Divorce, Mr. Shen
Chapter 44 Come~Drink Urine~
However, there is always a huge discrepancy between imagination and reality. People in a coma are obviously not so easy to feed. The water that Ning Qiuli poured into Yelu Xiao's mouth basically flowed down the corner of his mouth. I don't know how to swallow it, and if I do it wrong, I will choke.
Now, Ning Qiuli finally understood why Yelu Xiao would feed him water mouth to mouth before, it seemed that he really had no choice but to take advantage of him.
"Cough! Cough cough..." Yeluxiao, who was choked by the water again, finally woke up in a daze. When he met Ning Qiuli's gaze, he was slightly taken aback for a moment, and then teased playfully. She raised her eyebrows and said, "You... are taking advantage of me?"
"..." Ning Qiuli silently stuffed the water bottle into the man's arms, then ruthlessly pushed the man to the ground, stood up and clapped his hands and said, "Drink by yourself, don't drink too much."
"???" Yeluxiao looked down at the familiar kettle, his narrowed eyes gradually widened, and then he stood up suddenly as if realizing something, and roared condescendingly at Ning Qiuli by virtue of his height , "You feed me urine?!!!"
"That's right~" Ning Qiuli had had enough of this man's lion roar, so he decided to try to disgust him in a different way, raised his head and blinked at Yelu Xiao and said, "Does the urine taste good? You I drank a lot."
"You—" Yeluxiao stared at Ning Qiuli fiercely with eyes that had suffered a great insult. Just when Ning Qiuli thought he would beat her up, this guy slowly stretched out his hand, with a rough touch. His fingertips lightly slid across Ning Qiuli's neck, and his tone became lighter, "Is this on your neck... I pinched it?"
Although Ning Qiuli couldn't see it, he could guess that the pinch mark on his neck should be quite obvious, so he said angrily, "What do you think?"
"...Sorry." Yeluxiao moved his eyes and said, "I may be in a state of extreme dehydration, and my body has activated a defense mechanism, so my behavior will be a little...uncontrollable."
Ning Qiuli thought that your old man's body is really intelligent, and can activate the defense mechanism by itself... But on the surface, he still said generously: "It's nothing, in fact, I also saw that your state was not normal at that time."
"You..." Yeluxiao said, his big hand covered Ning Qiuli's face again, and the pad of his thumb lightly wiped Ning Qiuli's lower lip.
Ning Qiuli was flustered by this man's performance, and couldn't help but take a step back: "What are you doing?"
"Your mouth is dry enough." Yelv Xiao paused, and then said very flatly, "This kettle contains both my urine and your urine, since I have already drank your urine, Shouldn't you think about it too?"
"???" Ning Qiuli was full of question marks, "What kind of mentality is this?"
Yeluxiao weighed the kettle in his hand, and said, "Yo, there's still a lot left. How about it, do you want me to feed you?"
"You are really..." Ning Qiuli reluctantly took the kettle from Yeluxiao's hand, and wanted to explain it to him honestly, but suddenly felt that it would be nice to play with him like this, so he turned on the water He lifted his nose to the mouth of the pot and sniffed, then frowned tightly and said, "This smells too bad, I can't drink it."
Now, Ning Qiuli finally understood why Yelu Xiao would feed him water mouth to mouth before, it seemed that he really had no choice but to take advantage of him.
"Cough! Cough cough..." Yeluxiao, who was choked by the water again, finally woke up in a daze. When he met Ning Qiuli's gaze, he was slightly taken aback for a moment, and then teased playfully. She raised her eyebrows and said, "You... are taking advantage of me?"
"..." Ning Qiuli silently stuffed the water bottle into the man's arms, then ruthlessly pushed the man to the ground, stood up and clapped his hands and said, "Drink by yourself, don't drink too much."
"???" Yeluxiao looked down at the familiar kettle, his narrowed eyes gradually widened, and then he stood up suddenly as if realizing something, and roared condescendingly at Ning Qiuli by virtue of his height , "You feed me urine?!!!"
"That's right~" Ning Qiuli had had enough of this man's lion roar, so he decided to try to disgust him in a different way, raised his head and blinked at Yelu Xiao and said, "Does the urine taste good? You I drank a lot."
"You—" Yeluxiao stared at Ning Qiuli fiercely with eyes that had suffered a great insult. Just when Ning Qiuli thought he would beat her up, this guy slowly stretched out his hand, with a rough touch. His fingertips lightly slid across Ning Qiuli's neck, and his tone became lighter, "Is this on your neck... I pinched it?"
Although Ning Qiuli couldn't see it, he could guess that the pinch mark on his neck should be quite obvious, so he said angrily, "What do you think?"
"...Sorry." Yeluxiao moved his eyes and said, "I may be in a state of extreme dehydration, and my body has activated a defense mechanism, so my behavior will be a little...uncontrollable."
Ning Qiuli thought that your old man's body is really intelligent, and can activate the defense mechanism by itself... But on the surface, he still said generously: "It's nothing, in fact, I also saw that your state was not normal at that time."
"You..." Yeluxiao said, his big hand covered Ning Qiuli's face again, and the pad of his thumb lightly wiped Ning Qiuli's lower lip.
Ning Qiuli was flustered by this man's performance, and couldn't help but take a step back: "What are you doing?"
"Your mouth is dry enough." Yelv Xiao paused, and then said very flatly, "This kettle contains both my urine and your urine, since I have already drank your urine, Shouldn't you think about it too?"
"???" Ning Qiuli was full of question marks, "What kind of mentality is this?"
Yeluxiao weighed the kettle in his hand, and said, "Yo, there's still a lot left. How about it, do you want me to feed you?"
"You are really..." Ning Qiuli reluctantly took the kettle from Yeluxiao's hand, and wanted to explain it to him honestly, but suddenly felt that it would be nice to play with him like this, so he turned on the water He lifted his nose to the mouth of the pot and sniffed, then frowned tightly and said, "This smells too bad, I can't drink it."
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