Port Mafia cadre slaughtered online with halo

"It's not that good, I still prefer a down-to-earth feeling." Osamu Dazai kept his smile unchanged, and the smell of Nakahara Chuya's shampoo mixed with Nakahara Chuya's shower gel penetrated into Nakahara Chuya's nose, which For him to realize that he and Osamu Dazai were too close.

Just now he just wanted to appear tougher, so he pulled Dazai Osamu's collar like that. If he had known that it would become like this, he would never have done so.

Are you flirting?

The people sitting next to them who were fed dog food shouted in their hearts.

Saiki Kusuo even silently turned on the favorability monitor. Looking at the -100 number on the monitors of the two of them, he seriously suspected that this - was +, and it was only because the monitor was broken that the error was displayed.

"Hey——is the slug listening to me?" Osamu Dazai seemed not to notice Chuya Nakahara's embarrassment. He waved his hand in front of Chuya Nakahara, and his fingers almost brushed his eyelashes.

Chuya Nakahara blinked reflexively, and looked up at Osamu Dazai.

Because of the close distance, he could clearly see Osamu Dazai's eyelashes, which were very long and slender.Although he hadn't paid attention to women's eyelashes, Osamu Dazai's eyelashes must be the envy and desire of all women.

The word mascara can be applied to mackerel.

The Central Plains also want to.

"Aren't you stupid? Have you become a stupid slug? It's too bad, it was stupid enough, and now it's even stupider, oh, that's called stupid. Stupid slug? How about this new name?" Osamu Dazai Xuxu Naggingly read.

Nakahara also listened, his attention was on Dazai Osamu's breath brushing his eyelashes, and he didn't pay attention to what Dazai Osamu said, he just wanted to call me long-winded every day, you are the most long-winded Come on, mackerel!

"Snapped!"

Dazai Osamu slapped Nakahara Chuya on the head, even though Nakahara Nakaya didn't recover, he still punched Dazai Osamu in the abdomen, Dazai Osamu dodged sensitively, and the distance between the two also widened up.

Only then did Nakahara Chuya come back to his senses, probably because the place Dazai Osamu's breath had blown just now was itchy, so he raised his hand and scratched it.

Sitting back in his seat, Zhongya Nakahara looked at the other melon-eaters who were barely eating melon seeds, and coughed lightly: "Go on with what I said before, let Dazai try it."

The people eating melons smiled and nodded: "Okay."

And Kusuo Saiki, who had listened to Nakahara Chuya's heartfelt just now, once again suspected that the favorability indicator was definitely broken, because he encountered the existence of the BUG Dazai Osamu, so it was broken.That 100 favorability is not negative, it is positive.

"Come on." Osamu Dazai pulled the stool next to Nakahara Chuya, and sat down, smiled at my wife Zenyi who was looking at him curiously, and raised his hand to take the halo on Nakahara Chuya's head In hand.

Even though Zhong Yuanzhong had already said it, everyone still found it unbelievable when they saw it with their own eyes, and even felt a little funny and funny.

However, everyone suppressed their smiles.

"Hahahahaha..." The harsh voice exploded in the room again.

Well, well, there's a traitor among us.

Sawada Tsunayoshi, Saiki Kusuo, Kuroko Tetsuya, and Yamabuki Kunihiro thought about it.

My wife Shanyi laughed until her stomach ached. He hugged his stomach and curled up on the chair, his whole body shaking from laughing.

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

"Cough." Tsunayoshi Sawada coughed to signal my wife Zenitsu to stop laughing, but Tsunayoshi Sawada's behavior only caused my wife Zenitsu to laugh more presumptuously.

"Sawada-kun, that was really funny just now! Don't you think? Hahahaha..."

Everyone: "......"

Seeing Zhong Yuan Zhong also looking over, everyone shook their heads.

"It seems that the slug has the potential to become a comedian." Osamu Dazai joked.

Nakahara Chuya: "......"

"Is it Saiki-kun who came to destroy it?" Without waiting for Nakahara Chuya to explode, Osamu Dazai came to Saiki Kusuo, shaking the halo in his hand.

