Kidnapping a cute little peddler

, and then mocked: "Yes, I misunderstood. I misunderstood that you were just acting, I misunderstood that you would come to me, I misunderstood that what you said was not true. I really misunderstood a lot of things, Li Kai .”

Seeing Ji Dan's self-deprecating expression, Li Kai was silent.Why doesn't he feel sad?He couldn't eat or sleep well at home, so he could escape to meet him in order to find a good opportunity, but this guy ran away from home for him.

"Those are all lies to my father, it's just a way to delay the attack!"

"A strategy to delay the attack? It's really good to use idioms." Ji Dan smiled.

"Xiao Dan, I... Anyway, I came to you, I just want to make it clear, let's start over, shall we?"

"Start again? I'll go to your uncle! What am I when you become a young master? If you say break up, break up, and if you say start over, start again? I'm not your marionette, and I don't need to be called around by you!"

"I have never treated you as a marionette! I have always regarded you as the one I love. Even if others think our love is unreliable and fake, can't you see it?" Li Kai became angry. Come on, if he didn't do this, Ji Dan's family would no longer be from Zhima Village.

"I can't see it, because your acting is too realistic." Ji Dan said coldly, "Have you stayed enough? If you have stayed enough, please go out."

"Xiao Dan, I..."

"Get out!" Saying that, Ji Dan pushed Li Kai to the door, and then closed the door with a "bang".

Ji Dan leaned against the door, while Li Kai outside was still knocking on the door tirelessly.Ji Dan covered his ears and jumped onto the bed, covering himself with the quilt.

Ji Dan never opened the door, and Li Kai had no choice.He squatted at the door of Ji Dan's room, propping his chin helplessly.

He looked down and saw his swollen feet, and pursed his lips.When did he, Li Kai, do such an aggrieved thing, and he really never abused himself for anyone.

"What the hell...it really hurts." Li Kai moved his toes, the itchy and painful feeling was really uncomfortable.

He squatted at Ji Dan's door all afternoon. People passing by thought he was squatting at someone else's door with a beggar, probably looking for trouble, but no one dared to come forward and call him away.

In the afternoon, Ji Dan opened the door at noon. When he looked down and saw Li Kai, he was really shocked.

He kicked Li Kai's back and said, "Can you stop pretending to be a beggar at my door?"

Li Kai turned to look at Ji Dan, and said pitifully, "I don't want food, all I want is your love."

Hearing this, Ji Dan made a motion to vomit, and then said "stay as long as you like, you won't die from the cold" and closed the door.

Li Kai moved back, leaned against the door and continued to wait.

Ji Dan opened the door again, still holding a blanket in his hand.He threw the blanket on Li Kai, turned and went back to the house.

Li Kai hugged the blanket and surrounded himself tightly, now he looked more like a beggar.

Ji Dan stayed in the room for a while, then went out and dragged Li Kai in.

"When are you leaving?" Ji Dan folded his arms and looked at Li Kai.

Li Kai pulled Ji Dan's hand away, and put it on his waist, while he hugged Ji Dan.Ji Dan's head is full of black lines, what exactly does this man want?

"Xiao Dan, I was wrong, I was really wrong! I am a coward, I am a bastard, please forgive me, and I promise there will be no next time."

"I don't want to fall in love with a bastard."

"Xiao Dan, I am what you say I am. Anyway, I will not leave when I come."

"Aren't you going back for the rest of your life?"

"If they don't agree, we won't go back unless we go back. Anyway, if we go back, we will be caught and beaten by them."

"Since you are afraid of you, go back and be a good baby, find a woman to marry and give birth to a fat boy, who will beat you?!"

"It's their idea to let me marry a woman and have children. My life is mine. I choose who my wife is. If my wife is not good, they will talk about it and forget it. My wife is so considerate. What's wrong with taking care of the elderly again?"

"...Go away! Don't put a high hat on me."

"What I said is the truth. My wife, please forgive me and promise that we will not separate no matter how hard or tired you are in the future."

"You haven't traveled through time, do you know what the future will be like?!"

"If I can't do it, I'll let you handle it."

"Really?"

"real!"

"Then can I castrate you?"

"...This, no, it's not very good."

"Ok?"

