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Gu Yin woke up and found himself lying on the water bed. No matter how he recalled, he couldn't remember how he got on the bed yesterday. What if he flew to the bed half asleep and half awake—impossible!Isn't he sealed?

The work and rest habit has always been to get up early and watch TV. Gu Yin goes to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, and then goes straight to the living room. He goes to bed before finishing the first night drama, and he must never miss the morning one.

"Huh? You're not going to work!" Gu Yin stared blankly at Wei Cheng who was sitting on the sofa.

"Have a headache and ask for leave."

The small boss asks for leave and does not go to work. The employees below should die of laughter when they hear the news, especially Assistant Fan Kaixiu who has to work as a full-time nanny at the boss's house on weekdays.

"Nanny...cough cough cough, isn't Fan Kaixiu coming today?"

"Give him a day off. Taking care of the mermaid is tiring."

"Hungry, you cook." Gu Yin grabbed Wei Cheng's sleeve and tugged on it, pulling him off so that he could throw himself onto the sofa.The silver-gray tail was wrapped under the moon-white dress, lying on the sofa, the fish tail unconsciously swayed a few times from time to time.Wei Cheng took back what he said last night. Besides sleeping, the fish in his family are also cute when they are fascinated by watching TV.

"You forgot, I won't." Wei Cheng slightly rolled his eyes, it was a disaster for him to enter the kitchen.

"Then wait for the hourly worker to come."

"He's off today too."

Gu Yin raised his eyebrows, no matter what, he was on vacation today. "Order takeaway, and bring me some fruit by the way."

"What to eat?"

"It's up to you, I'm not very picky."

Gu Yin continued to focus on watching TV, and Wei Cheng suddenly wanted to try the food from District [-] sold outside.

It was delivered to the home within 8 minutes, and Gu Yin didn't even look at what the breakfast was, so he didn't see that Wei Cheng's expression was abnormal.Sitting down beside Gu Yin, President Wei, who is extremely busy every day, has the leisure to watch TV with the mermaid.The two sat on the same sofa peacefully without saying a word, and Gu Yin also kindly moved his tail to the ground to give Wei Cheng a place.

The two quietly watched TV and lived in peace, until the atmosphere was so weird that Gu Yin could no longer just sit idly by.The strange experience of sitting peacefully with a human being watching TV was unique to him.

"Do you have something on your mind?" Gu Yin patted Wei Cheng's leg with his tail.

"fine."

"Then you sat here all morning and didn't want to think about how to solve lunch?"

"Same as morning."

"I have no objection." While Wei Cheng went to order food, Gu Yin grabbed the remote control and directly used the TV to search Wei Cheng's information online. "So today..."

Today is not a special day, today is just the birthday of Wei Cheng, an ordinary human being.The day after Wei Yuan's birthday is Wei Cheng's birthday, the coincidence is a bit ironic, if their brothers had the same birthday, it would be even worse.

After switching back to the channel where he was watching the program just now, Wei Cheng also came back from the phone call, Gu Yin struggled and didn't know what to do.

In Gu Yin's concept, birthday is a day he has long forgotten. He only knows that some human beings regard birthday as very important, but they cannot understand its significance.

What is the point of commemorating the day you were born?Deliberately remembering the date of birth is not as good as firmly remembering the days of solar and lunar eclipses, the days of the emperor's liquid flow, and other moments that are very important for monster cultivation.

"Happy birthday." He remembered that human beings would prepare birthday gifts for birthday people, and there was nothing to give away, so he handed out a fruit.

"You... know?" Wei Cheng was stunned, and then remembered how smart the mermaid in front of him was. "You should have found out earlier, thank you."

"Why don't you hold a party like Wei Yuan, your status is no worse than his."

"Impossible, as long as he and his father are still here, this will never be possible."

There is a story!The grievances and grievances of Wei Cheng's wealthy family are more complicated and exciting than the TV show.

"Today is the death day of my eldest brother's mother." Wei Cheng slowly told the cruel truth to him in a flat tone that he didn't expect.Unfortunately, his birthday was on the same day as his father's favorite mermaid, no, it should be the other way around, his father's mermaid died on his birthday.

"You killed her?"

"She died of natural illness."

"It wasn't you who did it, and it wasn't your mother who died, what's the sadness." Wei Cheng stuffed the fruit that he didn't pick up into his mouth by Gu Yin and began to gnaw on himself.One day he happily held a birthday party, and the next day he was so heartbroken that he didn't even celebrate his youngest son's birthday. He couldn't figure out the human mind all his life.But is it okay to favor a child like this?He often heard on TV programs that pampering children is equal to harming them.

