Where is the dignity of the Lord?

He said: Give me something sweet dear.

Normally, there should be a kiss between a fairy-tale prince and a beast here.

only……

Reyde pressed the gauze on Zizi's bleeding forehead with a stiff face.

Like being splashed with a bucket of paint, the left half of his face and neck turned red, and the blood-soaked shirt was a weird crime scene.

The eyelashes carrying the blood beads trembled slightly, and the pure blue eyes slowly turned, and their eyes fell on a certain male tiger with its butt facing him.

"Pasha..."

"Roar!"

Don't talk to me! !

Huzi, who was so ashamed that he hugged his head, turned his head to interrupt him with a roar, and stuck his head into the carpet again in frustration.

so stupid...

I couldn't help opening my mouth when I kissed, but I forgot that I was a Siberian tiger with a bloody head and a big mouth. When I got excited, I directly sucked the other person's head in, making the love drama turn into a thriller or something...

Ahhhhhh so fucking stupid!

why am i so stupid

why! !

Huh, my face is gone, let me die...

"Pasha..."

"Roar!"

Get out, didn't I say don't talk to me!

The murdered man's lips were torn, bloodshot stretched on the moist lines of his mouth, he maintained that miserable appearance, blinked expressionlessly, and opened his mouth after a moment of silence:

"I just want to ask, do I need to be vaccinated against rabies in this situation."

"..."

"Also, see if there is any hair of mine between your teeth, it doesn't seem good to swallow it."

"..."

After hearing this sentence, he subconsciously rolled his fangs with his barbed tongue, and then really felt like a tiger with hair: ………

let me die! ! !

Huzi, who was so embarrassed to death, has fallen into the mode of thinking and vomiting souls.

Reyde picked up his phone, calmly ordered new medicines and a few boxes of rabies vaccine, and threw the wet bandage on the ground.

The blood-sucking bandage fell to the ground and made a "pop" sound, and smelling the blood, the little gray wolf who was at his feet just now, who was so excited, rushed up to lick it.

He kicked it away with his foot, frowned, picked up the piece of gauze and threw it into the burning stove.

Then he found a new tourniquet and pressed it on his head, staring at Huzi's back...well, the buttocks, lost in thought.

A man who passionately wants to fencing with the one he loves but lacks common sense is thinking.

He thought the person I loved died and he lived again.

The person I love acquiesced in falling in love with me, and then we wanted to kiss, but the process was not beautiful, and the other party fell into a depressed state.

At this time, in order to prevent Pasha from rejecting my intimacy next time, how should I comfort him?

Ever since losing Pasha once, Resid started to learn to think for Pasha.

He never thought about how to comfort the other party when he didn't perform well during intimacy.

But now it's different.

He wanted to make Pasha happy.

So, Resid spoke.

"I'm actually very happy and comfortable," he said.

"Even if it didn't work out, I can imagine how magical it must feel, the absolute best kiss ever."

Hu Zi was stunned, and realized the comfort in his tone, and instantly returned to his senses, turning his head to look at him excitedly with tears in his eyes: Reyed, you can actually comfort people, I like it...

Reisyid's face was slumped: "Although the barb on your tongue scratched the corners of my mouth and lips like A4 paper."

Huzi's smile froze.

Reyde raised the corners of his bloody mouth: "But I still feel very happy. Even if you swallowed my whole head with your big mouth, I have the idea of ​​whether you want to kill me."

The whole tiger lost its color.

Finally, Reyde gave a thumbs up, and added with a firm expression on his face, "But your pink mouth and fangs with bloodletting slots are very charming! I like it!"

After speaking, he thought he was OK, comforting, and sweetheart.

As for Huzi?

Oh, it has already smashed open the door of the cabin, and ran away in tears.

That family can no longer accommodate me...

Facing the cold wind in Siberia, the tiger cub shed two tears of tiger sadly in the vast expanse of snow.

It fell into a snow pit, covered with a layer of white snow, like a golden gradient maple syrup sprinkled with icing sugar, Paji filled the entire pit with his six hundred catties of muscle.

The golden tiger eyes mixed with blue looked up at the gray sky blankly.

It starts thinking.

From why I couldn't help but agree to kiss him under the lure of Reyde's face, why I opened my mouth, to why that idiot could speak such poisonous words in such a flat tone.

It thought again, I am too stupid.

In the past, I only knew that the other party's eyes would straighten when he spoke harshly to others (to tell the truth), but I didn't expect that one day, the man's knife would fall on my own man!

For a while, Huhu thought a lot.

In the end, it was sad from the heart, and the evil came to the gallbladder!

I came to a conclusion: Nima, why didn't labor and capital bite off the head of Dead Reyde at that time!

Make your mouth poisonous, let your mouth be poisonous!

woohoo...

A certain six-hundred-pound tiger cub was heartbroken.

After whistling for a while, rubbing his nose on the wood in the pit, Xiaohuhu stood up firmly, and decided to turn his grief and anger into appetite to catch a wild boar to eat, to digest his mulberry heart.

The wild boar lying on the gun: ... I am damn!

Hunting was already commonplace for Pasha.

The excitement of hunting made him temporarily forget the embarrassment just now, concentrated on ambush behind the trees, and soon caught a red deer.

Although it is not pork, it is much better than pork!

Huzi, who was in a gloomy mood, happily took the meat in his mouth, panting heavily, and took it to his cave.

After all, he can't finish eating such a big head. Although the little gray wolf can eat meat, he doesn't eat much. Reyde...

Huzi stared angrily: Starve to death that turtle grandson!

Hmph, it goes to feed the little foxes and doesn't give him food!

It took more than half an hour to finally drag the prey up the mountainside.

Huzi flicked his tail and walked lightly. When he was eager to go into the cave to enjoy the food, he suddenly felt palpitations and subtle differences.

The difference is hard to describe.

It's as if you are holding bread in your mouth, and when the bread falls to the ground, you have a premonition for a moment that the unlucky bread must be the side with jam on the ground.

Pasha, who was reincarnated as a wild animal for three years, believed in his intuition very much. Even if he didn't smell any special smell, he stopped moving immediately.

Beautiful and cold, the eyes of the beast constricted, ignoring life and exuding killing intent and majesty.

The irises lined by small black spots are huge, so they look even more terrifying!

not right...

Something is really wrong!

Slowly, the Pasha who fell into the state of the king of the forest fixed his eyes on the hole and began to back away.

But just as it gave up the food in its mouth, before it could run away, a figure came out of the hole where it was originally inhabited!

In Pasha's astonished gaze, he was carrying a huge backpack, wearing a ski suit, with short white hair but no mask and glasses, and he didn't have any fear that a human being should have when facing a tiger.

He even smiled and winked at the male tiger in front of him.

"You are quite alert."

"!!!"

【The author has something to say】:.

many years ago.

Pasha: You have to be considerate of your fans occasionally.

Resid: Oh.

So one day I caught another fanatical ice fan following him, and the man slowly pulled out a smile that he thought he was enjoying the spring breeze: Next, I will use this sack to cover your head, and then I will flatten you with a bench, may I ask if you like blue? A green bench, or a pink bench?

Fanatic Bingmi trembled: Oh, I was wrong, I didn’t want to, ah——!

the next day.

Pasha: Have you tried it?

Reyde nodded: Well, he is very satisfied!

Pasha:? ? ?

Um?satisfy?

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