[System] The emperor can't do it
Chapter 28 The Emperor Who Was Acupunctured
"How do you do it?" Luo Ze looked at Wen Xiaonian with red eyes.
"Haven't you heard that there is a medicine called beep-drug?" Wen Xiaonian once again felt the sense of superiority from IQ, and he decided to enjoy this feeling, after all, it is almost impossible to accomplish in modern times Task.
Luo Ze finally understood Wen Xiaonian's words this time, but he was not happy at all.
"I can't do that to him."
Luo Ze showed pain on his face, he was already very sorry for Nalan Yuzhu, and he was still discussing with this dog emperor how to hurt Yuzhu, he was simply inferior to a beast.
Wen Xiaonian secretly sighed in his heart, Nalan Polygonatum is indeed a white lotus, the kind with its own sacred attributes.Comparing it with his miserable fate, is it true that the heavens are unfair!
Tian said indignantly: "You have my golden finger, what else are you dissatisfied with?"
Goldfinger?Wen Xiaonian scoffed.
If he is really the kind of legendary protagonist who can't be beaten to death but can't be badly played, then why is he sitting here, and he can't even twist his neck.
With such a miserable treatment for the protagonist, Wen Xiaonian has already begun to doubt whether he is cannon fodder.As a cannon fodder, his only role is to watch the protagonists fall in love with each other, and then he is treated as a villain, and then he gets up after being beaten. Yes, the life of cannon fodder is as lonely as snow.
"Then, Lord Goldfinger, tell me how to escape from this man in black?"
Tian was silent for a few seconds, and when Wen Xiaonian had almost given up, he suddenly said, "Actually, there is no other way."
Wen Xiaonian subconsciously felt untrustworthy.
"As long as you learn the chrysanthemum acupuncture, you can open the acupuncture points by yourself."
Chrysanthemum acupressure hand...
The system is playing with me - this is the only thought in Wen Xiaonian's mind at this moment.
Not to mention how he was able to learn chrysanthemum acupuncture in a short period of time, the name of this kung fu is too wretched!
Ever since he became gay, the chrysanthemum, a once pure flower, made it hard for him to look directly at it.
"Is there any practical way?" Wen Xiaonian should have given up on his system, but he had no other way to forgive him, so he had to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
"No." Tian replied very simply.
Wen Xiaonian: ...
He knew it was the result, sure enough!
Counting on this unreliable system is better than counting on your own glib tongue! (Wen Xiaonian, do you really think you are more reliable than the system?)
"Hero, I have already agreed to let you take Mr. Yuzhu away. As for Mr. Yuzhu, whether he wants to leave is his business. I am innocent. Please let me go Let's go." Wen Xiaonian instantly turned on the debate mode, preparing to persuade the man in black with reason and evidence.
"I'm sorry Yuzhu, I'm guilty, I'm guilty!" Luo Ze's eyes were red, and he kowtowed on the table crazily. The huge force made the whole table start to shake. Not only did he not stop, but it got worse.
At the beginning, Wen Xiaonian wanted to continue to persuade the man in black not to harm himself, but when he was knocked to the ground by the table, Wen Xiaonian finally realized that there was something wrong with this man...
What?you ask why?
nonsense!Of course, people who are right will not see themselves falling down and not know how to help them up!
As for Luo Ze's appearance at the moment, no one would believe that he is a normal person.
With red eyes, he kept knocking on his head violently, and the bleeding didn't stop at all, and he kept saying that I was guilty and I was guilty.
In this situation, Wen Xiaonian has only one conclusion - the man in black has gone mad.
He had only read such things as madness in novels, and this was the first time for a real person. Wen Xiaonian was stunned for a moment and didn't know what to do.After contemplating for a long time how to bring back the man in black who had lost his temper, he suddenly discovered a sad fact in the end.
There was nothing Wen Xiaonian could do, because he was still lying on the ground and couldn't move!
Which means he's going to keep this look and spend an untold amount of time in the same room with a crazy lunatic.
God, you don't bring such a cruel one, do you?Wen Xiaonian burst into tears.
Facts have proved that God is good to him, the protagonist who has died as a cannon fodder. After about 15 minutes, the man in black finally stopped his kowtow.
Wen Xiaonian immediately yelled at him: "You help me up first!"
Being unable to move is already sad enough, but to keep him lying on the ground in this difficult shape is simply a human tragedy.
Luo Ze looked at Wen Xiaonian who was lying on the ground with confused eyes, and subconsciously helped him up.
Wen Xiaonian thought that the man in black had returned to normal, so he breathed a sigh of relief, but he was shocked by the first sentence of the man in black.
"who are you?"
……
This bloody life! Someone actually lost his memory in front of him!This is not scientific at all, okay?
"Do you still remember the Nalan Yuzhu by the Daming Lake?" Wen Xiaonian asked tentatively.
Luo Ze looked at Wen Xiaonian with sharp eyes immediately, "Why do you know Yuzhu's name? Tell me, what is your intention!"
