remonstrance [rebirth in another world]

That night, Bai Po, the little ghost, and I avoided Jiang Yun and Gao Fang, and walked quietly all the way to the tall mansion we saw during the day. destination.

In the huge backyard, there is not a single servant or maidservant. It is estimated that they have been sent away by the master here, so that they can have fun.

So the three of us swaggered to the door of the bedroom, ready to listen to the corner of the wall openly.

As soon as they got close to the wall, there were groans and gasps during intercourse, and the sounds of tossing and turning were mixed with bursts of lewd-word-wave-language.

My face became hot, and I felt a little uncomfortable.Since practicing spells, my eyes, ears and five senses have become more and more sensitive. This sound, which is not clear to ordinary people, is as deafening as beating drums and gongs in my ears.I can even clearly distinguish the sound of wet water during sex and the um-uh sound of kissing among those rustling sounds.

And, listening to the more and more unseemly howls in the room, I'm pretty sure there's not a single woman in there.

And right now there is a minor in front of me, I really have the audacity to listen to it.

Just when I was about to pull Xiaoxin behind me and remind Bai Po to rush in with me, the little guy over there took out a thin copper mirror from his arms in a leisurely manner, and then threw it at the wall in a familiar way. stick.

The mirror was deeply embedded in the wall in a burst of dark mist, and then the copper mirror rippled like the surface of water. After a while, it was like a small projector, broadcasting everything that was happening in the house live.

"One, two, three... seven, eight. Tsk, it's 8P, it's fierce enough!"

Bai Po's dog eyes widened as she watched from the side, and she kept pointing and drawing: "Those three should be the sons of Mr. Liu. Is it time to attack?"

"Since Wutongshen came out to have fun, he definitely won't take it."

Xiaoxin rolled his eyes at Bai Po with eyes like looking at a paramecium, and began to point at the mirror: "Have you seen how powerful the people in our ghost world are? Although the five of them are only destined to be male concubines, but Seeing these three Liu Yuanwai's sons called like this, it must be very cool to be called."

"Well, it's true, the voice is hoarse, and the person on the body refuses to let it go, tsk, this posture... wow--this is okay? Oh, ah, I thought they were forced, but it turned out to be It's so cool."

"Hey! Wutong gods are all beautiful men in human form, how could they force people? There are a bunch of people who come over and post upside down, enough for them to be happy."

"Justified!"

rational?

There is a reason for P!

I looked at this little kid with a baby-like face who usually stayed by my side, and then at that little boy who had no serious appearance all day long, I was angry, completely angry!

It's fine if one doesn't learn well, and if both don't learn well, what's the matter with watching G movies with relish and discussing the plot with each other? !I owe a beating!

Angry from my heart, I raised the knife in my hand and ping-pong twice, each of them received a super big chestnut on their heads, the two of them let out a miserable cry, and fell to the ground covering their foreheads.

I stood up sullenly, kicked open the door, and rushed in.

When the two people behind saw them, they also jumped up from the ground, scrambling to get into the house.

Thus, the scene of the goblins fighting was completely ended by the three of us at this moment.

A quarter of an hour later, Liu Yuanwai's three sons had fallen into a deep sleep in the phantom created by Xiaoxin. When they woke up, all the memories of Wutongshen would disappear, and they would return to normal life from then on.

And five handsome men with different appearances obediently followed us out the door under the deterrence of Xiaoxin's magic eye, and they didn't stop until the end of a dilapidated alley.

"Go in, all of you, be honest!" Xiaoxin pointed to the half-buried dog hole, his face was frosty and majestic.

The five people were still hesitating, but Bai Po kicked them in their asses one by one.

Xiaoxin bit her little finger, dripping a drop of blood on the entrance of the cave, a burst of dark red light flashed, and the whole cave disappeared.

Then the little man happily returned to his baby-like appearance, and rubbed against my feet: "Brother, it's all done, let's go back!"

"You just buried them here?" I looked suspiciously at the disappearing dog hole.

"No, I have already left a mark, and soon someone will smell my blood and find them, and then send them back to the ghost world."

The child blinked his big eyes cutely, and gave me a sneak peek.But I have decided not to be deceived by his pure appearance.

So I said "hmm", squeezed the little man's hand, and wandered back to the inn with Bai Po.

When I was about to go to sleep, I asked one more question: "Xiaoxin, if you send Wutongshen and the others back to E Zhu'er, will you be fined for 100 years or something?"

The child arched himself into my arms, yawned delicately, and said tenderly: "No, they stole from the master and were exiled, and then escaped to fool around. If they are caught this time ...Well, it will probably be sentenced to 'fine-exhausted-human-dead'."

Essence... Essence-exhaustion-people-death?

Instinctively, I wanted to ask about the method of "exhaustion-exhaustion-human-death", but I swallowed it back desperately.

It's better not to ask, it's better not to ask... sleep... sleep...

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I feel that I have gradually begun to adapt to Xiaoxin's outbursts of his little devil character from time to time, which makes me feel embarrassed, but I don't think that what I have come into contact with so far is just the tip of the iceberg.

At noon that day, Xiaoxin happily ran in from the outside to see that I was not there, so he ran to the kitchen.

