Where is the dignity of the Lord?

【Where are you now. 】

"Boyfriend's house."

【you……】

"Haha, do you want to say too much, so you don't know which sentence to say for a while? It's really rare. It's the first time I see you who are so reliable and you use ellipsis, poof."

[Before this happened, I was a scientific socialist. 】

"now what?"

[...I plan to choose a religion. 】

"Pfft, haha!"

Looking at the mobile phone chat page, Pasha sitting in the yard combing the wolf's fur, with a mobile phone in one hand and a brush in the other, seemed to see through the screen the scene of an elite and serious man in a suit with a tangled face and reflective glasses.

"What's so funny."

There was a faint question in his ear, and the unsuspecting Pasha smiled and subconsciously said: "Haha, you don't know, just now I and I—" before he finished speaking, the corners of Pasha's upturned mouth were stiff, Turn your head slowly.

Soft black hair hangs over his forehead, and the snow-white skin is lined with two colors at one extreme. The man stares straight at him with a pair of wolf-like pure blue eyes. The upper half of his face is buried in the shadows, squatting at him like a ghost Behind him, Wen Yan raised the corners of his lips to exude black air.

"Speak, tell me."

Pasha: "..."

The earth-bound spirit-like man laughed, his face buried in the darkness was full of 'happy', and he said in a very gentle and chilly voice: "That's great, you smile so happily, he must be a good man .”

Pasha: "..."

"Hehehe, introduce me too."

Finish.

The vinegar jar exploded, and the cat disease soaked in it spilled all over the floor.

"No, it's not..." Pasha waved his hands in a cold sweat, his hair almost stood up, and explained: "It's not a netizen, it's my elder brother, dear elder brother."

"Really?"

"Really!"

Hearing this, the gloomy blue eyes swept across Pasha's face like hooks. Pasha smiled dryly. The tense atmosphere made the lazy ball on the floor raise its head and glanced at the two of them. .

quite a while.

"That's right," Resid said.

Pasha breathed a sigh of relief: "Yes..."

"Then show me the phone."

"..."

Reyde crouched behind him, with a blank expression on his face, he stretched out a palm to him, beckoning with his knuckles.

If he would have handed over his phone calmly in normal times, what would he not dare to let others see as an unsocial cook with the same open heart and appearance?

He doesn't even have a password for his phone!

But now...

Thinking of the new group he just joined, and discussing things secretly in the group, Pasha thought I was done, this phone must not be shown to him, did the plan come to naught? !

But I dare not show him, this guy will definitely hire hackers to hack my phone! !

what?

cannot?

Hehe, in his previous life, because he suspected that he would add a female netizen, this dog sent a message of "Hi~baby" to all his friends and tried everyone on his list. In the end, he was killed by his mother, father, and brother. Thrilling series of calls, asking him if his brain is sick!

Countless embarrassing black histories flashed through his brain in an instant, the corners of his mouth twitched, and in front of two pairs of searchlight-like eyes, he pretended to calmly turn off the phone, blacked out the screen, put it in his pocket, and changed the subject.

"What to eat tonight."

Reisyid said nothing, and Li Ge's calm face was covered with cold sweat.

Reishid suddenly raised the corners of his lips slowly, and Li Ge's stiff smile began to wash his face with sweat.

Trembling, he suddenly saw Reyde turn his head, but before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, pressed the screen a few times in front of him, and put it to his ear .

"Hey, Mom. Well, it's me, listen to me, your son Pasha seems to be cheating—"

"?!!"

Fuck, you're making a small report with my mother! ?

When Pasha heard this sentence, his adrenaline soared. He had never moved so fast in his life. He swooped forward and snatched the phone. Using his acting skills that he didn't believe, he said to the person on the phone with a steady smile. : "It's okay Mom, aren't you and my dad coming over tonight? I'll ask Reyde to ask what drinks you want to drink tonight."

Mother Xia over there was stunned and smiled and said: "You don't need to drink anything, our restaurant has everything, and your father also bought a lot of fresh crabs and meat, just wait for us to go there tonight."

"Yeah, okay, it's okay, I'll hang up, bye mom."

beep.

