Take the system to herd sheep
Chapter 22 Get Out
I didn't bring my keys with me when I went out, and I didn't take paper with me when I went to the toilet.This is an unexpected hardship in life, of course... and now, I don't bring money for meals.
Labor and capital are not so shameful in modern times!
Lin Yunqing pretended to be indifferent and sat opposite, eating mouthfuls, there was nothing he could do!Fortunately, there is a table next to it, otherwise it would be just the two of them, how eye-catching!Little guard, little guard~ I love you~ I love you~ come on~ help me, even if we fight, we can have multiple people, right?
It's not that Li Yuanpei doesn't understand, he's just thinking, of course his face is expressionless, otherwise?Like Lin Yunqing, bluffing all over the floor, maybe crying a few more times?Picking up the chopsticks slowly, he glanced at his surroundings.
Of course Lin Yunqing didn't know what the crown prince was thinking, and he gritted his teeth to see him acting cute there, so fucking shameless~ these good-looking people!Pretending to be innocent is to be cute, not knowing anything is to be cute, even now, he is sitting steadily, still very cute~ He looks different from Men Xiao, who is charming and good-looking, he is a gentleman with thick eyebrows and big eyes It’s so pretty~ Let’s talk about his writing, he’s really exciting when he kills~~ By the way, who is he like~ Yes~ Like Xu Changqing in "Legend of Sword and Fairy", sometimes he is a woman and sometimes he is very manly. what!
Why?How did I start seeing his looks?
Li Yuanpei saw Lin Yunqing staring at him inexplicably, sometimes laughing and sometimes gritting his teeth.Shaking his head, I don't know what this guy is thinking all day long, even at this time, he still cares about his wild thoughts.
At this time, an unlucky fly flew past... It was too late, and then the prince suddenly grabbed the chopsticks, clamped it firmly, and then loaded it down, soaking it in the future. in the goose soup.
Lin Yunqing looked at it oh oh oh, feeling happy and regretful, I haven't tasted this bowl of soup, okay~ But this one is so handsome... The prince is indeed the prince, if this continues, I will I really want to surrender under his pomegranate skirt~~ It is an honor to be bent by such a person, okay?
As a result, student Lin had never seen the world, and his gorgeous eyes began to shine.
"Drink it." Li Yuanpei picked up the spoon, put the fly's body and the goose soup into Lin Yunqing's bowl, and served it to him.
"Hello~" Lin Yunqing didn't dare to yell loudly, so he lowered his voice and yelled at Li Yuanpei. "Are you sick~ What should I do if I drink to death?" Even flies in ancient times are flies~ There were no latrines in ancient times, so people in ancient times stopped shitting, right?The ancients didn't fucking have bacteria, did they?
"Drink it." Li Yuanpei was still in the same position, smiling and blinking. "You won't die, drink it."
"No." Lin Yunqing refused.
"You will definitely die if you don't drink it." Li Yuanpei threatened and lured him. "Drink it, pretend to be uncomfortable, hurry up."
Although Lin Yunqing knew what he was going to do, and although he knew it was a good way, he still couldn't drink the fly's bath water calmly, even if it was bathed in goose soup! "ah?"
"hurry up."
Lin Yunqing thought to himself why don't you drink it yourself, force me to forget it, you are still so fierce.Gritting his teeth, closing his eyes and focusing on it, he picked it up and took a sip, his eyes accidentally saw the dead fly, and immediately began to tremble from the intestines, then the stomach, and finally felt a burst of warmth in the throat , turned his head and began to vomit.
It's disgusting it's disgusting!Lin Yunqing felt quite disgusted looking at the residue he had vomited, and when the smell came back, it was even more disgusting. He started vomiting again, almost vomiting out everything he ate.
"Ah? What's wrong with you?" Actor Li pretended to be panicked, and stepped over to help him up, but this guy was already kneeling on the ground vomiting, making him unable to approach, otherwise he would vomit too... …
Lin Yunqing's mind went blank, looking at what he vomited...it really made the more disgusting he vomited...
