[Wuxia] On System Traversal Errors

In other words, that day, Hu Tiehua took a child to Huashan with several disciples of Huashan.

How can Hu Tiehua coax children?The child was originally entrusted to Chu Liuxiang by Master Lin who came with Chu Liuxiang, but Chu Liuxiang turned his head and entrusted the kid who was drunk in the first half of the night and sleepy in the second half of the night into his hands. In the end, he was not at ease, and he went out in the middle of the night, and he was the only one to sleep comfortably in the second half of the night. The two of them were good, and one or two of them went out restlessly at night. Well, Chu Liuxiang only asked him to go up to Mount Hua on his own the next morning, so he didn't have to deliberately look for the two of them.

Hu Tiehua saw that the child was seven or eight years old, with long hands and long legs, and a good talent for practicing martial arts, but Chu Liuxiang had appointed a good apprentice, Hu Tiehua pinched the bones back and forth several times while the child was asleep, but I am envious of my good brother. I have found an apprentice who is as good as Gengu. Usually, it is a blessing that this master can't ask for. His own apprentice has not yet found a place. ?

But this child is not a fuel-efficient master. He was a precocious and shrewd child, but the first thing he did when he woke up was clamoring for "Daddy", Hu Tiehua was lying on the mat His legs were fast asleep, and the snoring sounded up and down, not to mention, quite rhythmic. Seeing that he couldn't wake up after being shaken, the child stretched out his hand and pinched his nose. Hu Tiehua couldn't breathe because of the pinched nose. Then he woke up, and when he woke up, he saw the child staring at him with squinting eyes, and said, "Uncle with a big beard, have you seen my father?"

Hu Tiehua rolled his eyes, and said: "Your father has gone out to do some errands, so he entrusted you to me for the time being."

The child crossed his legs and sat cross-legged on the mat, and stretched out his hand to pinch his chin. He was quite shrewd at such a young age, not to mention, the child asked, "Where is my master?"

"Your master also went out together."

Hu Tiehua rolled over on the mat and sat up cross-legged, rolled his eyes, and then said seriously: "Do you think your father is very handsome? Your father doesn't know much about martial arts, so If you go out in the middle of the night, if you turn around and let a female hooligan think about it, then nothing will happen? Look at your master's martial arts skills, and follow your father to go out to do errands, so don't worry a lot." That's probably the case It was Hu Tiehua who made it up by himself for a while, but while he said this, he still felt that what he said seemed to be quite reasonable, and the more he said it, the more serious he became.

Hu Tiehua turned around and thought about it again, when he heard the child call him Big Beard, he stretched out his hand to the child's forehead and clicked, "You son of a bitch, your Grandpa Hu can also call you like this, your master and I are brothers in life and death, and your father You still call me brother and brother, you should call me Uncle Hu."

The child rolled his eyes, but obediently called out: "Uncle Hu."

Hu Tiehua touched her chin, not to mention, the beard is sloppy, the beard is quite hard, and the palm of the hand feels a little painful, Hu Tiehua thought, no wonder the kid called himself "Uncle Big Beard", thinking It's really unreasonable to think that I have this image in front of a child. Fortunately, this child saw me last night. If I want to change to someone I don't know, I just think that I am a human trafficker who abducts children. Thinking like this , Turning around, I got angry and wanted to straighten the beard on my chin.

The child tugged at Hu Tiehua's sleeve, sat down obediently, and said, "Uncle Hu, do you know what my father is doing?"

Hu Tiehua thought, how could I know?Last night in the middle of the night, I don't know why the two of them were crazy, they left as soon as they said, but they took the little oil bottle to him to take care of, Hu Tiehua thought, if only Ji Bingyan's iron cock was here, With so many women raised in that iron rooster's family, he must have given birth to several children, and coaxing children is not something that can be easily grasped.

Hu Tiehua straightened his face, and said, "You're a child, what are you doing so much?"

After the elder and younger rinsed their mouths and washed their faces, and packed up their clothes, Hu Tiehua waited for the child to go up Mount Hua, and said to the child, "When you get to Mount Hua, your father and your master will come to find you." That's right."

The Huashan disciple who received the guests from the Wulin looked back at Hu Tiehua and Jiang Xiaoyu, one big and one small, and just thought it was funny.

Hu Tiehua used a knife to clean up the dregs around his mouth a few times, but he never thought that this crazy flower lunatic's face was cleaned up, and he was actually a sight. Although his facial features were not extremely handsome, they were still correct. , very heroic, even though he doesn't look like a bad guy, it's quite comfortable to look at.

