Broken Xu

Xu's mother suddenly remembered something while holding her white and fat son: "Old Xu, what name should we name our son?"

While accompanying the bed in the delivery room, Xu Jisi was still using the computer to discuss business: "I don't know either, you should think about it."

Xu's mother looked at the clear sky outside the window: "How about Xu Qing?"

"If you think he won't blame you when he grows up, just call him that."

Xu's mother also felt that she was wronged, she was silent for a while, looked at the magpies outside the window, and had another idea: "I remember when I gave birth, the magpies were crying outside. This is joy, how about calling it Xu Xi?"

Xu Jisi took the time to knock on the computer and said, "When you gave birth, you screamed more than when you slaughtered a sow. Can you still hear a sow?"

"How can you talk like that? You don't want to. You still mock me when I think about it."

"Okay, okay, I won't say anymore, you think about it, think about it."

"This child was born in October of my pregnancy. It is the hope of both of us. How about Xu Hope?"

Xu Jisi put down his hand on the keyboard, and looked at Xu's mother: "Hope Primary School in remote mountainous areas needs you, come on, the hope in your heart is enough to let [-] white pigeons fly."

Mother Xu also heard the sarcasm in her words, and she became anxious for a moment: "Old Xu, you are a bully, you see that I am ugly just after giving birth and treat me badly. I think back when we were in love, I wanted to Drinking Huiyuan's paper juice, it's not that Huiyuan doesn't want it, it's not that it doesn't want paper, you went to more than a dozen supermarkets to buy it for me in the winter, and now it's not as attractive as Huang Hua's big girl..."

Xu Jisi knew that this was just the beginning, and couldn't help interrupting: "You will always be my princess."

When Xu's mother heard this, her face flushed slightly, but a woman's love words are always useful: "It's not too bad."

"Then you can continue, our big treasure is still pointing at you."

"He is Dabao, so what am I?"

"You'll always be my princess, he's just a brat."

"Hmph" is the same thing, but I never get tired of it no matter how many times I hear it.

Xu's mother suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "How about calling Xu Feichi? I hope he is not a thing in the pool, and he can do something great."

"Call him Xu Chi, I hope he is just a thing in the pool, happy and safe all his life."

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Jiang Ziting looked at her brother who was holding the child to find him, and felt a headache: "I've said it all, I don't know how to name it."

Li Dalong stopped him and didn't let her leave: "My good sister, you can just name him. You are a college student in our family. If you don't name him, you will be an unknown person."

"The Nameless One doesn't use it that way."

"Look, you are still highly educated, save him."

Jiang Ziting felt that as soon as she said a word no, her brother would immediately kneel down. In a hurry, she caught a glimpse of the Xinhua dictionary on the bookshelf and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

"I have to give my son a good name when I come out."

Five minutes later, Jiang Ziting came out of the toilet: "Just call Duan Jieling."

"I don't have a last name."

"You don't have a surname, but Duan Yu's surname is Duan. The person in Mr. Jin Yong's works is so educated, but he is a great literati. Don't you just want your son to be educated?"

"Then what's the point of the name?"

Jiang Ziting would not say that she randomly picked up the two words in "outstanding people" from the Xinhua dictionary, so she had to make up a reason: "Outstanding people, your son will definitely become a great talent in the future."

In this way, the newborn child has his own "uncasual" name.

In fact, when Duan Jieling grew up, he asked his aunt deeply about this matter: "Auntie, I can bear everything else, why is it not that paragraph? There must be a limit to your nonsense, Duan Yu can Not this paragraph."

Jiang Ziting put on a rare seriousness: "This is really not my aunt's fault, it's a typo made by the policeman at the police station."

Duan Jieling felt a pain in his heart, he really chose the name he had called for so many years so casually.