"Old... what my wife says is what she says." Li Kai was ashamed, why is his wife so domineering... she almost couldn't control it.

"Hmph. I haven't forgiven you yet, let go."

"Huh? Haven't forgiven me yet? Then..."

"One week's assessment period, if you don't pass, get out of here immediately!"

"Yes!"

☆、Extra five

So far, Mu Feng has been studying in the UK for more than a year.

It's another weekend.On this day, Mu Feng and his classmates were doing practical training in the training building.

"Feng, you really have a talent for cooking." The man patted Mu Feng's head lightly.

At this time, Mu Feng is quite different from before. Now he has learned what self-confidence is in school and how to deal with various social affairs calmly.

Mu Feng raised the corner of his mouth and smiled politely. "Thanks, Jason."

Jason is also gay, but he hid it well in front of Mu Feng, so Mu Feng didn't doubt it at all.

Jason looked at Mu Feng's defenseless appearance. While Mu Feng was cooking, he hugged Mu Feng's waist from behind. on the chopping board.

"Jason, what are you doing?" Mu Feng, who is gay, is naturally very sensitive to the intimacy between boys and boys.

Jason just smiled, reached out and pinched Mu Feng's waist, and said: "Feng, you are so beautiful, I just want to hug you, you continue."

"Jason, don't do this, let go." Mu Feng twisted his body, but this made Jason behind him excited.

He hugged Mu Feng tightly, not letting Mu Feng move. "Feng, I like you so much, will you be with me?"

Mu Feng was almost out of breath being hugged by the people behind him. At this moment, he was ashamed and annoyed, but he didn't know what to do.

"No, I already have someone to date, I can't be with you." Mu Feng said decisively.

"Do you have a relationship?" Jason behind him didn't expect that Mu Feng was not single.

"Yes, I have a relationship with someone, he is your senior. Jason, let go, or I... I will be rude to you." Mu Feng said threateningly, but his threat But it didn't do anything to Jason.

"Feng, you are so cute! No matter when you are angry, when you are smiling, or when you are sad, you are very cute." Jason kissed Mu Feng's earlobe.

Mu Feng froze, the softness on his ears made his cheeks burn, but it also made him feel scared and humiliated.

Mu Feng grabbed Jason's hand, then pulled Jason's hand down fiercely, then turned around and pushed Jason away and ran away.

Mu Feng ran all the way, he is now on the third floor, and the third floor is a place with many turns, so when he stopped, he no longer recognized the surrounding furnishings.

This place is quiet, because of the backlight problem, it looks very dim here.

He swallowed, this place... so scary.

He slowly backed away, wanting to leave this ghostly place, but he only took two steps back and didn't dare to move again.The sound of his leather shoes hitting the ground echoed around, mysterious and ethereal.

He squatted on the spot with his arms folded, pursed his lips tightly, and closed his eyes tightly.He has lived in the countryside since he was a child, so ghosts and souls often hear people from the older generation say that although he has never seen them, he is still afraid of these things.

Just as he was squatting, suddenly there was the sound of running from far and near behind him, he was so frightened that he quickly covered his ears, he didn't want to hear any sound, no!

Suddenly, he was pulled up and fell into an embrace.

"Zijun!" Mu Feng called out subconsciously.But when he looked up, the person in front of him disappointed him immensely.

"Jason." Mu Feng lowered his head in frustration, he gently pushed Jason away, and walked back slowly.

Jason followed Mu Feng, he looked at Mu Feng's disappointed face, he felt a little distressed.Is Feng feeling disappointed because he is not that person?

He quickly followed Mu Feng and held Mu Feng's hand: "Feng, I'm not him, are you disappointed?"

Mu Feng looked at Jason, and then wanted to break free, but Jason held it too tightly. "Jason, let go."

"Feng, answer my words."

Mu Feng was silent, he was indeed disappointed, he was really disappointed.He misses Zijun so much, he hasn't seen Zijun for several months.

"I'm sorry, Jason. I won't like you." Mu Feng struggled again while speaking, and broke free at the moment Jason lost his mind, and ran away.

Jason stood still and looked at Mufeng with complicated eyes.Although Feng said that he has people who are dating, they don't seem to be in the same city. Since this is the case, he still has a chance.