Hu Tiehua hung a wine gourd around his waist, but there was a child sitting on his shoulders. Hu Tiehua thought that the child was walking too slowly, so he lifted Jiang Xiaoyu's collar and carried it to his shoulders, and sat with his legs crossed. On the shoulder, he said to the child: "You son of a bitch is going to pee later, but don't pee on top of my head."

The Huashan disciple saw that Hu Tiehua was born extraordinary, and the child on his shoulder was really cute, so he couldn't help saying, "Heroes are also here to participate in this year's martial arts conference. This child is really cute, but your child?"

Hu Tiehua frowned, and stretched out his hands to pick his ears. He just felt that the female disciple was not very used to hearing the "chivalry" one by one, so he said, "My surname is Hu..." Hu Tiehua hesitated a few times. Saying Hu Tiehua, but looking back, I thought of what Chu Liuxiang told him before leaving, I am afraid that this trip will not be peaceful, it is better to keep a low profile, I feel that it is a bit unreasonable for me to use my name to go out and talk about things, vague After a few calls, he said, "Hu Xiao, just call me Master Hu."

Then he pointed to the child on his shoulder, and said: "His name is..." He hesitated a few times, but couldn't answer, I heard the child's name yesterday, but I am so forgetful, When I lay on the pillow, I just fell asleep in such a daze, and when I woke up, I forgot all about it.

The kid took advantage of Hu Tiehua's words, and responded crisply: "My name is Jiang Xiaoyu, that little fish swimming around in the river."

After hearing Hu Tiehua's words, the Huashan female disciple thought of a few heroes surnamed Hu in the Jianghu, but for a moment she didn't think of someone named Hu Xiao, and glanced at the child again, showing a bit of suspicion on her face for a while. color.

Hu Tiehua pointed to Jiang Xiaoyu and said, "My friend asked me to take care of this child all the way, not my child."

Having said this, Hu Tiehua simply didn't bother to explain any more to the disciple, and just stayed here at Mount Hua.It's just... the closer he got to Mount Hua, the less at ease he felt in his heart. The more uneasy he was, he wanted to talk to someone, and then he pulled Jiang Xiaoyu to talk, "Xiao Yu'er, Xiao Yu'er, why did your father give you such a name?"

Jiang Xiaoyu said: "Daddy said that my temperament is like a fish in the river. Think about it, the little fish swims freely in the river. Daddy hopes that I can always be as happy as the little fish. Happy to swim in the river, happy and at ease, how wonderful. The name Xiaoyuer is easy to remember and fun, isn't it good?"

Hearing what Jiang Xiaoyu said, Hu Tiehua thought about it, this name is really good, grinned, and said: "I'll think of your father's literary temperament, and I will help you choose a more tongue-twisting name. Well, I don't think your father was so careless. Xiao Yu'er, this name is good, easy to remember, and fun, I will definitely remember it when I look back."

Jiang Xiaoyu pulled Hu Tiehua's ears out with both hands, and said, "Uncle Hu, Uncle Hu, tell me everything you know about my father and my master, okay?"

Hu Tiehua grinned for a while, and then yelled, "Little ancestor, lightly, gently pull."

Well, let's talk about it, and there is nothing bad to say.

Hu Tiehua pondered for a moment, but it was rare to straighten his face, and sighed: "Uncle Hu, I have never convinced a few people in my life. Your father is one, and so is your master. I hope that you kid will not fall for your father in the future." And your master's prestige is good."

Jiang Xiaoyu stretched out his hand and scratched his chin, and said, "Then which one is stronger, my father or my master?"

Hu Tiehua snorted, and said: "How can it be compared? Your master is famous in the world, and your father is in the court..."

Hu Tiehua glanced at the Huashan female disciple who was leading the way in front of him, stopped talking, and then said simply: "Your father and your master are not in the same place, how can this be compared."

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Although the reputation of the Sichuan Tang Sect is quite large in the Jianghu, the Tang Sect has always been in a semi-retired state in the Jianghu. This is what Lao Shizi's martial arts competition. Tang Zheng didn't plan to participate in it, but this time The invitation was sent by Master Huiyuan of Shaolin Temple himself. This is a bit of a face, so I have to give it. So, in the final analysis, I still came.The old abbot of Shaolin Temple seems to be determined to hold this martial arts conference this time. Together with Hua Zhenzhen, the head of Huashan Mountain, he has invited all martial arts factions from all over the world to gather in Huashan Mountain to watch today's grand scene. In the past hundred years, Huashan has never been so lively.

