there is a dragon lying

"Hey, where are you now? Is the business trip going well... By the way, I found that your friend's room seems to have a bad smell."

The fat middle-aged man took out a handkerchief to wipe the oil and sweat on his forehead, panting and asked his friend on the other end of the phone, he was asked by his friend to come and see the house.

But this house is not his friend's, the owner of the house is someone else, originally asked his friend to take care of it, but who knows that the friend who is a forensic doctor is also on a business trip.

In the end, I had no choice, so I called a middle-aged man to come over to help, saying that I only need to watch it for a day.

The middle-aged man was very puzzled. He didn't understand why the community with such a good property management still needed to keep an eye on it. Could it be that there were any valuables in the house?

There was no reply on the phone for a long time. The middle-aged man held up his mobile phone and talked awkwardly while rummaging through the room for the source of the stench.

"Hey, hello? Talk to me! Oh my God, I'm about to get dizzy!"

Ouch, it stinks, what kind of smell is this!

"Zizizi—I——Zizizi, I'm in the closet, I'm zizzing—"

The voice on the phone was covered by the harsh current, and the man's ears were so noisy, the fat middle-aged man frowned and asked loudly on the phone: "Your signal is not good, Lao Peng! Okay, okay!" , I see, is there something rotten in the cabinet?! Oops, I almost died of smoke, okay, I’ll clean it up now, hang up and bye!”

Lao Peng, I don't know which poor mountain valley he followed his team to, what a broken signal!

If you want to say that you can't do forensic medicine, you're tired and dirty, and you don't know where you have to work overtime every day.

"Hey zi zi zi - huh, okay, zi - I'll wait for you -"

The hoarse laughter seemed to be ground by sandpaper, and it was damp and cold. The middle-aged man shivered in the well-heated room.

He muttered to himself that he was stupefied, rubbed his arms and hung up the phone.

"Cabinets, cabinets... Oops, I forgot to ask him which cabinet it is." No way, let's look for them one by one.

The middle-aged man thought to himself, such a rotten smell should be from the kitchen.

He walked to the kitchen and looked up at the rows of European-style white cabinets. For some reason, a certain sense of crisis — like standing on a cliff and looking down, spread from the bottom of his heart.

The man swallowed his saliva, and touched the handle of the cabinet with his fingers. His head was dripping with sweat, and it seemed that his friend's weird laughter just now sounded in his ears...

'Crack, click. '

The decorative clock on the wall is more and more clear in the quiet space.

The fat middle-aged man took out his handkerchief and wiped his sweat, thinking: Why panic!As an adult, I'm still afraid of being superstitious about ghosts?

He yanked open the cabinet door above the kitchen counter!

"Boom!"

"Fuck!!!"

The round thing suddenly fell down, and the man screamed in panic, but when he saw what it was, the man breathed a sigh of relief.

What, he squatted down with difficulty with his beer belly, picked up the can of cereal, and scared me!

He was a little embarrassed, but also felt funny, why he was so suspicious today, thanks to his wife who praised him for his boldness before.

Thinking of his virtuous and capable wife who thought he was fat, he had a sweet and happy smile on his face, wiped his sweat and continued to rummage through the cabinets.

One, two, three... like hide and seek.

The kitchen cabinets were quickly rummaged through. Although a few packages of expired food were found, it was obvious that the stench definitely did not come from this.

He dragged his chubby body and began to search the big wardrobe in the bedroom. As soon as he stood in front of the wardrobe, the stench mixed with the rust of the pipes and the smell of rotten fish suddenly broke the seal, and penetrated into people's nostrils everywhere!

"Damn it! Ugh—"

What's the taste of this shit, it's so hot!

The man leaned against the wall and retched for a long time before stretching out his hand. When it touched the door of the cabinet, the things in the cabinet grinned silently, as if expecting to see a frightened face!

Come on, come on, open it up!

Hehehe, I waited so hard for you...

The moment the door was about to be opened, the hairy feeling that the fat man swallowed came back again. He comforted himself in his heart not to worry too much, and held the doorknob...

Snapped!The static-like blue light struck between the fingertips and the handle, the middle-aged man was suddenly shocked, and at the same time his chest felt hot, it was so hot!

"Hey, what's the matter?" He quickly let go of the handle of the cupboard door and went to touch the source of the heat.

He drew a black braided rope from his neck, and a smiling Jade Maitreya Buddha hung down from the rope. When he touched it with his fat fingers, it was really hot.

"Why is this jade getting hot..."

He was a little scared.

After all, it just felt wrong, and the Jade Buddha was hot... I'm not afraid of anyone else!

The Jade Buddha belonged to his wife. The man wore Guanyin and the woman wore the Buddha. Her wife brought this piece of jade since she was a child. After getting married, he was in poor health. Her wife hung the Jade Buddha around his neck one day.

Originally, fat men didn’t like to bring these things, they always thought they were too superstitious and stupid, but when he saw his wife holding the Jade Buddha around his neck and praying for his safety, the man couldn’t be happier, thinking that even if it was a piece of dung He also rarely wears the ball!

Wife, wife... She is still waiting for me at home.

no!Mine is home!This broken house is too evil!

The fat man turned around and ran away, but the phone rang suddenly, and he answered it quickly in a panic.

"Don't go! Don't go—" There was a gloomy growl on the phone!

The fat man suddenly understood something and yelled into the phone: "Fucking old Peng, are you cheating on me! Otherwise, how would you know I'm leaving! You, no matter what ghosts are in your house, I won't accompany you Play! Get out!"

