reject negative distance

Theater [-]: Beyond

Waking up from the bed, Gu Yin's first reaction was: I have time-traveled?

The second reaction: what should I do with the things in my computer!

Response □□: What happened to the ration lying on my body.

Then, Gu Yin finally came to his senses, ah, it turned out that he had slept for too long and the end of the world fell asleep directly.

Theater Two: Insane

Wei Cheng did Gu Yin - ox did that, Gu Yin became furious and twitched his tail.

"Thank you for your reward."

Then Gu Yin smiled evilly, showing his claws and brushing, the poor little Gong was torn in half alive, Gu Yin happened to be hungry, his sharp serrated teeth pierced into the flesh, and he ate it bite by bite.

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Theater [-]: Master Can Fly

Someone made trouble for Gu Yin, and the other party was more vicious, so he took out a knife and stabbed him.Seeing that it was inevitable that he would be stabbed, Gu Yin quickly spread his wings and flew into the sky.

Be silly, grandpa can fly!

The murderous perpetrator was dumbfounded.

Theater Four: Everyday

In the morning, Gu Yin gets up early to make breakfast for Wei Cheng, and Wei Cheng goes to work, and the nanny Fan comes to report, and accepts all kinds of bullying and oppression by Gu Yin.Nanny Fan will take care of lunch and dinner, and Nanny Fan will also be off work when Wei Cheng gets off work in the evening.

Daily life is boring?No, the monster who sits on the sofa and watches TV every day - children's TV dramas - said that life is very comfortable. Compared with his past in human society, he has to prevent people like Taoist monks who are a little bit capable from discovering his identity. It's hard work to earn money.In a few years, he will change his place and change his identity, and he will not be able to settle down at all. The house he bought with hard work will not last for a few years before he has to move. In the end, he simply rents it.

Apart from watching TV, the most common thing Gu Yin does in daily life is to bully Nanny Fan, usually in such a form of dialogue.

Gu Yin: Kai, pour me some tea.

Nanny Fan: ...

Gu Yin: It's too sweet, change to something with less sugar.

Nanny Fan: ...

Bone Tone: If it’s too light, put some sugar and you’ll die.

Nanny Fan: I didn't change at all...

***

Gu Yin: Let's cook. I want to eat steamed meat, steamed vegetables, and steamed fish.

Nanny Fan: ...

Gu Yin: Vegetables must be chopped.

Nanny Fan: ...

Gu Yin: How can such a large piece be steamed badly? Next time, cut it into smaller pieces.

Nanny Fan: Last time you thought it was too broken...

Whenever Fan Kaixiu raised an objection, Gu Yin would only stop him with one sentence.

Gu Yin: Wei Cheng said to give you a salary increase.

Nanny Fan: ...

To the extent that Wei Cheng indulges mermaids, only one sentence is needed, the bitter nanny Fan has no hope of salary increase and no hope of year-end bonus→_→

Theater Five: Meet the Parents

Gu Yin followed Wei Cheng back to meet his parents, and the moment his mother saw his daughter-in-law, he took his hand and sighed that his son was finally old enough to start a family and so on.The lady's eyes were full of jealousy.

Gu Yin's heart: It deserves it, I told you to teach this kind of son, who would be eaten up and wiped out for no reason. If you don't take revenge, you will not be a fish!

Gu Yin: In fact, your son is very good. His body is very charming, and he can't stop once he has sex.

Ke Jinna fainted instantly, and Wei Liao fell out from behind the door of the room.Wei Cheng laughed silently at the side.

Theater [-]: Sharing the same bed

Gu Yin likes to sleep on the bed, so he occupied Wei Cheng's big bed, so Wei Cheng had to sleep with him in his arms.Bone tone mood is called a delicate.Thinking about food and sleeping on the same bed as yourself, there is always a feeling that you can eat to fill your stomach at any time when you are hungry in the middle of the night.

Wei Cheng is also in a complicated mood, he has never slept with anyone, he has only slept with bone sounds...

The two fell asleep and fell asleep, and slept all night without falling asleep.One is afraid of accidentally eating the other party in the middle of the night, and the other is afraid of accidentally eating the other party in the middle of the night.

Theater Seven: 520

Today is 2013520... Oh, it should be synchronized with Gu Yin Wei Cheng's time, so it will be one thousand and one years later today.Gu Yin heard that today is a good day to express his love, so he specially asked Nanny Fan to pick up a piece of chocolate and give it to Wei Cheng himself.

Wei Cheng was very happy, who would have thought that Gu Yin would then say...

Bone Sound: I don’t know if the chocolate that was picked from the cake last time was damaged or not. I melted it and reshaped it. Try it and see if it tastes right.

Wei Cheng: ...

Gu Yin: Why are you staring at me?

Wei Cheng: Chocolate is not good, I want to eat you.

Gu Yin: ... Believe it or not, I'll eat you first!

Wei Cheng: Good boy, I love you.

Gu Yin: You...I...I...╭(╯^╰)╮!

Little Theater Eight: Cannibalism

After holding it in for a long time, he finally tasted the meat. Gu Yin was in a good mood and tore off a piece of meat and chewed it in his mouth.

Bone sound: chicken flavor, crunchy!

