I'm still a boss after I retire

This is a post on the platform's internal forum, and the word "fire" is marked directly after the title.

Wen Xia didn't turn off the live broadcast. He clicked on the post, ignored irrelevant remarks, and found the video on the second floor. According to fans, it was a video of "pretending to be rainy" and swearing at him badly.

Click to open it, and a man with a cropped head, hanging eyes, and a scar on his face appeared on the screen.

Wen Xia took a look, acquaintance!

Pretending to be a storm is a game anchor. His game style is the same as his fierce appearance, with a fierceness that does not leave anyone behind.

Relying on his unique fighting style, as well as his arrogant remarks that even scolded him when he went crazy, pretending to be a storm has attracted a group of fans in a short period of time.

Because his popularity has risen sharply, some fans suggested that he participate in the new star anchor selection contest during the live broadcast last night.

At that time, Feng Yu had just finished playing a game, with an unlit cigarette stuck in his ear.He had an expression of "I'm the worst", and laughed when he saw the fans' comments: "Contest? Boring, I'm unique, why do you have to fight with a bunch of idiots for these meaningless things!"

There was a lot of "hahaha" messages on the screen, but there were also many people booing, asking if "pretending to be wind and rain" was cowardly?

Pretending to be rainy, he rolled up his sleeves, revealing the flower tattoo on his arm, and raised his chin, "Brother, can you talk? You won't just shut the fuck up for me."

Next, Zhuangzhuang Fengyu clicked on a web link, "Come on, let's take a look at who are the so-called 'new star anchors'! The current ranking is the number one - damn it!"

His mouse just landed on Wenxia's ID "Master Xia", next to Wenxia's live video entrance.

The people in the live broadcast room suddenly stopped when they heard the pretense of wind and rain, and then their tone sank, and they changed their usual cynical expressions, "Hey, look who is this? Master Xia? A scum who was dropped out of college ran to the live broadcast Hum, this kind of person also has fans?"

Seeing him angry, the fans who pretended to be angry all became excited like chicken blood, "What's wrong? What's wrong with this person?"

Pretending to be windy and sneering, he didn't answer the fans' questions, but pointed to Wenxia's ID and said to the fans in his live broadcast room: "Hey! I want to participate in that kind of bloody competition, give me the popularity you know, old man crush him to death!"

The video ends here.

When Wen Xia saw it, he had a gloomy face and was furious: "Why is this person still as shameless as before! Whoever is a scum knows in his heart, and if he made a mistake, he refuses to admit it. Why hasn't he been imprisoned yet!!"

Whether it is Wen Xia or pretending to be rainy, the amount of information in the two people's words is too much, many people are echoing Wen Xia and him to scold pretending to be rainy, but more are asking what happened between them .

Wen Xia didn't answer with a dark face. He hurried off the live broadcast and was so angry that he grabbed the things around him and threw them on the ground, "Damn it!"

"What are you doing, young master?!" Aunt Wen happened to pass by, and she screamed when she saw the things that Wen Xia had smashed.

Wen Xia took a closer look, and saw that the ground was colorful and broken into pieces, but he couldn't tell what it was, "Aunt Wen, what's wrong?"

Aunt Wen looked at Wenxia lovingly as if she were watching "a person who is dying soon", "That's a Valentine's Day gift from Mr. Si Muyu to Mr. Si."

This year's Valentine's Day just happened to coincide with Si Muyu going out on a mission, so he didn't have time to spend it with Si Guyu.

Si Guyu didn't care about it at the time, and he didn't start acting like a demon until Si Muyu returned from his mission.

Fortunately, Simu Yu understood the temperament of his family's goblins, and happened to be in a place where ceramics were abundant, so he found a famous native and burned a vessel that symbolized love.

As soon as it was delivered, Si Guyu hadn't seen it yet.

The anger just now was about to be thrown out of the blue by Wen Xia, and his rationality came back. He gradually realized what mistake he had made, and his voice trembled: "This, such an important thing, why should it be placed in such a place?"

Aunt Wen said: "Mr. Si Muyu gave it to me. I was about to wipe it before putting it here. Oh, I shouldn't put it here. And young master, can you not come here for live broadcasts in the future? From the kitchen , come here——" Aunt Wen drew a big circle with her hand, "It's all mine, young master, your live broadcast greatly affects my work."

Wen Xia: "...Oh."

"Aunt Wen." Si Guyu came out, "Where is the thing Mu Yu gave you?"

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, Wen Xia was shocked, and his body trembled uncontrollably.

Si Guyu looked at him, glanced down, and looked at the things on the ground, "What is that?"

He raised his thin eyelids, turned and left without waiting for Wen Xia to speak, and shouted: "Si Mu Yu!"

The two recently staged sadomasochism under the age of orthopedics.Simu Yu couldn't laugh or cry: "I'm older than you!"

Si Guyu didn't care what his old Gong said, and said to himself: "You couldn't ask for anything from me, so you gradually turned black and imprisoned me as your slave."

Si Guyu rushed into Simu Yu's arms, and Simu Yu hugged him, "What's wrong with my little slave?"

Si Guyu turned his head and pointed at the debris on the ground.

