Xiang Zhen: "Uh huh??"

Ye Jianqing looked at him.

Xiang Zhen's face was no longer full of smiles when he was excited to eat melons. Gradually, his beautiful crescent lips were slowly pursed, and his expression became extremely serious: "Don't make jokes, you will be punished for talking nonsense."

Ye Jianqing still had that indifferent expression, as if it had nothing to do with him,

Xiang Zhen was very serious: "Don't joke, or I will kill you."

"Last year, the master opened his eyes and helped us find a way to solve it. He said that although I was born lonely and widowed, there is a person with a lucky star who matches my fate. If he can help me tide over the difficulties, he will surely have prosperous children in the future. Fuyan I."

Xiang Zhen: "..."

"Grandpa wanted to beg your grandpa to let you marry me at that time, but, how should I put it, it seems that it is not very appropriate to harm an old friend, so my grandpa is a little embarrassed."

Ye Jianqing was not very happy at that time. After all, whether he had any heirs was not important to him, and he didn't bother to delay others, so he kept procrastinating and putting the plan on hold for a whole year. Jianguo was critically ill, and Xiang Zhen came to Ye's house for help.

"Later, you came to ask grandpa for help, so we went along with the flow, got engaged, and got married."

Xiang Zhen understood that it happened that he sent it to his door, and he was not cheating for nothing.

After Ye Jianqing finished speaking in a flat tone, he turned his gaze to Xiang Zhen: "What do you think after listening?"

Xiang Zhen blinked blankly, "You want to have a baby, why don't you find a woman, I am a man."

Ye Jianqing saw that he was in a daze and still couldn't grasp the point, so he could only wake him up bluntly: "Zhu Tingshen said that you prosper me, no one else can have children with me, only you can."

Xiang Zhen felt that this buddy was out of his mind, as if he couldn't understand human words.

"I mean, I'm a man, how can I have children?"

Ye Jianqing was amused by this theory. He has always liked Xiang Zhen's whimsical ideas, and he can always say some shocking words. He is obviously emaciated, but he feels like a tiger living in his heart.

Although the tiger is small, it is full of energy and very cute.

"True, after years of evolution, some men can also conceive babies, and you are one of them, you have to accept this reality." Ye Jianqing said in a low voice, "Although I know, it is very difficult to accept this reality."

Xiang Zhen doubted life: "You mean, men can also have children?"

Ye Jianqing blinked: "Yes."

Xiang Zhen gritted his teeth: "But I don't want to! I can't fucking give birth!"

Ye Jianqing saw him standing by the bed depressed, like a sullen child, and couldn't help but soften his heart: "It doesn't matter, don't have sex if you don't want to."

Xiang Zhen was stunned: "Are you serious?"

Ye Jianqing: "Have I ever lied to you?"

Xiang Zhen: "Let me recall it." He racked his brains for a long time. In his memory, Ye Jianqing seemed to have never lied to him. He fulfilled everything he promised him, except——

"Ye Jianqing, speaking of which, didn't you sleep well in bed last night? Why did you run to the sofa?"

If it wasn't for his unnecessary actions, would he have suffered this beating?

As soon as these words came out, Ye Jianqing's face changed slightly.

Xiang Zhen opened his big innocent and unaffected eyes and asked earnestly: "Why do you say that?" He paused, and then said, "You agreed to sleep on the sofa a few days ago, but in the middle of the night you came to the bed and squeezed me. Persuading myself to let you sleep on the bed, but you gave me such a thing, it is too disrespectful of martial arts!"

Under Xiang Zhen's gaze, Ye Jianqing couldn't tell a lie, so he said slowly, "Actually, I have something wrong..."

Xiang Zhen had a surprised face: "A secret illness?"

Ye Jianqing didn't expect him to be so stubborn, and he couldn't hold back: "It's just sleepwalking."

Xiang Zhen smiled. He remembered the past when he had a sleepwalking attack and went to the kitchen to steal ice cream when he was a child, went to the playground to play football when he was sleepwalking in class, and went to lie flat on the bed when he was doing homework, and was finally caught by his father.

He doesn't need to use this excuse when he was in sixth grade, Ye Jianqing is still naive here.