Mu Feng returned home in a daze, and was pulled into a warm embrace as soon as he entered the door.

He sighed softly, and said, "Xiao Sa, stop making trouble."

"Xiao Sa?" A familiar voice came from above his head.

Mu Feng raised his eyes abruptly, and it was the person he had been thinking about day and night.

"Zi... Zijun?" Mu Feng exclaimed in surprise, it's Zijun, it's Zijun!Zijun is here!

"Yeah. Feng'er, it's me." Jiao Zijun kissed Mu Feng's forehead, "Why did you call Xiao Sa's name just now?"

"Uh..." Mu Feng was tongue-tied, "That...now I..."

"The relationship between sister-in-law and me is good now, what's wrong with me hugging?" Suddenly, Lan Sa's voice came from behind Jiao Zijun.

Jiao Zijun turned his head and saw that Lan Sa was eating the fruit carelessly.

Jiao Zijun twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Xiao Sa, you are robbing your sister-in-law from your brother, and you are not allowed to do this again in the future! Do you hear me!"

"Cut." Lan Sa disdained, "I'll still hug you when you're not here. Sister-in-law's body is much softer. Ouch—" As soon as Lan Sa finished speaking, Li Nan came over and put down the fruit plate in his hand, and then tapped Lan Sa's head.

"Sa Sa, you don't seem to have enough lately, do you?" Li Nan looked at Lan Sa and smiled a little strangely.

"I don't have it! It's you...you think everyone is you, a jerk with a brain." Lan Sa angrily threw down the fruit.

Li Nan smiled, and then said quietly: "I'm really not enough." After speaking, Li Nan's smile gradually enlarged.Seeing Li Nan's smirk, Lan Sa hurriedly took another fruit and rushed back to the room to hide, and put on the hidden lock.

Jiao Zijun and Mu Feng laughed "giggling" when they saw those two making such a fuss.

Jiao Zijun walked towards the sofa with his arms around Mu Feng, he really missed the person in his arms.This little guy doesn't know how he is doing here, and he always reports good news but not bad news every time, which really worries him.

Jiao Zijun kissed Mu Feng's earlobe, suddenly Mu Feng's body froze and his face was a little ugly.

"What's wrong?" Jiao Zijun also noticed Mu Feng's strangeness, and asked nervously.

"I..." Mu Feng paused, he didn't know how to speak, "Zijun...I...in the class..."

"What in class? Did someone bully you? Huh?"

"No, no...it's..." Mu Feng scratched his head in embarrassment, "Zijun, what are you doing today, why are you here, aren't you still on vacation?"

Suddenly, Mu Feng changed the subject, trying to distract Zijun's attention.

Sure enough, Jiao Zijun's attention was diverted. "I miss you, who told you, little guy, to report good news but not bad news, how can I not worry?"

"Hee hee... I, I will pay attention to it in the future." Mu Feng smiled obediently.

"But don't try to change the subject. Tell me, what happened to you today?" Jiao Zijun's attention came back.

"I..." Mu Feng looked at Jiao Zijun anxiously, "I...I'm sorry Zijun...I...that, that Jason... ..Jason he..."

"Jason? Who is Jason? What did he do?" Jiao Zijun's face darkened a little. Seeing Mu Feng like this, something must have happened.

"He...he kissed me..."

"What?" Jiao Zijun narrowed his eyes halfway.

"No, no, he..." Mu Feng saw Jiao Zijun so angry, so he quickly waved his hands, "He just, just...just kissed my earlobe." After speaking, the voice became more and more Small.

"What? How dare he kiss you? Didn't you tell him you have a man?"

"I said, but, but he...he hugged me, I...I couldn't move." Mu Feng looked at Jiao Zijun aggrievedly, he really said it, really... ....

Jiao Zijun looked at Mu Feng's small appearance, and rubbed him into his arms with distress. "I see, I don't blame you. Come on, let's go up and check if you have been passive." After speaking, Jiao Zijun dragged Mu Feng upstairs.

When he came to the room, Mu Feng explained the whole process frankly.As long as Jason moved, Jiao Zijun kissed him fiercely until Mu Feng's body was covered with his mark.

Kissing, of course, would go off the rails, let alone two people who haven't seen each other for a long time.

......

