[System] The emperor can't do it

"Eunuch Li, do you think your little apprentice is very handsome?"

"Your Majesty..." Eunuch Li trembled his legs, and looked at the Emperor in disbelief. Could it be that the Emperor is finally going to attack the eunuch?

"Huh? Why are you shaking?" Wen Xiaonian wondered.Didn't he just want to find someone for Eunuch Li? Why is Eunuch Li so scared.

"Xiao Lizi is only 15 years old this year, he is really not suitable to be a boy/pet, Your Majesty!" Under tremendous psychological pressure, Eunuch Li finally said what he wanted to say. It is impossible for a eunuch to have children in his life Well, he raised Xiao Lizi almost like a son, so he must keep him even if he puts his life to the test.

Wen Xiaonian looked at Eunuch Li speechlessly, and knew that he had to think too much. Forget it, the two of them don't feel CP at first glance, so let's find someone else.

So Wen Xiaonian left Eunuch Li, who was still in a panic, and continued to wander in the deep palace, intending to find a second couple that he could match successfully.

Ever since bidding farewell to Lin Xi, Zhao Minglou and the others that day, Wen Xiaonian has been keen on this activity, and has made this activity his main goal in life.There is no other reason, because the reward after successfully matching a couple is too tempting. For Wen Xiaonian after time-traveling, his greatest pain is losing his once beautiful appearance, and time-traveling to this five-faced and three-faced emperor. .

His life motto is: Everything depends on the face.From this, you can see how much he attaches importance to his appearance, so when the system changed his appearance to such an extent, Wen Xiaonian's whole body boiled, did he really see it?

The system is like a self-portrait artifact with its own skin smoothing and whitening, it filled all the ditches on his face, and even his skin became whiter.

He later questioned the system carefully. If he continues to match successfully, his beauty will continue to increase. At that time, even an iceberg like Long Aotian will bow down at his feet. Thinking of the beautiful tomorrow, Wen Xiao Nian's heart is full of energy.

On the first day he came back, he gave aphrodisiacs to the two male dogs raised in the palace. When they were entangled with each other, he was full of joy and thought that he was going to become beautiful again, but what disappointed him was the system. There was no response.

After crossing out the animal candidate, Wen Xiaonian continued to look for the next target.

The next day, in the name of the emperor, he ordered the two guards to stir up the foundation quickly. Although reluctantly, the two unmarried guards carried out his order, but the result was still disappointing.

But do you think Wen Xiaonian will give up?wrong!How could he give up for the sake of beauty!

So in the palace in recent days, I often see a tall man in brocade hiding in a corner sneakily, scanning his surroundings with bright eyes, for fear of missing any passionate jq.

Today was no exception, Wen Xiaonian was strolling around the palace as usual, when suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a black figure skipping over the roof and disappearing into the garden in front of him.

Wen Xiaonian's eyes widened all of a sudden, and he trotted quickly to follow the pace of the man in black, hiding quietly in a place where he could hear jq without being discovered by the man in black.

"I said I don't want to see you again." The cold voice seemed familiar, but Wen Xiaonian couldn't remember whose voice it was.

"I also said that I will never give up on you." The man in black affectionately untied the black scarf, and from Wen Xiaonian's angle, he could just see his handsome profile.

Even knowing that the man in black is here to steal his lover, and this lover should still be a member of his harem, Wen Xiaonian still has to admit that the man in black is still very handsome, although he is far behind Long Aotian, But it has a unique exotic flavor.

"Let go!"

The man in black seemed to want to hug the other party but was resisted by the other party, and there was obviously a little more anger in that cold voice.

"No, I won't let go, I miss you so much." The man in black stubbornly wanted to make out with the other party, but the other party stubbornly disagreed, and the two fell into an entanglement for a while.

"Snapped--"

There was a crisp applause, and the scene became much quieter in an instant.

Hearing the loud applause, Wen Xiaonian felt as if his face was starting to hurt. The two seemed to be in an unrequited relationship, otherwise the other party would never have hit him so hard.

"You hit me?" the man in black said in disbelief, covering his flushed face.

"Please respect yourself." The other party said lukewarmly.

Wen Xiaonian sighed in his heart for the man in black, this is simply the burden of shaving his head, but he did feel a little curious about another man.Who is it? This voice is so familiar, Wen Xiaonian fell into infinite memories.

