Aliens, you are surrounded by me

Chapter 032 Milking the Milk

Lieutenant Colonel Feili, who is on vacation, is wearing a set of home clothes to relax at home today. His room is full of metallic cold and hard tones, and even the ground is silver-gray crystal rock.

The decoration is a bit simple. It is not a small price to buy real estate in Winter City and then decorate it.

He looked around the familiar environment he had lived in for many years, and felt that he should redecorate, no, why not just change the house?

This time, maybe he can have an apartment with two floors, preferably with a huge storage room. No, he can afford a separate villa, so why worry about which kind of house to choose?

The floor in the new house can be made of comfortable but expensive artificial synthetic materials, and it will not feel cold when you step on it with bare feet. It is even better if you can use self-heating materials.

The floor mat at the door should be made of ice lake hippo skin, the sofa should be made of monitor lizard skin, and the bed sheets should be made of the best dyed fabric, with the traditional blessing totem of giant starfish.

Lieutenant Colonel Feiley planned the future for himself out of thin air, and opened the 5383 live broadcast room for the Nth time. The screen was pitch black, and only sporadic bullet screens were scrolling.

[Where is Chen Xi?Not playing anymore? 】

[So is the home built? 】

[When will the broadcast start? 】

It was not until the title of the live broadcast room changed that Lieutenant Colonel Ferry reluctantly quit the live broadcast room.

This dawn is really getting more and more willful!

When he was idle and bored, he logged on to the Winter News website, and the homepage popped up the "hottest entries" as usual.

#What is milk? #

#晨晨Suspected return to gourmet food, 5383 be there or be square! #

#星骁如约攻略γ星, the leader of Star Pirates Luo Hong openly mocked His Majesty Yueli’s cowardice and incompetence! #

#万人血书, we want to eat real food! #

Lieutenant Colonel Ferry turned off the terminal with a headache, feeling lost.

He absolutely did not expect Chen Xihuo to be like this. Recently, he has always had a feeling of unreliability. The wealth that entered like the flow of water in the account should not belong to him.

The "blood book of thousands of people" must be mostly exaggerated, but don't really make anything happen, don't say that the dream can't be realized, I'm afraid I will go to jail.

Really desperate enough!

He went to the bathroom and patted his forehead with cold water, trying to wake himself up.

No problem, I won't be discovered, in fact, even if I was discovered, it's nothing, I just do something along the way.

It is not against the law to unite the people of the earth to live broadcast, and what they do during the live broadcast is out of their control, and the social effects caused have nothing to do with them.

Right, that is it!

What really worried him was the whereabouts of His Highness Winter Eagle.

Although the person who sent him the mission from the royal family said that he would be allowed to fend for himself on the asteroid and not be held accountable, but there was one thing—his cash cow, Dawn, was also on the same asteroid!

In case Winter Eagle suddenly goes berserk one day...

Well, based on the world's understanding of Winter Eagle, it's unlikely, but who knows if he will be cornered...

all right?He still wears the seal of the oracle!

But in case...

Lieutenant Colonel Ferry became more and more annoyed, and finally began to consider whether to rotate soldiers to protect Chenxi on the asteroid every time the opening period, and it seemed that he also needed some assistants.

After washing his face and coming out of the bathroom, he noticed that the red light on the terminal placed on the table was blinking.

Today is a rest day, generally no one would disturb him so unwisely, there is only one thing...

He hurried over to connect.

"Lieutenant Colonel Feili, the asteroid you ordered to monitor has entered the opening period, we can set off!"

In the early morning of the next day, Wu Moxi stood in the cow shed amidst the noise of animals, wearing latex gloves on both hands, wearing an apron that was transformed from a temporary uniform, and wearing a performance hat on top of her head. Straw hats, show yourself to the audience.

The nondescript half-farmer image immediately made the audience who had been waiting in the live broadcast room laugh wildly.

For a moment, Wu Moxi's magic voice entered his ears, and his mind was full of "hahaha".