After a burst of cloud and rain, Mu Feng leaned wearily in Jiao Zijun's arms.Jiao Zijun took the clothes at the side, took out a ring from it, and put it on Mu Feng's left ring finger.

"Zijun?" Mu Feng looked at Jiao Zijun, excited and shy.

"Fool. Originally, I wanted to propose to you properly, but you bastard... Alas, I can only move ahead of schedule, don't you blame me?"

"No, no..." Mu Feng hugged Jiao Zijun's waist happily.His face was flushed and his heart was beating fast.

"Remember, if anyone dares to touch you in the future, you will say that you are married. No, we will get married tomorrow, and I will see who dares to covet you."

"Ah? Knot, get married?" Mu Feng stammered and looked at Jiao Zijun. He really hadn't thought about getting married.Because he didn't know that two men can also get married...

"You don't want to marry me?"

"No, no, I...I just can't believe it..."

"Hey, let's go get the certificate tomorrow. Let me see who dares to covet you, and whoever touches you, you can show them the certificate, and cut off the escape of all those who have thoughts about you. Do you understand?"

"Listen... I understand." Mu Feng nodded.Zijun is so strong today, but... so happy.

Mu Feng looked down at the ring on his hand, his eyes filled with tears.

"Zijun, I love you." Mu Feng hugged Jiao Zijun's waist tightly, really wanting to go on like this forever...

☆、Extra six

Li Nan and Lan Sa have known each other since elementary school.At that time, Li Nan didn't have the arrogance to subdue Lan Sa. Of course, he didn't have such arrogance before Li Nan and Lan Sa dated. He has always been eaten by Lan Sa to death.

I remember when they met for the first time in elementary school, Lan Sa was a transfer student, and Lan Sa's older brother was accompanying him.Li Nan sat in the corner and watched Lan Sa come in. Lan Sa had already cried like a tabby cat, and his brother, Jiao Zijun, was always comforting him.He originally stopped crying and introduced himself on stage, but when his brother left, this cute little guy rushed over and hugged his brother's thigh, not letting him leave.At that time, Lan Sa was sitting on the ground, and the class was full of laughter.To be honest, he was really ashamed at that time.

Li Nan has been looking at this child since then, and he feels envious of this child's liking for his elder brother. If he can also have a younger brother who likes him so much, maybe he will be very happy.But he is the only child in the family. Although everyone in the family regards him as a baby, he is not very happy. He has even developed a character that cannot communicate with others bravely outside.Also known as introversion.

He never thought that Lan Sa would be at the same table with him, but the teacher still arranged it like this.

Perhaps it was because he was sitting in the corner, and beside him was the only vacant seat in the class, that Lan Sa was placed next to him.

He quietly watched Lan Sa walking towards him.Lan Sa?'s cat-like face looks dirty, but cute.

Lan Sa pouted and sat next to Li Nan, looking unhappy.

"Wipe." Seeing this, Li Nan handed out her handkerchief to Lan Sa.It was a blue checkered handkerchief that his mother had prepared for him.

Lan Sa turned her head and glanced at Li Nan, took his handkerchief unceremoniously, then wiped her face carelessly and blew her nose along the way.After Lan Sa finished everything that could make full use of the handkerchief, he threw the handkerchief to Li Nan and said "Thank you."

Li Nan looked at the handkerchief with Lan Sa's snot stained on it, feeling a little nauseous, but after Lan Sa said "Thank you?", she rolled up the handkerchief and put it in her schoolbag.

I remember that when Li Nan came home that day, his mother saw his blue handkerchief with snot on it and scolded him for the first time.Because the blue handkerchief was for wiping his sweat, and the other red handkerchief was for wiping his nose, and Li Nan never confused them.

Had the first intersection with Lan Sa, so Li Nan thought that Lan Sa was a crying child, so he prepared a red striped handkerchief for Lan Sa, just in case Lan Sa cried again one day. Like a cat.But God never gave Li Nan any chance to perform. From the next day to graduation, he never saw Lan Sa cry again, but Lan Sa, the bully, made him cry several times.

After entering junior high school, he became more lively and had more friends.At that time, he thought he would never see Lan Sa again, but Lan Sa was still in the same class as him.