He asked a little amusedly: "Is it the kind of disease that walks around with eyes wide open, but has no idea what he has done?"

Ye Jianqing nodded.

His sleepwalking was mainly caused by habitual running to sit in her room after his mother passed away. Later, his family felt that it was unlucky, so they sealed off Chen Fang's room, and asked a doctor to help him with psychological counseling, so he gradually recovered.

But now, listening to what Xiang Zhen said, I'm afraid it happened again.

Xiang Zhen originally wanted to say that you lied to ghosts, but seeing Ye Jianqing's serious expression, his smile faded, and he said a little speechlessly: "Tsk, why do you have so many problems, sleepwalking, and you can't have children—" There are also snakes Mental illness, paranoia, possessiveness...

Ye Jianqing smiled gently: "Really, do you want to die if you say a man can't have children?"

Xiang Zhen is very skinny: "Aren't you?"

Ye Jianqing pulled the man in front of him, narrowing his dark eyes dangerously, showing a hunting posture: "If you don't mind, I can fuck you right now to get pregnant."

Xiang Zhen: ...

No, no.

Xiang Zhen flinched back in a hopeless way, and made a face: "I was wrong, I was joking."

It's really worthless to fight this gun. There is a feeling of being bombarded by the opponent when you run out of ammunition.

Ye Jianqing laughed muffledly, and after laughing, he said: "But you really need to pay attention, count the days, your estrus period is coming."

Xiang Zhen: "Huh?" He thought that his hearing was bad, so he asked again: "What period?"

Hearing this, Ye Jian gently patted his head, "Really, how did you grow up so big? You live such a rough life, and you have frequent hairs. Don't you know the estrus period?"

This is the content of junior high school biology textbooks.

An ominous premonition flitted across Xiang Zhen's mind, and he asked cautiously, "What is that?"

"After males can differentiate into a second sex, the sign of maturity for this group of people is the estrus period. After entering the estrus period, their desire and chances of conception will greatly increase..." Ye Jianqing explained to him.

"Wait, are you saying that I will be controlled by hormones in the future, a fertility machine that just wants to doi?" Xiang Zhen asked word by word with difficulty, "And then one after another like a sow giving birth?"

Seeing his pale face, Ye Jianqing knew that he was thinking wrong, so he explained softly: "It's not that exaggerated. Although the estrus period will have a certain impact on the human body, there are very few people who are completely controlled by the urge, and the second sex has just differentiated. When they came out, a considerable number of people had strong desires due to the influence of the estrous period. Their physique was inherently weak, and they died prematurely due to excessive childbirth due to the influence of the estrus. There are very few people."

"That's all right."

"you can say it this way."

Xiang Zhen breathed a sigh of relief: "You almost scared me to death."

Ye Jianqing's behavior is tantamount to telling someone with acne that you have a malignant tumor, it's really bad to talk out of breath, brother.

But even so, Xiang Zhen is still 12 on guard against the damn estrus. Whenever he has any physical contact with Ye Jianqing, his heart beats faster, and his body heats up, he can't help being suspicious and running to the bathroom --handwashing.

He was reluctant to take a cold shower in winter, so he had to take a cold bath instead.

Sometimes he is also curious, what is going on in this estrus period?Why does it feel like it's everywhere?What kind of devil phenomenon is it that your fingertips get hot when you accidentally touch Ye Jianqing?

No, to be on the safe side, stay away from this guy.

When Xiang Zhen was frowning and trying to keep a distance from Ye Jianqing, several distant cousins ​​of Ye Jianqing came.

These few people didn't come to visit the sick, but came to gloat over Ye Jianqing's misfortune after hearing that Ye Jianqing was beaten so hard that he couldn't get out of bed.

As the head of the small family, Xiang Zhen took a few servants to prepare snacks and sent them upstairs, but as soon as he walked to the door, he heard a well-dressed scum gloat and said: "The old man is really cruel. Grandson, how could he have the heart to treat you like this?"

Just looking at these words, I thought I was feeling distressed, but when I heard the tone, it was completely blatantly sarcasm.

Xiang Zhen couldn't hold back at the door.

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