Well, now I know what the "automatic hahaha" function is for, at least it won't disturb the anchor.

I frowned and looked at myself again, and couldn't help asking: "Good morning, everyone, is there anything funny?"

A few familiar screen names immediately replied——

[Chen Xi quick snack: Good morning, Chen Xi, what are you wearing? 】

[So honest: Gan, that's weird! 】

[Yangou is like me: I miss you, Chen Xi, don't bother with boring people, you look good no matter what you wear! 】

Wu Moxi found that if he deliberately captured a certain barrage, he could see the other party's screen name.

Yes, under Wu Moxi's instigation, the assorted live broadcast platform quickly launched a screen name system, the first in the entire Winter Galaxy without the need for thousands of blood books.

The citizen ID real-name registration system was re-launched, and the name change fee was 9 stars each time. The assorted platform became the biggest winner, and other companies followed suit.

Wu Moxi didn't expect the Winter Stars to appreciate his aesthetics. After all, he was ridiculed by Dongying just now. Of course, he was very reserved. He just raised his hand and pretended to rub his nose, but the smile in his eyes was Can't hide it.

hateful!

Facing the audience in front of the camera, Wu Moxi maintained a polite smile: "I accept everyone's compliments, and now we start milking the cows."

[Little Monster: Milk the cow?How do you squeeze?Didn't the title say drink milk? 】

"Why don't you drink? It's not a good habit to get something for nothing!"

Wu Moxi blinked, looking playful and cute, and the dogs in the live broadcast room immediately agreed wildly.

[Purple Cloud: Yes, yes, mother said to work hard!Chenxi, you are right! 】

[W31691076: I am suddenly willing to spend money to change my screen name, brothers, what do you think of "hard work"? 】

Wu Moxi smiled brighter, pointed to a cow next to her, and began to popularize science: "Do you all know what milk is?"

Some answered correctly, some answered incorrectly, and some simply spoke nonsense.

Wu Moxi listened carefully to everyone's opinions and announced the correct answer.

All the fryers are basically in the same opinion.

[Can you?Can this drink? 】

"You'll know when you taste it later. The number of cows is limited, so let's try it secretly today without my assistants."

Wu Moxi put her index finger to her lips, and made a "shh" gesture towards the camera. Dong Ying, the tool man pinned to the terminal, bore the brunt of the No.1 victim and almost had a nosebleed on the spot.

[Earthlings, haven’t you said it several times?Don't pout casually! 】

In the cowshed, the cows are a little restless, they are not yet able to adapt to the environment of coexistence with humans.

But they know Wu Moxi. Yesterday, this human being brought delicious bean stalks to feed them. Moreover, they were tossed by him before dawn. This was the main reason for their restlessness. .

Before the broadcast, Wu Moxi contacted the Earth Command and learned that dozens of immigrant starships had left the earth and entered the vast universe.

After expressing his congratulations, he specially asked Dr. Liu to find experts in agriculture and animal husbandry to teach how to milk cows, hoping to learn this advanced skill before the broadcast.

Wu Moxi always thought that she was quite smart, but this time she figured it out. In terms of hands-on operation, she is just a model who can be mastered once she learns it, but she can lose it once she does it.

The cows were pushed away one by one by him, and finally they hid aside when they saw him approaching, even ignoring his temptation with the straw.

After working hard all morning, I finally managed to grasp the essentials.

The live milking went smoothly, even if there was a slight flaw, the Winter Star viewers who had never seen the world would not be able to see it, and now all they had to do was yell.

[Wow, wow, it feels so weird! 】

[No, no, I don't want to catch NIENIE! 】

[Does Niu Niu not hurt?Niu Niu is so cute, why do you bully Niu Niu?Dawn is bad! 】

Wu Moxi was helpless: "I didn't bully Niu Niu, this kind of cow is called a cow, and their specialty is to produce milk for us humans to drink, to supplement the nutrition in the body!"

