Take the system to herd sheep

Li Yuanpei thought about thousands of outcomes, but he never expected that he would flatly refuse.At that time, what so many people dreamed of, the luxurious palace and the soft and rich prince's bedside, he actually dismissed it!The refusal was so quick, it seemed that he didn't think about it, he didn't think about it at all!

This probably hurt his self-esteem. As a prince, it was equivalent to the self-esteem of a king.

"If you don't come with me, I will kill you to silence you."

Lin Yunqing was playing a dismemberment game with a roast chicken, and when he heard his words, he gave up his movements in a daze, spat out the chicken leg in his mouth, and looked at him. "You're sick, you're crazy, you're mentally ill, it's your fault for giving up treatment."

"You want to say...you are not afraid of death?" Li Yuanpei tilted his head, distorting the meaning of the person opposite with satisfaction.

"I want to say..." Lin Yunqing remembered that Li Yuanpei was an ancient person, a scumbag, and he couldn't understand the heartfelt words of our good young people in the 21st century! "You say I'm a man, right? I don't have a uterus, so I won't give birth to your illegitimate son and then fight for the throne with your legitimate sons. What's more, you are not a young prince, so who will give birth to you if you are so arrogant?" Are you used to it? It’s my business whether I go with you or not, okay? I want to go with you, even if you spit on me, I will follow you, but I don’t want to Come with you, I won’t move even if I die. Can you stop threatening me with death? Yes! I think my life is very important, but you can’t keep showing me your power, no matter what You said it was you who persecuted me, are you short-sighted? Can you tell your people to eat a good meal, eat a good meal, I am easy to be tossed by you on an empty stomach, and do it without eating for a day and a night Physical labor, you want me to commit suicide, don't you!"

"Then why don't you go back to the palace with me?"

I'm not talking about feelings.Lin Yunqing scooped up the water and took a sip, wondering why I wasted that poor saliva. "Why do I have to go back to the palace with you? Is this place far away from your palace? You can't come if you leave?"

"Not far."

"Isn't that your freedom?" Lin Yunqing really didn't understand where the prince got into, and couldn't listen to people's words. "Didn't you say that the whole world is yours? You can go wherever you want? Even if you sleep in the toilet, I have to kneel and say that the prince is wise and understands righteousness."

"Wouldn't it be better to go with the prince? You don't have to herd sheep and live in a thatched hut." Li Yuanpei picked up the chopsticks and gave him some roasted meat in front of him, motioning him to eat while talking.

Seeing him like this, Lin Yunqing felt a little warm in his heart, touched his chest and told himself not to rush, and speak slowly. "I, Lin Yunqing, am now your poor citizen. Now I'm sorry for laughing and still covered in scars from your abuse. Are you not satisfied with this five-star service? You want me to go to the palace to continue torture I'm just sorry, Mr. Ha, I belong to the buffet, you pay me for food, drink and lodging, you can do whatever you want, although there was something between you and me yesterday... a bad accident, but it's over like this. "Lin Yunqing said seriously, "But there is a rule in the buffet, you can eat and play, but you can't take it away. We have to limit the time."

"Huh?" Li Yuanpei didn't understand, and asked him silently. "What?"

Playing cute again... Lin Yunqing blinked and began to look for the next target to eat. This guy is really amazing. Whenever he encounters something he doesn't understand or doesn't want to understand, he immediately starts pretending to be innocent and looks at you innocently. .Where is the broken system?Are you really going to set this thing up like this?One second he was fiercely trying to kill me, the typical image of a cold-blooded and violent prince, and the next moment he crawled here to give me... Sell it!cute!Damn who designed this broken system?How bad is it? How did you learn this computer knowledge!

'Set you to die. As expected, Mr. System did not disappoint him, and responded to all calls.

format!Must be formatted!Lin Yunqing's brain was running fast. If he hadn't had good concentration, he might have gone berserk again!This system's infuriating skills are gradually growing, it is really not to be underestimated.

The 48-course meal made our prince very happy, and he lost his appetite after a few hasty dials, but it was so beautiful that Lin was drunk. No matter what, as long as it was on the plate, he would stuff it into his mouth .During the period, Li Yuanpei forced him to spit out two medicinal dates used for health preservation, but this still did not stop his determination to eat delicious food.This place is very busy, no matter meat or vegetables, bird's nest or carrots, they are all feasting, and there is no forgetting to slander, curse, mock and mock Li Yuanpei, in short, he is very busy!This shepherd is very busy!

Of course, no matter how busy they were, the two of them quickly agreed to go out to herd the sheep to graze in the afternoon.Although there are many differences, they rarely agree on the issue of sheep herding.Since the prince was rejected and didn't have the idea of ​​patting his butt and leaving, then the sheep must go together!