Wen Xiaonian was a little dumbfounded. What's going on? I don't remember myself but I still remember Nalan Yuzhu. Could it be the difficult skill of selective amnesia?But that shouldn’t be the case. Isn’t selective amnesia usually forget the person who hurt you the most?
"Do you still remember what happened before? You broke into the palace and arrested me." Wen Xiaonian tried again.
Luo Ze's eyes were confused, and he had no idea what the person opposite was talking about.He doesn't know this person at all, why should he be arrested?
"You lied." That was the only possible explanation.
Wen Xiaonian said aggrievedly: "I'm not lying. If you don't believe me, see if I can't move until now because you tapped my acupoints."
"Acupoints, can I tap acupuncture points?"
Wen Xiaonian felt that he was going to vomit blood, who could tell him what to do if the acupuncture point practitioner forgot to understand the method of acupuncture point swelling? Could it really be that he couldn't move? The emperor couldn't do it!
……
Anyway, Luo Ze finally believed that he really lost his memory for a short time, because he found that he was in a strange country now, and there was a lot of blood on his head for no reason.
If all this is really what the man in front of him said, it will make sense.
"Where is Yuzhu?" This was the only question Luo Ze considered.
His memory still stays in the time when he fell in love with Nalan Yuzhu, and he still remembers that they agreed to go to Yuzhu's house to propose marriage tomorrow, and he doesn't know what happened afterwards, Luo Ze's expression was a little dazed.
But no matter what happens, the person he likes is Nalan Yuzhu, and this will never change the fact.
"You untie the acupuncture points for me first." Wen Xiaonian took the opportunity to make a request.
Although Luo Ze has forgotten that he has ever learned martial arts, kung fu is something that penetrates into the whole body of a person, and it is not as fragile as memory, which can be thrown away at will, so as long as Luo Ze recalls it for a while, every move will be automatically appeared in his mind.
Just as he was about to unlock Wen Xiaonian's acupuncture points, Luo Ze withdrew his fingers at the last moment when he touched Wen Xiaonian's body.
"You just said that I arrested you from the palace. Who are you and where is Yuzhu? If you don't answer my question honestly, you will not understand the acupoints."
Wen Xiaonian obviously didn't expect the man in black after amnesia to be so smart and threaten him?Wen Xiaonian regretted that he hadn't made up an incident to trick him into unlocking his acupoints. Now that it's all over, what's the difference between this and the initial situation!
Of course, I didn't cheat just now, and it's still too late to cheat now.
As soon as Wen Xiaonian rolled his eyes, he immediately thought of an impeccable story.
"Haven't you heard that there is a medicine called beep-drug?" Wen Xiaonian once again felt the sense of superiority from IQ, and he decided to enjoy this feeling, after all, it is almost impossible to accomplish in modern times Task.
Luo Ze finally understood Wen Xiaonian's words this time, but he was not happy at all.
"I can't do that to him."
Luo Ze showed pain on his face, he was already very sorry for Nalan Yuzhu, and he was still discussing with this dog emperor how to hurt Yuzhu, he was simply inferior to a beast.
Wen Xiaonian secretly sighed in his heart, Nalan Polygonatum is indeed a white lotus, the kind with its own sacred attributes.Comparing it with his miserable fate, is it true that the heavens are unfair!
Tian said indignantly: "You have my golden finger, what else are you dissatisfied with?"
Goldfinger?Wen Xiaonian scoffed.
If he is really the kind of legendary protagonist who can't be beaten to death but can't be badly played, then why is he sitting here, and he can't even twist his neck.
With such a miserable treatment for the protagonist, Wen Xiaonian has already begun to doubt whether he is cannon fodder.As a cannon fodder, his only role is to watch the protagonists fall in love with each other, and then he is treated as a villain, and then he gets up after being beaten. Yes, the life of cannon fodder is as lonely as snow.
"Then, Lord Goldfinger, tell me how to escape from this man in black?"
Tian was silent for a few seconds, and when Wen Xiaonian had almost given up, he suddenly said, "Actually, there is no other way."
Wen Xiaonian subconsciously felt untrustworthy.
"As long as you learn the chrysanthemum acupuncture, you can open the acupuncture points by yourself."
Chrysanthemum acupressure hand...
The system is playing with me - this is the only thought in Wen Xiaonian's mind at this moment.
Not to mention how he was able to learn chrysanthemum acupuncture in a short period of time, the name of this kung fu is too wretched!
Ever since he became gay, the chrysanthemum, a once pure flower, made it hard for him to look directly at it.
"Is there any practical way?" Wen Xiaonian should have given up on his system, but he had no other way to forgive him, so he had to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
"No." Tian replied very simply.
Wen Xiaonian: ...
He knew it was the result, sure enough!
Counting on this unreliable system is better than counting on your own glib tongue! (Wen Xiaonian, do you really think you are more reliable than the system?)