Saiki Kusuo nodded, grabbed one end of the halo, and the halo shattered as soon as he exerted force with his hand.

The shattered halo turned into dots of golden light and disappeared into the room.

Seeing this, everyone couldn't help holding their breath.

The shattering of the halo is just the beginning, whether it is the end depends on the next step.

After waiting for about 1 minute, the halo still did not appear again, and everyone slowly began to relax.

After all, when Saiki Kusuo destroyed it last time, it recovered after a few seconds.

After another minute, everyone finally felt relieved.

Everyone looked at each other and smiled.

However, their smiles froze on their faces in the next second.

I saw golden light spots appearing on Zhongyuan Zhongye's head, more and more light spots, and finally condensed into a blinding golden halo.

It's that familiar aura of heartthrob.

"It seems that this method doesn't work either." Hei Zizhe also broke the silence in the room.

"Yes." Sawada Tsunayoshi responded, "Let's think of other ways."

"Is there really a solution to this halo? It won't be with us forever, right?" My wife Shanyi was about to cry, the halo couldn't be solved, and he had to go back to face those perverted "love" .

Hearing my wife Shanyi ask this question, the others also became worried.

"There is no doubt that the halo can be destroyed, it just depends on how to find a way to destroy it."

Seeing that Saiki Kusuo firmly believes that there is a way to destroy, everyone has a little confidence.

Then we chatted about some other things, and they dispersed.

It's just that when everyone was about to leave, my wife Shanyi refused to leave the room desperately, probably because she was really frightened by that ghost.

In the end, it was Saiki Kusuo who followed my wife Zenitsu to the world of my wife Zenitsu, and my wife Zenitsu felt at ease.

Although I have only met Saiki Kusuo not long ago, as a super god with superpowers, Saiki Kusuo's strength is beyond doubt.With such a person following, my wife Shanyi is naturally very at ease.

The next day, Nakahara Nakaya came out of the bathroom and saw Osamu Dazai standing on the balcony, drinking a bottle of milk in his hand. He didn't know what happened to Osamu Dazai, his brows were tightly frowned, and he was frightened with lingering fear. look.

Zhongyuan Zhong also saw Dazai Osamu like this, but he was also interested, and wanted to know what could actually scare him.

"Have a nightmare?" Nakahara Chuya raised his eyebrows with his arms folded.

Osamu Dazai glanced sideways at Nakahara Chuya, gulped down the last milk, and licked the milk stains on his upper lip.

"Yeah, I had a terrible nightmare!" He patted his heart, "It really scared me to dream that I became a dwarf shorter than Zhongye. From now on, I will I'm going to stop drinking and drink milk."

"Oh? Really?" Nakahara Chuya said in his heart that if it was true, it would be the most beautiful blessing in the world.

"Hmm. Terrible."

Nakahara also glanced at the milk bottle in Osamu Dazai's hand, and said sarcastically, "Didn't you say drinking milk wouldn't make you grow taller? This is self-defeating?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "Drinking Zhongye will definitely not work. If I drink it, it may not be so. I am still young and can grow taller."

Nakahara Chuya: "......"

If he had a cup in his hand, he would throw it and say angrily: "I'm young too, I can grow taller!"

But when he thought that he hadn't grown taller for so many years, he was full of sadness.

"That's right." Osamu Dazai threw the milk bottle into the trash can and said, "Chuya can punch when he's asleep."

"You think I'll believe it?" Nakahara Nakata rolled his eyes at Dazai Osamu, on the surface he didn't care at all, but he became puzzled in his heart.

Do I really punch when I fall asleep?

After all, he had never slept with anyone else, so how would he know if he would punch when he fell asleep.

"Oh, no one will believe the truth these days." Osamu Dazai said quietly, then turned and entered the room.

Nakahara Nakaya looked at Dazai Osamu's back, his eyes almost made a hole in Dazai Osamu's back.

He really didn't care if he really knew how to punch when he fell asleep.However, when he mentioned the culprit of this crop, he stopped talking. Didn't this make him care more?

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't know why Dazai wanted to tell him about this matter, after thinking about it, Dazai was playing tricks on him again, obviously there was no need to tell the other party about such things.