After cursing in one breath, he boldly hung up the phone and rushed to the door.

The phone had already been hung up, but a friend's scream suddenly sounded in the room!

"You can't go! Come back! Come back—"

Back to your uncle!

The fat man grabbed the doorknob and twisted it vigorously, but he couldn't open it for a long time. At the same time, the Jade Buddha on his neck started to feel hot again. He became scared and couldn't help but look back.

In the middle of the open door of the second bedroom, a man with black and rotten skin was lying on the ground, staring at him with venomous scarlet eyes, and slowly crawled out half of his body...

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

Damn it, what a ghost! ! !

The men were all called Poyin, and it just so happened that at this time, Qianji and his party knocked on the door outside...

……

"The gold master dad is not me, I am super big and a green plant! In summer you can enjoy the cool air and in winter you can swing on a swing. The carbon dioxide and exhaust gas you breathe out are oxygen. You can't buy it and lose money and you can't be fooled. Gold master dad! How about it? Let’s get one now~”

Wei Duoye hugged Ruan Xingzhou's leg and wailed: "Poor poor child~ I also want to eat meat every now and then, anyway, you have already provided one, so it's not bad for me, this little sapling, right!? A sheep is also a must! A flock of sheep is also herding—”

Mr. Ruan looked at him, and ruthlessly refused: "Sorry, I never flirt with Meilin's and Changye's."

He likes big guys with Lin, such as his dragon.

He also likes big males with Lin, such as his dragon.

Ruan Xingzhou: Hee hee.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-" Wei Duoye, who knew that he had no hope of entering a rich family and living a life of hot pot and barbecue every day, cried very sadly.

And Qianji twitched the corners of his lips, deeply feeling that the ground under his feet must have been poisoned in the hundreds of years since he was gone.

Otherwise, how could there be such wonderful things as Ruan Xingzhou and Wei Duoye!

"The door hasn't been opened yet?" Ruan Xingzhou took out the master card of the head of the household and handed it to Qianji: "There should be no one, just open it." After all, the house is his.

"It's not that there is no one, there is a disgusting resentment inside." Qianji glanced at the room card and didn't take it, but squinted and stared at the doorknob and pressed it.

The reddish mist flowed from Qianji's palm into the crack of the door, and after a while, the electronic lock glowed green, and the door opened.

"I'll go, this trick is awesome!" Wei Duoye stood up and looked at him eagerly, with envy written all over his face.

Ruan Xingzhou pursed his lips, feeling a little happy when he heard the words.

His dragon has been praised, happy!

But before Mr. Ruan could finish his happiness, Qianji suddenly yelled: "Be careful!"

There was a green thing whistling past his ear and rushing in front of him, accompanied by the wailing of a strange man!

Ruan Xingzhou blinked, and when he realized that there was a fat man in front of him lying on his feet, clutching his waist, crying out in pain, he was also tied with a circle of soft tree branches. It rushed into the room.

Wei Duoye's shabby look just now was replaced by a slightly aggressive and serious expression. He squatted down and looked at the fat man on the ground, turned around and said to Ruan Xingzhou with relief, "It's a man."

"En." Ruan Xingzhou was amazed by his quick attack just now, and praised in surprise: "Thank you, your reaction ability is really good."

"Hey, you're welcome." Wei Duoye, who was a little shy after being praised, blushed and rubbed his bald head, "Actually, the boss can stop me without me, but he should have seen that this guy is just an ordinary guy. People, so I rushed in to find the real evil thing, alas, I still can't practice well."

Ruan Xingzhou was used to being the president, so he raised the corners of his lips and comforted him by encouraging his subordinates: "You are doing very well. You have high potential and great potential for development. You are a good employee and half-demon."

"You are... so kind!"

Wei Duoye was comforted by him with tears in his eyes, thinking that I looked down on others just now, and after being slapped in the face, he didn't mock me, but comforted me, there is still money - there is still money! ! !

"Father, don't you think about me? I can shrink into a flower pot~"

Wei Duoye blinked and acted cute.

Ruan Xingzhou shook his head: "No need."

Wei Duoye, who was rejected again, took a deep breath, did he really not be able to get a meal?

Unexpectedly, Ruan Xingzhou added another sentence: "You can live downstairs from me, it's just a matter of one floor."

"Really, really?"

"real."

Mr. Ruan's family has a big business, and he said that he can support a bodyguard of a building, and this one is not bad. Besides, Wei Duoye looks good, and he is a good seedling of the gatekeeper tree!

"Wow--!"

The gatekeeper tree, Wei Duoye, stared wide-eyed and covered his chest, grinning happily.

listen!It's just a story!

Fuck, my sponsor's father is a bully! ! !

"Why hasn't Qianji come out yet?" Ruan Xingzhou stood at the door and looked in. The inside was dark, which made him look worried: "Let's go in first."

"Okay, okay! No problem, I'll open the way for you!" Wei Duoye let go of the fat man who had fallen on the ground, and jumped to the front like a hutch.

[The author has something to say]: [Small Theater]

The ghost in the cabinet crawled out: Don't be afraid~~~It doesn't hurt.

Standing in front of the cabinet door, Qianji kicked it in: "Go to hell!"

Ruan Xingzhou: ...

Thanks for the big reward!Put it in a small pocket and put it away.

@梅宾MH: Moheng MH gave a trilobite x1 to "A Lying Dragon"