Take the system to herd sheep

"Are you sure you don't want to help me?" Lin Yunqing stared at the great god sitting over there, very annoying.

"Do you know who I am? Come here to order me." Li Yuanpei sat in the only clean place, with... his horse.

"Are you the Jade Emperor, or the Lord Jesus, or Zeus, or the Queen Mother, or Snow White!!" Lin Yunqing glanced at him and really didn't want to pay attention to him. If he had known this, he should have prayed to God to let those men in black kill him. came here to make trouble for him.

"I want to say that I am the prince?" Li Yuanpei smiled and took out the water bag from his arms, bending down to feed it to his horse.

"You?" Lin Yunqing turned around and ran in front of him with a stride, staring at him intently with a rather ruddy complexion.

"How about it, is it unbelievable?" Li Yuanpei raised his head proudly, meeting his confused eyes.

"Are you the prince?" Lin Yunqing repeated, continuing to look at him. "If you are the prince, I will cut you into pieces, decapitate you, leave you without head and tail, and make you die. In short, if you dare to be the prince, I will kill you, a millennium scourge! Do something about it! Well, I just want to make things worse!"

Lin Yunqing didn't even think that he would be the prince. What the prince came to do in such a place where no birds lay eggs, it was really sad to say it. A few hours ago, he was still lying under the quilt, listening to Yin Xiang and the others. Playing poker down there whirring, now, wearing ragged clothes full of sheep smell, listening to sheep bleating, and cleaning up this house that is basically open-air... and serving this messy brother, making him beautiful in his heart, comfortable.

This can be summed up in one word, fuck!

It's really a fucking plot, a fucking life, a fucking sheep!Lin Yunqing really wanted to cry up to the sky, I am offending some kind of god, you can't show my spirit so that I can die with peace of mind, but you want to torture me like this, here there is no TV, no refrigerator, and more importantly, no The era when computer ghosts don't even know about it is coming.

Besides, this fairy is too irresponsible, even if you want to appoint modern people, you can find a beautiful woman, and ask ancient people to watch Lin Chiling and Jolin Tsai, and make ice cream for them.Look at me, I don't have the strength to restrain a chicken, I can't do anything except make instant noodles, I don't look overwhelming, and I don't have a slender figure, why did you choose me?

It can be seen that the gods and ghosts who asked me to time travel are also mentally ill like my computer.And it is a disease that cannot be cured for 10 years by giving up treatment.

"Why did the prince provoke you? You want to curse him like this." After hearing this, Li Yuanpei felt a chill behind him, glanced at him and thought it was just to vent his anger.But this Lin Yunqing made him more and more interested. He was born as a prince and was admired by thousands of people since he was a child. How could anyone dare to talk to him like this, and even uttered these treasonous words in front of him? It seems that he really I don't know how the head moved... Smile, don't make any reaction, see his answer.

"I'm pitiful enough. That guy wants to kill all my sheep just because of a dream. Can I still live after killing the sheep? If I can't sell the sheep, I won't eat or drink. Maybe I will die. Think about it. Unlucky, China has such a large population, how could it be my turn... My parents don't know what to do, they agreed to go back to see them during the holiday, but I haven't been home for two months..." Lin Yunqingyue said The more sad he got, he squatted there silently, and in the end he simply wiped away his tears, crying like a man who hates iron but not steel.

"Hey?" His crying made Li Yuanpei more or less sympathetic. Since ancient times, men don't shed tears lightly, so he must have encountered a sad place.After all, it was him who started this matter, without his feverish head startled in the middle of the night, probably he would not be chased and killed by those men in black against the imperial court today, and he probably would not have seen Lin Yunqing squatting in front of him crying so sad.He has done a lot of reckless and rude things in these years, but he has never felt that he was wrong.

"You eat and drink, of course you don't think so." Lin Yunqing realized after crying a few times that Li Yuanpei was there, and he thought in his heart not to cry, it would be embarrassing to the ancient times, it would be embarrassing through the ages!But the tears still couldn't stop falling down, yes, in this way, when can I go back?No one calls him Mo ** in the corridor anymore, those good brothers, I will also say goodbye to you, if I had known, I would have given you the newly bought cigarettes on my table, and the half box of instant noodles under my bed ...

Lin Yunqing was crying right here, when Li Yuanpei glanced sadly and saw someone outside the door, he raised his hand to signal the horse not to follow, so as not to disturb the crying people on the ground, he walked out of the door by himself, beckoning them to retreat. Go to a place farther away.

"Hands and feet are so slow, don't you want to live?" Li Yuanpei stood at the front, his voice deliberately lowered was astringent and cold, and he didn't look at them, but raised his eyes to look at the door not far away. The dazzling bright red in the place is very beautiful.

"Reporting to His Royal Highness, there is one person..." The leader replied, but his voice was trembling and he could not speak completely.