"What's wrong with the guest officer?" Xiaoer and the shopkeeper rushed over at the same time, looking at Lin Yunqing's uncomfortable scene with panicked faces.
It's now!Li Yuanpei quickly got up and pretended to check the food. Of course, he soon saw a fly floating in the bowl, picked it up and poked it in front of the shopkeeper's face.His face was flushed with anger... Uh, I don't know if it was because of nervousness. "Look what this is? Do you want to eat dead people? Let's go to the government!"
"Uh...uh..." Lin Yunqing finally regained consciousness when he quickly vomited out his stomach. He crawled to the ground beside him and lay down.
"Yunqing~" Li Yuanpei ran over full of affection, helped him up and sat on the armchair very sadly, and then looked at the shopkeeper and Xiaoer with resentment. "You must pay the responsibility for this matter, otherwise you will not be spared."
"The guest officer calm down." The shopkeeper's panic returned to normal after a long time, a joke, the person who can open such a big restaurant must not be a poor man.There is still some dissatisfaction and arrogance between nodding and bowing. "Everyone who eats this meal is not happy. Half of the silver is enough for this meal, and you have to pay for it if you pollute my place."
It doesn't make sense!Lin Yunqing immediately raised his head and stared at the shopkeeper, really wanting to spit his own saliva into his mouth, and make him spit in the dark too.But now he is weak and has no strength, so he can only rely on Li Yuanpei.
"Half of the money?" Li Yuanpei knew that this guy must not be a serious boss after hearing what he said. "Not only do I not want to give you money, but you have to pay me back."
"The guest officer said so, then let's meet the officer." The shopkeeper seemed unwilling to give in, and directly said that he wanted to meet the officer.
Officials protect each other, it seems that this place has an inseparable relationship with the county magistrate, squinting at Li Yuanpei, I want you to take a look at your good country.
"Which is your boss?" Li Yuanpei didn't want to meet the official, but if he did, his identity as the crown prince would be exposed, and he would tell the queen mother that he didn't go to the door's house. What should I do?The prince is like a king, how can he not count his words and tease the world?
No, no, if this matter gets out, it will definitely cause an uproar.
"Our boss has his own masters, so you don't need to ask the guest officer." The shopkeeper smiled, squinting and beckoning Xiaoer to come and clean the floor. "Could it be that...you don't even have half of the silver?" The shopkeeper stared at a pair of shrewd little eyes, and talked a little bit of a joke.
"Do you recognize this?" Hearing what he said, Li Yuanpei was sure it was Men Xiao's place.He took out a small piece of jade from his bosom, approached him, and asked softly.
The shopkeeper still looked complacent, but when he saw the piece of jade, his face suddenly changed, and he looked at Li Yuanpei with extreme fear, not knowing what to do.His eyes were full of doubts, but he had to give in.
This jade was snatched by him when he was fighting with Men Xiao, and it was something that the door businessman played with casually.The shopkeepers of all his industries should have seen this small piece of jade, because Men Xiao likes to use it to kill those who are unfaithful and unrighteous. Jade is stained with blood, so it must be beautiful.
"Guest officer, you..." The shopkeeper's arrogance has been cut off a lot, and now he has the intention of nodding and bowing. "Just now, I offended the young one, so I beg your Excellency, Haihan."
Li Yuanpei didn't speak, but slowly put away the jade, pulled Lin Yunqing up and walked outside.
The shopkeeper stayed where he was and didn't dare to speak or move. He naturally recognized this jade. It used to be a plaything in the hands of the owner of the door, but it disappeared later. It was said that it was snatched by the prince.This person is holding this jade now, and he is thinking calmly, could it be that he is...
He didn't dare to think about it any more. If he thought about it any further, he would lose his head.
"Shut your mouth, or you won't know how to die." The shopkeeper turned his head and scolded Xiao Er, then turned to the person at the opposite table. "You too, otherwise don't blame me for not reminding you today."