"If it was my mother who died, maybe I would be happy."

Gu Yin couldn't help but look sideways, did Wei Cheng's words of punishment come from the heart?

"She treats you badly?"

"She treats me very well."

Gu Yin thought about how to organize his words and almost bit his finger.Why is he racking his brains to figure out how to comfort a human being?And this human being used, plotted, and deceived him yesterday, and the old account is not cleared, let him die!

"Wei Cheng, let's make an appointment between gentlemen." Gu Yin suddenly smiled.

"What appointment?"

"It's like a bet. I have to spend money to eat, drink and live at your house, but the mermaid has no money and I can't pay it back. The only thing I have is time. I can chat with you and play games."

"Do you want me to give birth to a child?" Wei Cheng's mouth curved into an irrepressible arc, and he knew that it was the one thing that the mermaid could never forget.

"It's good to know." Gu Yin turned his head.

"No more? Last time you said you could cook for me."

Gu Yin turned his head: "Don't have a good memory. Do you want to make it difficult for a mermaid to do housework for you?"

"I didn't treat you as a cripple."

Gu Yin gritted his teeth secretly, Wei Cheng is definitely a guy who holds grudges, and today he returned everything he said at the beginning of the meeting.

"I can afford to support you." Wei Cheng touched Gu Yin's head, he didn't mind raising a free fish. "So you don't have to do anything. I'm fine."

"Never mind you!" Gu Yin slapped Wei Cheng's hand away, besides Wei Cheng's warm embrace, his palm was also warm.

Lunch was also delivered after the awkward mess, which was much richer than breakfast and lunch. Gu Yin ate it like chewing wax, and continued watching TV on another channel.And Wei Cheng still sat by his side as in the morning.

"You don't have to work, why don't you write a plan or something?" The male lead president in the TV series happened to be doing company planning, and Gu Yin suddenly thought that Wei Cheng should be a busy man.

"I finished it the day before yesterday."

silence.

Not long after, Gu Yin found a topic and raised a few words, but Wei Cheng's answers always made him unable to find any more questions to say.The two of them together are boring as hell and can only have boring conversations.

"I'm going to bed." Gu Yin finally got fed up with today's weird atmosphere. It's boring to live without anyone bullying him, but the humans around him are too smart to mess with. "Don't touch my room."

"Sleep and eat dinner now?"

"I can't eat it." How can he explain that he is not a foodie!

Said it was going to sleep, lying on the bed no matter what, he couldn't close his eyes at ease, and when he closed his eyes, he saw Wei Cheng's face dangling in his mind.

In fact, he is a strange kind among monsters, and occasionally he is so kind that he doesn't look like a monster that can eat people.The more Gu Yin thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, otherwise why would he get up and run into the kitchen to cook birthday noodles for Wei Cheng.

There are only eggs and a few dried vegetables and shiitake mushrooms, which are far from the ingredients needed for birthday noodles. He struggled between buying all the ingredients and buying all the ingredients. The result was probably that he was too obsessed with his thoughts, and time slipped through his fingers in a blink of an eye. It has been half an hour since he recovered.

Turning your head to look at the digital clock projected on the wall of the living room, only to see someone's face when you open your eyes and close your eyes.Wei Cheng stood outside the kitchen for an unknown how long

"It's just right, come and help." Gu Yin didn't care that the other party was the birthday boy today, and called him in to help.

The scene of two guys with different hearts busy in and out of the kitchen is probably the only experience they have ever experienced in this life.They tacitly didn't mention anything, and focused all their attention on the cooking surface, as if the whole world was in front of them.

Vegetable and mushroom noodles with two candied eggs, and Gu Yin carefully added the noodles and ingredients in the pot into the bowl one by one.It is the first time in 300 years to cook birthday noodles for people—to be called birthday noodles for the occasion.

He held the bowl in both hands and handed it to Wei Cheng, and then offered him the chopsticks that he bought specially for bullying Fan Kaixiu.

"This is……"

"Shou Noodles. A long time ago, people in District [-] would cook a bowl of noodles for their relatives on their birthday. This is called longevity noodles. The ingredients inside should be quail eggs, which symbolize peace, and black fungus and day lily symbolize longevity. Wei Cheng, I wish you Health and longevity." Gu Yin's heart felt warm for no reason, he felt it!A warm and kind heart just like human beings.

It's over, he has become a monster traitor.

"Thank you." From Wei Cheng's face, he couldn't see any emotion.