The more he thought about it, the more Nakahara felt that Osamu Dazai was playing tricks on him.

However, I still care about it.

uncomfortable.

Nakahara Nakaya followed behind Osamu Dazai, poking the villain with Osamu Dazai's name on it over and over again in his heart.

Unlike Chuya Nakahara's depression, Osamu Dazai is in a very good mood.He met people from Mafia at the port along the way, and he greeted them.

This frightened a group of people at the port of Mafia, and Osamu Dazai rarely greeted them like this.

Although they were concerned, they didn't dare to ask.He could only look obsessively at Nakahara Chuya, even though Nakahara Chuya was emitting a horrible black air behind him because of resentment, others also felt that Nakahara Chuya was extremely charming today under the eyes of "love".

"Mr. Zhongyuan, Auntie washes the railway."

There was an instant silence in the elevator corridor, and even Osamu Dazai stopped pressing the elevator hand.

Everyone looked at the person who spoke, and the person blushed because of the words he blurted out. He lowered his head shyly, not daring to look at Zhongya Zhongya, but he couldn't help but sneak a peek.

Meeting Nakahara Chuya's eyes, he quickly looked away again, and he was almost familiar with him.

Seeing Dazai Osamu's playful smile, Nakahara Chuya was completely upset, and he looked at the man coldly: "Are you working too little?"

"Huh?" The man had question marks all over his head.

"There is too little work, so I think about messy things." Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the other people who were holding back their smiles, and said, "You are too. All the work is doubled."

Everyone: "????"

Nakahara didn't bother to pay attention to them anymore, he pressed the elevator and pushed Osamu Dazai, who was watching the movie, into the elevator.

"Take this down." Zhongyuan Zhong also pointed to the halo on his head.

Dazai Osamu refused: "Isn't this very good. What a beautiful halo, big, round and bright, it can also be a little sun in a dark place."

As he said that, Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, and he looked at Chuya Nakahara expectantly and pleasantly: "Let's go exploring tonight! I know an abandoned hospital that is haunted, so let's go see if there is really a ghost there. Zhongya, we don’t need to bring lighting items. How about it?”

Zhong Yuan also smiled: "I think you have too little work, let Xiaoyin handle the part she is in charge of for you today."

"Xiaoyin is my subordinate." Osamu Dazai didn't take it seriously.

"But in my current state, I believe Little Silver will listen to me." Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly didn't feel that the halo was so annoying.

Osamu Dazai: "..."

"That's the decision." Nakahara Chuya said, "I'll go find Xiaoyin later."

Osamu Dazai: "......"

Osamu Dazai: "Are you a devil?"

"I don't know if I'm a devil, but I do know that you are the great devil."

Osamu Dazai: "?????"

Nakahara Chu also imitated Osamu Dazai's behavior, and simply did not explain the reason to him. After getting out of the elevator, he greeted his colleagues at the leadership level in a good mood, and walked into the leader's office leisurely.

Osamu Dazai: "..."

After a while, Osamu Dazai smiled softly.

"It's them...the Great Demon King, um...it fits the image I give to other people now."

"As long as you kill Osamu Dazai, everything will be easy, just like in the comics, as long as the brave kills the big devil, the world will be peaceful..."

Osamu Dazai passed by the chief's office, and instead of going in, he came to the window at the end of the corridor. He looked at the scenery outside the window with a dim light in his eyes: "Finally, it's about to start."

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand, and touched the glass with his fingers. The illusory reflection on the glass touched his fingertips. He said softly, "I've been waiting for a long time..."

"Leader, please don't stand here, it's dangerous." The guard guarding the leader advised.

Osamu Dazai nodded and returned to the chief's office.

"Why are you dawdling like this?" Chuya Nakahara glanced from the book to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai didn't speak but looked at Chuya Nakahara with a thoughtful look in his eyes.

At this time, Chuya, who came to this world from the world outside the book, was it an accident or...whose conspiracy?

No matter who's conspiracy or not, he doesn't reject such unplanned accidents. It's challenging to solve such accidents, isn't it?

Osamu Dazai smiled: "I saw a flying pink elephant outside, so I watched it for a while."

Nakahara Chuya: "......"