【profound--】

Streams of snow-white milk were squeezed into the wooden barrel, the sound frequency was the same, and it was a little decompressed.

Soon, the whole barrel was filled with milk. Wu Moxi shook her sore arm, touched the cow's back to comfort her, and left the cowshed leisurely with the barrel in hand.

He put the barrel by the fence, grabbed two handfuls of bean stalks from the feed shed, and fed them to the cows, deliberately showing the audience what they look like when they eat.

The cow chewed with its mouth crooked for a while, and Wu Moxi picked up the barrel again amidst cries of "Look a little longer" and "So cute, I want to hug", and walked towards the spaceship.

The distance is not too close, so Wu Moxi stopped to rest from time to time, and took the opportunity to chat with Danmaku. Seeing that he was struggling with the lifting, Dongying couldn't help it. He walked over to help him lift the barrel, and strode towards the direction of the spaceship.

"Huh? Don't—"

[Why is the camera crooked? 】

[What the hell kind of perspective is this, the live broadcast assistant made a bad comment! 】

[Where is Chen Xi?Where is Chen Xi?I want to see the dawn! 】

Wu Moxi probed into the range of the camera, and smiled apologetically at the camera: "It seems that my assistant can't bear to make me suffer, he is really a good person."

[Wow, he is indeed a good person! 】

The sudden burst of praise from the barrage made Dongying's head full of black lines, and there was only one thought left in his mind--it's none of your business, it's boring!

When they arrived at the central camp, Wu Moxi lit a fire, put a big pot on the fire, and poured milk into the pot.

"Raw milk doesn't taste good and needs to be boiled, which not only kills bacteria, but also makes the milk more delicious."

Wu Moxi said while picking up a large wooden spoon and stirring clockwise in the pot.

"It can be drunk after boiling. If you like sweet food, you can add sugar or honey."

[What is sugar? 】

【What is honey? 】

Wu Moxi: "..."

He should have thought of it earlier.

"Sugar is a kind of condiment, as for honey..."

There are very few flowers in Winter Star, and under the cold climate, it is estimated that there are almost no fruits. There should be no bees and honey, right?

There seems to be a beehive in the life capsule?

[Chen Xi, what is honey? 】

[Say it, talk it! 】

Wu Moxi smiled mysteriously: "Stop it, maybe you will see the real thing and taste it in the live broadcast in the future!"

【cut--】

The milk boiled quickly, and the fire was extinguished. Wu Moxi took out a bowl and drank it while blowing.

Wu Moxi picked up the bowl and put it in front of her nose. The thick milk fragrance made everyone in the live broadcast room suck their noses, and the light water vapor evaporated to the tip of the nose and cheeks, which was very comfortable.

The mellow and silky liquid flowed into the throat, and the esophagus became warm in an instant, especially in the lower-level audience of Winter Star, the bodies that were accustomed to the cold temperature suddenly felt afraid of the cold, and they hit the other end of the star network at the same time. A shiver.

Wu Moxi didn't know how they felt. She put down the bowl, licked off the layer of snow-white milk on her lips, and used two fingers to pick up a freshly picked cherry tomato and put it in her mouth. The sweet juice burst in the mouth.

【ah!What a delicacy this is! 】

[O Creator!I just took a sip of it and didn't swallow anything!I was so angry that I drank three glasses of ice water to suppress my shock! 】

【what happened?What just happened, I have a bad signal here, and I haven't tasted anything!Please someone kind enough to describe it to me! 】

【describe?Don't make trouble, there is nothing comparable on the entire main star of Winter Star, so you might as well ask the people on earth to help you taste it again. 】

[Dawn, woo woo woo...]

"No problem, try it again, why cry." Wu Moxi was amused, "I like to use milk and bread with fruit, this kind of breakfast is very healthy."

"It's a pity that there is no bread today."

"If there are no accidents, it will be there in two days."

After eating the few remaining cherry tomatoes and gulping down the milk, he bid farewell to the audience as he heard the faint roar of engines in the sky.

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