[Wuxia] On System Traversal Errors

"They've been chatting at the table at the stern for a whole day and night." Song Tian'er rested her chin on the edge of the cabin and looked at the two men who were sitting at the wine table as if they were having a good time, and suddenly said with emotion , and then muttered and pouted his mouth, and then his eyes lit up, he turned to look at the person behind him, and suggested, "Why don't we go and see how these two big men are chatting together now?" What good words?"

After hearing this, Li Hongxiu stretched out his hand and flicked Song Tian'er's forehead. The force was not heavy, but Tian'er's skin was always fair and tender, and could not withstand tossing, so a red mark on the forehead that hadn't faded was faintly visible. However, it subsided after a while.Li Hongxiu smiled and said: "Ghost spirit, it's best not to make wild guesses about your lord's affairs, especially about matters between men."

Song Tian'er covered her forehead and shrunk in behind Su Rongrong, only revealing a head with eyes rolling around, oval face, big eyes, and long black braids. The delicate and lovely girl, Song Tian'er grunted a few times, pulled Su Rongrong's sleeve, and then complained in a long and sweet tone: "Sister Rongrong, sister Hongxiu is bullying people again. "

Su Rongrong also smiled and nodded Song Tian'er's forehead, and said, "It's true that you were a bit naughty this time."

Li Hongxiu smiled and said: "Look, look, our most gentle, virtuous, considerate and generous sister Rong Rong said so."

Song Tian'er quickly made a face at Li Hongxiu, and said, "I don't believe that you really aren't interested in what these two men are saying."

Li Hongxiu said: "Of course I have interest, but even if I don't listen, I know what they are talking about?"

Song Tian'er said, "Can you read lips?"

"No." But then, Li Hongxiu simply pointed to his head, and said with a smile: "It's enough to guess."

Song Tian'er blinked her eyes and said, "You already guessed what they were talking about?"

Li Hongxiu bent his eyes, and said, "There are two things that men talk about, of course, they cannot do without two things, wine, and women." Li Hongxiu paused, and then continued: "But I guess, these two men chat It should be...neither wine nor beauty."

Li Hongxiu pointed to the two men who were chatting, and said, "Tian'er, look, does your elder brother Chu talk a lot more than usual?" From this window, the two men can be vaguely seen. The upper and lower lips that move when speaking.

Song Tian'er held her chin and observed for a while, then said: "Brother Chu seems to talk a lot more than usual, usually he seems to be listening to others talking more."

Li Hongxiu said: "Do you think a man who can sleep for half a year in a single sleep, and has been in a daze for nearly three years, wakes up and meets an old friend of his. What do you think he will talk to his friend about?"

Song Tian'er said: "Does a guy who has been sleeping in a daze for three years still have anything to talk to his friends?"

Li Hongxiu said: "I just have nothing to talk about. General Lin has been sleeping in a daze for three years. I'm afraid his whole mind is now blank and chaotic. How can he find topics to discuss with himself?" Chatting with his friends, it's going to take a lot of work, your big brother Chu chattered endlessly to find a topic to talk to."

Song Tian'er said: "Then what exactly is Big Brother Chu talking about with General Lin?"

Li Hongxiu suddenly smiled and said, "Where is our ship going now?"

Song Tianer immediately exclaimed: "I know."

Li Hongxiu smiled again: "Little ghost, what do you know?"

Song Tian'er smiled and shook her braids and turned around in a circle, blinked her eyelids, and said with a smile: "This ship is going to a seaport near Chang'an City. A few days ago, Brother Chu also mentioned that the soldiers who fought in the frontier are preparing to enter Beijing at the beginning of next month. Brother Chu must be rushing to Chang’an because he wants to send General Lin to join his soldiers, right or wrong? ?”

Li Hongxiu also held his chin and said: "There is some truth in what you said, but you still didn't mention what Brother Chu was talking about with General Lin?"

Song Tian'er said: "Brother Chu has been asking Miss Hongxiu for the past few days. How familiar are you with asking about court affairs? Since General Lin is a person above the temple, he will naturally pay more attention to these court affairs. Besides, he It has been three years since he disappeared, plus the years of fighting, it has been six or seven years. He is very unfamiliar with the affairs of the court. Brother Chu must be talking to him now. Some red-sleeve sisters inquired about some court affairs."

Song Tian'er propped her chin up by the window again, and carefully looked at the two men who were chatting happily, "Besides, look, General Lin's frowning and stretching eyebrows are not like someone who is thinking hard. What does it look like? Brother Chu must be telling him something that is very useful or touching to him." Song Tianer turned her head to look at Su Rongrong who was leaning on the window and said coquettishly: " Sister Rong Rong, do you think I am right or not?"

Su Rongrong reached out and tapped the tip of Song Tian'er's nose, and said with a smile, "You're right, but not completely right."

After Song Tian'er thought hard for a while, she just blinked at Su Rongrong.

Su Rongrong couldn't help laughing immediately, and finally added, begging for mercy: "Of course what you said is completely correct, but you forgot one thing, there are still ten days before they rush to the seaport near Chang'an City. There is enough time to talk about these things, instead of having to have a long talk at the willow's head this month?"