In Lin Yunqing's mind, there are basically three steps to herding sheep.The first step is to drive the sheep out of the pen.The second step is to let them eat grass in the open grass.The third step is to rush back to the nest.

In Li Yuanpei's mind, two steps are enough to herd sheep.The first step is to get out.The second step is to catch it back.

Sure enough, it is the various actions of the wild man in the mountains!After hearing this, Lin Yunqing exclaimed "Of course that's the case", and the two quickly had a disagreement.Lin Yunqing felt that he should believe in science and study scientific theories, and drive the sheep out with a small leather whip in the house, so as to appear professional.Li Yuanpei didn't think so, he felt that it was really laborious to handle the sheep like this, it would save time and move them out with one person carrying two sheep, anyway, there were not many sheep, so it would be finished soon.

"Hey, hello..." Lin Yunqing just invited the little leather whip out from the house, when he saw Li Yuanpei hugging each other affectionately and carefully. "Brother, this is your son! Is it necessary to serve him like this?"

"Can you control it?" Li Yuanpei stood up and stroked his waist. "You and I are well water..."

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! !Lin Yunqing covered his ears and started screaming. "Stop, stop, don't read articles with me, it's enough for you to be an idiot, and I won't interfere with you."

After hearing this, Li Yuanpei pursed her lips and smiled in satisfaction, as if to say that your kid is really enlightened.

"But we agreed!" Lin Yun started waving the small leather whip refreshingly, and ran around the sheep pen. "Six per person."

"Don't worry, the prince doesn't bother to snatch you." Li Yuanpei had already picked up two sheep, put them under his arm and settled them down, ready to go.

"Baa baa baa..." Lin Yunqing ran into the sheep pen and waved his whip in a decent manner. "Come on, my lovely little sheep~~ drive!"

In fact, it is very convenient for Lin Yunqing to herd sheep. This place is simply a treasure land of feng shui for grazing. There is a fertile green grassland at the gate of his house. If he wants to herd sheep, he only needs to get the sheep out. There is no need to worry about the sheep Will graze on its own.

Although Prince Li Yuanpei Li adopted a very awkward and unreasonable method, he quickly sent the six sheep out to taste delicious food safely.With his martial arts physique, he didn't look tired, and he shook his shoulders on the spot to indicate that this was just his warm-up exercise.The servants who followed him were half kneeling on the ground, half worried and half sad, and there seemed to be tears in their eyes. My prince was doing coolies, and they didn't have to work!But he didn't dare to stop him, otherwise he would die faster...

Li Yuanpei ran back from the outside and saw Lin Yunqing still struggling in the sheep pen, unconsciously, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, squinting his eyes and leaning against the edge of the courtyard door to watch, and he didn't forget to turn back to take care of his children when he had time.

Lin Yunqing swung the whip for a long time, and his arms were so sore that he couldn't lift it up. It's a pity that this group of lambs didn't care about him at all, and moved around on the spot on their own, bleating non-stop.

It's a shame! Lin Yunqing flicked the whip back and forth angrily, it's too embarrassing for me!Isn't it easy on TV?The little hand waved the flock of sheep and followed them out, not to mention obediently, they were still very orderly.Look now, ignore me!It can be seen that the ancient sheep are also different from the modern sheep. Glancing at Li Yuanpei, who was gloating over there, he thought that the ancient sheep were similar to the ancient people, so unreasonable!

"Your efficiency is not good, my sheep are almost full!" Li Yuanpei grinned.

"Shut your stinking mouth!" Lin Yunqing gave him a hard look, and continued to work hard on the knowledge of sheep herding.Hey hey hey, Baidu, I need you... I've never missed you like this, Baidu!I promise that I will take a good look at Animal World in the future, and I will not miss every issue.correct!Lin Yunqing suddenly thought of Mr. System, this invisible and intangible bastard between modern and ancient times. "How do you herd the sheep? Give me Baidu."

'...'

"Say it! Check it out for me!"

'I don't have internet'

"..." Lin Yunqing looked at the air in front of him and thought, luckily you don't have a fucking body, if you had, I would have chopped you to death, trampled you to death, formatted you, let my sheep bite you to death you!

'! #￥%...%&&...'

Maybe they'll like music?Lin Yunqing suddenly remembered the news he had read before, and suddenly realized.What song would you like to sing?The sheep-herding boy on TV can sing very well, but I can practice my voice, maybe I will be the second generation of Jay Chou when I go back!Oh... no... the voice trained by herding sheep is just a treasure...

The second generation of Abao is not bad either!Lin Yunqing thought happily.

"The boundless sky is my love, and the flowers at the foot of the faint green hills become..."

The six sheep looked at the ground blankly, not knowing what he was doing, baa...

It doesn't work!Classmate Lin was a little angry, why not?How can the divine comedy allow you vulgar sheep to ignore it! ! ! !