Where is the dignity of the Lord?

Is there anything more frightening than waking up and finding a tiger with a mouth full of blood and sharp fangs out of your bed?

The answer is: of course, of course, no, yes!

Siberia at night is a sea of ​​silence, so quiet that you can hear the sound of snow falling on the branches.

A colorful Siberian tiger quietly came near the wooden house. It looked at the firelight from the window of the wooden house. At night, the tiger's eyes the size of a copper bell radiated a cold light, exuding an evil and hideous light——

It seems to be waiting for an opportunity to hunt, lowering its center of gravity and hiding in the night.

It lurks patiently, the corners of its slightly raised mouth and the tip of its tail are full of determination!

An hour later, the tiger eyes the size of a copper bell stared at the still-lit wooden house, exuding a sinister light——

Two hours later, the tiger eyes the size of a copper bell stared at the still-lit wooden house, exuding a sinister light——

Three hours later, copper—

"Ow~"

— Damn Reyed, are you still sleeping or not! !

- What time is it and the fire is still on, be careful to stay up late and be bald, bastard!

A certain tiger cub covered its dry eyes with its paws and rubbed cursingly.

Now that we have decided to scare people away, naturally the sooner the better.

In order to strike while the iron was hot, Pasha squatted nearby early in the morning, and the silly deer passing by refused to eat.But who knew that Reyde didn't know what to do in the wooden house, so he wouldn't sleep!

How can labor scare you if you don't sleep?

How to implement my flawless plan A? ? ?

No, I have to take a closer look, this idiot will not fall asleep and forget to extinguish the charcoal fire, right?Pasha became anxious, thinking that Leysid must not be poisoned.

"Ow..."

Huzi couldn't hold back, and slowly lurked under the window of the wooden house from behind the tree he was ambushing.

For an adult big cat, when they step on the snow with their big pink meat pads, and then lower their bodies to move forward, they can be lighter than the snow!

What's more, the tiger is the overlord of the mountains and forests, and the best ambusher.

Even if the night in Siberia can reach minus 50 degrees, it will not affect its agility at all.

However, although the thick fur of the Siberian tiger can block the cold, it is fine for them to sleep in the snow, but it freezes the nose!

There is no hair on the nose!

Pasha rolled his tongue around his black nose that was dripping with snot, quietly raised his two front paws and clawed at the small window of the wooden house, stood on his back paws, and looked into the wooden house with two round tiger eyes that glowed green at night. look.

Hu Zi is full of self-confidence, Reisyd is a mere mortal, how could he find Master Hu?

If he finds me, Laozi will kick his head like a ball!

Little baby, your tiger brother is here, just wait to be scared to pee by the tiger attacking at night, hahahaha~~

inside the house.

The fire in the stove was still burning, and the wood made a 'cracking' sound. The tattered Liguang panels and animal fur carpets on the walls exuded a musty smell of decaying dust.

Resid lay on the messy bed with one arm behind his head, ignoring the fading firelight, his baby blue eyes lowered.

With that three faceless face, he looked at the mobile phone in his hand expressionlessly.

On the phone, there was a video of the surveillance camera he installed on the big tree in front of the room today!

In the video, the action of a certain tiger crawling on the window of the wooden house and peeping in, and the big tail shaking in the middle of the jiojio are all in sight!

Pasha smiled evilly: Hee hee, tell me Kangkang, who is the little one who didn’t sleep~

The expressionless Reyde touched the axe: Tell me, Kangkang, which tiger dares to lie on the window of my house.

…If it were an ordinary person who found such an adult tiger weighing more than 500 kilograms and standing 1.9 meters tall hiding under his window outside the window, he might have been frightened.

However, Reyde looked at the cunning, fat and smooth tiger in the video, rubbing the blade of the mountain axe, and fell into thinking.

The leather is fine, I'm missing a quilt.

The meat was fine and edible.

The bones are good and can be stewed in soup.

The head is also good, just hanging in the room as a decoration.

Two dandans and tiger penis can nourish the body, well, it should taste good when roasted.

"hiss--"

Huzi, who was unknown outside the window, suddenly felt a chill in Dandan, and quickly pressed his tail to cover the golden ball.

Well, the wind is too cold today...

In the room, after thinking about it, the 1.9-meter tall, eight-pack abs and three-faced man put down his phone, pretended not to see the two tiger ears with white spots flashing by the window behind him, and hid the ax under the pillow Tibetan.

He lifted the quilt and took the initiative to extinguish the fire and the electric stove. He even went to the door and opened the door. When he closed it, he forgot to put the lock on.

"That's all right..." No matter how alert wild animals are, they don't have the IQ to recognize traps.

Reyde murmured in a low voice, thinking that he could have a new blanket, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, he lay down on the bed, and closed his eyes.

Huzi, who was waiting for someone to fall asleep outside the window, saw that Reyceid was so sloppy, his eyes lit up immediately!

"Ow~"

—Stupid Reyde, he dared not lock the door in such a place full of wild animals, he really is a fool.

"Ow~"

—Hmph, but luckily you met me, this open door is cheaper than me~!

Unaware that his fat body and two balls were missed by others, the thief Pasha laughed and jumped from the window.

Thinking of the scene where the facial paralyzed Reyde, who woke up early tomorrow morning, saw him, his face turned pale with fright, and his big tail was wagging happily.

It stumbled to the door of the wooden house, choked by the musty smell and wanted to sneeze, but afraid of waking people up, its tongue quickly curled its wet nose.

What kind of crappy house does the Reyde guy live in...

When a figure skater is popular and hot, it’s not good to be held by a group of people, but why come here to suffer...

It was as if the heart had been pinched, a little sore and a little distressed.

The complex-faced Pasha didn't dare to think too deeply, he shook his head vigorously, and flapped his ears.

Forget it, anyway, he will return to his own world after driving him away.

Come on!

It tiptoed, two hooked nails popped out of the thick pad, and carefully opened the door. The big face with the word 'Wang' squeezed between the cracks of the door and explored for a long time. Hearing the even breathing, he walked in.

Tigers are cautious, sensitive and suspicious.

Pasha has been a Siberian tiger for so long, and he has long been used to doing things in a tiger's way.

Some kind of wild intuition makes it resist the smell of human beings, and warns the brain of danger.

But Pasha didn't take it to heart.

After all, what lies there is the Reyceyd that it is too familiar with.

Huzi was confident that Reyceyd would not harm Pasha.

But it forgot that it can recognize Reyde, but Reyde may not be able to recognize it that has turned into a tiger.

Listening to the subtle sounds of the door and the old wooden boards, Reyde, who closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, seemed unresponsive, but in fact, his hands under the quilt were tightly grasping the howling mountain ax that once split two bears.

Just wait for a certain tiger to approach in the darkness and split its neck that is about to be dripping with blood!

Danger - coming.

【The author has something to say】:.

Huzi couldn't believe his face: I'm so good for you, but you only want (literally) my body? ? ?

The boy-faced giant. Reyde hid the ax behind his back and lied earnestly: Wife, you read wrong, give me a hug.

Huzi: Bah!

[Three Noes: A person who speaks little and lacks facial expressions, and is hard to be noticed by others]

[Wild animals are so cute, don't hurt them.

Unless you want to save your life and not break the law, don't learn from Reyed.Reyde is also naughty and wants Huzi to attack him first.

And the aborigines of Siberia still have the habit of hunting, but we don’t seem to have it here]

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