acting substitution syndrome

The morning sun shone warmly through the glass window and sprinkled on the crumpled quilt. Soon a hairy head emerged from the quilt, and also a slender white hand with two dangling fingers As if he had eyes, he accurately caught the buzzing mobile phone.

In fact, the ringtone of the mobile phone has rang a hundred and eighty times unrelentingly.

"Robbie!" A roaring voice came from the other end of the phone: "Where did you die? You went to the nightclub to play King Kong Barbie Pink Bubbles again?!"

King Kong Barbie is a new game launched by nightclubs. The lady sitting on the table sits on the big turntable and blows pink bubbles to the guests. The guests who hit the blow will open a bottle of wine.

Robery opened twelve bottles in a row last night.

"Look at what time is it?" The hangover is now, and the manager Xi Lan will naturally not let him go: "Have you forgotten that you are still an actor? You rush to the Tianhewan studio immediately, 10:30 If you can't arrive before [-], you just wait for the company to terminate the contract with you!"

"Cancellation?"

A second later, Robery rushed out of bed like a dragon turned over, "Where can I find such a good company after the contract is terminated? Wait for Sister Xi, 10 minutes, or less than 10 minutes, your little cutie will appear in In front of you!"

3 minutes of brushing and face wash strips to release the bladder.

In 2 minutes, press down the fluttering pinch of hair on the top of the head.

5 minutes... narcissism.

In the bathroom mirror, Robery wiped off the moisture on it.

An almost flawless face was revealed.

If it weren't for this face, he wouldn't have been signed by a leading company in the entertainment industry. Even though he hasn't had a film contract for almost two months, he can still enjoy the company's basic salary and a complete set of benefits.

"I'll never forget... I'm an actor," Robery said sadly, "an eighteenth-tier actor who is willing to be a vase, eat and die."

Tianhe Bay Studio.

In the super-large studio, the audition room in front of you is completely different from the usual audition room. There are no long tables, and no performance area reserved for the actors. There is only a large-screen TV. Director Ji Peng and the casting director are sitting In front of the TV, talking about something in a low voice.

The producer was led in by the staff, and he couldn't help laughing and asked: "This is the first time I've seen such an audition, what kind of medicine is sold in this gourd?"

Director Ji Peng shook his head: "No way, Mr. Jin requested this. He is the author of the original work, and the copyright was sold to us, but he also made a request. All actors must nod and agree."

"Isn't Lu Tianyi the male lead?" The producer asked strangely: "The post-95 generation who is in the limelight is not lacking in acting skills. Why, Mr. Jin doesn't like it?"

Director Ji Peng smiled and said, "That's not true. Mr. Jin is quite satisfied with Lu Tianyi, and he's confirmed that he's the number one male. Now he's going to audition for the male supporting role. This role...Mr. Jin seems to value it very much."

Not only is it important, the crew has interviewed hundreds of young actors who are suitable in all aspects before this, but Mr. Jin didn't like any of them, so today the president of Donghuang Films is in charge, and he simply took all the company's actors. Actors from the first to the eighteenth line gather here to do a final audition.

"Mr. Gu," the staff members in the studio gathered around and said hello, "Old Jin."

Gu Huanzhong, the boss of Donghuang Films, who is known as the man with the most right to speak in the entertainment industry, walked in with steady steps. In the noisy studio, his tall figure and demeanor raised people's attention. The man who took half of the entertainment circle in 8 years is even more awe-inspiring.

In Tianhe Bay, a film and television shooting base built by Donghuang Company with an investment of 48 billion, it is self-evident who the real king is.

"Have all the actors from the company arrived?" Gu Huanzhong helped Mr. Jin to sit down, and then looked around the set indifferently.

Several ace managers nodded one after another, and manager Xi Lan had a layer of sweat on her forehead. She was relieved when she finally caught a glimpse of a lock of hair like a lion's mane passing through the crowd: "There you go!" Done."

"Get ready for the audition." Gu Huanzhong said, "Old Jin, this person must be selected today."

Elder Jin sighed and murmured, "I hope so."

Outside the studio, Luo Buli's eyes lit up, he jumped through the crowd like a catfish, and sat down next to his good friend Chen Zhuo, who is also an [-]-line actor.

"Zhuoer," Robery skillfully touched Chen Zhuo's pocket: "What day is it today, all the artists from the company are here?"

Chen Zhuo was a little hypoglycemic, and kept a few pieces of oatmeal candy in his pocket at all times, but he seldom actually ate them, and was often snatched away by the bastard Robbie.

"Audit, didn't Sister Xi tell you?" Chen Zhuo said angrily, "The crew of "Fourteen States" invested 5 million in a big IP, a big production, and now there is a shortage of a male supporting role."

"Male supporting role?" Robery said: "Looking at this posture, it's more than enough to choose a male lead."

All male artists from the company were present.

"They're picking people inside," Chen Zhuo swallowed nervously, "Mr. Gu has spoken, whoever can be picked by Mr. Jin will have this role, no matter how many actors he is."

He took out the original "Fourteen States" from his bag, and marked it with a highlighter. It was obvious that Chen Zhuo had put his heart and effort into this role.

Robli glanced at him. In fact, this guy's appearance is not bad. He is a cheerful and healthy type. Although because of his poor acting skills, he is also classified as a vase actor by the majority of netizens, but he has a sense of shame. I have been working hard to improve my acting skills.

And Robli, the vase of vases, never worried about his acting skills.

What acting skills are, he doesn't need them at all.