Little Theater Nine: After Cannibalism

Gu Yin, who hadn't eaten human flesh for a long time, was very upset. The human meat he gnawed was not tasty at all. It was too fat and the lean meat was not tender enough. What about the pork belly?Gu Yinnu threw the corpse out of the window.

The meat was tasted, the body was lost, and it was easy to find the owner without wiping the mouth clean, and gave the enemy a wicked smile.It is said that Xie Mei Smile is a very powerful skill, the villain can kill half of the opponent's blood in seconds, and the protagonist can hook half of the soul with it.Bone Yin smiled at Wei Yuan, os in his heart: When will it be washed and baked to eat?

Wei Cheng noticed Gu Yin's focused eyes: Let's go home.

Wei Cheng's inner os: See why Wei Yuan is so affectionate, go back and take care of you slowly.

Little Theater Ten: Hell

One day Gu Yin found out that he had seen a ghost, and he was very excited, which meant that he was not the only monster left in the world.So he decided to go up and say hello.

Bone Voice: Xiaobai.

White impermanence: ==

Black impermanence: →→

Gu Yin: Could it be Xiao Hei?

Bai Wuchang: ==?

Black impermanence: ==?

Gu Yin: ...Wearing the wrong clothes for the other party afterwards.

Bai Wuchang: ==#Fuck

Black impermanence: ==#Fuck

Ben leader: Son, pick up your morals!

Theater Eleven: Painting

With nothing to do these days, Gu Yin was tired of writing with a bad pen, ink and paper, so he started to draw pictures.The landscape, flowers, birds, fish and insects were not in that mood, and then they thought that Wei Cheng was the one they had seen the most in the past two months, so they splashed ink and brushed their brushes, writing like a god~

Emma, ​​the little brother on the paper looks like a Martian.

Gu Yin looked left and right, Wei Cheng was immersed in his work, Fan Kaixiu was cleaning, snickered and quickly burned the paper.

In the middle of the night, both Wei Cheng and Gu Yin fell asleep, and two white and black things protruded from the floor.Bone Sound suddenly opened his eyes.

Gu Yin: Downstairs is the 11th floor, and you are stuck on the ceiling* in the middle of the night?

Black and white impermanence: ==+

Gu Yin: Xiaohei Xiaobai, tell me what's the matter.

Bai Wuchang: What did you burn during the day to scare the devil to death! ==#

Gu Yin: (⊙o⊙) I forgot that it wasn't for you to burn it, it's just for habit...

Black Impermanence: Your Excellency has seen it.

Bone sound: (⊙o⊙)

Black Impermanence: Your Excellency asked... Can you publish a book and draw a diary of the underworld.

Bone Sound: Hehe.

Black Impermanence: My lord also asked, what had to be said between King Yama and the master of the underworld in the fifth hall next door...

Gu Yin: Wait, wait, who is Yama of the Five Palaces?

Bai Wuchang: People call him Bao Qingtian.

Gu Yin: ... Mr. Gongsun, the head of his family?

Black and white impermanence nodded together.

Gu Yin: Where is the judge's integrity!

Bai Wuchang: Hmph, what are you proud of? The Lord Judge didn’t ask you to draw it. He said that your paintings are too hell-like, but the writing can be seen. word.

Bone sound: ...

On the second day, Wei Cheng and Fan Kaixiu were surprised to find that Gu Yin had been busy writing, and there was a stack of yellowed paper with some strange paintings on it.

Small Theater Twelve: Moon Lake Day Tour

Wei Cheng fulfilled his promise to take Gu Yin to the lake, Gu Yin slipped into the lake, swam and swam under the water, and picked up a grass.

Bone Sound: Monster or fairy grass?

……

Gu Yin: How does photosynthesis work underwater?

……

Bone sound: Squeak alive.

……

Gu Yin: Oh, go back to cook a bowl of soup at night, egg tomato water herb soup.

Aquatic plants: Laozi is an ordinary grass that can make alchemy, replenish red and blue, and has not yet cultivated spiritual consciousness!

Gu Yin: Wei Cheng, today we have egg, tomato and water herb soup, which nourishes yin, tonifies yang, nourishes qi and activates blood. Drink it today and the wound will be healed tomorrow.

Aquatic plants: Grass!

In fact...a water plant is really a grass, it has no spiritual consciousness and can't speak, so it can only...be obediently become a side dish in the soup!

Little Theater 2.0.One: system props

When Gu Yin got the water plants, this sentence actually rang in his ears.

Congratulations to the system item [Grass Immortal], which triggers one of the main missions: Salvation and Reincarnation.

Oh, the above are all high-energy spoilers compiled by Gu Yin. If you have any questions, please contact him.

Little Theater 2.0.Two: Perverted Research Maniac

Silver glasses, an elite face, and a white lab coat, all of them match up to be full of [-] perversions.Gu Yin hurriedly covered the skirt of the mermaid underwear that Wei Cheng bought for him.

Gu Yin: Don't come here if you change your mind!

Murray: ...to draw blood.

Bone sound; life-saving change ︶ need to drink blood!

Murray: Blood tests.

Bone Sound: You, you...

Murray: what?

Gu Yin: You ate garlic at noon, don't come near me, it stinks.

Murray: Shut up!Draw my blood obediently!