Where is the dignity of the Lord?

"You shouldn't mess with a virgin who has been abstinent for 8 years..."

"Ah."

"My waist hurts, my legs are so sore, and the tail, is it still growing on my butt..."

"It's still growing on your ass."

"Resid."

"Ah."

"Go to hell!"

Pasha stretched out his hand from under the quilt with great difficulty, and grabbed the shirt of the man sitting on the bed with his legs crossed and reading a book: "Go-die-uh."

Reyde lowered his left hand without raising his head, pinched Pasha's cheeks, and rubbed his fingers slowly: "I want to eat something later, there is not much at home, tell me what I want, and make a list tonight. "

"Let go of my mouth, you can eat anything... Oh, there's no more mayonnaise, and..."

Letting his hand go, Pasha thought for a while and said a few words. Reyde closed the book and took out his mobile phone to record in the memo. Belly closes eyes.

Ok?

Pasha blinked suspiciously, and rubbed his hair with his fingers.

"what happened?"

Reyed slowly rubbed his forehead against Pasha's lower abdomen without making a sound.It wasn't until Pasha was about to fall asleep that he heard his voice muffled through the quilt, speaking seriously and seriously to his stomach.

"Will a child grow here?"

"..."

After a second of silence, Pasha sneered, "Shouldn't it be 'born'? What the hell is 'long'? Besides, how could a man, uh wait, should I call myself a man or a male? Damn!"

"Tiger cubs, or humans?"

Reishid put his fingers into Pasha's pajamas, and pressed little by little on the firm abdominal muscles.

"Don't worry, nothing will be born." Pasha touched his dog's head and rolled his eyes: "Why don't you just pretend to have it, come on, daddy, listen to what your baby said in it, did it mean you stupid."

Reisyd, who entered the scene instantly, listened carefully: "Well, it seems to have said something."

"Haha what did you say?"

Reyde said straightly, "Ha, ha, what did you say?"

"I'm asking what he said, don't repeat what I said."

"I'm talking about you," Reyde got out of the quilt, and put his cheek to Pasha's, the baby's blue eyes reflected like a vast ocean under the thick long eyelashes, "It's my 'baby'. "

"........."

The tiger's ears trembled slightly, two blushes appeared on the face of Pasha who was stared at closely, his eyes wandered and he slowly pulled up the quilt to cover Reisyd's face.

Reyde pulled off the quilt, raised his head and kissed Pasha's forehead, and said in a low voice, "Thank you, thank you for coming to my performance ten years ago, thank you for reappearing ten years later, and willing to marry me."

Pasha: "..."

The once immature and expressionless face flashed in my mind, if it was the past Leyde, he probably wouldn't have said such gentle words...

They've all changed, for the better.

"Cough, you're welcome."

A little moved, Pasha restrained the corners of his lips and whispered back, and the tail under the quilt lightly rested on him.

Reyde lay with him on the bed for a while, and went to the kitchen to work again at lunch time.

Pasha, who knew that this guy didn't know how to cook, saw him looking for ingredients, picked up the satellite phone and dialed a certain number, and asked for help from Ms. Shulia who was far away abroad.

The corner of Pasha's mouth twitched: ...Obviously I'm a cook, why don't you call me bad? !

After the call was connected, the two chatted one sentence after another. He didn't know what they were talking about. He heard Reyde's voice say with a trace of pride: "It succeeded, um, it feels good."

?

what is good

When the meal was ready and Reyde brought it to him, he asked, and it turned out...

"Mom asked if we had a sex life."

Reyde casually threw out a sentence: "I said yes, it feels good. When she came last time, she knew that I was 25 years old and still a virgin, so I was worried that we were Plato."

Pasha who choked on his throat: "..."

Reyde: "She thinks Plato is bad, and it affects her psychology."

Pasha blushed and roared: "Are you crazy? How could you say such things to Ms. Shulia?!"

Reyde frowned: "Why not? The things we used last night, including the maid outfit you wore, were also given by her."

Pasha: "..."

With a click, a certain tiger was petrified and shattered, and he realized: In terms of color approval, Lao Lei's family is actually a fucking inheritance! !

……

Successfully learned to transform, which means that you can freely transform from human to tiger.

What's more, the feeling of becoming a tiger queen was more comfortable for Pasha than when he became a human.

The five senses are developed and the limbs are strong.

The most important thing is that there is a kind of instant psychological liberation. I want to run in the mountains and forests, and then roar loudly on the highest hillside. The fun and excitement!

It's like taking off your clothes and shoes when you get home from get off work, put on loose pajamas, and lie down under the covers.

So Pasha, who had been transformed into a tiger for a long time, ran into the snowy forest like a husky with a rope.

"Roar--!"

oooo~

Uncle Tiger is back! !

A certain slick big tiger panted with its mouth open, its green-gold pupils gleaming, and jumped up and down towards the forest, roaring occasionally, announcing its return to the forest.

The wild beasts in the mountain fled in panic.

Huzi: What is that sentence called?Oh, release nature, pursue freedom!

and so……

Reyde, who was holding a pile of clothes, looked at his wife, a male tiger, with a blank face, rolling all over the ground with his teeth grinning, and standing on his hind legs to scratch the bark of the tree.

In the end, the tail was cocked, the butt was pouted, and the two golden balls were peeing everywhere (marking the territory).

Reyde was silent for a moment, then took out his phone: Hello?Pet store?Ah, yes, I want the largest size pet diapers, the ones that don't show your buttocks.

"Ow~"

What are you doing, keep up with Dad!

Huzi, who had just rolled from the ground, turned around and found that her husband hadn't kept up, and slapped the ground dissatisfiedly with her big paws.

Rush to the back and output.

Hearing that Reisyd stuffed his clothes into the backpack, he followed with long legs.

Seeing people coming, Huzi jumped up and down a few times, like a beautiful elf entering the depths of the forest.

In Siberia in June, the temperature rises and the ice and snow melt.

In order to usher in the peak temperature of the year in July and fill the stomachs of animals, the melted snow in June will turn into water, and then gather into rivers to moisten the soil and stimulate the vitality of the mountains and forests.

Therefore, the low-lying places on the mountain formed shallow pits with almost no water and all mud.

As a human being, for the sake of his shoes, Pasha would absolutely give way when encountering such a mud puddle.

But now he is not him.

He's a cute brain axe.

When Reyde caught up, he saw a certain tiger squatting beside the mud pit with its paws raised and its serious face.

Resid: ?

He frowned suspiciously, watching a certain tiger paw slowly, slowly... touching the mud, his eyes lit up immediately!

Resid: ...

Reyde's face changed suddenly: "No, Pasha, if you don't want to, you are not allowed to enter——No! Pasha!!! Kill you!!!"