[HP] Pledge allegiance to Gellert

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Every morning when Eric wakes up, he wants to destroy the world.

There is no way, this is a common problem of every middle school boy who has a bad temper and violent tendency to get angry. In this regard, the little wizards of Hogwarts have always been at the forefront of the world.

Phil started making noises outside again, Grace came in to wait for him to wash, Eric helped his forehead, feeling a little headache.

Going to eat every day is a kind of torture. Eric really feels that he doesn't want to step into the Hogwarts auditorium in his life unless it is necessary.Not to mention the terrible dishes, it is simply too tiring to be watched by many people peeping and coveting even eating.

It was a well-known, unwritten rule for Slytherins to have their own private house-elf anyway.

Eric bit his sandwich and looked at the class schedule, today's class, herbal medicine class in the morning, rest in the afternoon, astronomy in the evening...watching the sky, astronomy class.

And who are you in today's class with?Badger?Ravenclaw?Or a lion?

Didn't the Hogwarts Council know that Slytherin and Gryffindor had always been at odds? ==What is the mentality of always putting the Snake House and the Lion House together?Hogwarts itself is a huge irony here, isn't it?

Cultivate a sense of competition... Come on, the possibility of accidents is a little higher.Evil and justice, sacrifice one half to achieve the other half?Slytherin will always be the half that will be destroyed... Is the painful lesson missing?

Really annoying.

Eric likes things that are aggressive, powerful, useful, and practical without chattering, so the noisy herbs that need to be stroked in the herbal medicine class, such as mandrakes, can't cause any trouble. Master Eric's interest.

Do you like it?have.Adults of dangerous herbs, those that are aggressive, jagged, ferocious, and highly poisonous, such as aggressive magic implants like Whomping Willow and Devil's Net.

But would herbal medicine professors give these plants to freshmen to play with?Won't.So the herbal class is not at all worth looking forward to. ==

The herbal medicine class was held in the large greenhouse next to Hogwarts Castle. Eric lingered in the lounge until almost nine o'clock, then put down the book in his hand and stood up, picked up the herbal medicine textbook and left the dormitory to go to the herbal medicine class classroom.

Eric woke up this morning with a bit of a headache, and his mood has been low. Why the hell is Hogwarts banning Apparition... He really wants to Apparate, is there any...

When I walked into the herbal chapel in the big greenhouse, there were already many people here.There are several rows of long shelves in the middle, and there are many potted plants with herbs on them.

And this time the herbal medicine class is really with the lions... Eric looked around and saw a large group of lions surrounding the specimens in the glass cabinets around the greenhouse, pretending to understand and yelling...Shit...

Wells pulled Escoffier rationally out of the love of his classmates: "Shut up, don't ask anything, shut up."

Escoffier was so obedient that he retreated: "What's the matter? I think the Leader is very irritable today..."

Wells was expressionless.It's not that you think him, but that he is extremely irritable today.

Where did Hogwarts dissatisfy the young master?science?Hogwarts does not accept vexatious tantrums for the time being. ==

"Leader?"

Facing Wells' inquiry, Eric just waved his hands a little decadently: "Ah, Wells, I'm fine. I was just thinking that one day I will ask the Hogwarts school board to change this The rules... that Slytherins always go to class with Gryffindors are enough..."

Um?Wells Black raised his eyebrows.

Hmm, this can be.

This is really possible.

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The nine o'clock professor didn't come until ten o'clock.Many Slytherin children were silently shouting: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?" he remembers coming to class? !What kind of teacher is this!

Countless children put on a violent face: Is this Nima's potion class? !Is this the dean of Nima's dead Laitlin? !No, no, we are noble and elegant Slytherins!We have to endure!Noble Slytherin can't run away... Noble Slytherin...

I go to you!The little snakes pinched the plants in their hands and squealed in unison.

Fortunately, considering that they were newborns, they were given Mandela seedlings that would not bite and would only scream.Otherwise, if these are the biting and poisonous ones played by Harry Potter and his third graders... Ha ha!Nanima is so much fun!

The professor of herbal medicine who just arrived didn't mind the dark and strange atmosphere under the podium, cleared his throat, and began to speak: "Hi everyone, I am your professor of herbal medicine for the next seven years, and you can call me McKendrey Professor Ke or sir. My office is across from Hufflepuff's dormitory. Students, please be careful not to go wrong, because my room is full of dangerous plants such as devil's net flame vine and poisonous cactus. They are *, will automatically feed small animals that break in by mistake. So once you break in, there is nothing I can do..."

The little animals listening under the podium looked sad.

...Is this really the herbal medicine professor?Is it really good to tell the new students this in class?Shouldn't herbal professors be kind and gentle and tell us how useful herbs are and how lovely they are?

—Where did this bastard come from? !How could Hogwarts have such a bastard herbal medicine professor who would scare small animals in class? !