Li Yuanpei finally came back to his senses, but as he turned his head, the sharp blade in the sheath also slipped out, and the person in front of him had already put his head on the ground before he could finish a sentence, and there was no life left. "Chase, don't leave anyone alive, otherwise you will die."

"Yes!" The servants promised, lowering their heads and not daring to speak.

"Also, from today onwards, people will be sent to guard the courtyard. The prince should rest here and tell Men Xiao to bring some new clothes, quilts and dry food."

"My subordinate understands."

"Be sure to block the news, otherwise..." Li Yuanpei smiled faintly, and raised his thick and slender eyelashes. "Kill it."

When Li Yuanpei returned to the house, he found that Lin Yunqing was still crying. The difference was that his horse had already got up and lay beside him, crying quietly with him.oh?This scene made him wonder for a while, what kind of magical power does this kid have, can make his stubborn horse feel sorry for him, his horse followed him in the wind and rain, and he saw a lot of life and death , and now he is soft-hearted towards such a shepherd boy.

But he also cried really pitifully.

"That's enough!" Li Yuanpei walked around him and walked inside, glancing at his horse by the way. "Crying is very useful. Aren't you going to drive these sheep out? Could it be that you want to sleep with them?"

Lin Yunqing looked up and found that Li Yuanpei really wanted to help him, and his heart was still warm, so he stood up and patted the dirt on his body. "Why don't you go with them?"

"I want to stay, why, as the prince of this dynasty, I can't even stay in my own country?" Li Yuanpei looked at the eleven sheep in the room and worried. He really didn't think the white group was so annoying just now, but now I really want to drive them away, I feel like I have no way to start.

"Are you the prince? Don't be ridiculous, the prince may be enjoying this meeting, come here... ah ah!!!" Lin Yunqing couldn't continue speaking halfway, the reason was that the garbled fake prince couldn't catch sheep The sword is drawn!

He hurried over and hugged his arm, kneeling and weeping. "What are you doing?"

"Since you can't get out, it's better to kill him and drag him out, so as not to waste time here." Li Yuanpei looked at Lin Yunqing resolutely, and seemed to think that this was a good way.

"Brother, you didn't listen to me just now and get out, I didn't kill you and drag you out!" Lin Yunqing gritted his teeth and looked at Li Yuanpei, this wild man was acting cute again.

"Can you kill me?" Li Yuanpei glanced, his face full of disdain. "At worst, I'll pay you a few more."

"I don't believe you!" Lin Yunqing said in his heart that although there are all kinds of scammers in modern times, this can't be taken lightly in ancient times. Well, you just say you are a prince, and I will take out your ID card and account book.

"It's so annoying!" Li Yuanpei lost all patience, and his eyes were about to burst into flames. "You raise horses. The crown prince will give you some horses. You can kill this sheep."

"Calm down!" Lin Yunqing ran up to him and straightened his arms, although it was a bit like the Titanic... what?Well, the mother chicken where the eagle catches the chicks. "Let's take our time. Since you want to stay, you have to get used to their existence, do you understand?"

"How to rush?" Li Yuanpei put the sword back, a little suspicious. "Catch one and let me see."

how could I know!After Lin Yunqing heard him say, his brain began to work quickly. How do I know which technology is sheep herding? What's more, this place doesn't even have a Baidu, and I don't have any hardware facilities. How can I tell you, I want to know more than you.

"Cuckoo..." Lin Yunqing felt something was wrong as soon as he said it, and then changed his name to "baabaa..."

"Cuckoo baa baa?" Li Yuanpei repeated curiously. "Is this talking to them?"

"Try it." Lin Yunqing thought to himself, the devil would know if they could understand or not.

So the next scene almost made Lin Yunqing collapse, of course he collapsed from laughing.Call him a fake prince, but the clothes on his body are really good, the sword can't be struck with just a piece of iron, and his horse is also popular.In short, what is in front of him now is such a picture.

Li Yuanpei bent down and looked into the sheep's eyes very seriously, the jade pendants on her body jingled, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, she slowly sang the tune of baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baaa Hope they understand.And his horse stood behind him, dangling after him inexplicably.

The sheep are still standing there, bleating, making people upset.

Li Yuanpei decisively pulled out the sword again!

"Stop!" Lin Yunqing, who was watching the show, realized that this guy's patience was calculated with decimals, so he hurried forward to make a rescue. "Hey, don't worry, you can try this." After that, he handed Li Yuanpei the sheep whip that he just found from the wall. "Take this."

"It's not as easy to use as a sword." Li Yuanpei looked at the whip in his hand. "Shorter than a horse whip."

"You drove the horse with a sword, didn't it kick you to death?" Lin Yunqing didn't need to take any risks after thinking about it, snatched the whip back from his hand, and drove out like on TV.

"That's why I want to kill them all." Li Yuanpei sat back on the chair bitterly, looked coldly at Lin Yunqing who was driving the sheep over there, and said to himself.