Gu Yin was suddenly very upset. "that's all?"

"Huh?" Wei Cheng was puzzled by Gu Yin's suddenly cold gaze, it was hard to predict people's hearts, and it was hard to guess what the mermaid was thinking, so he had no choice but to serve his noodles on the table.He didn't see the mermaid following him when he turned his head, and he realized that there seemed to be some problem.

There is only one bowl of noodles.

Only now did he realize that Gu Yin had only cooked a bowl of noodles, Wei Cheng squatted down and held the bracket on the back of the mermaid car seat.

"Specially made it for me to eat, why didn't you?"

"Shou noodles are for birthday people."

"Can't other people eat it?"

Gu Yin shook his head: "Custom."

"Have not heard."

Gu Yin felt as if his neck was being strangled by something, he couldn't speak and didn't want to speak.Human beings always abandon and forget the customs and habits created by themselves, but other races have continued many of them.

Heartless monsters yearn for the comfortable life of human beings; lonely monsters yearn for human beings who are always happy; long-lived monsters yearn for human beings' short life but shine brightly.

"It's only meaningful to eat life on your birthday. Eat it, it will taste better than outside." He heard that the most delicious food is filled with affection and blessings, and Wei Cheng can definitely feel his heart.

He was preoccupied with...

"Aren't you hungry?" Wei Cheng opened the freezer, and there was not much fruit left in it.

"I'm on a diet." Gu Yin squeezed over and took out a piece of fruit and gnawed it without washing it.

Wei Cheng's distrustful eyes lingered on Gu Yin's small body.The mermaid is too thin, except for the barely protruding muscles of the chest, there is nothing to say.

Gu Yin's culinary skills are good by human standards, and it's not easy for a monster to live alone.Just as Gu Yin thought, his mood was truly conveyed to Wei Cheng's heart through the food.

Compared with powerful monsters, ordinary humans are fragile creatures that can be crushed to death with one hand.After all, there are only a few people who are strong enough to resist or even subdue monsters. No matter how envious they are of humans, monsters will never bow their heads and admit that humans are superior to themselves.Monsters who are superior to human beings in the biological chain are indeed qualified to be arrogant, and they will do everything in their power to retaliate against any human beings who provoke their dignity.Just like their kindness to human beings should be repaid by springs.

Staring indifferently at Wei Cheng who fell unconscious at the dining table, his bone tone slightly raised the corners of his lips, revealing his cruel and ruthless side that belongs to a monster.

Why did he specially make birthday noodles for a human being?Because only Shou Xinggong can eat birthday noodles, and with his current frail body that is close to human beings, he is also not resistant to any poison that is effective for human beings.

"Wei Cheng? Wei Cheng?" Gu Yin's tail patted Wei Cheng's face, and the icy fishtail patted his cheek lightly, what brought people was not refreshing but cold.

Unexpectedly, Gu Yin was at a loss for what to do when he succeeded in one move.

He didn't intend to poison Wei Cheng to death, he just wanted to give this human being some pain.

The fact that Su Xing has been in Wei Cheng's hands until now makes Gu Yin unhappy, but he can't and doesn't want to leave the shelter provided by Wei Cheng for the time being.What happened at Fa's birthday party last night was just a trigger, which really ignited Gu Yin's anger.

The last time I went to the beach, Gu Yin took advantage of Wei Cheng to stay in the hotel room to soak in water and connect to the hotel service desk, and bought some medicines with sleeping ingredients through them.Of course he did it by sneaking into someone else's room, to avoid Wei Cheng finding out when he checked out.

The monster's power was sealed, so he had no choice but to change his thinking and use human methods to attack.In order to cover up the strange smell of medicine in the longevity noodles, bone tone seasoning is heavily used, and peppers are used.Wei Cheng didn't realize it, and ate up all the noodles.

Are you defenseless?

Bone Yin drove the mermaid car back to the room. There was a cabinet of snacks and desserts hidden in the room, so he couldn't starve to death.As for Wei Cheng, let him sleep on the ground for a few hours to cool off, and wake up tomorrow as a cunning and ruthless good president.

Kill Wei Cheng?It's a treat to play with dying prey before stuffing your stomach.leave?He doesn't know how to drive a new-age car, and Wei Cheng's house is quite a distance from the nearest lake.Besides, how can he enjoy the fun of fighting Wei Cheng after leaving? Instead of sinking into the bottom of the lake and concentrating on cultivating, he prefers to stay and play for a few days.

It was agreed to go to see the lake, and Wei Cheng would consider running away on the day he fulfilled the agreement.