In fact, Li Yuanpei hated going out to be exposed to Xiao's light, because he thought the prince was too shabby?But today it happened suddenly, Lin Yunqing was fine, he just went back to herd the sheep obediently, but he was indeed in big trouble.
But going back this time, it is inevitable to make Men Xiao laugh for a few days.
"How about you?" Looking sideways at Lin Yunqing, whose face was as white as a sheet of paper, and who was about to die, for some reason, he felt a little ridiculous. "Don't tell me that you're about to die. The prince knows it. If you vomit a few times, you won't die."
"You can take it out earlier~" Lin Yunqing moved beside him without strength. "It caused me to suffer all this in vain, and I vomited everything I just ate!"
"Come back to the palace with me." Li Yuanpei felt that it was time to take him back. The villains here will soon know that the crown prince ran here to be with him without telling the royal family. No benefit.
"Why are you going back to the palace? Is there anything delicious~" In fact, Lin Yunqing already had the intention of going back with him, because people, no matter how noble they are, they will not be so lofty.Follow the crown prince to eat and drink spicy food, and there are little palace maids to serve him. Why do you want to stay in such a place where the birds don't shit and watch the sheep give birth to cubs?
"Yes, you can have whatever you want." Li Yuanpei was a little happy to see him let go.
"Then I'll go back with you." Lin Yunqing shook his head and felt that he didn't regret it, so let's go back with him. It was his fortune to meet the prince in ancient times!
"Okay." Li Yuanpei smiled and walked beside Lin Yunqing, feeling relieved.
At this moment, the little guard who had been forgotten for a long time finally found the prince, and ran over full of excitement, not daring to shout out or greet him, standing in front of the two of them with surprise. "Where have you been, Prince, I asked the servant to find it easily."
"Follow us!!" Lin Yunqing suddenly took a step forward, before Li Yuanpei spoke. "We urgently need protection, hurry up! Follow us, don't leave even one step!"
This child... Li Yuanpei shook his head with a smile. Did such a small movement scare him?In the future, I will go back to the palace with me, and there will be uneasy days, what should I do if he is like this?
The prince got it, but he started to have a headache again.
Labor and capital are not so shameful in modern times!
Lin Yunqing pretended to be indifferent and sat opposite, eating mouthfuls, there was nothing he could do!Fortunately, there is a table next to it, otherwise it would be just the two of them, how eye-catching!Little guard, little guard~ I love you~ I love you~ come on~ help me, even if we fight, we can have multiple people, right?
It's not that Li Yuanpei doesn't understand, he's just thinking, of course his face is expressionless, otherwise?Like Lin Yunqing, bluffing all over the floor, maybe crying a few more times?Picking up the chopsticks slowly, he glanced at his surroundings.
Of course Lin Yunqing didn't know what the crown prince was thinking, and he gritted his teeth to see him acting cute there, so fucking shameless~ these good-looking people!Pretending to be innocent is to be cute, not knowing anything is to be cute, even now, he is sitting steadily, still very cute~ He looks different from Men Xiao, who is charming and good-looking, he is a gentleman with thick eyebrows and big eyes It’s so pretty~ Let’s talk about his writing, he’s really exciting when he kills~~ By the way, who is he like~ Yes~ Like Xu Changqing in "Legend of Sword and Fairy", sometimes he is a woman and sometimes he is very manly. what!
Why?How did I start seeing his looks?
Li Yuanpei saw Lin Yunqing staring at him inexplicably, sometimes laughing and sometimes gritting his teeth.Shaking his head, I don't know what this guy is thinking all day long, even at this time, he still cares about his wild thoughts.
At this time, an unlucky fly flew past... It was too late, and then the prince suddenly grabbed the chopsticks, clamped it firmly, and then loaded it down, soaking it in the future. in the goose soup.
Lin Yunqing looked at it oh oh oh, feeling happy and regretful, I haven't tasted this bowl of soup, okay~ But this one is so handsome... The prince is indeed the prince, if this continues, I will I really want to surrender under his pomegranate skirt~~ It is an honor to be bent by such a person, okay?