Facing the weird silence under the podium, the shameless Mr. McKendrick continued: "So this tells us that it is very important to learn herbal plants well. At least one day in the future, you will see a piranha in the wild. You're patting it and telling your friends how beautiful it is, and then it's gobbling it up—"

...Who would think a piranha is cute? !Only you!You snake spirit disease! QQ

"Well, these irascible carnivorous plants are dangerous and difficult to take care of, so people who take care of them are always empty. Then I discovered the advantage of being a professor, that is, there is never a shortage of hardworking children. So, next It is with great regret that I announce that in the future, students who cannot complete the homework I want in my class and who fail their homework will take on the heavy responsibility of caring for those precious *plant specimens in the school herbarium.Including pruning branches and leaves for them, feeding them , and watering and deworming, all work."

Professor McKendrick announced with great regret.In an instant, the little animals only saw a big gleaming character rising up behind him, shining like the sun, blinding dogs' eyes: cheap!

Eric calmly held his forehead.Sure enough... this is a snake disease, there are no normal people in Hogwarts... Dad, I want to go back to Germany.

No, no, no... calm down... Snake maniac, is he as crazy as an Englishman, can he be as crazy as an Italian?He endured all the Italian snake-sickness teachers his father found for him, and this time he has to endure all of them... Calm down, calm down...

But Professor McKendrick has no lower bound at all.Continue to Barabara: "Actually, our herbs are very easy to learn, such as the mandrake seedlings you have in your hands now. As long as you touch it gently, gently... yes, that's it... its mood It will become very good, the growth will be very vigorous, and it will not scream. Our herbal medicine text is a thousand common herbs and scorpions. Yes, ordinary students, just memorize this book There are basically no problems after the exam. By the way, our herbal medicine is different from other subjects. Just pass the exam. Our herbal medicine has 50% of the marks for practice and [-]% for the exam. It means that your graduation review, your grades Whether it's good or bad depends entirely on whether I'm happy or not. My rule is that after each class in herbal medicine, if you can't finish your thesis homework, you will fail, etc., etc."

Master Eric understood the QAQ of all the little animals, and nodded brightly and sadly.

Then he took out a portable instant messaging device, pressed it, and connected: "Hello? Dad, discuss it. If I don't go to Durmstrang, can I go back to Germany?"

All the officials of the far away German Ministry of Magic were in a meeting, and Minister Carthlet opened his son's instant messaging with a calm face and started talking with him, leaving the officials below very embarrassed.

"What do you want to play with, dear son?"

Eric denies: "No, I don't want to play anything."

"Ok?"

"I just suddenly discovered that Hogwarts has a lot of psychopaths...QAQ"

Minister Carslet, with an elite style, sat on a large ministerial chair, raised his hand to support the one-sided glasses that had just been put on the bridge of his nose, and his soft and slow tone contained indescribable banter and the meaning of watching a good show: " This is the Hogwarts you chose, son. I didn't let you go."

"But Dad, didn't you tell me that the water in Hogwarts is so deep?!"

"Children need to be tempered a little more when they are away from home. Isn't that your original intention?" Minister Carslet stroked his cuffs slowly, "Or are you finally unable to stay in England, son? Then go back Germany, I'll arrange for you to go to Durmstrang."

"...I heard that you also came out of Hogwarts back then?"

"That's right." Minister Kathleite continued to speak slowly, "I was also a Slytherin back then. If you push away the mirror in the Slytherin prefect's dressing room, you might still be able to see my merit wall."

"...So it's actually a Slytherin tradition to say something crazy?"

"Yeah." Minister Caslet smiled maliciously, "So get used to it as soon as possible, son. You will get used to the habits and habits of the snake spirit, because I can say for sure that you will meet more snake spirits in the future, son. "

"..." Master Eric hung up the communication without saying a word!

He really didn't want to swear at his dad.

In the conference room of the Ministry of Magic, Minister Carthlet smiled, put away the communication equipment with his backhand, and instantly returned to his expressionless face.Looking around, the cold-blooded minister came back again.

"How's the Conservative Party going?"

One person answered him: "The Conservative Party has been making frequent moves recently, and it may be about to do so."

The minister touched his chest, which was pierced by an ice pick a month ago, and it hasn't healed completely yet.

The minister turned his eyes coldly.

"They did it first, so let's do it too!"

"Yes!"

"It's started!" The minister picked up the coat on his chair and got up. "Start to clean up Germany!"

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In the end Eric's Potions class was not difficult.Under the threat of Eric's direct communication and the devil's fire, the poor mandrake seedling in his hand was really obedient, and he didn't even dare to beep during the whole class, and he was directly in Eric's mouth. Ke's hands froze for a class, and he didn't dare to make a sound.

The mandrake seedlings showed that they liked him so much. Professor McKendrick looked at Eric with the radiance of the Virgin Mary in his eyes, and then he kept asking Eric to do this and that. …

Classmate Eric flipped the table violently!Old man, give me almost a little bit, bastard!You are impatient, my dad never asked me to do these things, I want to make you happy! ...

Feeling that the prefect was extremely irritable today, Sister Zabini and Wells pulled one at the other, tightly holding the prefect's arm to prevent him from being impulsive.As for Escoffier, after trying to hug his thigh and being kicked aside, he squatted in the corner to avoid danger...