Half an hour later, Xiaoxin ran to Gao Fang graciously, put a bowl of rabbit meat in his hand in front of "Brother Gao Fang", saying that someone on the street saw him cute and gave him a rabbit, so He ran back and asked the kitchen master to cook it well, and left a bowl for the "other two brothers" and "Uncle Jiangyun", and this one was for "Brother Gaofang" to try out the early adopters.

Gao Fang was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes. Although he had already had lunch, he saw the kid next to him staring at him expectantly, so he picked up the bowls and chopsticks and prepared to eat something.

Unexpectedly, Bai Po was just looking for Xiaoxin at this moment, and seeing the scene in front of her, she rushed up to grab the child, but unexpectedly, her foot slipped and bumped into Gao Fang.

Gao Fang was shivering with shame when he saw Bai Po, but suddenly he didn't hold the bowl and chopsticks properly, so the bowl of rabbit meat was reimbursed just like that.

After I came back in the evening, I was very moved when I heard about the bowl of "delicious rabbit meat", so I looked at my little brother with great anticipation.

After dawdling for a long time, the child had no choice but to confess that the bowl of rabbit meat was actually the meat of a "spoofed beast". It's true.

After hearing this, my face turned black, and I was beaten up if I caught a child.

Another day, the five of us went out for a hike outside the city together.The sky is high and the land is wide, the wind is light and the clouds are calm, the birds are singing and the butterflies are flying, although it is not as beautiful as the upper world, it is still a pleasant scenery in the human world.

For half a day of the game, we rested by a river bend. By the way, we took soft towels to spread the floor, put some fruits and vegetables, snacks and drinks, and comforted the hungry stomach while resting.

While everyone was busy, the child secretly tugged at the corner of Master Jiang Yun's clothes, quietly came to a corner, pointed to a black shadow under the green willow in the path not far away, and said softly: "Jiang Yun Uncle Yun, look there is someone there!"

Jiang Yun took a look, and sure enough, the clothes were ragged, the hair was rough, and the bones were bony. He only lowered his head and remained motionless, as if he had lost his life.

"Is that person starving to death?" The child trembled and said timidly, "It's so pitiful..."

Jiang Yun suddenly felt compassion, and said to the little man: "Don't run around here, I'll go get something and send it to him."

After a while, Master Jiangyun in a white shirt took some snacks and walked under the willow tree.

Seeing that he was about to get in front of that person, Bai Po rushed up suddenly, with a helpless face on his face: "Master, can you change the package of snacks? I just ran out this morning and waited in line for more than half an hour to buy them." Wuren Crisp, I like to eat this."

When Jiang Yun heard it, he naturally followed suit, nodded and was about to follow Bai Po back, but unexpectedly, the ragged man who was sitting dead and slumped under the willow suddenly jumped up, his five fingers neighing like sharp claws and flew into the air He rose up and rushed towards the crimson cloud.

Looking back, Jiang Yun was taken aback, and waved a blue light in his hand to knock the man down to the ground. After all, his magic power was profound, but within a short time, he had been subdued, bound to the ground, unable to move.

As a result, when everyone came closer and took a closer look, they realized that it was not a human being, but a humanoid beast known as Aoyin. It was often dressed in tattered clothes, and its hands were sharp claws. It often attacked travelers and liked to eat human brains.

Unexpectedly, he would encounter this kind of thing outside the city, and was almost attacked by surprise. Jiang Yun was furious. In order to prevent it from hurting ordinary people, he hit it with a hot boulder and killed it.

Everyone treats this incident as an accident, but I know what Xiaoxin, that bastard kid An is thinking.

I know that he hates the upper realm very much. After all, the upper realm and the ghost realm have been opposed for a long time. For the devil, being hostile to the upper realm is a matter of course.

However, even if this situation can't be reversed, at least I can't let him plan to kill people in front of me.

So when I went back to the inn at night, I grabbed the kid and brought him into the house.

The next morning, Bai Po got up and walked into my room habitually, only to see a little boy sitting on the threshold twitching, his big eyes swollen like two peaches, still ripe kind of.

Bai Po grinned, showing a wolf grandmother's smile: "Xiaoxin, what's wrong with you?"

The little man raised his head and saw that Bai Po was in tears, but he didn't speak.

Bai Po smiled more kindly: "Did someone bully you? Tell me, brother, I will settle it for you!"

"Who will settle it with you! Woohoo..."

The child suddenly became angry, stood up and pushed Bai Po hard, then ran into the house crying and staggering.

Half an hour later, I brought the little guy downstairs to eat refreshed. The little guy stuck behind me and turned into a little tail, hanging his head and grabbing my sleeve, never leaving for a moment.

Bai Po sneaked a look over, but I pretended I didn't see it.

But what...

I glanced at the little daughter-in-law who was obediently sitting at the table drinking porridge, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. I finally settled this terrible little ancestor.I sighed again and again in my heart, raising a child is not easy, and raising a little devil is even more difficult, alas...

The author has something to say:

After the appearance of Xiaoxin, the main characters have all appeared on the stage, um, I will restore my memory soon, oh hehehe~

So what, I guess everyone can't wait to watch JQ, right?In a few days, I will play big, hehe~