A sneer came with the wind, "The sun came out from the west, Da Luo Luo also knew to study the original novel, but it's a pity that Jin Lao's novel is so well written, 120 seven characters, without a vase, I don't know which one you can play , or ask Jin Lao to write a special one for you, the kind that is stabbed to death by the protagonist with a sword, and will only stare wide-eyed before death."

This is really Robbie's best acting skill. Before, there was a character where Robrie was killed by the protagonist and fell off a cliff. Because there was only one line in the line, and the director consciously shot it very poignantly. Coupled with Robrie's impeccable face——

So I was blown to the point of being unparalleled by the diehard fans. I swiped the screen for a while on Weibo and small videos until the popularity was suppressed, but also because of the fans' brazen words like "my brother is gorgeous"— — Offended a lot of niche students in the circle.

For example, the quasi-third tier in front of him, the niche student Chu Xinghe that the company is promoting.

Chu Xinghe has good qualifications. He made his debut in the draft. Although he is not from a major, he is very talented in acting. He actually has two or three screen images that are still fresh in the audience's memory.

In contrast, Robrie, who was born in a serious class of eight classics but has become a vase, has become the object of ridicule in the circle, the kind of negative example that one person ruins the entire class, and other students are ashamed to mention it .

"I didn't know you liked me so much, you even knew the nickname my fans gave me," Robrie said, "Recently, a fanatic baby suddenly appeared in my fan group, blowing rainbow farts at me tirelessly every day It couldn't be you, Chu Xinghe."

Chu Xinghe was so angry that his face turned red: "There are a total of forty people in the fan group. I am ashamed to mention that, Robbie, you are useless except for your face. You might as well be a model. Maybe you have a bright future. At least you can refine the pictures." I can also put on a calendar."

"I solemnly remind you, first, there are 36 fans in my fan base including myself. I count the red envelopes in people's hair every day. One more is to claim royal money." I have been to the Victoria's Secret catwalk, but I have not made up my mind to start the second spring of my great career."

"What's more," Robery suddenly brought his face closer: "Exquisite acting skills are the same, and good-looking skins are one in a thousand, understand?"

Chu Xinghe was slapped in the face by him, and he was angry and angry, but he couldn't attack, because his manager had already called his name in front of him, and it seemed that he should be the next one to audition.

Looking at the back of Chu Xinghe running over in a hurry, Chen Zhuo shook his head involuntarily: "He's just jealous... But yes, if he had a face like yours, he would have already rushed to the second line, you know, his face is small screen It looks passable, but there are many flaws on the big screen, I heard recently that he is determined to rectify and go abroad with a crew, in fact, he is going to make a fool of himself..."

As he spoke, he glanced at Luo Buli, "Some people, who were born to be patriarchs to enjoy the food, can still throw the patriarch's rice bowl and the patriarch's rice bowl into the trash can, saying that whoever knows it."

Robry: "...I provoked you."

Inside the studio.

Following director Ji Peng's "start", Chu Xinghe started his performance on the big TV.

Chu Xinghe sat on the chair, looking out of the window with slack eyes, without any expression, not even turning his eyeballs. He stayed like this for nearly a minute before suddenly bursting out with a suppressed and painful moan.

I saw him squatting on the ground with his head in his arms, his face twisted ferociously, and his body shaking slightly. The pain and sadness in his bones radiated out through these few movements. He didn't show his expression, but it made the hearts of the audience tugged.

"Excellent, this actor has a lot of talent." Director Ji Peng, as a well-known director in the industry, is naturally qualified to comment on actors: "He really portrayed the role of Zong Zhou."

What Chu Xinghe is currently performing is the most classic scene of Zong Zhou, an important supporting role in "Fourteen States", that is, the storyline where he witnesses his beloved woman rushing towards the enemy without hesitation.

The staff next to him also praised him.

"Look at the veins popping out on his forehead, I can feel his pain!"

"Yeah, you can see that the shirt on his back is wet with sweat, this scene is very contagious!"

Gu Huanzhong nodded slightly, and looked at Elder Jin: "What do you think?"

"He acted pretty well," Elder Jin shook his head and frowned, "It's just that he's not Zong Zhou in my mind."

Director Ji Peng crossed out Chu Xinghe's name helplessly. Looking at the series of candidates who had been killed in front of him, he was thinking about whether the original start date should be postponed - because a supporting role candidate with not many roles actually led to The whole crew couldn't turn on the machine, which was the first time in his directing career.

After Chu Xinghe changed his clothes, he was told to go back and wait for news. In fact, there was nothing to do, which made him a little unwilling. After all, he also put in effort for this role, and even pushed a good cover award.

But when he saw the next audition person, his little emotion immediately changed to gloating, because the person who came in was none other than Robrie, known as the 'King of Vases'.

He didn't go out immediately, but stayed in the studio, ready to appreciate the 'shock' that Robry brought to the audience up close.

Robli was taken to a room with simple furnishings, only one bed, and the floor was full of paper garbage—according to the requirements of the novel and the script, this is the place where Zong Zhou retreated, and he just finished his retreat. , I learned the news that my sweetheart had turned to a rival in love.

The two cameras in front of us take pictures from two angles and transmit them to the big TV synchronously.

"Actors are invited to perform the scene where Zong Zhou is born to hate because of love."

Director Ji Peng put down the pager, but didn't watch the big TV at all, but whispered to the producer next to him. When he saw that the actor Robry came in, he shook his head imperceptibly. What kind of actors can perform?

Even if he has never used Robry, he still knows the legend of the vase circulating in the circle.

Sitting on the bed, Robrie was thinking about whether to beat the wall or kneel and cry bitterly, when he heard a buzzing sound in his ears.

"Ding Dong, I searched your memory bank and found a scene that can replace acting - constipation."

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