"Hero, I have already agreed to let you take Mr. Yuzhu away. As for Mr. Yuzhu, whether he wants to leave is his business. I am innocent. Please let me go Let's go." Wen Xiaonian instantly turned on the debate mode, preparing to persuade the man in black with reason and evidence.
"I'm sorry Yuzhu, I'm guilty, I'm guilty!" Luo Ze's eyes were red, and he kowtowed on the table crazily. The huge force made the whole table start to shake. Not only did he not stop, but it got worse.
At the beginning, Wen Xiaonian wanted to continue to persuade the man in black not to harm himself, but when he was knocked to the ground by the table, Wen Xiaonian finally realized that there was something wrong with this man...
What?you ask why?
nonsense!Of course, people who are right will not see themselves falling down and not know how to help them up!
As for Luo Ze's appearance at the moment, no one would believe that he is a normal person.
With red eyes, he kept knocking on his head violently, and the bleeding didn't stop at all, and he kept saying that I was guilty and I was guilty.
In this situation, Wen Xiaonian has only one conclusion - the man in black has gone mad.
He had only read such things as madness in novels, and this was the first time for a real person. Wen Xiaonian was stunned for a moment and didn't know what to do.After contemplating for a long time how to bring back the man in black who had lost his temper, he suddenly discovered a sad fact in the end.
There was nothing Wen Xiaonian could do, because he was still lying on the ground and couldn't move!
Which means he's going to keep this look and spend an untold amount of time in the same room with a crazy lunatic.
God, you don't bring such a cruel one, do you?Wen Xiaonian burst into tears.
Facts have proved that God is good to him, the protagonist who has died as a cannon fodder. After about 15 minutes, the man in black finally stopped his kowtow.
Wen Xiaonian immediately yelled at him: "You help me up first!"
Being unable to move is already sad enough, but to keep him lying on the ground in this difficult shape is simply a human tragedy.
Luo Ze looked at Wen Xiaonian who was lying on the ground with confused eyes, and subconsciously helped him up.
Wen Xiaonian thought that the man in black had returned to normal, so he breathed a sigh of relief, but he was shocked by the first sentence of the man in black.
"who are you?"
……
This bloody life! Someone actually lost his memory in front of him!This is not scientific at all, okay?
"Do you still remember the Nalan Yuzhu by the Daming Lake?" Wen Xiaonian asked tentatively.
Luo Ze looked at Wen Xiaonian with sharp eyes immediately, "Why do you know Yuzhu's name? Tell me, what is your intention!"
Wen Xiaonian was a little dumbfounded. What's going on? I don't remember myself but I still remember Nalan Yuzhu. Could it be the difficult skill of selective amnesia?But that shouldn’t be the case. Isn’t selective amnesia usually forget the person who hurt you the most?
"Do you still remember what happened before? You broke into the palace and arrested me." Wen Xiaonian tried again.
Luo Ze's eyes were confused, and he had no idea what the person opposite was talking about.He doesn't know this person at all, why should he be arrested?
"You lied." That was the only possible explanation.
Wen Xiaonian said aggrievedly: "I'm not lying. If you don't believe me, see if I can't move until now because you tapped my acupoints."
"Acupoints, can I tap acupuncture points?"
Wen Xiaonian felt that he was going to vomit blood, who could tell him what to do if the acupuncture point practitioner forgot to understand the method of acupuncture point swelling? Could it really be that he couldn't move? The emperor couldn't do it!
……
Anyway, Luo Ze finally believed that he really lost his memory for a short time, because he found that he was in a strange country now, and there was a lot of blood on his head for no reason.
If all this is really what the man in front of him said, it will make sense.
"Where is Yuzhu?" This was the only question Luo Ze considered.
His memory still stays in the time when he fell in love with Nalan Yuzhu, and he still remembers that they agreed to go to Yuzhu's house to propose marriage tomorrow, and he doesn't know what happened afterwards, Luo Ze's expression was a little dazed.
But no matter what happens, the person he likes is Nalan Yuzhu, and this will never change the fact.
"You untie the acupuncture points for me first." Wen Xiaonian took the opportunity to make a request.
Although Luo Ze has forgotten that he has ever learned martial arts, kung fu is something that penetrates into the whole body of a person, and it is not as fragile as memory, which can be thrown away at will, so as long as Luo Ze recalls it for a while, every move will be automatically appeared in his mind.
Just as he was about to unlock Wen Xiaonian's acupuncture points, Luo Ze withdrew his fingers at the last moment when he touched Wen Xiaonian's body.
"You just said that I arrested you from the palace. Who are you and where is Yuzhu? If you don't answer my question honestly, you will not understand the acupoints."
Wen Xiaonian obviously didn't expect the man in black after amnesia to be so smart and threaten him?Wen Xiaonian regretted that he hadn't made up an incident to trick him into unlocking his acupoints. Now that it's all over, what's the difference between this and the initial situation!
Of course, I didn't cheat just now, and it's still too late to cheat now.
As soon as Wen Xiaonian rolled his eyes, he immediately thought of an impeccable story.
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