cut more than 40 scenes of him into a portrait in a photo frame. You say that this kind of actor is a joke in the circle, if it were me, I would have terminated the contract with him long ago, that is to say, Mr. Gu, you are generous, and you can still keep him in the company for leisure."

Before Gu Huanzhong could speak, he heard a "bang", the door in the office was opened, and a slender and nimble figure came out, looking over with his arms crossed.

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