As a result, student Lin had never seen the world, and his gorgeous eyes began to shine.
"Drink it." Li Yuanpei picked up the spoon, put the fly's body and the goose soup into Lin Yunqing's bowl, and served it to him.
"Hello~" Lin Yunqing didn't dare to yell loudly, so he lowered his voice and yelled at Li Yuanpei. "Are you sick~ What should I do if I drink to death?" Even flies in ancient times are flies~ There were no latrines in ancient times, so people in ancient times stopped shitting, right?The ancients didn't fucking have bacteria, did they?
"Drink it." Li Yuanpei was still in the same position, smiling and blinking. "You won't die, drink it."
"No." Lin Yunqing refused.
"You will definitely die if you don't drink it." Li Yuanpei threatened and lured him. "Drink it, pretend to be uncomfortable, hurry up."
Although Lin Yunqing knew what he was going to do, and although he knew it was a good way, he still couldn't drink the fly's bath water calmly, even if it was bathed in goose soup! "ah?"
"hurry up."
Lin Yunqing thought to himself why don't you drink it yourself, force me to forget it, you are still so fierce.Gritting his teeth, closing his eyes and focusing on it, he picked it up and took a sip, his eyes accidentally saw the dead fly, and immediately began to tremble from the intestines, then the stomach, and finally felt a burst of warmth in the throat , turned his head and began to vomit.
It's disgusting it's disgusting!Lin Yunqing felt quite disgusted looking at the residue he had vomited, and when the smell came back, it was even more disgusting. He started vomiting again, almost vomiting out everything he ate.
"Ah? What's wrong with you?" Actor Li pretended to be panicked, and stepped over to help him up, but this guy was already kneeling on the ground vomiting, making him unable to approach, otherwise he would vomit too... …
Lin Yunqing's mind went blank, looking at what he vomited...it really made the more disgusting he vomited...
"What's wrong with the guest officer?" Xiaoer and the shopkeeper rushed over at the same time, looking at Lin Yunqing's uncomfortable scene with panicked faces.
It's now!Li Yuanpei quickly got up and pretended to check the food. Of course, he soon saw a fly floating in the bowl, picked it up and poked it in front of the shopkeeper's face.His face was flushed with anger... Uh, I don't know if it was because of nervousness. "Look what this is? Do you want to eat dead people? Let's go to the government!"
"Uh...uh..." Lin Yunqing finally regained consciousness when he quickly vomited out his stomach. He crawled to the ground beside him and lay down.
"Yunqing~" Li Yuanpei ran over full of affection, helped him up and sat on the armchair very sadly, and then looked at the shopkeeper and Xiaoer with resentment. "You must pay the responsibility for this matter, otherwise you will not be spared."
"The guest officer calm down." The shopkeeper's panic returned to normal after a long time, a joke, the person who can open such a big restaurant must not be a poor man.There is still some dissatisfaction and arrogance between nodding and bowing. "Everyone who eats this meal is not happy. Half of the silver is enough for this meal, and you have to pay for it if you pollute my place."
It doesn't make sense!Lin Yunqing immediately raised his head and stared at the shopkeeper, really wanting to spit his own saliva into his mouth, and make him spit in the dark too.But now he is weak and has no strength, so he can only rely on Li Yuanpei.
"Half of the money?" Li Yuanpei knew that this guy must not be a serious boss after hearing what he said. "Not only do I not want to give you money, but you have to pay me back."
"The guest officer said so, then let's meet the officer." The shopkeeper seemed unwilling to give in, and directly said that he wanted to meet the officer.
Officials protect each other, it seems that this place has an inseparable relationship with the county magistrate, squinting at Li Yuanpei, I want you to take a look at your good country.
"Which is your boss?" Li Yuanpei didn't want to meet the official, but if he did, his identity as the crown prince would be exposed, and he would tell the queen mother that he didn't go to the door's house. What should I do?The prince is like a king, how can he not count his words and tease the world?