Lan Sa bullied him a lot when he was in junior high school, but he helped him when others bullied him.He was happy, but also confused.This guy Lan Sa looks quite cute, how could he be so domineering, venomous, and arrogant?

In high school, Lan Sa bullied him a lot less, but he often saw Lan Sa's brother come to pick him up.Jiao Zijun's school was very close to theirs, and it was normal for his elder brother to love his younger brother so much, so in the future, he would either go home alone, or the three of them would go home together.

It wasn't until the party when they graduated from high school that because Lan Sa was drunk, he and Lan Sa had an intimate act like lovers for the first time. This act was really not ordinary intimacy.

"Hehe—" Li Nan, who was lying on the bed, suddenly laughed.

Lan Sa, who had just fallen asleep, suddenly heard Li Nan's weird laughter, opened her eyes in a daze, and slapped Li Nan's head with a "slap", "Laughing fart at night!"

"Woke you up?" Li Nan hugged the person in his arms tightly.

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Lan Sa rubbed against Li Nan's arms, the British winter was still as cold as ever, "It's so cold, don't laugh, go to bed quickly."

"Don't you want to know what I thought of?"

"I don't want to." Lan Sa replied quickly, "Sleepy, sleep, don't think about messing around, huh—" Suddenly her body softened, and Lan Sa trembled.He stared at Li Nan, who the hell actually pinched his waist! "Okay, I want to know, tell me quickly."

"I thought about when we met before, from elementary school, junior high school, to high school. You at that time, but..."

"Stop, I don't want to hear about my glorious history back then."

"why?"

"Because I am oppressed every day by a person who I have bullied for more than ten years, I feel very shameful!!!"

"That's it, then I will pressure you for you."

"Really?"

"Well, use your favorite posture - ride.Ride."

"Li Nan, your uncle!"

☆、Xiaomeng jokes (full)

Xiao Mengmeng【1】

Mu Feng rummaged through boxes and cabinets looking for clothes, but every piece...

"Zijun...my clothes...what, why are they all torn, have they been bitten by a mouse?"

Jiao Zijun walked over slowly with a cup of tea, looked at the clothes in Mu Feng's hands and said calmly: "It's very sexy."

Mu Feng: But, these clothes are all torn, and there is more than one hole...the whole clothes are full of holes, these clothes are fine, why are they like this...

Jiao Zijun: I cut it.Don't you really think it's sexy?

Mu Feng: ...I don't think...

Xiao Mengmeng【2】

Most of Mu Feng's clothes were cut by Jiao Zijun, so there were not many intact clothes.That day when Mu Feng and Jiao Zijun came back from get off work, Mu Feng wanted to take a shower and change into clean clothes.As soon as he took out a piece of clothing, Jiao Zijun snatched it away.Another one was taken out, and it was taken away again.After going back and forth several times, only those clothes with many holes cut were left in the closet.

Jiao Zijun: "If you don't go to work tomorrow, you wear those."

Mu Feng: "Why, why?" It's embarrassing to wear those clothes.

Jiao Zijun: "I want to see it. Feng'er put it on."

Mu Feng hesitated for a while and said, "Okay, okay."

After coming out of the shower, Mu Feng put on his cut clothes, and he walked out of the bathroom with a flushed face.When Jiao Zijun saw it, he immediately raised the corners of his mouth viciously.

"Feng'er, come here."

When Mu Feng walked over, Jiao Zijun immediately hugged him in his arms, whispering softly in his ear: Feng'er, you are so beautiful.

Xiao Mengmeng【3】

Although Mu Feng has a good temper, he also has a temper.

Mu Feng: I don't want to go to the cinema, don't!

Jiao Zijun: Go.A new drama was released today.

Mu Feng rolled his eyes: I don't!Every time it's one of those horror movies, I don't want to have a heart attack.

Jiao Zijun: Good boy, don't be afraid if I'm here.

Mu Feng: No, no, I'm afraid if you're here! (Because every time Mu Feng threw himself into his arms, Jiao Zijun always moved his hands and kissed him in public!)

Jiao Zijun: Good boy, I won't do it this time.

Mu Feng: Really?

Jiao Zijun: Really.

Mu Feng: No, then I won’t go either.Don't force me, if you force me, I will go back to my mother's house!snort!