And when he woke up from the meeting, he saw a man waiting for him viciously, although half of it was red and swollen, but he still didn't change his handsome appearance.

"Um, I'm passing by..." Well, even he himself thought this excuse was terrible.

"What did you see just now?" The man in black said to Wen Xiaonian in a completely different tone from just now.

"Ah, what did I see, I didn't see anything?" Wen Xiaonian began to pretend to be stupid.

"You're talking nonsense! Obviously you came here with me!" The man in black had noticed someone next to him from the very beginning, but he was too anxious to see his sweetheart so he didn't have time to pay attention.

Wen Xiaonian complained silently from the bottom of his heart, since you already know why you are still asking me, it is unnecessary and a waste of saliva.

"I said buddy, I don't think you look bad, why hang yourself on a tree, there are many young boys in this world, and you will never be single based on your looks."

Being exposed, Wen Xiaonian was not afraid, instead he became brothers with the man in black and taught him that the man in black who wanted to get mad at him was taken aback for a while.

"Don't you want to report me?" the man in black asked suspiciously. This man doesn't look like an idiot.

"Why should I report you? Can I get half a tael of silver for reporting you?" Wen Xiaonian asked back.

The man in black looked at Wen Xiaonian dubiously, as if to confirm whether his words were credible. After a short hesitation, he began to confide his heart to Wen Xiaonian.

At the same time, the system in Wen Xiaonian's body also issued a notification sound, and the mission of the seven lovers has reached the second ring.

"The Tiansheng Dynasty version of Xiangfei and Mengdan." The system said.

The Fragrant Concubine and Mengdan?Didn't he play the role of Qianlong? Wen Xiaonian found that he seemed to have accidentally become a big pervert/devil who beats mandarin ducks.

"He is the love of my life. It's a pity that I was too young to cherish it, so I missed him."

The eyes of the man in black were full of remorse, and it could be seen that there must have been some misunderstanding between the two of them.

"As long as you work hard, I believe he will definitely come back to you again." Wen Xiaonian pretended to stroke the unnecessary beard on his face, and said seriously.

Even if he doesn't forgive you, I will force him to forgive you - this is Wen Xiaonian's inner subtext.

"Haha, then I have to accept your good words, let's not talk about it, I have something important to do, and there will be a period later."

After saying this, the man in black disappeared into the inner courtyard of the palace again without anyone noticing. The speed was so fast that Wen Xiaonian couldn't help but wonder if he had ever appeared.

Uneasy, he checked the task list, and it was indeed an updated version. Wen Xiaonian felt relieved, and then began to think about eligible concubines in the harem.

After much deliberation, Wen Xiaonian can only think of one person, without any other reason, that person's appearance belongs to the unforgettable type, not to mention his blue eyes, which quite meet the requirements.

According to the plot of Huanzhugege, Concubine Xiang was sent to the palace by his father to be Qianlong's concubine, but this Nalan Yuzhu obviously did not come to the harem in this way. Not only that, it is said that he was also sent by some unscrupulous emperor They were forced into the palace.

As the scapegoat of the unscrupulous emperor, Wen Xiaonian felt a lot of pressure.The most stressful thing for him is that Long Aotian still seems to be interested in this Nalan Yuzhu, Wen Xiaonian clenches his fist in his heart, this time he must get rid of this potential rival in love.

Walking out of the garden slowly, just as he was thinking about what to do next, Eunuch Li appeared anxiously.

"Oh, Your Majesty, you are here." Eunuch Li wiped the sweat off his brow and panted.

"What's the hurry?"

"The Empress Dowager will host a banquet in the Royal Garden tonight in honor of the envoys from the Eastern Kingdom. The Emperor must also attend."

Eastern country?If Wen Xiaonian remembers correctly, the fertility medicine is in Donglin.

"I'll go right away." Wen Xiaonian said ambitiously.

Midday on the moon.

The singing and dancing in the imperial garden was peaceful, Wen Xiaonian looked at the unaesthetic dance in front of him boredly, and couldn't help yawning.It's not as good as dancing by himself, Wen Xiaonian complained in his heart, of course, it is absolutely impossible for him to play by himself.

The envoy from Donglin started discussing cooperation matters with the queen mother after a few words of politeness to him, and he had no place to intervene if he wanted to.Pour yourself a small glass of wine, stare at the dance with drunken eyes, only to find that a figure is getting closer and closer...

what's the situation?Is he trying to seduce himself?