No, no, if this matter gets out, it will definitely cause an uproar.
"Our boss has his own masters, so you don't need to ask the guest officer." The shopkeeper smiled, squinting and beckoning Xiaoer to come and clean the floor. "Could it be that...you don't even have half of the silver?" The shopkeeper stared at a pair of shrewd little eyes, and talked a little bit of a joke.
"Do you recognize this?" Hearing what he said, Li Yuanpei was sure it was Men Xiao's place.He took out a small piece of jade from his bosom, approached him, and asked softly.
The shopkeeper still looked complacent, but when he saw the piece of jade, his face suddenly changed, and he looked at Li Yuanpei with extreme fear, not knowing what to do.His eyes were full of doubts, but he had to give in.
This jade was snatched by him when he was fighting with Men Xiao, and it was something that the door businessman played with casually.The shopkeepers of all his industries should have seen this small piece of jade, because Men Xiao likes to use it to kill those who are unfaithful and unrighteous. Jade is stained with blood, so it must be beautiful.
"Guest officer, you..." The shopkeeper's arrogance has been cut off a lot, and now he has the intention of nodding and bowing. "Just now, I offended the young one, so I beg your Excellency, Haihan."
Li Yuanpei didn't speak, but slowly put away the jade, pulled Lin Yunqing up and walked outside.
The shopkeeper stayed where he was and didn't dare to speak or move. He naturally recognized this jade. It used to be a plaything in the hands of the owner of the door, but it disappeared later. It was said that it was snatched by the prince.This person is holding this jade now, and he is thinking calmly, could it be that he is...
He didn't dare to think about it any more. If he thought about it any further, he would lose his head.
"Shut your mouth, or you won't know how to die." The shopkeeper turned his head and scolded Xiao Er, then turned to the person at the opposite table. "You too, otherwise don't blame me for not reminding you today."
In fact, Li Yuanpei hated going out to be exposed to Xiao's light, because he thought the prince was too shabby?But today it happened suddenly, Lin Yunqing was fine, he just went back to herd the sheep obediently, but he was indeed in big trouble.
But going back this time, it is inevitable to make Men Xiao laugh for a few days.
"How about you?" Looking sideways at Lin Yunqing, whose face was as white as a sheet of paper, and who was about to die, for some reason, he felt a little ridiculous. "Don't tell me that you're about to die. The prince knows it. If you vomit a few times, you won't die."
"You can take it out earlier~" Lin Yunqing moved beside him without strength. "It caused me to suffer all this in vain, and I vomited everything I just ate!"
"Come back to the palace with me." Li Yuanpei felt that it was time to take him back. The villains here will soon know that the crown prince ran here to be with him without telling the royal family. No benefit.
"Why are you going back to the palace? Is there anything delicious~" In fact, Lin Yunqing already had the intention of going back with him, because people, no matter how noble they are, they will not be so lofty.Follow the crown prince to eat and drink spicy food, and there are little palace maids to serve him. Why do you want to stay in such a place where the birds don't shit and watch the sheep give birth to cubs?
"Yes, you can have whatever you want." Li Yuanpei was a little happy to see him let go.
"Then I'll go back with you." Lin Yunqing shook his head and felt that he didn't regret it, so let's go back with him. It was his fortune to meet the prince in ancient times!
"Okay." Li Yuanpei smiled and walked beside Lin Yunqing, feeling relieved.
At this moment, the little guard who had been forgotten for a long time finally found the prince, and ran over full of excitement, not daring to shout out or greet him, standing in front of the two of them with surprise. "Where have you been, Prince, I asked the servant to find it easily."
"Follow us!!" Lin Yunqing suddenly took a step forward, before Li Yuanpei spoke. "We urgently need protection, hurry up! Follow us, don't leave even one step!"
This child... Li Yuanpei shook his head with a smile. Did such a small movement scare him?In the future, I will go back to the palace with me, and there will be uneasy days, what should I do if he is like this?
The prince got it, but he started to have a headache again.
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