Song Tian'er observed the sky, and when she saw that it was almost time, she couldn't help complaining: "These two are real, Brother Chu doesn't know what to do, after all, General Lin is just recovering from a serious illness, so he has a long talk all night long." I don't know if I can bear it in the end, they chatted all night last night, and they still haven't finished chatting."

Su Rongrong said: "If you have been sleeping for half a year every time for the past three years, and you have been in a daze for three years like this, you wouldn't want to go back to sleep so soon."

Su Rongrong sighed: "If you really sleep for three years, when you wake up, will you worry that you will sleep for a long time again, or you will never wake up again, and every time this time, you will naturally To resist ordinary people's sleep."

Li Hongxiu said: "But, I think, he should want to go to sleep soon."

Song Tian'er said: "You just said that he didn't want to go to sleep, why does he want to go to sleep again now?"

Li Hongxiu covered his mouth and smiled, "Of course it's because of your brother Chu."

Song Tian'er wondered, "For Brother Chu?"

Su Rongrong said: "If you have a friend who is willing to have a long talk with you for a day and a night, you will be happy, but if you want to talk for two days and two nights, even if that person is not thinking about himself, he should also have something for his friend. Think about it."

Song Tian'er rolled her eyes again, covered her lips with a smile and said, "Sister Rongrong is quite right, I'm afraid General Lin won't want to sleep in the end, Brother Chu will always find a way to make this disobedient patient obedient Put it to bed and go to sleep."

……

Chu Liuxiang leisurely shook the glass of wine in his hand, looked at the sky at night, paused for a moment, and left behind the major events of the court or the direction of the forces in the court that he had talked about just now, and sighed leisurely: "You should go to sleep."

General Lin then filled a glass of water and wine for himself, but the movement of pouring the wine in his hand paused, and said: "You should go to sleep too."

Chu Liuxiang snatched the wine cup from Lin Ziqing's hand, so he had two wine cups in his hands, and the two wine cups filled with water wine were like two iron balls in the palm of Chu Liuxiang's hands Turning around nimbly, Chu Liuxiang said, "You're drunk."

Chu Liuxiang leaned towards Lin Ziqing and leaned towards Lin Ziqing, his brows were full of laziness, except for those bright eyes that were as bright as stars flashed a cheerful and mischievous look, Chu Liuxiang said: "I said you are drunk , you are already drunk." Then he pointed to his own pair of tricks and said, "You can't fool my eyes."

Chu Liuxiang leaned over and looked into Lin Ziqing's eyes. Sure enough, no accident, this general who was still holding his hands and feet securely at this moment, if he looked carefully, it was not difficult to see that the two-way eyes were as quiet as the abyss. It was already a blank color.

Lin Ziqing put his hand on one side of his forehead, smiled wryly and said, "Have you ever seen a person who became more sober as he got drunk?"

Chu Liuxiang sighed and stretched out his hands to cover this man's eyes and said, "I only know that you are not only a drunkard, but also a patient recovering from a serious illness, and even a child who doesn't want to go to bed obediently."

Lin Ziqing stared at the man who was mischievously winking at him, smiling coquettishly and charmingly, couldn't help rubbing his forehead, and said with a wry smile: "No one has ever said that I look like a child when I'm drunk. "

Chu Liuxiang said: "If you weren't a child, how could you be so disobedient and cry so childishly not to go to bed?"

Lin Ziqing repeated in a slightly weird tone, "...crying?"

The smile on Chu Liuxiang's face seemed to be as charming as ever, Chu Liuxiang said with a smile: "You should go to bed, Brother Lin."

Lin Ziqing: ...

into the cabin,

Chu Liuxiang turned to Lin Ziqing and said, "If I'm watching from the side, you won't want to practice the peerless martial art of sleeping with your eyes open. To take care of a crying child who refuses to sleep, I should always be there Just stay with him."

Lin Ziqing: ...

Chu Liuxiang said: "If you are worried that once you fall asleep, you won't be able to wake up next time, I have an idea, do you want to listen to it?"

Chu Liuxiang paused, and then continued, "I heard that there is a Wang Ermazi in Xinghua Lane in Chang'an City. Wang Ermazi himself does not have pockmarks, but Wang Ermazi's daughter, Wang Cui'er, has pockmarks all over her face. Once, Wang Cui'er saw a man fell into the river, and someone rescued the man who fell into the water. I don't know where I heard it. , the man was able to come back to life, and the woman went up and kissed the man, and finally, the man really woke up, but... he vomited for three days and three nights afterwards. "

"You don't have to worry. If you really can't wake up after falling asleep this time, I will take you to Chang'an City to find Wang Cuier, the daughter of Wang Ermazi. It is best to let her kiss you carefully, maybe You will wake up quickly."

Lin Ziqing: ...

Chu Liuxiang covered her mouth and yawned lightly, then lay down with her clothes on the side of the bed with her hands under her head, and said: "Since you and I are confidantes, why not just go to sleep tonight, I don't know what you want, Brother Lin?"

Lin Ziqing: ...