The Sichuan Tang Sect has always adhered to the principle that people will not offend me, and I will not offend others. The Wulin Conference reserved a piece of land for the Tang Sect, and those Tang Sect disciples gathered together peacefully, talking in twos and threes. Some people who don't have long eyes have offended the disciples of the Tang Sect, so they can't blame others.

There are also Wudang, Qingyun, Emei, Hengshan, and Huashan sects who are fighting against the Tangmen. Speaking of it, the people of the Tangmen are not well-known because they don't often walk around the rivers and lakes. Come on, I am afraid that there is no difference between these factions, and there are more than a few factions. The head of the Huashan faction, Hua Zhenzhen, must have considered this, so he simply lifted the Tangmen to the general position, which is true. Is a careful person.

The arena was just a few juniors gesticulating and gesticulating. Tang Zheng looked bored, so he yawned indecently underneath. Since the Wumeng is going to be established, where do the people of the Wumeng come from? It is to be selected from the major factions and the rangers of the rivers and lakes.It is tentatively determined that Wudang, Qingyun, Emei, Hengshan, Huashan, and Tangmen will each have 20 places, and [-] people will be selected from the knights of the rivers and lakes. The candidates for the six major factions are originally determined. It may be replaced, but the places among the rangers are actually competed for.Going back and forth, it's just gesticulating in the arena, some juniors are just gesticulating, so what's the point?

On the field, Zhang Heng, a disciple of the Hengshan School, had already suppressed the three of them to step down with a black iron broadsword. His complexion was also a bit weird, and he saw Zhang Heng's tiger eyes looking down the stage, which seemed to contain a woman's charm, and he was looking directly at the Tang Sect. Which one of the sect is not an old man over half a century old, only the head of the Huashan sect and the master of the Tang sect, one is a young and beautiful pretty girl, the other is a young and handsome martial arts junior, they are also quite eye-catching, that Zhang Heng heard again I've always liked masculinity, but I'm not looking at this.

Tang Zheng, who was still drowsy, was shocked by the Hengshan School kid's look at him, and he suddenly woke up. As soon as he woke up, he turned his head and wanted to look back. Coincidentally, he seemed to see the disciple behind him. There was a change, so he pretended to be looking back and forth, but he deliberately stared at the disciples in his sect to wash their eyes, and said in his heart, ——Fortunately, there is no one like Zhang Heng in his own fort. average character.

Most of the disciples of the Tang Sect are a little bit unethical. Originally, it’s fine if they like masculinity. His Tang Sect has always been very open-minded. It is not uncommon for men to marry men as long as they are consensual. , but like Zhang Heng, there is no such thing as deliberately pinching his throat to imitate women. There is no definite knowledge, however, there are many rumors that Zhang Heng not only likes men, but also often kidnaps the handsome men he likes and forces him to have sex with him.

Tang Zheng was irritated by the man's gaze. He pulled a disciple of the Tang Sect who was looking around under the door, and asked, "What's going on?"

The one who got caught was Tang Ran, one of the few female disciples of the Tang Sect, the youngest girl among the second generation disciples of the Tang Sect. You idiot, sneaking into our Tang Sect, you don’t look like people from the other five major sects, but the kid who came with you... the Castle Master may look familiar to you.”

Tang Zheng raised his eyebrows, squinted his eyes and looked behind him. Thanks to his good eyesight, he saw the tall child standing in the crowd as if riding on the shoulders of an adult, waving his hands and grinning. He squinted and greeted him.

Tang Ran waved his hand and said, "I didn't come with Mr. Lin. The man only said that he was helping a friend with the child, but I don't know why, but he doesn't look like a bad guy."

Tang Zheng squinted his eyes, scratched his chin, and said, "I heard that Yihua Miyahara was also planning to come to this martial arts tournament for the last time. Why did he suddenly disappear today?"

Tang Ran was stunned for a while, then said: "Isn't it heard that the two palace masters of Yihua Palace have always been the most unpredictable. They come whenever they say they want to, and they don't come if they can't say it. It's quite normal."

Tang Zheng smiled and said, "If the people from Yihua Palace saw this child, how would Yihua Palace react to you?"

Tang Ran froze for a moment, but stopped talking.

Tang Zheng laughed, and said again: "Since this slippery little fish has come, I think Brother Lin is quite interested in coming to this martial arts conference. Those who should come will always come."