After hanging up the phone, the deflated Pasha held his chest, feeling that he had never been so excited in his life.

Without telling his mother, he glared fiercely at some bastard who looked at him quietly with his head propped up, and returned the phone to him, "Crazy, what nonsense! And when did you save my mother's phone number?"

"Dinned yesterday." After finishing speaking, Reisyid looked at Pasha, "Sure enough, I have something to hide from me, so let's talk about it."

Pasha coughed dryly and looked away, "What are you talking about, I just chatted with my brother about my return. He is still in Italy, and he insists on coming back to meet you and me."

Seeing that Reyde didn't believe it, Pasha covered the bag tightly, and warned: "I told you not to peek at my phone, and my brother and I are not allowed to talk about some little secrets?"

"I swear I didn't talk about netizens, neither men nor women!"

"And you don't even think about it. You are enough for me to worry about. I don't have time to see others."

At the end, there is an earthy love quote: "The world doesn't care, except you are all farts, okay?"

"..."

With an unfathomable expression, the turbulent man under his paralyzed face narrowed his eyes dangerously, stood up and said "um" in a tone that seemed indifferent to the situation.

"Okay, give me the brush, don't you want to clean up the room, I'll help you brush the ball."

"Huh~" Pasha let out a sigh of relief as he slumped his shoulders, stood up and handed him the brush, and kissed his lips with the corner of his lips, "I knew you were the most tolerant and generous, no one is as sensible as Russian cats. "

"Ah."

After boasting a few words, Pasha returned to the house and glanced at the person who was combing the lawn where he was sitting just now, feeling much more at ease.

And Reyde lowered his eyes, swished the brush swishingly, and exchanged a glance with Qiuqiu on the ground who opened his eyelids to look at him.

"Your master thinks I'm stupid."

"Woo~"

"I don't ask now. When I get rid of him at night, he will feel that he won't be able to last half an hour anywhere."

"Woo~"

Seeing the evil smile of the other master, the old wolf with the scarred face lay down and gasped heavily.

……

In the evening, the old couple of the Xia family drove all the way to the villa relying on the navigation.

Pasha, who was waiting for them at the door, hurried down with Resid to help move things.

Parents are the same all over the world. When the child grows up and is not around, he feels that the child lacks everything, such as firewood, rice, oil, salt, eggs, pork, and all kinds of gadgets and accessories.

As Pasha was moving, he saw Resid carrying out two large suitcases.

Pasha: "...Mom, what's in the suitcase."

"Your clothes." With two bags of vegetables and eggs in her hands, Xia's mother swished forward swiftly, turning her head while walking and quickly replied: "I packed them for you overnight last night, and your plastic clothes What pillows and duvets."

"You haven't worn those clothes a few times. They are all brand-name goods. It's a pity to throw them at home. Oh, your brother bought you pillows and quilts from abroad. Your dad and I don't need them either. I'll give you my thoughts." Take the cover!"

"..."

Well, it's better than the brother who stuffed a pig in the trunk after returning home for the New Year.

This kind of comforting psychology was completely shattered when he turned his head and found that his dad had pushed out a whole cow leg tightly wrapped in insurance film from the back seat.

Pasha silently covered his face, moaning weakly: "Dad... do you think any of us can finish eating such a big beef leg..."

"Aren't there still wolves?"

As a matter of course, his father frowned while carrying more than 100 catties of beef legs: "I heard from your mother that you raised a wolf to play with, so why don't you feed it! There is a box of meat and bones under the car seat, move it quickly. It won't be fresh for a while."

"..."

OK, you cow.

【The author has something to say】:.

I still remember that when I was studying in a foreign university, my mother secretly stuffed five catties of salted eggs, a large bag of steamed buns, and a large bag of dried sweet potatoes in my suitcase.

Forcibly propping up my little yellow suitcase into a big yellow suitcase...

Once I came home after work, stuffed me with three old hens and one young rooster, all of which were killed and sealed in plastic, and told me to go back and stew it by myself... The funniest time was to use Lao Ganma There is a whole bottle of pickles in the bottle. When I eat Laoganma, I open it and look at the pickle sticks inside. I thought that Laoganma has finally gone crazy.