Simu Yu looked over, his eyes gradually deepened, he hugged the person in his arms tightly, "Who did it?"

Wen Xia trembled and trembled, he thought to himself, Uncle, why are you swollen and still complaining, he was quick to think, and pointed to the black plastic with his tongue sticking out, "Plastic, look what you have done? I didn't take a good look at you and you got into trouble!" I told you a long time ago to be obedient and sensible, don’t mess with things in the house, don’t look at me with your dead fish eyes, you should know your mistakes and make things better..."

Aunt Wen called him in a low voice, "Young master, young master."

Wen Xia's voice stopped abruptly, Si Guyu and Simu Yu looked at him in silence, looking at your stupid expression.

Wen Xia: "...Uncle, I was wrong."

Si Guyu looked at him directly, without speaking.

Wen Xia was overwhelmed by Si Guyu's gaze that took away the sense of oppression, and he was about to cry, "Uncle, I was wrong!!!"

Si Guyu stretched out his hand, "Uncle Wen."

Uncle Wen appeared out of nowhere with a leather whip in his hand.

Si Guyu said indifferently: "The family law serves."

Wen Xia was dumbfounded, and hugged the black plastic tightly to seek a sense of security, "Uncle, calm down, don't be impulsive!"

Si Guyu took the whip and slapped "piapia" on the ground twice, making the wind flutter.

"Come on, take off your shirt and find a place to kneel down."

Wen Xia trembled: "I don't remember our family having this family rule..."

Si Guyu snorted coldly, "Family rules? I am the family rules in this house! If you don't teach uncle's faults, I think your skin is itchy for a long time."

Half a minute later, Wen Xia squatted in a corner with his upper body naked and held his head in his hands, and the black plastic was forced to sit beside him and howled.

Si Guyu raised the whip in his hand, and slammed it down. "one time!"

Wen Xia: "Ah!"

Black plastic: "Aww!"

Si Guyu: "Twice!"

Wen Xia: "Ah!!"

Black plastic: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

Si Guyu: "Three strikes!"

Wen Xia: "Ahhh!!!"

Black plastic: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

……

After 3 minutes passed, Si Guyu stopped, frowned and said dissatisfiedly, "What's your name, I didn't even hit you."

Wen Xia wondered how he knew that, as the former school bully of No. [-] Middle School in the city, he wouldn't be afraid to hit ten times by himself.

Although Si Guyu looks lazy and careless on weekdays, but when he is serious, he can't hide the aura of a superior in his bones, which is completely incomparable to a fledgling kid like Wen Xia.

Si Guyu's whip hit the ground next to Wen Xia. Although it didn't hit him, Wen Xia would subconsciously scream.

So cowardly, I despise myself!Wen Xia thought to himself.

"Tell me, what happened to you?" Si Guyu finished venting, and asked his silly nephew a little more patiently.

Mentioning this, Wen Xia felt angry, and instantly regained his true colors, "Uncle! Listen to me!"

Speaking of this, it goes back three months.At that time, Wen Xia was still living his college life, and was not "exiled" to Si Guyu's "reform".

"It was an ordinary day. As usual, I was ready to skip...go to class." Wen Xia said: "When I walked to the grove of our school, I suddenly heard the screams of girls!"

The cry was too intense, "I had to stop and find out."

Walking into the depths of the jungle, Wen Xia saw a strong man pressing on top of a girl, plotting something wrong.As a hot-blooded man, how could Wen Xia stand by and watch, "I yelled, 'What are you doing!' That bastard looked back at me, probably because I was too yang, so he ran away in a panic!"

Seeing the girl crying heart-rendingly, Wen Xia kindly wanted to go over to comfort her, "She was probably frightened, she ran away as soon as I walked over, I chased her out, and saw her running towards the girls' dormitory, so I didn't mind. Keep chasing."

Wen Xia didn't take this matter to heart at first, but he never thought that within two days, "The girl committed suicide by jumping off the building. My first reaction at that time was that it had something to do with that day's incident, and I suspected that the murderer was that beast!"

"Didn't JC come to investigate later? I was considering whether to tell them about this, but guess what happened, Uncle?"

Wen Xia shook his head when he heard it, "Hmm... that's pretty good, you can talk about stand-up comedy."

Wen Xia looked at him complainingly: "Uncle!"

Si Guyu opened his eyes, "Go on."

Before Wen Xia had time to find jc, the other party came to him on his own initiative.

After asking Wen Xia, he found out that someone reported to JC that he saw Wen Xia in the woods the other day who seemed to be trying to molest a girl who jumped off a building. He suspected that Wen Xia had the motivation to kill.

"Damn it!" Wen Xia jumped up angrily, "I was thinking at the time that the villain must be the first to file a complaint. He estimated that I would tell what happened that day, so he pre-empted it and put me in a passive position!"

"But! His goal is doomed to fail, because according to the girl's roommate, the girl told them after she came back that it was Wenxia who saved her."

Wen Xia patted himself on the chest, "It's thanks to the fact that I'm a celebrity in our school, and I know everyone. Otherwise, that girl doesn't know his savior, and I really can't get rid of the suspicion!"

[The author has something to say]: 2019.7.8